Degang Guo's lines for selling tickets

It is not easy to be a Peking Opera actor.

Hey! It takes a lot of effort.

A There must also be materials about actors, such as deaf people. Can they act?

That's impossible.

A It's not easy to sit in a department for seven years and practice on the stage for more than ten years.

B yes!

A it's even harder to be a famous actor!

B recognized by the audience.

A Mr Rumei, Mr Ma, Mr Tan and Mr XX (one), all of whom are. ...

Please wait a moment. Who is it?

A certain Mr. X.

B why haven't I seen this movie?

A, not standing on the stage!

B go! Is that you?

A Not bad.

Ouch! I really didn't see it. You are a fan, too!

Ticket friend? Sit in the classroom!

B You also took a course! Which class?

Jia Liancheng

B later called fu Liancheng.

A that's right! I am a student there.

Are you a student of Fu Liancheng? This is not right!

A what's wrong?

B fu Lian cheng is seven subjects: fu, Lian, Cai, Wang, Shi, yuan and yun. There is no word called x (the first word of a name).

A ×××× (A's name) is my scientific name, and the stage name ×× (A's surname) Xi (Xi) III (It is an old custom for a baby to take a bath on the third day after birth, which is called "Xi III". )

b？

Answer no! Xishan.

Oh! There is also the first subject. Forget it, you all know Lei Xifu, Hou, Hammer, and Chen Xixing!

We are students in the same department.

B is it?

We have 42 students majoring in Chinese characters.

All corners!

A Not necessarily. Some of them are out of the department, and some are out of the department.

B * * * How many students have graduated?

A shell (family) 4 1.

B, one of them failed the exam. who

A me!

Why didn't you fail?

A yellow because of me! Cann't get out of the shell!

Oh! Incubate the chicken!

Answer no! Because I dozed off on the stage and had diarrhea on the stage (I didn't work hard on the stage): so I didn't come out.

B loser!

Do not look at me. I'm not very good in class. I became famous after class!

A monkey like you has a beard-you won't be famous without it!

A can't stand studying! A famous teacher visited Gaoyou, and Mr Tan Xinpei told me a play.

B is it?

Chen Delin, Wang Yaoqing, Jinxiu Mountain and Yang Xiaolou all taught me.

Okay, okay, what exactly do you study?

A student at the end of the net is ugly, and Kun is full of chaos.

B ho! Play with baggage.

Mr Mei Jia doesn't play as much as I do.

B yes! Mr. Mei doesn't play dirty.

It is difficult for a famous actor like me to find the second place in the country.

Haha, why didn't I hear that?

A Because I don't sing very often.

B How often do you sing?

Forty years.

b？ You never sang it once!

Why haven't I sung it once?

Think about it: you only sing once every forty years. You are less than forty years old this year, but you haven't sung once!

A it's sung every four years.

B please make it clear!

I sang once in Chang 'an Grand Theatre two years before liberation.

What about after b

A didn't sing.

Why don't you sing?

A the money earned that time has not been spent. What are you up to?

B ho! How much does it cost to sing a play?

A not much, anyway, singing once is enough for ten or eight years.

B boy. How much is a ticket?

A is fifty dollars, whether in the front row or the back row.

b？

At that time, the ticket of Kuomintang A was worthless and nobody wanted it. You must use silver dollars to buy tickets, and you must go to Yuan Datou (the silver dollar with Yuan Shikai's head is called Yuan Datou). There are two kinds of elephants, one with closed eyes, which is said to have high silver content; The silver content of the other kind with eyes open is slightly worse. People who close their eyes for three years will not accept people who open their eyes.

Boy, it's ten times more expensive than Mei Lanfang's ticket.

Al! I sang for Mr. May for that time.

B What does your singing have to do with others?

A said that Miss Mei was full when she sang, so I had to touch him.

B, don't you want to die?

A looking for bad luck All right! As soon as I inquired, Mr. Mei posted the whole book "Life and Death Hate" in Xinxin Grand Theatre that day.

B that's Mr. mei's specialty!

A I've posted the whole book "Fierce Horse with Red Bristle" here. Fu Ying sang in front, and I only sang "Da Deng Dian".

Listen to this tone.

Three weeks ago, news came from every major newspaper in the country!

How did B get on it?

A, a famous contemporary Beijing opera actress, studied under all the famous teachers in China and practiced hard behind closed doors for 30 years. Proficient in various roles. After repeated requests from Beijing people, he was allowed to perform in Beijing Chang 'an Grand Theatre on ×××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××× I hope that audiences from all over the world who like Peking Opera can make an appointment in time to avoid detours.

B I really admire you!

-Where? The theater manager spent money!

Oh! Blow!

Jia Hankou loves to listen to Peking Opera: (Hubei dialect) "Your family is a famous actor of contemporary Beijing School, which is a rare opportunity. Go, go to the opera! "

B There really are such fans!

A Go to Beijing by train. Every day, a train leaves Han Jing Road with 24 carriages. Because I sing opera, there is not enough room to sit. Everyone asked the stationmaster to hang 24 more cars, with a locomotive pulling in front and a locomotive pushing behind. A week later, Hankou became a vacuum!

Where's person B?

A has come to Beijing to see the opera!

B: Good!

A Shanghai opera fans are not far behind: (Shanghai dialect) "When Nong A saw the news of Langxiang's advertisement, the boss XX made his first performance on stage, and the opportunity was rare. Good morning' take the express train to Beijing to book a seat. " I am in a hurry to go to Beijing. Take the train, take the train from Jinpu Road to Tianjin and transfer to Beijing. Those who can't buy tickets can take a boat, and those who can't buy tickets can't even take a wooden boat. Get a bathtub and put it in the sea, and all snorers will rush to Tianjin!

b？ That's more like it!

A Beijing is very busy now! Every hotel is full and the food prepared by the restaurant is not enough to sell. Can you say that this is not my light! This is called "one step is booming, and a hundred flowers are grateful."

Well, he is the emperor again!

A Later, there was no place to live!

B hotel is full!

A lives in a small shop.

Oh!

Shop a is full, too! Some people spend the night in the street, sitting on the roadside, like refugees in rows.

B look at this addiction.

A had a good time in the first half, but I couldn't stand it in the second half!

B yes! It is cold after midnight!

A group of people sat together and discussed: "Big Brother! What's your name? " "Last name ×" "A teacher?" "Caozi ××" "Where are you from?" "Guangzhou." "Oh!" "Farther than me." "What about you?" "I am nearby, Changsha."

B hey hey! Almost.

A "big brother! Do you know anyone in Beijing? " "I still live in the open air with acquaintances." "Like me, I just want to go to the opera and go back after listening." "We have to think of a way to ah, this leave the curtain and more than a week! Sleeping in the open air every day is unbearable, and we will freeze into popsicles on the day of the performance! "

B there's nothing to find!

A "Did you buy a ticket?" "buy it!" "Be seated accordingly! Let's sit and wait in the theater first, it's much warmer than in the street! " "yes! You're still smart. Go! " They were followed by a group of people when they left.

B Why do you follow a group?

A They all came from going to the opera! Everyone said in unison, "Go! Play in the yard! " Oh! Word of mouth, they all came to the theater yard!

B lively.

A has more than a week to leave the show! Sit in the half seat!

B This is the first time I've heard of it.

A: store tickets are not sold on the opening day! Full!

B sure!

As soon as the iron gate is pulled, the front desk manager informs the background manager to connect (t6ng).

B: Yes!

Just then, more than 500 people came to the door and squeezed into the iron gate: "buy tickets, buy tickets!" " "The conductor listened inside:" Someone bought a ticket again? The first three weeks will be full! Go out and talk to them! "

B, alas!

"I'm sorry, everyone! This ticket was sold out three weeks ago, please forgive me! " Forgive me? Will you pay for our airfare and hotel? ""why should I give it? " "Are you going to the opera for us?" "It's not that I won't let you listen, there is no ticket!" "No ticket? Give us some advice. Or we'll shout at the door and make you sing restless. "

B in a hurry!

Hearing this, conductor A said, "I can't stand shouting at the door!" Quickly find the manager: "Go out and have a look, there are more than 500 people at the door, and you have to buy tickets!" " ""god of wealth! Sell it! " "sell? The first three weeks will be full! What to sell? " "ouch, ouch! Usually when you are not sitting, I ask you to kick (sell tickets everywhere) a few tickets, but you can't kick any. Seats can't be sold today! "

B is full! How to sell it?

Manager a has an idea! "The ticket is not full? Sell station tickets. "

B what? Station ticket!

A loud "ah! You can stand in the aisle! Five rows of aisles, one row 100 people is just right! "

Is the second family willing?

A doesn't want to hear it!

B: Good! How much is the station ticket?

Fifty dollars.

B It's the same as buying a ticket.

After a while, more than 500 people came in and stood in the aisle.

B lively!

A: Even people can't get through this time!

B is full!

A let's go to the bathroom to play!

B: Good!

Manager a looks to be here soon. I got through. The scene is ready! The drummer just took the drum tag when more than 500 people came at the door.

B again?

A "buy a ticket, buy a ticket!" The conductor quickly replied, "gentlemen, I'm really sorry, it's full!" " Not only do you get tickets, but there is no place to add station tickets! ""that won't do. We have come so far that we spent 100 yuan on CDs. Can't we just call the opera? " "Why didn't you come earlier?" "You are not just off the train? "

B just arrived.

A sentence "There is really no room!" "No place? Give us advice! " The conductor hurriedly said to the manager, "Go out and have a look, there are more than 500 people coming." "good! Sell it! "

Where else can I sell B!

A "Where can I sell it? No place to sit, no place to stand, how to sell! " "That doesn't matter, sell tickets."

B what?

A "squatting ticket, squatting between two station tickets."

Can't you see?

A Listen but don't watch.

B is it really so addictive?

What are you talking about?

How much is the squat ticket for B?

A Same, fifty dollars.

Oh! All fifty dollars?

More than 500 people will come in later! Find a place to squat.

B look!

Get through scene a: boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

B more and more!

A "buy a ticket, buy a ticket!" "sir! There's nothing I can do. I have no idea! Tickets for sitting, standing and even squatting are sold! Don't believe you. " Everyone looked at the iron gate and said, "Yes, there is no place!"

B there is no room!

One of them knew the manager's temper: "You can't help it, go to your manager!" " He can think of anything as long as he gives money. We can do anything and listen to the boss. "

B Is there such a person?

A "manager! There are more than 0/000 people outside/kloc, and tickets are needed. What do you think of this? " "What should I do? Sell it! " "Where to sell? Get tickets, stand tickets, and even sell tickets! " "Don't use your head. Isn't there room under the chair?"

b？

A selling party tickets!

Is this ... is that okay?

A is that all right? I can't even catch it.

B look! How much is a party ticket?

Fifty dollars.

Party B's ticket is also 50 yuan!

A sold more than 1000 party tickets.

Manager B has made a fortune!

First of all, Party A should ask out the tickets for sitting, standing and squatting.

Why did B ask them out first?

A: Otherwise, you can't join the Party!

B yes!

More than 1000 people are lying under the chair!

B hey hey!

A no tickets!

B what?

There is no room for his feet!

B yes! There lies one!

Don't explain to the manager, you're finished!

Oh?

A "back, back! How can a seat sell two people? " "Eldest brother, what are you shouting! You came early, sitting there, listening and watching. I'm late, lying here, unable to see or hear clearly! The same is fifty dollars, not all for fun! I haven't shouted yet, you shout first! " "That won't do, I have no feet!" "You don't worry! Put it around my neck. "

b？

A is sitting on the ticket, putting his feet on the party's neck!

B: Good!

A lay down for a while and felt out the smoke: "Big Brother! Have a cigarette. "

B that would be great.

A "Please let me know when the boss comes out later."

What's the matter?

Ok, let me say hello!

B also called for a meeting. Very good!

Just after a phone call, there are 132 people again.

B, where are you still coming?

A "buy a ticket, buy a ticket! Listen to × boss singing opera. " I was so anxious that the conductor was sweating: "Ladies and gentlemen! There is really no way, take tickets, stand tickets, squat tickets, and even sell tickets! " "Can't also want to. We have been wanting to listen to Boss X's play for more than one day! I've never heard of it. I don't have to go to the boss's play this time, so I will hand over the business to others! "

B ho! Really willing to give up!

"I'm addicted to this drama!" If you don't let us listen, you will be responsible for causing insanity. "

B: Good! Became lovesick!

"I can't afford this responsibility!" "Since you can't afford this responsibility, please give us some advice quickly." When the conductor saw it, he couldn't do it without selling it! Find the manager!

B I don't think he cursed this time either.

A "manager! There are 132 people outside to buy tickets! What do you think? " (Meditation) "Hmm!"

B, there is nothing he can do. number

A "manager! I don't think this 132 person should sell! " "Don't sell? Marry a daughter-in-law, buy a house and buy land, all of which are the plays of X boss! "

B crazy about money!

A "How to sell without land?"

B yes!

A "sell tickets!"

B what?

A hang the ticket! Hang it on the wall and listen.

B more like it!

A That's much better than throwing a party while squatting. You have to listen and watch, no one is squeezing takeout.

Do you also sell tickets for 50 yuan?

Fifty-one cents and twenty-five cents.

B: Why does it cost an extra dollar and twenty-five cents to register tickets?

Both nail money and rope money have to be counted.

B can't eat it at all.

"Yes! Sell tickets. " He said to go to the opera, "Ladies and gentlemen! Please come out first! "

Why did b also call someone out?

A can't get in without a ticket!

Oh! I forgot this clip!

A move the ladder, nail it, install the pulley, string the rope, tie one end to your waist, pull this end, and go up in bursts!

B look!

A "yo yo! No! "

B: Why not?

A is spinning on it!

B what should we do?

A "Put another rope on my foot!"

What do you call this?

"Give it a rope? You have to add 12 cents. " "yes! I will give you 24 cents. "

B, all the money is spent like this!

A Hang up, get tickets, stand tickets and squat before coming in.

B, what a toss!

A, the opening ceremony is also sung!

B yes!

A Our manager is very happy to see this!

B then he's not happy! Fat!

A "Send someone to the Xinxin Grand Theater next door to see how many tickets Mr. Mei has sold." I didn't say anything when I was alone! Sales are great! About twenty people were sold.

b？ Mr. Mei's life and death hate only sold 20 people?

A You can't fight Taiwan Province with me!

B: Yes! Whatever you say, there is no stamp duty anyway.

A These twenty people are all white coats with red edges.

Oh, waiter!

Mr Mei Jia didn't sell tickets there.

Yixuan!

A I can't squeeze in here! Happy, I got off the stage early! "Hard work!"

B: That's very polite.

"Where are you on the court?" "There is still a long way to go! Only Wu Jiapo. "

Oh! Xue Pinggui, where's Tan?

Answer! Zhang Junqiu's Da Deng Dian was replaced by Princess Gou Huisheng.

Listen.

I quickly put on a suit, wearing a king's hat and a red python. I pretended to listen, and neither Fu Ying nor Wu Jiapo in Jun Qiu applauded.

B these two singers sang wujiapo perfectly, and no one applauded?

A is listening to me. Can you cheer for them both?

B look!

A play is also dressing up! "Counting food" has also come down! At the closing ceremony, we changed the "old-fashioned" and changed the tables and chairs.

B for private rooms.

One is white satin, Xiang Xiu, Hunan, and three blue and rich peony flowers.

B it's really exquisite.

In scene A, Su Hong, say this sentence, say this sentence …

B look at this style!

The fight was over in one [fist]. Lift [the guide plate].

B: Yes! You have curtains [guide plates]!

(Hanging his voice) Yi Yi ... Ah ah. ...

B this question.

A: I tried. My voice was really good that day. It is very formal.

B it's not easy.

Listen to me. None of them taste like me!

B You sing and we listen.

A (singing [guide board] in Longfeng Pavilion (changing to iron drum tune) Where to change clothes, alas, alas, alas, alas!

b？ This is it!

As far as I'm concerned, there was an "ah" under the stage. ...

B that's good!

This scolding!

B can't help cursing!

Hula! Hula is gone!

B then don't go!

First, go? This is what they don't understand. One hundred and thirty-two people don't move.

B love to listen?

Where is hanging!

Oh, I can't leave!