Humor about whether you are fat or not. What is dignity without honesty?

1, I was thin last year, so I felt fat. No one can stop when I look at myself.

2. If time is a pig-killing knife, then the dragon flying knife is more powerful.

Don't allow yourself to get fat during the day, and lie on the sofa at night to continue eating, because this is the ultimate freedom.

4. All the bad moods come from exams, getting fat, having no partner, and being short of money.

5, the fattest person: if you have a heart, you will be thin and never return.

6. Yes, compared with the past, I am fatter, but my heart is wider. It used to be difficult to open, but now I want to open it.

Humorous poems describing obesity.

7. Obesity is an attitude, eating meat is a spirit, and obesity is also a figure.

8. The general defensive method used by fat people to play basketball is called milk defense.

At that time, I always felt fat when I took pictures. Now I have developed feelings with this fat body.

10, I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I must gain weight for a while now, or my life will be incomplete.

1 1. Hibernation is the welfare of animals, and sleeping in summer is the right of fat people.

Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm not that thin.

Humor about describing baby's fat.

13 (Song of Youth by Fat Child) is a real meatball adventure movie.

14, face fat into a cake, or comfort yourself, hum, not thin or thin.

15, especially carrying a big bag, let me buy her a bunch of delicious bags, but I still don't want to gain weight, so I have to reflect.

16, (Song of Fat Youth) is an adventure film with rich contents.

17, at this time I saw the door being coaxed away once and walked into a person with a wide body, a fat head and big ears. Turned out to be a butcher.

18, the three major shortcomings of my figure are: first, fat; Second, fat; Third, you are too fat to lose.

Humor about whether to eat fat or not

19, fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants and stand there like a mailbox.

20, when a piece of fat paper is not bad, at least it can warm others.

2 1, I'm ugly as hell. Now I feel chubby and cute, round and talented, with a bright smile and everything is pure and beautiful.

22. I hate it when people call themselves fat and lazy every day. They either feel bad about themselves or do something to change themselves.

23. The death of a fat man may be heavier than Mount Tai, Mount Huashan, Mount Hengshan or the Himalayas.

24. A fat man claimed that he was not a rude person.

Humor about gaining three pounds in the new year.

25. The most romantic thing I can think of is getting fat with you.

26. Fat people's greatest happiness is to get fat after eating too much.

27. The three major shortcomings of my figure are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, you are too fat to lose.

28. I love to overeat unconsciously, and I feel fat when I know it.

29. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold my complete personality.

30, fat to cross your legs, one leg can't hold the other leg. His legs are tired.