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38 talk about posting on Moments

The following is what I posted to Moments on Women’s Day on 38th:

1. Please be the image of beauty, be the spokesperson for wisdom, be the advertisement for health, and be the publicity for happiness. , but I have to remind you, it is best not to be too comprehensive and leave a bowl of rice for others! Happy Women's Day!

2. The world becomes extraordinarily beautiful because of the birth of women! My world becomes more wonderful because of you. Just a small greeting, a deep sincerity! Happy Women's Day!

3. Today is Women’s Day. I have decided that no matter how long it takes, how huge the project is, how complicated the operation is, or how much money it costs, I will send you a text message to express my gratitude. Holiday greetings; Happy holidays!

4. Women’s seven wishes on Goddess’ Day: better and better skin, better and slimmer figure, higher and higher income, less and less housework, handsome men nodding and bowing when meeting them, text messages saying hello every day , happy life is wonderful every day.

5. Women’s Day is coming today, so send flowers and carnations. Express children's love for their mother and their lifelong happiness and loving motherhood. Respecting filial piety in this life is difficult to make up for, but it is a pleasure to show filial piety during festivals. I wish all the mothers in the world a long life, and a happy March 8th Goddess’ Day!

6. The festival is on March 8th again, and women all over the world are happy! Who said women are inferior to men? If you are right, don’t go home! Who said women are short-sighted? Just ask our mother! If you don't spend your money, be careful of your ears! Happy Women's Day!

7. The stars and the moon are beautiful, but they are not as beautiful as your eyes; the flowers and the grass are beautiful, but they are not as beautiful as your soul; the eyes and the soul are beautiful, and they are not as beautiful as your festival; I wish you Happy Women's Day!

8. Escape from Bin Laden's sentinel, avoid the crowds in the US election, escape the violent explosion of the mine disaster, and bypass the tsunami attack in Southeast Asia. I have experienced all kinds of dangers just to say to you: Happy Women’s Day, my friend!

9. I don’t have Sun Wukong’s fighting cloud that can fly to your side; I don’t have the magician’s ability to transfer along the way; but I have a mobile phone, so I use ten cents to send the most sincere blessings: Happy Women's Day to you.

10. You are the perfect combination of beauty and wisdom. You are the spokesperson of health and happiness. When you read my text message, you will become more lucky. When you receive my text message, you will become more lucky. Blessings, your wishes will come true. Happy Women's Day!