What are some funny jokes about football?

Hello, those classic funny things in world football, let's talk about the story of Tuoniu and his daughter. The humorous conversation between Torres and his daughter makes people interpret many funny jokes. Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, there was a player from Spain. He didn't do very well at the club and scored few goals. He is not even the main player of the national team, but he can play at the last minute of the final and score goals. Finally, the player lifted the big ear cup and the Roudny cup! Slap the person who laughed at him severely! The daughter said: Who is this, so lucky? Torres replied: ... this is your uncle Mata! Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, another player left Iberia to go to the Premier League alone. Since then, he has been wearing a red shirt and wandering in the middle reaches, but he has never gained anything. Even in the lowest valley, I can still win all the championships on the cold bench with the powerful matador, breaking all doubts and perfectly interpreting the organic combination of soy sauce and greatness. The daughter covered her mouth and answered, Dad, you are so great! Torres said angrily, shut up! This is not me! It's your uncle Reina! ! The origin of the nicknames of Arsenal's four genius. Who are the four talents of Arsenal? Fan ambition, loyalty and subordination, self-interest and Song Gongming. Xiong Wei, a fan, was originally named Van Persie. When he left Arsenal, he said that I didn't leave here because of money and thought that I always had the ambition to win the championship, so the fans nicknamed him Van Xiong Wei. The reason why Fabregas is called loyalty method and inversion method stems from his great loyalty to Professor Wenger, and inversion method is a bit interesting. He once joined Barcelona upside down! The name "upside down" is famous for this; The egoistic Nasri is just the opposite of Fan's ambition. How poor Arsenal is after leaving with a high salary! In order to get higher honor, Alexander Song joined Barcelona and sought fame all his life! People send Song Gongming. The third article is the origin of Pike's nickname Pitou: in a game, Pike once vowed that all the fake actions and attempts of Cristiano Ronaldo could not escape his eyes, and he could see through everything, but when the game really came, Pike was always shot by Cristiano Ronaldo many times. This is pictu. The origin of Pickenbauer: Pique became famous when he was young, and with his great talent in football, he was once considered as the first heir of Bertie, hence the name Pickenbauer. The origin of Pichishi: I think Pichishi lived up to expectations when Barcelona defender Picco led the team to be crushed by Bayern 7-0! The origin of pichira, this is a bit of a joke, because pique's wife is shakira, so riding it ~ although the nickname is unscrupulous, it is also the embodiment of the fans' concern for every player ~ don't spray if you don't like it! Ha ha! Chapter IV Andy Lau, Africa Drogba, known as Warcraft, is the Andy Lau of Africa. This is entirely because he always likes to keep his hair shining in every game, plus he is a very famous star in C? te d 'Ivoire and looks like Andy Lau? It must be as famous and influential as Andy Lau. During the 20 18 World Cup in Russia, Brazilian star Neymar became angry. From the group stage to the quarter-finals, jokes and controversies about him never stopped.

At the beginning of the competition, Neymar was sent to a hot search because of his shocking style. At that time, his head was covered with golden curls, and the bottom was a black scalp, just like a bowl of instant noodles buckled on his head. The unique "instant noodles" immediately became a hot topic among fans. With the deepening of the group stage, Brazil's performance was mediocre, and Neymar was also questioned. While criticizing Neymar, foreign media began to satirize his weird style. Neymar probably can't accept the ridicule of the whole network. Before the final of 1/8, Neymar finally changed the "instant noodle head" into a conservative short black hair. Neymar, who changed his style, thought he could stop the crowd, but his actions in the game directly turned him into a rolling expression pack. In the final of 1/8 against Mexico, a Mexican player stepped on Neymar's right ankle outside the touchline, and Neymar, who was badly hit, began to roll on the ground and cry. Afterwards, the referee and teammates came to surround Neymar, but he still rolled on the ground. This is not the first time that Neymar has packed up and left. In the group stage, after being shoveled by his opponent, Neymar rolled N+ 1 circle on the ground like a roller. According to statistics from foreign media, Neymar lay on the ground for 14 minutes after being fouled in four games. In other words, if Neymar falls to the ground and starts rolling, he will roll like a ball for 65,438+04 minutes. For a time, the Internet was full of ridicule and ridicule of Neymar, and a new word was born: "Neymar Roll". Market segments around the world are not idle. They made Neymar's tumbling action into a cartoon expression pack. For example, Neymar rolled flexibly on the road and successfully avoided all cars. And the avalanche version of Neymar. Bowling with "Neymar Roll", the score is perfect.

I'm lionel messi ... Besides Neymar, Argentine superstar Messi was also spoofed during the Russian World Cup. It all started with Argentina's World Cup debut. In that game against Iceland, Messi missed a penalty, which led to Argentina 1: 1 draw. As the spokesperson of a famous drink, Messi's slogan "I am Leo Messi, I am not born strong, I am just born strong" was widely circulated during the World Cup. However, after Messi lost points, this slogan was tampered with by netizens into a paragraph, and it was accompanied by a scene in which Messi was lying on the lawn mocking the performance of the Argentine team and the mood of Argentine fans at that time. Argentina's upset was just the beginning, and in the subsequent games, many popular teams won the championship one after another. As a result, players all over the world have similar expression packs. Cerini, it's a little salty. I still remember that during the World Cup in Brazil, Uruguayan player Suarez opened his mouth to bite Italian defender chiellini. This appalling event not only caused a bad influence on players, but also became the source of materials for players. The netizens' brains were wide open, and in response to Suarez's "cannibalism" incident, they created some well-known jokes such as "Zhen Xuan style", "tongue tip style" and "Pearl princess style", which were very classic and felt very funny.