The funny copywriting that hits the point of laughter

1. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to poop in the future.

2. Spring sleepiness, summer sleepiness, autumn fatigue, hibernation, the four seasons are like a dream, how can I work seriously?

3. Don’t be sad when someone scolds you for being mentally ill. He is praising you for being smart, so you should be happy.

4. As a junior high school student, my family often doubts that I am in love. Regarding this matter, I only want to say seven words to them: You overestimate me.

5. Every time I quarrel with my wife, I will go to the kitchen and screw all the lids on various jars. When the cold war comes, my wife always talks to me first. She is willful if she can't help but be energetic.

6. A true warrior dares to face the bleak salary and the withered wallet.

7. From QR code payment to facial recognition payment, what improves is not our IQ, but our speed of spending money.

8. Now I don’t even want to set a password for my bank card. I feel tired just thinking about using six digits to protect a two-digit deposit.

9. My wife is very fierce. Once when I encountered a thief on the bus, my wife immediately showed her domineering attitude and said, "Bring it here!" The thief obediently returned the 50 yuan. The wife yelled: "There's more!" The thief was stunned, and then he took out another 100 yuan. After getting off the bus, my wife suddenly remembered that she only took 50 yuan with her when she went out.

10. "No one's life is brought by the strong wind." "Dandelions are."

When I was eleven years old, my goal was Ferrari. When I was 20 years old, my goal was the Audi A6. When I was 25 years old, my goal was the Geely Panda. My current goal is to squeeze into the bus and have a seat to sit and listen to music.

12. I remember when I was a child, I only got 8 points in an exam. In order not to get beaten, I secretly added a 0. When I got home, my mother looked at my test paper and asked me: "Are you "Have you changed the score?" I said confidently, and my mother scolded me while beating me: "I asked you to get a score of 08."

Thirteen. I didn't choose a spouse before. Standard, until I met you, I told myself, I can’t have someone like you.

Fourteen. I am a freshman. I had class today. When the teacher came in and saw so few people, he immediately became angry. The teacher even ordered ten but no one answered. The teacher's face turned green and he was about to get angry when a faint voice came from the back row: "Teacher, you are in the wrong classroom."

Fifteen. As long as You work very hard, but one day you will find that you can never close the gap between you and the rich.

15. Fujianese and Northeastern people play idioms like this: they are in love with each other. "Seal" is like a father, "father" hurts each other, "harm" wants to do something!

17. Interesting girls are all single, because they can survive the boring years alone, and it is difficult to find someone more interesting than themselves.

18. If you have a look that only your mother will like, you will be doomed if you don’t work hard.

19. It’s painful to be a handsome guy, but you weirdos won’t understand.

20. When you can’t find a good-looking angle for your selfie, you must realize the fact that you look better in person than in the photo. 21. I kept walking around in the vast sea of ??people. I kept dragging my household registration book and RMB in my pocket, and then I met you and took you into the Civil Affairs Bureau!

Twenty-two. Three children showed off their grandfather by the river. Person A said: My grandfather is very good at water and can dive in the water for 10 minutes! B said: My grandfather is the best. Once he dived in the water for 20 minutes, no one can compare! C said: Even your grandfathers can’t do it. My grandfather dived from here twenty years ago and he hasn’t come up yet!

Twenty-three. In adolescence, the most feared thing is encountering menopause.

Twenty-four. A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without it.

25. A customer was dining in a restaurant. He called the restaurant owner and said: Why are there chicken feathers in this braised chicken nugget? The boss said: This...this...this is our anti-counterfeiting mark!

Twenty-six. Women, their father loves them when they are young, their husbands love them when they grow up, and their sons love them when they grow old. Men, listen to your mother when you are young, listen to your wife when you grow up, and listen to your daughter when you are old.

Twenty-seven. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him slowly first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

Twenty-eight. It is obvious that the system is a poor student and has to turn on the academic mode. It not only consumes power, but also suffers from lag.

Twenty-nine. The desk lamp is the sunshine for the night owl, and staying up late is the stubbornness of the dreamer. 3In today’s society, who is not carrying a heavy burden to move forward? Even the second generation of rich people still carry money, right?