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What should people with high Tai Chi skills do when they meet many (more than ten) gangsters with daggers or bricks?

It can be done.

In real life, people are often frightened by those arrogant gangsters and hooligans. When it comes to bright machetes and daggers, they are terrified and think that this is the best in the world! All wet! ! !

Inferring from this secular point of view, the history of China Wushu for thousands of years is absurd, and so are so many Wu Linzhi officials. What's more, practicing three or nine times in winter and three days in summer is simply asking for trouble. It is better to practice machetes and daggers all day, which is convenient and practical. In the past, the government did not prohibit the wearing of swords. Why do you practice iron sand palm and cinnabar palm there instead of putting away your weapons? How did the ancients have paste in their minds? Is that really the case? The ancients were smarter than today! ! ! Wang Xiangzhai (a master of modern Wulin) once earnestly warned that as long as boxing is a weapon, you should not specialize in learning swords and spears. That is to say, if you practice boxing well and master kung fu, you will have a weapon you want to deal with. Don't study accessories such as swords, guns and sticks. For example, if you practice palm work, your hands are blunt axes (and powerful), and your five fingers are steel claws and steel forks. You will have weapons (head, elbows, knees, hips, etc.). ) take you everywhere, plus the unique footwork of martial arts. I'm afraid that the holder of the dagger machete has been lying down and groaning when he can't see his figure. Imagine, gentlemen, after all, it is difficult to use the sword at will, how can it have its own flexible limbs? Everyone is familiar with Bruce Lee. Can't you attack too many people with a dagger with your bare hands? As a more advanced martial art, Taiji is naturally not inferior.

"No matter how hard I work, I am also afraid of knives; No matter how good the kung fu is, a brick will fall. " It's normal for this kind of strange talk to be funny and humorous. If someone regards it as a classic, I'm afraid it will make people laugh. Is it funny to be knocked down by a few bricks in a fight after practicing kung fu for decades? You usually use a machete to remove dagger bricks, but don't martial arts practitioners use it? They all use machetes, daggers and bricks. Who won? Even, even? Hehe, it's really funny. To be sure, if you fight with the master, you have a brick in your hand and you haven't had time to make a move before you fall down. It's your opponent with a dagger and a machete. You can change hands with a dagger at any time if the master wants! ! !

To tell the truth, we have a master here who is not a master, but has practiced under the guidance of others for several years and was provoked by others in the highlights. The gang picked up the meat cleaver and boning knife in the box, and others picked up the shovel. The "master" moves very fast. He runs around. At that time, he only thought that those swordsmen were as stupid as pigs, and they were going to be stupid for a while, standing and waiting to be beaten! Soon all the people lying on the ground are those who hold their chests or other parts with one hand and hold sharp knives with the other, and some don't know where the knives are at all. . .