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Sending a circle of friends means no money.

Lack of money will have a great influence. If your way of thinking is particularly poor, you may always be in a dry well and never see the sky outside. Today, Bian Xiao compiled a sentence in the circle of friends saying that he has no money for your reference. Let's have a look!

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Sending a circle of friends means no money.

1, I have many shortcomings, but the most fatal shortcoming is that I have no money!

I hope I can stop worrying about money in the future and live a life without money.

I was so poor that I didn't eat the last meal.

When you walk slowly, don't take away my northwest wind.

The price of instant noodles in the supermarket has gone up again.

6. Money is not the problem, but no money.

7. I heard that you are getting married, and many things came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money.

Grandpa Mao never appeared in my wallet, not that I was poor, but that I was poor.

9. Although I don't have a car, a house or money, I have a lovely heart.

10, happiness is, when there is no money, thinking that someone still owes me some money.

1 1, the family is surrounded by four walls and lives a hungry and cold life every day.

12, you can't have your cake and eat it, but you can be poor and single!

13, the water is boiling, but there is no rice flour in the pot. Forget it, enough water!

14, has been short of money. Never been surpassed.

15, when you feel that you have nothing, don't panic, at least your judgment is right.

16, I ate it last month, the dog ate it, the dog ate it, I ate it.

17, when we have money, buy two cups of soybean milk, drink one and pour another.

18, half a year of bran grain for half a year, famine.

19, the southeast wind today, it seems that there is no food again.

I feel so helpless for the first time. I can do anything without money.

2 1, hey, don't stand there, you're blocking me from drinking the northwest wind.

22. I break my fingers and count that there is a lack of housing in the five elements, a lack of car in my life and a lack of money in Cary.

23. I found that I have one of the biggest shortcomings. What is this? Lack of money!

When I was young, I was always worried about money. One by one, no money will break up. Why am I so poor and so generous?

25. My pocket is cleaner than my face again!

26. My heart is bleeding when I bought a new notebook, and poverty makes me cry.

27. I think I may be nearsighted. Otherwise, why can't I see the money in my wallet?

28. From today, don't call me for activities above 1 yuan!

29. I can tell from a distance that I am short of money.

Recently, I feel that I am almost as poor as many female chairpersons.

The beggar shook his bowl at me. I thought he was showing off his wealth!

32. It is said that the problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I have no money.

33, lack of money, lack of money, no money, money for graduation dinner can't afford it.

34. The money in the pocket doesn't even jingle.

35. My eyes seem to be nearsighted! Why can't I see the money when I open my wallet!

36. I dare not keep a dog for fear that it will rob me of my food.

37. Money is not blown by the wind, it is blown away by the wind.

38. I lack sleep, money, love and brains. The only reason I don't lack is that I don't lack meat.

39. I just want to play with people with similar income. Do you have beggars?

40. Many people can even sell their souls for money. Think about it. It's so sad. Why can't my soul sell money?

Send a circle of friends and say that there is no money.

1. Dreaming that you are poor, waking up-looking at it is not a dream at all.

2. The baby is long, the baby is short, and the baby doesn't care if he has no money.

3. It turns out that I'm not the only one who poured water after using shampoo!

I'm afraid to move now. I'm hungry too fast because I move too much.

5. I break my fingers and count that the five elements are short of housing, life is short of cars and Cary is short of money.

I have many shortcomings, but the most fatal thing is that I have no money.

7. That handsome guy named RMB hasn't asked me out for a long time.

8. Today, the southeast wind seems to have no food again!

9. I don't want to chat recently, I have no money, and I don't talk hard.

10. I bought an island recently. Welcome to visit my poor island.

1 1. How poor can you be, just like a dollar of steel is hard to find.

12. I'm Kawakami Tomie's sister Kawada!

13. Forget it, the mobile phone should be returned to the counter.

14. I have many shortcomings, but the most fatal thing is that I have no money!

15. In the evening, I said to the mouse in the kitchen: Don't look, only we can eat at home.

16. I think I may be nearsighted, otherwise how could I not see the money in my wallet?

17. I slapped myself twice before going out, saving money on blushing.

18. I always use urine to flush my stool.

19. The meat on your body never leaves you, and the money in your pocket is not loyal.

20. Don't dare to shit, because you are afraid of being hungry, don't say it, take a shower, or the rain will stop soon.

2 1. When I paid the phone bill, I realized that my words were so valuable.

22. I can't solve any problems that need money to solve.

23. From being penniless for 20 years to being penniless for 2 1 year, it will soon be 22 years in debt.

24. My father taught me from an early age that no matter how poor people are, they must have backbone! I am obedient, and I am really poor now, really poor and have backbone.

25. My current financial situation: I am looking for the cash back form in the express box.

I just looked at my balance, and I found that I can spend enough money to do nothing in my life, but there is a prerequisite that I must die tomorrow and I can't live one more day.

27. We are all of the same age. If you have no money, can you give it to me?

28. Heaven and earth are my home, and the moon is a candle, covering my belly and lining my spine.

29. Stand aside to stop me from drinking the northwest wind.

30. I can't fall in love because I happen to have some money and I want to use it myself.

3 1. The weather forecast says there is no wind today, so it seems that we will be hungry again.

32. Today I am not a lovely ghost, but a poor ghost.

33. Open the Meituan → Click Pay → Insufficient balance → Give up → Cook honestly.

Put a negative sign in front of my assets, and I can buy a manor.

Thank you for being poor and having no house to live in. Seeing your sad circle of friends, I am embarrassed to give myself a castle.

I don't want to talk because I'm thirsty and have no money to buy water.

37. The water is boiling, but there is no rice flour in the pot. Forget it, drink more water!

38. I think I may be nearsighted. Otherwise, why can't I see the money in my wallet?

Don't stay up late, it's bad for your eyes. Now I can't see the money in Alipay and WeChat.

40. Growing up, my best trick was to make money disappear.

Send a circle of friends and say that there is no money.

1. You are poor, where can you get the courage not to work hard!

You said that you can't live without money, I said that you can live an ordinary life, you said that stress can activate you, and I said that stress can knock you down. If the poor live, why should the pressure overwhelm their backs? In fact, life is a fire, which can always burn more and more brightly.

Some people borrow money from the poor, but it is easy to borrow money. Some people, in order to show their cleverness and fear that the poor will borrow money, say in advance that they have no money and complain to the poor.

I boiled water in a broken pot for a long time and found that the noodles were gone, so I drank two bowls of hot water.

5. Six-digit password protects one-digit deposit. How can I take it out for help online?

6. It's the end of the month again. Rich people will spend more, and people without money will save more. I just want to be a vegetarian.

7. It is the end of the month. Do you have money with you?

8.Iphone 1 1 is on the market, which is great. Finally, consider launching Ipone3.

9. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out

10. Choosing poverty is also poverty, and choosing feelings is also poverty.

1 1. People are poor, afraid of others, looked down upon by others, lazy, looked down upon by people around them, afraid of jokes when going out, and afraid of shame when speaking.

12. The mice came to my house to look for food, and finally they all left with tears in their eyes.

13. Don't call me for activities over one yuan.

14. Thank you for having no money. Thank you for not bowing all the way. No one is around now.

15. It doesn't matter if you are not chic after you pack your bags and want to go. What you feel is the helplessness and hardship of life.

16. Bite your tongue if you want to eat meat.

17. From nothing at the beginning of the month to penniless at the end of the month, don't forget that your initiative is in vain this month.

18. Drink yogurt and lick the lid.

19. I have no money at the end of the month and want to have a meal.

20. I haven't washed my hair for ten years just to eat oil.

2 1. If it weren't for the northwest wind, we would have starved to death, and the occasional sandstorm was also a meal.

I got pregnant in September and finally saved enough money for abortion.

When I make friends, I don't care whether they have money or not. Anyway, they are richer than me.

24. I dare not keep a dog for fear that it will rob me of my food.

25. Money makes the mare go, but you can't move without money. That is the reality. People are not as poor as ghosts, tea is not as light as water, and so is the world.

26. You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor or single.

27. It's raining. You fell and got up. Don't rely on god, don't rely on ghosts, just rely on your arms and legs.

28. The beggar shook his bowl at me, and I thought he was showing off his wealth.

29. By the end of the month, there was no money, so we had to live with rice porridge.

30. When I was a child, I had no money at home. I always used a rope to fly kites, and a plastic bag was tied at the back.