My best friend hasn't gone to a drinking party with me for a long time.

I haven't seen my best friend for a long time. Funny copy of drinking party (I) 1. Drink? The mutually assured destruction kind.

2. Generally, women don't drink, and women who drink are unusual. I am a woman who drinks.

3. People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If they see the rough road, they will shout. Who will drink if you don't drink?

4. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

Never drink, but drink until you are unconscious!

6. Go back to Jialing River and drink it as soup.

7. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

8. Today is Monday, let's go for a drink. Tomorrow Tuesday, have two drinks in advance.

9. Ordinary people don't drink and have no fun at all.

10. To make guests drink well, drink well first!

1 1. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

12. Half a catty of improper wine, one catty of help the wall, I won't go even if I walk half a catty.

13. Du Kang is the only one who can solve his worries.

14. It is nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once, but it is just an excuse for me to cry once.

15. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom every year.

16. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.

17. Too much emotion and not enough drinking.

I haven't seen my best friend for a long time. Funny copy of the drinking party (part two) 18. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!

19. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

20. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

2 1. Who respects the leadership wine, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

22. There was a new cup in an old cellar. They drank until dark, three minutes sober and blowing wildly, and seven minutes drunk.

23. I was never your name when you were drunk. I'm just the woman who stood at the forefront of the years and grew up with you.

24. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

25. I don't float if snowflakes don't float, and I don't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

26. I will do it first. Please feel free.

27. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know more and do less.

28. From now on, throw away the wine.

29. Drink less blood and wine, and you won't live if you drink too much.

30. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

3 1. Give up drinking once and you will fail.

32. Worry is all in the wine and hidden in the heart.

33. It's too early to get promoted after drinking and running away.

34. The biggest sorrow is that I love what is in the cup, but regret my ignorance.

I haven't seen my best friend for a long time. A funny copy of the drinking party (Chapter 3) 35. It is rare to get drunk in life, and it is even more worrying to drown your sorrows by drinking.

36. No matter how hard life is, wine will choke, and nine times out of ten it will be unpleasant.

37. Drinking revolutionary wine every day makes eyes red and stomach bad, hands and feet soft and memory greatly reduced.

38. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

39. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.

40. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.

4 1. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

42. Without drinking, there is no future.

43. If you get drunk often, you will regret it all your life.

44. How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes?

45. Don't take the initiative, but don't refuse and don't be responsible.

46. Wine can make a man brave. He refused to obey his wife.

47. Market economy competition, have a drink.

48. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid!

49. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.

50 interesting sentences about drinking.

Funny sentences about drinking (I) 1. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in a dream.

Waiter, has this wine been watered?

Don't be too tired in life.

4. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

5. Being drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

6. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

7. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

8. Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

9. 100 drinks will make you drunk, and one pillow will celebrate the New Year.

10. Women are crazy about drinking, while men are worried about drinking.

1 1. Wine is a pack of medicine. You can't sleep without it!

12. It's better to have a rotten hole in your stomach than a crack in your feelings.

13. Du Kang is the only one who can solve his worries.

14. Drinking too little is hard to find.

15. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom every year.

16. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

17. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!

Funny sentences about drinking (Chapter II) 18. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

19. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

20. The wine is dry and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

2 1. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental derangement.

22. The guest gets drunk, otherwise the host will feel ashamed.

23. If you can't get drunk, you can't get rid of the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

24. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, article source China wine news network wine bleeding;

25. No one can understand your frown, and no one can get drunk with you. I blame myself for asking for trouble and want to understand that you feel bad.

26. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

27. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid!

28. Such a good wine will make you live forever!

29. Drink only drinks, but leaders don't want them.

30. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

3 1. Ms. Suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, which made me look ugly.

32. Drinking revolutionary wine every day makes eyes red and stomach bad, hands and feet soft and memory greatly reduced.

Only when you are drunk and ambitious do you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!

34. What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.

Funny sentences about drinking (Chapter 3) 35. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

36. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking now, one for you and one for me? Who's afraid of drinking now?

37. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

38. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine. There is no reason to die in the west.

39. Leading cadres don't drink and have no friends.

40. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.

4 1. Intentional life is very tired, but unintentional life is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

42. I have been in a daze for one year and half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

43. Drinking shows friendliness. This man is a brother.

44. Wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined in life and never let go of a man. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

45. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.

46. Make new friends and don't forget old friends. Let's have a drink together.

47. I will do it first. Please feel free.

48. I will never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

49. One, two, two, gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

50. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drinking it will be haunted. When talking, walking will slip your legs. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you will regret it in the morning.

50 humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking between brothers

A humorous sentence 1 between brothers eating supper and drinking. Brothers don't drink and have no good friends.

2. Standing on your feet, drinking doesn't count.

3. I once drank too much with leaders and others. My brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"

When the wine is dry, the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

It rained in the sky and dried up underground, not counting the cups just now.

6. Two cups a day, if you don't drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

7. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

8. Women are crazy when they drink, and men are worried when they drink.

9. You don't know the strength of wine until you are drunk, and you don't know the weight until you have loved it.

10. Wine songs accompany me tonight until the morning light reflects the jade cup. Propertius

1 1. We are all bosom friends. I'll drink two glasses of hangover first.

12. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.

13. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.

14. Stop drinking from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget this sentence!

15. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking it will be haunted. You will trip and look for water at night. You will wake up early and regret it.

16. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!

17. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

Humorous sentence 2 18 about eating supper and drinking between brothers. You can drink 25, so comrades should be trained!

19. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

20. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.

2 1. It is said that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.

22. Never drink, but drink until you are unconscious!

23. Drink less, drink less and drink more. Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.

24. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid!

25. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.

26. People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

27. In life, drinking is everywhere.

28. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

29. I was never your name when you were drunk. I'm just the woman who stood at the forefront of the years and grew up with you.

30. It's too early to get promoted after drinking and running away.

3 1. Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

32. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

33. Drinking too little for a long time makes it hard to find talents. Take the lead in drinking, and learn from it later.

34. Be able to drink and not lose, leading the secretary.

Humorous sentence 35 about eating supper and drinking between three brothers. Miss, please give me two pots of wine.

36. Feelings are shallow, take a lick.

37. I started drinking again as soon as I lifted my ass.

38. The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

39. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

40. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

4 1. All rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

42. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

43. Toast while standing, and wait for two cups.

44. Promotion is too early.

45. If you don't drink, you will get nothing. It's really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends when drinking.

46. After drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!

47. There are thousands of glasses in the wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

48. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

49. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

50. Such a good wine will make you live forever!

Teaching certificate of 50 humorous sentences

A humorous copy of teaching certificate-1.25438+09 graduated, I got the teacher qualification certificate, and I found a job.

After five months, I finally got my license. Over the past few months, my little emotions have been ups and downs, and I have experienced tension, excitement, disappointment and even want to give up. In those years, I vowed that I would never test teaching resources in my life, and one day my mind suddenly changed. Maybe I have children, maybe I want to be independent.

I'm considering whether to take junior high school English test or primary school math teacher qualification certificate. Although I got the Chinese qualification certificate of senior high school, I feel that it is very easy to be a math teacher and an English teacher, but junior high school requires professional counterparts, so I can only test the number of primary schools!

4. Congratulate yourself for passing the whole course. There is no sudden good luck, just work hard silently, come on!

5. I have a wish: I hope to get a teaching fund! But it came true!

Teaching is not to prove how good I am, but to prove that I have not wasted my college time.

7. If you want to get teaching aid and get good grades, you need to work hard on your own.

8. Obtained the national teacher qualification certificate.

9. Months of hard work were not in vain, and I studied day and night. I got 180+ 108 and got a big black book. When I saw the big black book, I realized that all the efforts, sweat and even tears were worth it.

10. Finally! Pass three high marks at a time. Heaven rewards diligence and thanks myself for those sleepless nights for several months.

1 1. The first teacher's day after getting the teacher's qualification certificate … can finally be justified! Stop by and say hello to Teacher Qin!

12. Cudgel can wait for you.

13. We finally landed and ushered in the long-lost sunshine!

14. Pass the ball! We just want to live a good life!

15. I finally got the teacher qualification certificate and sent a circle of friends to talk about the emotional copy of the teacher qualification certificate.

16. Don't give up the years, thorns all the way! Thank you for the love of time, which gave me drift from place to place! Small card, big bone spur! An honor, a responsibility, keep on cheering.

17. Everything I see is beautiful, and the road ahead is long and difficult. I will stick to my original intention and forge ahead.

Humor and funny copy teaching certificate ii 18. Teaching was tested face to face! ! ! !

19. jiaozi, so happy.

20. Honor witness, happy growth, certificate is not to show off, but to encourage and affirm my son's every progress. Baby, I hope you make persistent efforts, and my world will be warm because of you!

2 1. Today, the Education Bureau sent an object, and I went to get one!

22. The teaching capital has successfully landed, and the three-month efforts have not been in vain. Starlight does not ask passers-by, and time pays off.

23. I finally got the teacher qualification certificate one year later, but the people from the Education Bureau forgot to stamp my certificate when mailing it. I have to go to the Education Bureau to stamp it on Monday (it would be a waste of postage if I had known it myself)!

24. There is no topic in life. Good thing you taught the standard answer.

25. I took the teaching aid myself, so I will work harder!

26. Three feet are young and fresh, and chalk is dyed with white heads.

27. One day, I will ride the wind and waves and sail straight across the deep sea. Congratulations on getting the teaching aid!

28. The fruits of victory will always hang on the treetops. You have to jump hard to get them!

29. No pains, no gains, no pains, no gains. Keep working hard.

30. In the process of growing up, we must go through many ups and downs, but we must believe that the world is beautiful and congratulate ourselves on getting the teaching fund!

3 1. I got the teaching fund myself. How time flies before you know it!

To be worthy of what you like, please work hard. May you get through loneliness and hide the sea of stars.

33. Stab me all the way! Grateful for the love of time, reward me for being displaced! Small card, big bone spur! An honor, a responsibility!

34. The interview is ashore! ! ! I'm finally going to get my second teacher qualification certificate.

A humorous copy of the teaching certificate 3 35. I got the teaching fund and didn't know what to reward myself.

36. My sister can finally get the teacher qualification certificate. I'm happy for her ~ but her dangerous remarks make me feel at a loss, hahahaha!

37. No pains, no gains. No pains, no ego. Keep working hard.

38. I have seen the sky at five o'clock in the morning and spent two or three nights. Three months' efforts were not in vain, and the teaching fund successfully landed!

39. I finally waited for you, but fortunately I didn't give up. +Add a cry or happy expression.

40. Have an attitude in life. On the road of youth, starting is always the most meaningful thing. Be a person with dreams.

4 1. Lala Lala, there you are.

42. I hope you will make persistent efforts, bravely climb the peak and strive to realize your dream.

43. Get honorary certificates and bonuses. The starry sky does not ask passers-by, and time pays off. Winning a prize is a new starting point, and striving to become better is an honor and a responsibility.

44. Get up early in the morning just for you! Finally got the primary school Chinese teacher qualification certificate! ! ! It is not easy to finally get the teacher qualification certificate after one year. S. There seems to be no difference between college students and junior high school students.

45. For four months in a row, I got the teaching fund. The starry sky does not ask passers-by, and time pays off. Teaching is a new starting point. It is an honor and a responsibility to do better.

46. The daily work of drying certificates and a batch of hard-earned certificates are the real gains! Come on! Come on!

47. A new generation of teachers is online!

48. Starlight does not ask passers-by, time pays off, you and I are both dark horses! 、

49. I am educated and have a long way to go. I am willing to take you to fly.

Finally, we can start our teaching career.