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What are the first two sentences to guard against besties?

1. Fire protection, theft protection, girlfriend protection, no smoking, no drinking, no boyfriend.

2. Prevent fire, theft, best friends, secret love and family secrets.

3. Fire prevention, theft prevention and best friend protection, Jingzhou will be lost if you are careless.

4. First couplet: Fire prevention, theft prevention, and girlfriend protection. Second line: A battle of wits and courage against the mistress. Hengbiao: Defend the backyard.

5. First line: fire prevention, theft prevention and prevention of colleagues. Second line: Respect heaven, earth, and relatives. Horizontal comment: Love and hate are clear.