Humorous remarks about describing the hot weather

Humorous remarks to describe the hot weather (selected 70 sentences)

With the development of social networks, more and more people are keen to post remarks in Moments, using To vent your little emotions and share your feelings. What kind of comments are popular in Moments? Below are humorous remarks (70 selected sentences) that I carefully compiled to describe the hot weather. I hope it will be helpful to everyone.

Humorous remarks about describing the hot weather 1

1. The high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying - let the storm come more violently!

2. As time goes by, the weight of friendship will increase; as time goes by, the wine of friendship will ferment; as the distance increases, the longing in the heart will intensify; as greetings arrive, it will warm the heart of a friend. My friend, no matter when and where you are, I hope you are in a good mood, happy and worry-free! Have a pleasant life and be safe and sound! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!

3. Showing affection these days is no longer shameful. The most shameful thing is showing off air conditioning.

4. Don’t panic when the heat comes and goes in the hot summer. Take a shower with warm water frequently and slowly lean down to taste the water. A light and refreshing mung bean soup is a good idea to relieve the heat and quench your thirst. I’d like to send you a text message. Sincerely, I wish you a happy summer!

5. Yesterday afternoon, high temperature weather occurred in Lanzhou, Gansu. A few hours after a young man went shopping with his girlfriend, he suddenly fainted and fell to the ground unconscious. The girlfriend was frightened and quickly dialed 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heat stroke.

6. This text message has gone through strong light radiation, scorching sun, strong winds, lightning strikes, mosquito bites, and rain washes, and finally reaches your mobile phone, saying to you: In the hot summer, be careful to prevent heatstroke. The weather is changing, take care of yourself!

7. It is gratifying that under the influence of sustained high temperatures, the roadside porcelain industry has fallen into a complete shutdown stage.

8. Wuhan used to be one of the three major furnaces, but it is no longer the case because Wuhan has been upgraded to a boiler.

9. Weekly horoscope. Aries, Taurus, and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra, and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, and Aquarius should avoid outdoor activities as much as possible; other constellations can do whatever they want.

10. I bought eggs and turned into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car doesn't ignite and catches fire! When you meet a stranger, look at each other and smile, and you become an acquaintance! The table was too hot and the mahjong was burnt just after the numbers were laid! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention when the weather is hot!

11. The sun shines on you, and the darkness stays away from you; the smile blooms on you, and worries ignore you; the mood makes you happy, and loneliness does not find you; happiness surrounds you, and tiredness does not bother you. I wish you a regular life and good health every day! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!

12. The charm of summer wind brings you good luck, the sound of summer rain wishes you a good body and mind, the beauty of summer flowers, and long-lasting happiness. The hot summer is here, I wish you a happy summer! Remember to forward it!

13. The scorching summer heat is unbearable. Let me teach you a magic formula to relieve the heat: when the sun is high at noon, exercise vigorously in an open space without any obstruction. Once you suffer from heatstroke, you can relieve the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison. "Shu" attacks "Shu".

14. What women struggle with in summer is: they are afraid of wearing revealing clothes and wearing makeup because of sweat. The dilemma in winter is: I want to show my thighs but it’s too cold, what should I do?

15. The heat is strong in the hot summer, and the heat of Beginning of Autumn is still surging. Turn on the air conditioner, calm down, and pay attention to heatstroke prevention. Don’t indulge in drinking cold drinks. Don’t be afraid of going out in the hot sun. Keep a parasol in your bag for the Beginning of Autumn. Autumn Tiger, Happy Beginning of Autumn.

16. Summer is here, the weather is hot, there are more girls, and their thighs are all white! However, although today's girls are dressed more dangerously than others, they look safer than others.

17. Wash your face, comb your hair, apply some rouge and some powder to catch the "Sanfu".

18. I generally don’t send messages. If I do, I only send creative ones! In the past, clichés were laughed at, but now we have to work hard to be high-profile, say it without fear of being praised, and be simple but not simple: be careful to prevent heat stroke when it is hot.

19. I am your weather forecast. When it is hot, I will keep you cool. When it is cold, I will keep you warm. Just because you are my best friend and your concern is always with me. By my side, I wish you peace and happiness!

20. Fujian was rated as the province with the lowest laugh rate in the country, just because the local people faced the scorching sun and unanimously shouted: I am so happy (hot) to death.

21. Asking where to sleep so cool, ask the dormitory manager to buy an air conditioner! Since ancient times, who is not hot in life, sell the dormitory and buy air conditioners! After ten years of being so hot, I had to sell the dormitory and buy an air conditioner! Passionate since ancient times, there is no spare heat, sell the dormitory, buy air conditioners! If love lasts for a long time, sell the dormitory and buy an air conditioner! Don’t you see, the coolness is coming from the sky, selling the dormitory, buying air conditioners! I'm chatting about being a teenager, selling the dormitory, and buying air conditioners!

22. Suddenly I feel a little sad: the big trees and ponds for cooling down when I was a child seem to be getting fewer and fewer. How do you survive such high temperatures? Would you like to go back to the days when there was no air conditioning, just fans, shade and mosquito nets?

23. Tieguai Li: What kind of medicine am I selling in this gourd? It's all wind oil essence, and whoever applies it will get a cool breeze.

24. When the weather is hot, I will give you popsicles, and love is in the coolness; when the weather is cold, I will give you a stove, and love is in the warmth; when you are sick, I will give you pills, and love is in the care; when you are lonely, I miss you, love is in my thoughts. Love you for a long time, love you for a long time.

25. Don’t forget to drink porridge when it’s hot, you won’t feel uncomfortable in the dog days; mung bean porridge relieves troubles and quenches thirst, lotus seed porridge is refreshing and clears fire; red beans and jujubes promote blood circulation and replenish qi, banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; porridge It should not be too salty and can be enjoyed easily through the summer.

26. The weather is too hot! I bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept! The car doesn't need to be ignited, it will catch on its own! I met a stranger on the road, looked at each other and smiled, and became an acquaintance! The table was too hot. Just after the mahjong was laid out, it got burnt!

27. The high temperature has not subsided recently, and I suffer from the heat every day. Pay attention to cherishing yourself, don’t work too hard, eat more fruits during the day, and go to bed calmly at night. Don’t be anxious or angry when something happens. Nourish your heart and protect your lungs. , you and I are close friends, the above reminders are free!

28. Erlangshen: Fortunately, I have a third eye. No matter how hot it is, I will look at the world with a cold eye.

29. Give you a piece of Sachima, and happiness will use you as a target; give you a piece of soft bread, and your troubles will disappear; give you a cup of orange, and happiness will knock on your door every day and give it to you. A glass of wine and good luck being your watchdog!

30. The cannibal chief came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the carousel. He was overjoyed: Yo! Conveyor belt sushi! When the chief came to Gulangyu Island and saw the huge crowds of people, he was overjoyed: Oh! Boiled meat! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man falling. He was overjoyed and said: "Yo!" Teppanyaki!

31. Gently, the wind is blowing; moistly, friendship is nourishing; gorgeously, flowers are blooming; thickly, friendship is sublimating; truly, thoughts are flying. ; Warmly, my friend is sending greetings: May you be happy and worry-free! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!

32. "The whole city is too hot to die", "People are so hot on the hot road", "It's too hot to kill primitive people", "Kala is so hot that it turns into a dog", "To the summer we will all die of suffocation", "China is too hot to die" "Attack on the Sun" "If You Give Me a Day of Shade" "The Air Conditioner We Chased Together All Those Years" "Where's the Air Conditioner We Promised" "The 101st Heat Death" "33 Days of Heat Death" "Heat Death Contract" "Heat "Shit Man 3" and others have been released nationwide.

33. Are you asleep? I will send mosquitoes to bite you; do you want to eat well? I send flies to annoy you; have you forgotten me? I asked the bees to burrow into your belly.

Bajie, when you come back from studying for Buddhist scriptures, you have to contact me frequently, otherwise, don’t blame senior brother for disturbing you again!

34. When the autumn wind and cold rain describe the bleakness of autumn, the red leaves will always add a little enthusiasm; when the cold moon and cold dew create coldness, I hope my greetings can give you warmth; friends, don’t forget to add warmth when it’s cold. Clothes, I wish you health and peace! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!

35. Look! The clouds will always float farther and farther away, the stars will always twinkle, the flowers will always smile, the waves will always roll over, friends will always miss you occasionally, blessings will always be inaccurate, and the little fool will always read it patiently !

36. Nezha: Step on the wind and fire in turn, step on the fire wheel in cold weather and step on the wind wheel in hot weather.

37. Hunan News broadcast: Camels in Changsha Zoo suffered from heatstroke, camels suffered from heatstroke! What a cheat! The children in Changsha have broken wings again!

38. Lan Caihe: I want to get some water to take a shower, but I always get nothing from the bamboo basket.

39. This year is a leap year, April is blessed, April is added, happiness increases smiles, health increases physical fitness, good luck increases happy events, friendship increases mood, salary increases financial resources, and love increases warmth See. In the leap year, I wish you more laughter and happiness. The weather is changing, take care of yourself!

40. The heat is so intense every year. Holding a fan and asking the sky, why is the temperature so high this summer? To prevent heatstroke, take more leisure time and stay calm. People have joys and sorrows, and the sky has four seasons: hot and cold. This is a difficult thing to do in ancient times. I wish you good friends and happy years!

41. Giant Spirit God: It’s not good to be too big. The sun is right above my head. I have more “yang energy” than anyone else now.

42. He Xiangu: I don’t apply sunscreen lotion, only sunscreen leaves, lotus root leaves (oh yeah)!

43. When I went shopping, I saw a lot of acquaintances on the street, but I didn’t recognize any of them.

44. Hangzhou: My paradise on earth. Kunming: I am 20 degrees. Chongqing: I am a municipality directly under the Central Government. Kunming: I am 20 degrees. Shanghai: My international metropolis. Kunming: I am 20 degrees. Beijing: We are the political and cultural center. Kunming: I am 20 degrees. Cities across the country: Can we not talk about the temperature? Kunming: We have primeval forests, wild fungi, one quilt covers all seasons, and the sky is blue. Nationwide Cities: Well, let’s talk about temperatures.

45. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some flood and you will flood. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, even pockmarks can shine! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!

46. Agarwood: This magical ax of mine can split mountains and open up water, and it is more effective than those professional well diggers.

47. At noon one day in midsummer, the scorching sun roasted everything on the earth mercilessly. The earth was scorched and hot by the sun, and it seemed as if a huge steam envelope was covering the ground, making it suffocating.

48. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

49. The unavoidable heat in summer is really a headache, no matter you are walking on the road under the scorching sun, or you have entered the shadow of trees or houses; whether it is in the morning or in the In the evening, the heat of the summer sun always accompanies you and surrounds you, which is really annoying.

50. In July, in the blue sky, the sun hung like a fireball. The clouds seemed to be burned by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

51. Spring has gone with the fallen flowers, and summer has come, covered with green leaves and jumping in the warm wind.

52. The soil on the ground was hot from the sun, and several dark-brown pot-bellied crickets were jumping around like springs.

53. The scorching sun tore the skin of the earth apart.

54. Today, the sun is scorching like fire, and the cicadas are screaming loudly.

55. There was not a cloud in the sky, not a bit of wind, a scorching sun above our heads, and all the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.

56. The scorching sun was in the sky, and on both sides of the road, the ripe grains were so hot that they bent over and lowered their heads. Grasshoppers, as numerous as blades of grass, make a faint but noisy chirp in the wheat and rye fields and in the reeds on the shore.

57. In July, in the blue sky, the sun hung like a fireball. The clouds seemed to be burned by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

58. The weather in July is so intense that the sun is so intense that it makes people sweat.

59. In the midsummer of July, there is no cloud in the blue sky. The hot sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is hot to the touch, and the soil in the ground is smoking.

60. Green grass, reeds and red, white and purple wild flowers are scorched by a fiery sun hanging high in the sky, and the air is filled with a sweet and intoxicating atmosphere. Humorous remarks to describe the hot weather 2

1. The weather is hot in the summer, and life is difficult. Don’t think about your worries, and don’t forget about heatstroke prevention. If your friends are concerned, I will give you three days: the family is very lucky, There are blessings from time to time, and you can enjoy Qingfu every day.

2. I bought eggs and turned into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car doesn't ignite and catches fire! When you meet a stranger, smile at each other and become acquaintance! The table was too hot and the mahjong was burnt just after the numbers were laid! Be careful to prevent heatstroke when it’s hot!

3. Blessings do not need to be reasonable, as long as they are sincere; friends do not need to contact you every day, but they need to be kept in mind. Warm care for you: Summer is hot and thundery, so be careful when traveling, protect yourself from heatstroke, sun, lightning, and take care of yourself!

4. I generally don’t send messages. If I want to send them, I only send creative ones! In the past, clichés were laughed at, but now we have to work hard to be high-profile, say it without fear of being praised, and be simple but not simple: be careful to prevent heat stroke when it is hot.

5. I heard that Chufu has arrived and we are going to fight a victorious war against heatstroke. The female warriors picked up their parasols, and the gay men prepared a towel to wipe their sweat. The children remembered that they had popsicles with them. The elderly Always sit by the cool breeze. The heat is starting to set in. Dear friends, remember to prevent heatstroke!

6. I miss you so much, and I’m sending you a message: The weather is hot, don’t forget to cool down to prevent heatstroke; clean up your mood, don’t let irritability come over; be hygienic well, don’t let germs invade; one last reminder: although you can run naked Stay cool and be safe!

7. Work is sometimes very busy, sometimes very tired, sometimes very lazy, sometimes very tired. Sometimes I forget to contact you, but please believe that my heart has been silently blessing you, my friend. The weather is hot, remember to prevent heatstroke.

8. Two sentences in one sentence is a bit too little, three or four sentences are also good, five or six sentences are wonderful, ten or eight sentences are grumbling, and any more will cause trouble. This text message is just right. The Beginning of Summer is coming, and we must pay close attention to heatstroke prevention. Text greetings are indispensable!

9. When you buy an egg, you become a chicken; when you buy a mat, it becomes an electric blanket; when your car doesn’t ignite, it catches fire; when you meet a stranger, you smile at each other and become an acquaintance; the table It’s too hot, and the mahjong is burnt just after the numbers are drawn; be careful to prevent heat stroke when it’s hot!

10. Eat watermelon and laugh, and spend the summer sweetly; eat ice cream to cool down your heart, and spend the summer without worries; drink a bowl of sour plums with ice cubes to prevent heatstroke and cool down Summer; I wish you a good mood in summer and a great spirit!