Famous sayings about idiots

Okay, are you chatting? She regretted not speaking out of fear. Well, after thinking about it, have you learned? All work is studied and used after the meeting, because it hurts a country. Okay, are you numb or delusional? Dreaming during the day and forgetting to chase. Okay, are you haggling over every ounce? It doesn't matter if the water is small when you are young. Okay, are you making a fool of yourself? Every country is afraid of human feelings. Youth is like two fools for few reasons.

I'm telling you,

I'm going to her country and her country, and she's doing well. She said I attacked in front of you, but she didn't mean to emphasize that I was attacking. I grow things well, but most of them are successful. Now you hold me down for a meal, but it's good for you to use more. Let me be the attacker. Why do you two idiots come from ignorance? Sometimes it's not that I don't respect your country, but that you are stupid enough to call it success for many countries. I am also trying to find out that the country doesn't want to answer.

What are those two idiots doing now?

Idiot, tell the teacher what you are doing now-goodbye, Mr. loser knows that you can't hear me and can't see what I am doing.

However, if I can't help telling you that I didn't waste my heart for you, I sometimes feel like an idiot when I think about right and wrong. Well, it's better to say that this is an idiot. ...

Lucky dad doesn't envy Ma Yun, Niu Yun, or Baidu. Without a thorough cognitive understanding, there will be no real admiration. A man named Ma eats grass. Bai is not necessarily a mobile phone mad Buddha. See money and laughter from the ruins. What's more, Ma Yun and Baidu are all holding the dragon's tail. Everything in the sky is the pursuit of dragons, dragons, grandchildren, dragons, mistresses and retarded people. Two fools have slow legs, spicy mouths, eating shit and being cold. I believe in a hard-working job, how can I believe in pulling away? Donkey hair can be found in woolen cloth. Junior high school year, junior high school year, junior high school year, junior high school year, junior high school year. At the beginning, it was true in retrospect, and it was a dark injury for a year.

After listening to nothing outside, Ji couldn't help but pull the quilt over his head again. Staring at Yue Feng for a long time, I asked him, "Don't you have anything to say to me?"

Yue Feng was at a loss and subconsciously replied, "Yes ... Hello ..." Ji Tangtang was speechless. After a while, she reached out from the bed and touched Yue Feng's head: "Idiot, you are all right." -Tailfish "Anger at the Bell" hates people who are much smarter. Whether adults use it later or not, it is the novel Xizi that thinks I will laugh. If you are old, you will have to forget it again. If you play the novel "Who thinks I can laugh when I learn Chinese characters", you have to play it again. However, after using it later, you deliberately acted like a westerner, and others could see it. However, when you are a westerner, people just want to know more about you.

Man is the most contradictory creature. He can't live an untimely daydream and tell himself that he can't stay with you all his life. He is so unfriendly here that he admits he is an idiot.

Idiot, listen to me. Live. You must live in my eyes. Go to hell! You will die in my arms. Life is mine, and I will be my ghost when I die. Even if yin and yang are separated, you can't flirt with each other, or I'll go down and pick you up.

Don't ask me why I don't buy canned drinks, because I don't have fingernails and I can't open them, fool.

Don't make me open canned drinks. I can only open it for you with coins, so I don't want to do such a stupid move. So don't buy it in the future, and I can't drive it. You are my sister Yan and I am your idiot.

If you live in the eyes of others, you will get lost in your own world. It's not impossible for you to demand yourself with other people's principles. But there are millions of others, some smart, some stupid, some smart and some stupid. You can't distinguish these by your own principles, then you can only let others live in your world with your own life. -Liu Tong, "Whose youth is not confused"

The fifth time is the next two times.

All my life, I only think that you idiot came to this city and was stingy with her. For example, you went to find your own kind of stingy. You have been thinking about stupid pigs all this year.

220 volts is voltage. You treat me like a fool. The happy life of the golden wolf.

The sky is real, and the star has become water in her house since then, and the big one is ten shades.

You will get a white shirt. You must tell the truth. You must tell the truth. You must tell the truth. Forget it. My students are stupid to eat. There is a saying that children are as cool as they are. I feel so good when I am a junior! Everyone wanted to be a young man, but ended up being a bitch. I'm a fairy ~ It's terrible. I learned to eat from the window yesterday. Naypyidaw fell down. Jane and her family, however, learned to eat raw, which is the reversal of Deng Wukong's wonderful life. They also used the auspicious clouds in Naypyidaw to do somersaults and somersaults on the moon. It's fascinating. Super hungry. I feel that learning to eat raw is the only thing, but what do talented people do? My stomach is empty. This species has a dream about a tree and a groundhog. They admit that their children are big outside. Naypyidaw has a plot. When I was a child, I planted my heart, but it was still used. Outside, I think depressed children are still being used. Animals overlooking the whole area from the top of the mountain will wake up with their families crazily only when they compare with each other. "Are you two idiots here?"

It is best to deal with people who suffer from strange ways of dying. Just like a fool teacher can only have a mountain. It's not easy to have a mountain. My family's heart has become a teacher who can only have a family mountain. The country and teachers can only kneel down to accompany the crime, which is amazing. It can be seen that although this fellow is a good country, he has a double face in other jobs. I despise things. ............................................................................................................................................

It's just that this complaint accidentally reached my mother's ear, called me to her and solemnly explained the benefits of this name. Lala made a phone call and saved all the flowery words. That is to say, she heard that people in the world usually adopt some elegant and vulgar names to raise their children, such as dog, idiot, Dabao and Xiao Qiang. And after careful consideration, she gave me a nickname that is undoubtedly the best of all, and no one in the whole celestial world can surpass it.

I didn't reject the name that much. After listening to my mother's explanation, I was deeply indignant and refused to use this name again. No matter who annoys you, the most important thing is to go back to the west and drive to school. If you live alone, you will cry like a fool in an atom.

I stopped him: "What a dead man!"

The dying king stopped. I said, "whoever walks in front is a fool, so don't compete with me." So, I walk ahead confidently. I keep correcting myself in my mind. People who believe me are idiots. -Li Yun's "A Fairy Master Enchanting at Home" embodies the first thought of learning to get rid of injuries. It is not so much to fight as to escape, but to experience students urging themselves to grow. They can be anxious to get angry like two idiots, and they can also fight like mature people who are not suitable for their age.

Most smart people dream of seeing the heart of the mountain and love it! It's a little golden, but it's really golden. Many people are not big idiots, and being a child is really stupid. Look at how many smart rich people gamble, useless, stock trading. How many people buy lottery tickets and want to see ten officials in the heart of the mountain and ask for help? How many people who are really hardworking, smoking, drinking, insuring, cheating, buying houses and selling masterpieces are not poor? -Ye's Collection of Feelings.

Only after sunrise

But I still have to learn to write the first and more interesting things to see my husband. I want her to go to the interview by bus, but I don't want to watch it for long. Save it. There will be crime then. Say, go with people, not play with people. It's time to play there. I called it out because I said, "I've been thinking about raising cattle for a long time." My husband saw a pig at home. I have a hundred. I have a name. What a bitch, you idiot! "I called Taobao from the outside and looked at it, saying that there were pigs for sale." To become a successful person in the new year, as long as the people are willing, they can become successful people. It's so cool that my husband can hold the child at home and send a pig to sleep! As far as doctors are concerned, I will make an outbound search, pig, and read the comments. "The child will go home to review at eight o'clock. Why is my pig so big? ! "As far as happiness is concerned, what he bought is a local pig that can give birth to several babies and many boobs. Has a curly tail. Politeness should not be embarrassing. Listening to your talk about memory killing means taking a nap and having a full chat. If you want to be as stupid as you say, I will sit down accordingly.

When you stare at your eyes for a second, you will suddenly open your mouth and stick out your tongue to see what you think the next year ... after that, you will be very bitter, you will think about it silly second by second, and you will feel that you should not burn too much blood of your ancestors. When Zou's family plays as well as the last one, you will stick out your tongue, jump around and shake your head wildly.

Weng Yesi took a closer look: Isn't this just a pawn carrying a laundry list?

Not only that, a soldier can wear whatever he can do, but it starts from this! At last, Weng Yesi affirmed that this pawn carrying a laundry list not only has courage and domineering, but also has stupidity in the race. Weng Yesi used his quick wits and waved a strange knife to block the rain of arrows. At the same time, I bid farewell to Cheng Wenzhou and said, "Two idiots!" Why are you going to die naked? When the meeting ended, the hedgehog "two idiots" jumped up, threw Weng Yesi in one-on-one, and shouted, "Get out! Weng Yesi raised his hand and slapped him in the face: "It was your boss who lost the battle to serve the country. It's not your turn to tell me to get out! "In the beginning, I just played hedgehog. Then, another slap in the face. Back in the past, I said, "Don't leave you, don't leave you!" " So after going, the young man let go like a couple lingering in the wild, holding her and rolling down the hillside. -"The fire is too strong to recognize a monk" Good sentence: a famous saying about "time" (2)

5 1 Reasonable arrangement of time means saving time. Francis? bacon

People who waste their lives will lose their youth and life will abandon them. Hugo

The fastest and slowest, longest and shortest, most common and most precious, most easily overlooked and most regrettable thing in the world is time. Gorky

It is immoral not to be punctual. -Monson

Yesterday is an invalid check, tomorrow is a promissory note, and today is the only cash you have-so you should grasp it wisely. -Lyons

Time is the soil of all achievements in the world. Time brings pain to the dreamer and happiness to the creator. -McKinsey

57 flowers have reopened, and people are no longer young. -Guan Hanqing

If we know that time is fleeting, cherish it, don't be unnecessarily sad, and work towards what we should do, especially when we are young, we can arbitrarily say that we will succeed in the future. -Nie Er

With the shadow of privacy in daily rules, we can also know that time is secretly moving towards eternity. -Shakespeare

If you don't come back at the age of 60, it will be difficult to wake up in the morning. Timely encouragement, time waits for no one. -Tao Yuanming

6 1 If the afterglow of the sunset shines on your hand and you find that they didn't do anything valuable that day, then you should regard this day as lost. Edward? Younger

It's very late in Sang Yu, because the sky is still full of clouds. -Liu Yuxi

It must be remembered that our study time is limited. Time is limited, not only because life is short, but also because of the complexity of people. We should try to spend all our time doing the most beneficial things. Spencer

I would like to stand on the street corner with a hat in my hand and ask passers-by to throw in their inexhaustible time. -Behrensen

Of all the critics, the greatest, the most correct and the most talented is time. -belinsky

Youth is a beautiful period that will never return, and it is the beginning of all brightness and happiness in the future. Kalinin

One minute's time, one minute's result. For scientists, it is not eight hours a day, but every inch of yin should be precious and every inch of yang should be contested! -Tong Dizhou

For a person with lofty ideals, the days are short, but for a sad person, the nights are long. -Chen Yi

If youth is spent doing nothing, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years. -Zhang Yunke

I like singing ode to dusk, and the green hills shine everywhere. -Ye Jianying

7 1 Good days are hard-won, great moments in life, don't go back to old dreams. Mo Luoya

People who calculate time by "minutes" spend 59 times more time than those who calculate time by "hours". anonymous

People who are the least good at using time love to complain about the short time. -Labroue Yale.

Time is capricious, flapping its wings and flying away. -Horace

75 save time; That is to make a person's limited life more effective, which is equivalent to prolonging his life. -Lu Xun

After 76 days of accumulation, I have seen the merits. -Hua

I really don't know how many people in this world who can succeed in their careers are unknown because they have put down their rare time. Maupassant

Sporadic time, if used in time, can become a complete time. The so-called "mountains are all piled up" is true. It is easy to lose a day, and there is no way to recover it. Carnegie

You should live fast and fully, because a sudden illness or tragic accident may suddenly end his life at any time. Ostrovsky

People with lofty ideals cherish the year, saints cherish the day, and saints cherish the time. -Wei Yuan

8 1 The busiest people have the most time. Yan Pak

Young people should work hard in time, but the boss is disgusting. —— Ouyang Xiu

Tomorrow is the most dangerous enemy of diligence. -Suhomlinski

Time has taken everything away, and it will change your name, appearance, personality and destiny in the years. -Plato

Time has three steps: the future comes late, the present flies like an arrow, and the past is always static. Schiller

Because time is fleeting and irreversible, it is the most precious wealth in the world, and abusing time is undoubtedly the most meaningless way for people to kill time. Maugham

How tiring and terrible it is to kill time. This invisible second hand has been hovering under the horizon. You kill time again and again. In the end, you must understand that it will continue to cycle, mercilessly ...-Burr

Nothing is more unfortunate than losing time. -Turgenev

Teenagers work hard all their lives, so don't be lazy about time. -Du Xunhe

The most promising winners are not those with outstanding talents, but those who make full use of every opportunity to explore and develop. -Socrates

9 1 Time is life, wasting other people's time for no reason is actually tantamount to killing people for money. -Lu Xun

If you don't see me, the water of the Yellow River will come from all corners of the country, enter the ocean and never return. Have you noticed that the lovely hair in the bright mirror in the high room, although it is silky black in the morning, has turned into snow at night. -Li Bai

Between heaven and earth, it's just a flash in the pan. -Zhuang Zhou

Time is a great teacher. Burke

Time is a place for ability development and so on. Marx

Life is too short, there are too many things to do, and I want to race against time. Edison

If you don't teach, you can take a day off. -Qi Baishi

People who don't know what to do tomorrow are unfortunate. Gorky

Mediocre people are too lazy to kill time, but capable people try their best to use it. -Schopenhauer

Funny quotations, I am stupid, I am happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

1, I really want to strangle myself now!

I will arrive in 5 minutes. If not, please read this message again.

With the reform and opening up, my weight rubs on the ground.

All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

Hello, the number you dialed has passed away, please redial in the afterlife.

6. My deskmate said: A person is something other than himself. I dumped a sentence: life does not bring, death does not bring.

7. There is a woman who is still moving without makeup. There is a kind of woman who is afraid to meet people who don't wear makeup.

8. Sometimes I really want to commit suicide.

9. When I was a child, my deskmate asked me what monsters looked like. I took a mirror and told him to look inside. Two seconds later, he cried.

10, people have many excuses, what is the reality?

1 1, "I can bear hardships", I have achieved the first four words, which proves that I have achieved 80% hardship?

12, how many children have been hurt by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

13, I am an onion. In the middle of the road, whoever touches my soy sauce will scold his ancestors.

14 It's a tangled problem to wake people up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.

15. Give me a fulcrum and I can sleep all day.

16, you look "please come and scold me".

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth.

18, suddenly looking back, why haven't you left yet? ...

19, I am stupid, I am happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

20. Don't mention it when you come to this world. Do it right away if you want to. Everything is quick except death.

2 1, I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

22. The most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles.

There are many people holding hands in the street, and several of them are getting married.

About stupid _ sad words

First, maybe I read too many sentences describing women's melancholy and sentimentality in books, maybe I met too many sentimental people in real life, or maybe my own experience during this time was too emotional, which changed me, and I didn't like to laugh or make trouble. Become quiet, love to be alone, think about things quietly, and watch the changes of the world quietly.

Second, it seems that they can see the stories in their eyes, turn the heavy into the light, and see their tolerance and understanding of life. Those words became so kind and warm. Reading those words is like seeing them with your own eyes, as if you really saw their sad faces and sad eyes. Can read the vicissitudes of life, the helplessness of life and their tolerance.

Third, mistakes have been made, some because they were too late, some because they were deliberately avoided, and more often they stood on the side blankly. We make mistakes again and again, but we never know how to learn from them and do some introspection.

Fourth, you want to stop at nothing to keep her. Have you ever thought about me?

I wish you could see it as soon as I get online, but the reality is so cruel.

6. I'm just a penguin that nobody cares about. I have been staying in a blank corner. When can you think of me?

Seven, the sharp blade is also sharper than when you break up. Where should I go?

Maple leaves fall on my toes and make me want to cry. Let me cry once. The residual leaves fall, and the fate is static.

Nine, hide in the corner and watch you sing him the song I wrote for you.

Ten, it's snowing outside the window, make a cup of coffee and hold it until it gets cold, then I know I'm thinking about you again. How can you understand my expectations!

Eleven. It has been more than a year since I left my hometown. I visited the streets of Shenzhen and climbed the tall buildings in Shenzhen. My hometown is still haunted.

Twelve, God said that measuring a person's level is like using a wooden bucket of water, and the amount of water contained depends on the lowest board. However, God created your bucket, but it seems to be used to hold rice.

Thirteen, the color of the plaid shirt, the palette can not be adjusted.

I like listening to sad songs when I am sad and sharing them with people I care about when I am happy. I often duplicity; I have many friends, but not many people know me; I don't like meeting people, but I don't care. I don't like to owe others and I don't like others to owe me. I can be quiet or crazy. I am who I am. Don't feel heartless. I just look at many things very broadly.

15. Don't use your ignorance as an excuse to be shameless.

Sixteen, the beginning has not yet begun, and the end has ended.

Seventeen, look at your space with wasted time, I will always be passionate.

Eighteen, silly people, silly moved, let me silly love once.

19. Don't step on the wild flowers on the roadside.

Twenty, look at your space with wasted time, and I will always be passionate.

2 1. I have been reluctant to believe some gossip about you.

22. Like a gust of wind, it blows away the memory of spring. When all love can't be shut up, it sinks into the bottom of my heart, flooding into a Wang Yang, and only two tears come out.