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Talking about the hottest love in 221 Follow your light and see a world that you have never seen before.

1. Love is not afraid of time. If love is deep enough, time will make it deeper. If you can't stand the test of time, you can only say that love is not deep enough.

2. Being with you is what you have, and love will last until you get used to it. Castle peak is not old, * * * you grow old.

3. Life is shining because I love you

4. From the first love to the old age, I only love one person in my life.

5. Meet you at the right time. We fall in love, get married, have children, and grow old in warm company. This is the happiness I want, the steady happiness.

6. Love should be like grinding a stone. Maybe when you first pick it up, you are not so satisfied. Slowly, everything will change.

7. Follow your light and see a world you have never seen before.

8. The best part of the morning is knowing that someone is quietly waiting for you to wake up.

9. The sweetest thing is to be liked by you every day that I like you.

1. Thank you for liking me. I also like the person who liked you very much at that time. You see, chicken players come to no good end.

This year is the first Spring Festival after marriage. Because of my low seniority, I have to follow my husband and call him Uncle, Uncle Two, Uncle Three. There are many people who come to visit during the Spring Festival, and I don't know them very well, so as not to make mistakes, my mother-in-law asked me to be called uncle. Then I had to greet him and see him off: "You're here, uncle, go well, and come and play again!" " A few days later, my husband looked at me and muttered suspiciously: What a feeling of returning to my old job ...

In the community, I met a good female classmate who took her nephew who was over one year old for a walk. That boy called his mother to his female classmates, so cute! I just tease him, call him dad, call him dad. At this time, my mother appeared out of nowhere, with tears in her eyes, staring at us plaintively and crying: "Don't tell me such a big thing!" Come on, grandma! "

In the fifth grade of primary school, two students were fighting, and the teacher came, asking one of them to apologize to the other, to be honest: to apologize to others. I only heard the classmate say: apologize! . . . . The whole class burst into laughter. . .

When I took my cousin out to eat, she went to choose cold dishes, and vaguely saw her chatting with a beautiful woman. When she came back, she sat next to me and said to me, "Brother, that beautiful woman just asked for your phone number, and W believed me. I didn't tell her. What if she came to eat with us?" After all, all I ordered were my favorite dishes. " Well, you eat, cousin. Eat more. You'll have the strength to get beaten when you get home. . .

Female colleagues are particularly thrifty, unwilling to spend money, and pay more attention to money! One day, her husband called her and said that her daughter-in-law was not well and something was wrong! This gives her what she thinks! As a result, her husband came to the sentence that one person has to take 2 yuan for a unit dinner! Hahaha! She immediately flew into a rage! Her husband also said that money is not a big deal to you! I almost choked up my internal injuries when she finished telling me.

One day, I was walking with my daughter-in-law on a country road, and I saw a black dog chasing a chicken. When I chased it to the edge of a fish pond, the chicken's wings flew on the branches. The dog didn't stop in the fish pond, so I couldn't help laughing. My daughter-in-law looked at me and said, See, those who play with chickens didn't end well ...

When I got home from a business trip for a month, I found that. There was delicious food on the table, and the only thing that made me sad was that my parrot, which I had raised for two years, died ...

The second wife was pregnant for more than two months, and the date was almost the same, but she was pregnant after all the measures were taken. I said it might be Tt's fault. I bought it from a small vendor, and the second wife collapsed. I asked why, but I saw that the second wife said very seriously: What if the child asked us how he came from? Can it be said that it was bought by an impostor?

It's windy recently. I wore a pair of glasses when I went out. I passed by the door of a small shop and accidentally dropped my key! I quickly squatted down to pick it up, and suddenly a immature voice shouted: Don't move! Then a child quickly picked up the key and helped me to one side: Aunt, your eyes are not good, and you almost stepped on dog shit! Where do you live? I'll take you home!

After passing a kindergarten, I only heard the wailing inside. A young gentleman cried at the entrance of the kindergarten, saying, Mom, I am worthless, so don't sell me ... Mom, I will never steal your cake again, and I will never dare to blow around with balloons in your room again ...

After graduation, I entered the company and chatted with a beautiful woman. Usually I often chat by e-mail. Once, she accidentally left her mobile phone on my desk. Curiously, she opened it and even noted my name' World Wind'. Friends, can you tell me what it means?

I didn't expect yesterday's classmate to get married and invited our old class teacher in junior high school. What's more, the old class teacher actually came to our table and said that he would pour me a glass of wine. At that time, I was flattered and said, "How can you pour me a glass of wine? I'll respect you later." As a result, the old head teacher said earnestly, "Son, I came to apologize for this wine. I shouldn't have treated you so harshly when you fell in love with each other. I heard that you haven't found a girlfriend in the whole class until now, and you are very self-blaming for being a teacher." . . . 。” In 221, I only saw you among the thousands of roses.

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2. The evening breeze blowing through you becomes moist, and the dusk perched on your shoulders becomes more and more attractive. Your whispers attract cicadas, summer comes and the stars twist; Midnight fog gathers on the lawn and bench, like your wet hair. I want to count the stars in your eyes and smell which forest is in your body.

3. I don't know where I got my self-confidence. I always feel that I will make a lot of money one day without studying hard and doing nothing, and this feeling is extremely strong.

4. The older I grow up, the more I realize that my family needs nothing else. I want my family to be painless, disease-free and healthy.

5. You can come to me slowly. It doesn't matter if you take the wrong road or take the wrong bus, because I will wait, but don't be too slow, because I'm afraid I can't take care of myself before I meet you, don't eat on time, stay up late, don't sew buttons, and brush dishes.

6. When you grow up, there will always be one or two chances. You will bravely run for the person you value, because if you are the right person, it is really too late to walk.

7. I like to nest in our beloved old sweater on rainy days. Next to us are our treasured old records, firewood for the fire and beloved old books. So quiet, so peaceful-it is a good time to dream. One noon, I was dreaming, and I was on cloud nine.

8. While our minds are hot, we should be desperate.

9. When you like someone, you will smile when you see his short message. When you answer his phone, your voice will become gentle and clear. When you meet him, your heart will be pounding with tension and excitement. Wake up every morning, sleep every night, you will think of him, everything is unconsciously, unconsciously smile. With such a person in my heart, this day is extremely happy.

1. Your map is a blank sheet of paper, so even if you want to decide your destination, you don't know where the road is. But looking at it from another angle, it is precisely because it is a blank sheet of paper that you can draw a map at will. It's all up to you. For you, everything is free, and there are infinite possibilities in front of you.

11. It is precisely because I hope to meet you that I always think the most rugged road is the best one.

12. I love the clear sky after the spring storm. Those are your eyes.

13. I only saw you among the tens of millions of roses.

14. No matter how sad the day is, remember to take off your makeup, wash your face, take a shower, blow dry your hair, and get into bed safely. The bed is like a capsule, which will take you to a bright morning. You give me a tear, and I will see all the oceans in your heart

1.. Maybe, one day, we will make life miserable and insensitive, but after we have gone through laughter, tears, loneliness and hesitation, we will find that there is such an eternal feeling that we understand that there is happiness with love.

2. If you love her, don't give her a chance to think. Because you never know how much people who think about you love you.

3. Some things can only be remembered. Some people can only be travelers. I can't escape those memories after all, I can't forget that person, and I can't change the role of a one-man show.

4. You give me a tear, and I will see all the oceans in your heart.

5. The familiarity many years ago, many years later today, everything has already vanished, you are still you, I am still me, the same stranger.

6. Some people are thinking about someone, some people are waiting for someone, some people are sensitive to rejecting anyone, or I am used to someone. I can't tell whether you are friendship or missed love.

7. Love is a luxury. You can only watch it from a distance. Don't fantasize about it or touch it, because it needs the right time and the right person to meet in the right place, and both are indispensable.

8. The bravest thing in the world is listening to you say that I did something wrong in our love with a smile.

9. People are more likely to get angry with people close to them than with people they hate. The so-called close people are those who spend most of their time with them. This is very important, which shows that we are often angry because we have more expectations of people close to us. Or, I want to get more from them.

1. Love is a drama directed by fate. Until the end, you will never know whether the ending is tragedy or comedy.

11. liking someone is painless. Loving a person may have a long pain, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world. Even when you are most depressed, try to smile. Maybe someone will fall in love with you because of your lonely smile.

12. Happiness is to accompany you on a life-long journey.

13. A plain life will not end with a breakup. People who love each other will grow up together in the twists and turns of their feelings.

14. You are mine, and no one can take it away. I am so overbearing; I am yours, and no one can take it away. I am so stubborn.

15. One day, in the twilight of you and me, we sat in front of the court and watched the flowers fall and laughed about the fleeting time. Today, a hundred years ago, I passed by, only to know that I have already seen it all.

16. Love is precious until we break up. Many people don't know how to cherish what they have, and they don't see it until they lose it. In fact, what they are most familiar with is the most precious.

17. For someone, he has already walked out of our hearts, but when he thinks about it, he still feels vaguely distressed; For a feeling, I feel that it has long been deserted, but we will still feel dejected in our memories; For a road, it has come to an end, and we will still look for an exit in our dreams.