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What if I have a stiff neck?
A stiff neck at the end of last year has been broken for almost a week, and my neck can't turn. Many methods have been used, and professional masseurs can't relieve it quickly.
Later, I went to a drugstore to see a visiting Chinese doctor. She only squeezed it a few times, and the pain basically stopped. It's finished, she said. Does it still hurt if you try it? I didn't believe it at first, so I raised my arm and turned my head. It is really much lighter. How energetic!
The key point of this method is whether it hurts. The doctor asked me where it hurts. I said left, and she asked me to stretch out my right arm. I was wrong, it was the left side, and she was right, it was this arm.
She told me to put out my right arm with my hands and chin up. She pinched my elbow about an inch below (see the circle on my arm below), and it hurt and hurt when I pressed it. In this circle, pressing up and down is the most painful place, almost more painful than cutting with a knife. The doctor said that we must hold back, and the more painful it is, the more useful it is. Press it hard, and the symmetrical part of the left arm will not hurt so much, because the right arm didn't catch the wind.
The doctor just pressed it for two minutes. It's that kind of hard pressing, and the pain is almost unbearable. She told me to press this place more when I went home, and it will be all right soon.
I'll take that with a grain of salt. I pressed this place when I got home. It really works. After two days, I was completely cured without any sequelae.
When I meet relatives and friends with stiff neck, I will introduce this method to them and help them press it. It hurts like hell. They all say it works. Soon they all bid farewell to their stiff necks completely.
Why is this method so clever? I thought about it, and the place I pressed was not an ordinary acupoint, just like an air outlet. If you open this air outlet, the wind with stiff neck can fly out from here. If the air outlet is closed, it doesn't matter how you pinch your neck, because you can't get out if you are cold, which will torture people.
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