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Tell me about the sand sculpture advertisement you saw on WeChat.

Funny advertising language daquan

1, a funny advertisement of a vendor selling shorts: "People can have no money, but they can't wear shorts. 10 yuan wears them from one year old to 100 years old!"

2. No smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke for there is no hole in the carpet and there is no hole in your lungs."

3, Arctic thermal underwear: drink the right wine, everyone knows!

4. A new book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

5, Biyang yak bone marrow strong bone powder: Since playing the right wine, this waist is not sour, legs are not painful, and walking is strong!

6. Passing a Lamian Noodles store, I saw its signboard called "Niu B Lamian Noodles".

7. An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except money."

8. A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."

9, 8 experts, 12 peers and 66 novices have proved that drinking is really good!

10, the slogan of a shop selling bras: It's better to complain than to be above it!

1 1, Wahaha: Mom, I also want to drink the right wine.

12, Duimener wine: Sha Ying, bomb, Duimener wine is indispensable!