Super narcissistic, cute and funny personality, speaking relaxed and funny sentences.

1. Cell phone vibration can hardly be heard at home, but it is especially like an earthquake at school.

2. I really envy you, being with the person you like, unlike me, being surrounded by people who like me.

From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

The oppressive snow is like a hungry wolf wandering in the wasteland, biting my flesh and blood.

5. How many students, even in summer, the quilt on the bed is still very thick, because we don't cover it, just sleep with it.

It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no sex life at school.

7. People say I don't have IQ and EQ, so what? At least we have it.

8. A mutual agreement is just a ridiculous joke *

9. You say that the rich are witty and the poor are naive.

10. Fate is like rape. If you can't resist, learn to enjoy it, hehe.

1 1. You said you looked like something, and you were scared to take refuge in the Buddha.

12. Interpretation means covering up, covering up means dishonesty, and dishonesty means not cleaning up ~!

13. Every day at 3: 00100, Fan Fan will change rooms for a small banquet.

14. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a beautiful dream with fragrant contents all night, but I woke up the next morning and couldn't remember it at all.

16. There is a river around the mountain, and I have your hug.

17. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. After the exam, I am finished. .

18. Burning incense is not necessarily _ The highest work is a monk or a panda.

20. Stupid is too smart!

2 1. I didn't say I hate you, but if you get angry and I have water, I'll drink it in front of you.

The pain is only temporary, as long as you have enough courage to meet everything ahead.

23. If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.

24. Can the beauty in "Jurassic" by Feng Jie be regarded as a classical beauty?

25. Why do children sound weak in wisdom?

26. The crowded streets masked my sadness.

27. Go to QQ every day. Have you considered the feeling of QQ?

28. Love, hate, pain and bitterness? Are you trying to ruin me? Is it okay? Is it okay? Are you qualified?

29. Don't scold a woman for having no money in her pocket. Money is king in this society. Without money, you are nothing.

30.MLM means that rabbits eat grass next to their nests.

3 1. You said you would wait for me to come back, but you did it. You found someone to wait with.

32. Show the essence of dress B with a brilliant facade.

Some people wear perfume, but they can't hide the smell of scum.

34. Women are not decent, but decent because they are not attractive enough;

35. You always stop and go on the emotional road. Are you clumsy?

37. There are two things you don't have to miss the shit you pull out and the people you don't contact.

38. I turned around and saw that you had left.

39. The real vagrancy and wandering is that you have no place to go back.

When the petals are flying, please be my beautiful bride.

4 1. Or China people are nice to China people: Newton farted and dropped a bunch of formulas. Qu Yuan ended up staying for three days.

42. There are so many people who love me, but no one says they want to marry me.

43. Brother, are you dressed in such fancy clothes to attract bees?

Once bitten, birds sing everywhere around me. (Teacher's comment: This is very meaningful. )

45. You said you were a limited edition, but I'm out of print.