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Talk about the circle of friends on April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day has developed into an international festival, which is almost popular in Europe and North America. Do you know how to send April Fool's Day in a circle of friends? The following is a little talk from friends circle on April Fool's Day carefully collected by Bian Xiao, hoping to help everyone.

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Talk about the circle of friends on April Fool's Day

1, I didn't see you burning in the fire. I miss you all the time. It is better to be small and broad. I am willing to be a stupid bird, hatch eggs as soon as possible and build a love nest together! April fool's day is coming, and my sincere confession to you is in the fourth word. You got it?

2, a good flower season, good words come every day, good things are in front of you, good luck is often picked, good intentions are not bad, good dreams are planted at night, good information is arranged, good intentions are boundless love, if everything is well thought out, you'd better be a fool and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

3. The April Fool's Day program is colorful, the intellectual storm strikes, the IQ test makes you dumbfounded, the EQ test makes you worse, you can't do math in primary school, your brain is spinning around, and you are stupid. Have a happy day!

I know it is impolite to call others stupid, but today is an exception. I must wish you a little silly, because fools are blessed. Today is April Fool's Day. It is more convenient for silly people to receive silly blessings!

In the morning, you made a vow of eternal love. At night, you sing the prayer of love, and your voice is endless. You "stole" a gem as a gift for a beautiful woman. You stayed up all night and poured out your tenderness. I hug you-waves. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. You have big hands and feet, big body, big nose and mouth, big lung capacity, big ideal, great charm and big magnetic field. The earthquake radiation in Japan is a bit large now. The United Nations has entrusted you with a glorious and great task. Go to Japan to absorb radiation! Happy April Fool's Day!

On this special day, I want to call you, but I'm afraid you will misinterpret me. I really want to blow you a kiss, but I'm afraid you won't believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a message to say hello. Have you been fooled today?

On April Fool's Day, a wolf came to the pig village, and all the piglets were hiding in the house. Only a pig staring at his mobile phone and reading text messages is hanging outside. When the wolf saw it, he wondered: Aren't you afraid? Pig shook his cell phone and said, if you touch me, I'll call the police!

9. Learn to bear and accept when you grow up. Under questioning and sighing, learn to be strong and learn to face it. Believe in yourself, you, have always been so excellent, I will cheer for you! If you think of April Fool's Day, say, What are you afraid of?

10, China Mobile Communication User: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, April fool's day, let's test your IQ. Someone came to cheat early in the morning, and relatives could not guard against it. You lied to me. I lied to you. Not for fame and fortune. Just to win your smile, I am very happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

12, friends and colleagues, come and see, there are experts in the animal kingdom. Cats can dance, and mice are better than elephants. Dogs sing, cows give birth to unicorns and pigs give birth to elephants. Mules and horses can talk, turtles can read text messages. Happy April Fool's Day!

13, a small light in front of the window is on. Suspect that a thief has come to visit, rub your eyes and look carefully. It turns out that you are busy under the moon. Facing this scene, your eyes are full of tears. You sent a message to your heart, poor dung beetles!

14, beauty smiles when she sees you, and money depends on you when she sees you. She sleeps late every day and doesn't have to run around. There is sunshine if you want to be brilliant, and there is a bus if you want to travel. Why is life so wonderful? Because April Fool's Day is coming, your holiday is up to you!

15, the wolf came to the pigsty, and the pig mother arranged: the big pig went to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

16, sitting in a Bama black diamond sports car, taking Levin's personal assistant, taking Linton's extended cigars and drinking Larry's low-carbon drinks, walked into the five-star hotel in Netta, turned on Gates' four-dimensional computer and congratulated celebrities from all walks of life around the world: Happy April Fool's Day! foolish

17, Xiaohua Mall, China, cute and clever, put on new clothes, beautiful and fashionable, send a photo of Zhang Xiaomei for you to see, the pixel is not high enough, come up with a brilliant idea, find a big mirror, and you look inside. Hee hee, happy April fool's day

18, April Fool's Day gives you a day off, and your salary doubles. Travel reimbursement, shopping also need not spend money. A flower girl smiles at you, and only a little pig will read my message. I wish you a happy holiday and your dreams come true.

19, this short message is a good thief, receiving it without worry, reading it with less pain, forwarding it with high salary, and picking up money in the group. The content is: April Fool's joke, it is very important to grasp the scale. Just be sincere and happy. May you be laughed at by fools.

20, you are much more, and you are a little less. It's up to you to know what's good and not what's good. My heart is kind, but I didn't make a mistake. If you finish reading it, you are really a stupid brain. I have to comfort you and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

Talk about something suitable for April Fool's Day.

1. Today is April Fool's Day, turn around quickly and beware of being cheated. Fools should innovate, and bloggers should laugh. Text messages should be forwarded frequently, and the number is unlimited. I'll pay all the phone bills, and I'll settle accounts after autumn. Happy April Fool's Day.

2, April 1 April Fool's Day, please be a fool for a day: forget all the troubles and worries, and hide the happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you.

I want to say goodbye to you. I am sad to see innocent written on your face. Why did I choose deeply, but I had to give up in a hurry? I want to keep you by my side forever, but my mother said "pigs are not allowed in the city"!

4. April Fool's Day strikes and the gas field is lifted; Playing with people or entertaining yourself is for fun; See through the cost-effective, looking at a leisurely smile; If I am really caught, I won't be angry or laugh. A mystery: friends gather in all directions, cherish April Fool's Day, fool you into liking it, and fool you into being happy.

5. If you joke with me again, I'll break up with you!

6, usually sleep late, run around in charge, run when you see people, and shout when there is a voice. It's ridiculous to think of it, my friend. Don't look, dogs bite mice and mind their own business. April Fool's Day is here. May you laugh happily!

7. I sent you this short message for ten cents to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my holiday gift to you! Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

8, April Fool's Day, you are stupid, you are happy!

9, and before the move, you must do your own protection. The best way is to install a mobile phone killing software and upgrade it to the latest version, so that you don't need a mobile phone.

10, a person can be with me for a lifetime, called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called idiots! Happy holidays!

1 1. The only regret in life is that you can't kiss your face.

12, love is not "stupid", love forever.

13, I know your Mandarin is not good. Every class, I always read the Anshi rebellion as "Anshi Green". As your teacher, I never blame you. You can read it as "Anshi Green" in the future, and everyone will cheer for you!

14, some people review like Confucius, some review like a goddess mending the sky, and I review like Columbus discovering the new continent. Happy April Fool's Day!

15, can I ask my wife's name in vx seriously? Can I get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau with the chat record as evidence?

16, nothing can be done, happiness can't be done; Nothing can be given, nor can blessings be given; Any festival is ok, but today's festival really belongs to you. Happy April Fool's Day!

17, urgent notice: for the sake of the global environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards, but you can fill in a congratulatory message in large RMB and send it to me. Thank you for your support for environmental protection. Have a good mood.

18, I want to treat you to a big meal, so don't eat these days. Please be patient when you stand at the gate of the hotel waiting for me. I will arrive sooner or later. To kill time, please say to yourself: Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Send me a short message today about the fool you met or saw. I will choose the most interesting one in the evening and charge him 100 yuan. Believe it or not! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. Do you know who won't cheat you on April Fool's Day? It's math. If you say no, you won't.

2 1, it's not just parents who are beautiful, but living beautifully is the real skill.

22, April Hello, I want to say to you: From now on, it's just April Fool's Day!

23. It is a lie to say that you are not beautiful; To say that you are ungrateful is to misunderstand you; There is no reason to say that you are not gentle; It is totally unreasonable to say that you are not smart. Everything is good for you, but you should be happy on April Fool's Day today.

24. Be grateful to the noble people in your life, remember to thank the people you loved, strive for the people you really love, make friends with the people you can trust, and silently send blessings to the stupid people around you: Happy April Fool's Day!

25, send you a happiness, good luck on April Fool's Day.

April Fool's Day is coming, so I turned to you to teach April Fool's Day exercises. Singing to the sky, feet jumping together; Smile and raise your hands in front of you; Hug everyone and bravely give your name; Whoever dares to fight will resolutely sue you.

27. I found happiness, but it left me. They are all with you.

28. I want to eat your cherry pie first, and then your little cherry.

29. When you are angry, it is fire; when I cry, it is flood. Only the two of us together are harmless.

Are you busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope that when you receive the news, you will smile at your mouth, arch your nose and hum twice to let other pigs know that you are the happiest!

3 1, no matter how big the world is, there is always a place for you; No matter how wide the sea is, there is always a boat that can carry you; No matter how long, there is always a fate waiting for you; No matter how many festivals there are, there is always one for you. Before arrival, I wish all colleagues a happy April Fool's Day!

Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths casually.

I want to say loudly to the sky: I love you! But I still dare not. I've been thinking for a long time, and I've always wanted to say something, but I'm afraid I'll hurt you, but to show my sincerity, I have to say-get up!

34, April Fool's Day confession Valentine's Day break up true love wood.

35. Today is April Fool's Day, but you must be "stupid" quickly!

Today is April Fool's Day, and the teacher will definitely ask everyone to take online classes. Don't believe it, don't believe it, don't make rumors.

Promise me to take good care of myself, no matter what happens, I will be calm, no matter what I do, I will be firm, I will be optimistic whenever and wherever I meet, and I will not tell anyone that you are crazy!

39. I want to kiss you, hug you, touch your body and make your body tremble.

40. There are five injuries in Huangdi Neijing, which are as follows: long-term vision hurts blood, long-term lying hurts gas, long-term sitting hurts meat, long-term bone injury and long-term tendon injury. In fact, the most painful thing is to send a short message for a long time without feeling sad!

On April fool's day.

1, I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other! Happy April Fool's Day!

I've always wanted to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your festival is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. April Fool's Day is here. I wish you work like a fool, learn from it, live from it, enjoy it, love it, have a successful career, be eloquent ... in short, there is a fool.

Part 1: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life. Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Being a man is mainly about being happy. The most important thing in this festival is to be happy. April Fool's Day is never simply cheating for the sake of cheating. The world is so big and there are so many stupid children, but I just want to lie to you! Haha ~ don't be angry anyway, just laugh happily ~

6. Because someone will deliberately listen to a song, you have surpassed the meaning of a song to me. I've been thinking about you recently, but I can't help telling you the name of this song-pig song! Don't think too much. Happy April Fool's Day.

7. Borrow the clothes of white clouds and the wings of birds. You are the angel's brother-bird man! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Due to the network upgrade of the mobile company, your mobile phone can't be connected due to poor signal. In this case, please put the phone in boiling water for five to six minutes. Happy April Fool's Day!

9, faint thoughts, shallow feelings, I haven't missed you so well for a long time, it's hard to talk when I face you, and I always miss you when I can't see you! I hope this special season is special. Happy April Fool's Day, my friend!

10, hey, buddy, I have an idea. You can live in a villa, drive a good car, have money to burn, don't have to go to work, and don't have to invest at zero risk. Now I'll tell you this idea, but don't tell anyone. The idea is: dream! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. It is said that it is literary youth who invite friends to dinner immediately after receiving their April Fool's greetings, ordinary youth who reply immediately, and literary youth who ignore them. Who are you? It depends! Happy April Fool's Day!

12, the sky is not blue without you, and the earth won't turn without you; You are our pride, you make this festival more joyful; At this moment, I send you a congratulatory letter, wishing you a bright smile during the holiday: Happy April Fool's Day!

13, April Fool's Day, please be a fool for a day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Occasionally a little silly, happiness will accompany you!

14, I wrote this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. For a famous pig, I am not afraid of being strong. Fools don't care, it's a matter of success or failure. If you don't believe it, a fool will read this poem. Happy April Fool's Day, April Fool's Day blessing message.

15, if the sky is sentimental, if the sky is old, if the moon is long, if the river is inexhaustible, if it is unintentional, it will follow! Knowing you is the first day forever. I like you more than before. Playing you is the source of my happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!

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17. Borrow the clothes of white clouds and the wings of birds. You are the angel's brother-bird man! Happy April Fool's Day!

18, notice: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: You are a handsome and free-spirited public lover with a beautiful figure!

19, because some people will deliberately listen to a song, but you have surpassed the meaning of a song to me. I've been thinking about you recently, but I can't help telling you the name of this song-pig song! Don't think too much. Happy April Fool's Day.

20. Forward this message three times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and spend 2 yuan! Happy April Fool's Day!