Humor in the simple opening remarks of regular meetings

Humor in the simple opening remarks of regular meetings

Regular meetings are simple and humorous. From our campus to our workplace, we all need to attend regular meetings, speeches or work reports. So how to make a speech to attract everyone's attention and listen to it? Let's look at the simple opening humor of the regular meeting.

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Humorous morning meeting host's opening remarks

In concert activities, students hold high the sails of wisdom, soar with their thoughts, express their feelings, have youthful melodies, show their skills, explore scientifically, embody perseverance and fly poetically. ...

On a snowy winter night, our long-buried expectation turned into the joy of meeting today by moonlight arrival.

Hello, everyone, I am very happy to be the guest host of this competition. First of all, I would like to thank the leaders and colleagues for their support and the students for their participation.

Today, I hope friends will open your hearts and release your enthusiasm; Let me share your wisdom and humor and share the happiness of this fate.

The key is that you should have confidence in yourself, be psychologically prepared and have the ability to deal with all kinds of emergencies.

According to the characteristics of your industry and company, you should have your own hosting characteristics and style, not the same form.

General remarks: Happy New Year, leaders and colleagues! By analogy, because the opening can't be fascinating at once, the most important thing is that there can't be ice between the middle program and the host, and there should be more games. More people attended, and the party became lively. Don't let too many people sing, because most people still can't sing well. If you sing too much, it will freeze!

It depends on your own situation, your industry and the people you are in are the key to deciding how to host.

Humorous morning meeting host's opening remarks

Leading comrades:

Let's start the meeting now. The main content of today's meeting is to convey and implement the spirit of the national and provincial "Twelfth Five-Year" work conference, arrange and deploy the "Twelfth Five-Year" work in our city, and solidly promote the new investment projects of the central government.

Present at today's meeting are: the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee, the executive deputy mayor, the deputy secretary-general of the municipal government, the executive deputy heads of counties and cities, the heads of the Development and Reform Bureau, the heads of Yunlong Demonstration Zone, the heads of relevant departments directly under the municipal government, and the heads of some large and medium-sized enterprises.

The meeting has two agendas: first, please ask the director of the Municipal Development and Reform Commission to believe and convey the spirit of the national and provincial "Twelfth Five-Year Plan" preparation work conference; The second is to invite a member of the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee and executive vice mayor to deliver an important speech.

Next, the first agenda of the meeting is: please ask Comrade Zeng Kanrong, director of the Municipal Development and Reform Commission, to convey the spirit of the national and provincial Twelfth Five-Year Plan preparation meeting.

Next, the second agenda of the meeting: please invite a comrade of the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee and the Executive Vice Mayor to make an important speech. Welcome.

Simple opening remarks of regular meetings Humor II. Preside over the opening remarks of regular meetings of various departments of the company.

Dear Manager, Dear Sales Manager, Dear Partner:

Good Morning, everyone! As the new sun rises in Ran Ran, we have a brand-new day. Spring blossoms outside the window, grass grows and warblers fly, the sun is shining, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant ... (It's raining; Autumn is crisp; It's snowing ...), and the indoor enthusiasm is flying, which is a good season for the exhibition industry.

Humor in the opening remarks of regular meetings

Just say: today is a good day, regular meeting, full house, and it's Monday again. As usual, everyone will be nervous when the atmosphere is dignified, but don't be so nervous as to use the clubhouse as a toilet.

Ask for a funny opening speech at the company meeting.

Just say: It's Monday again. As usual, people get nervous when they are nervous, but don't be so nervous that they use the clubhouse as a toilet.

The meeting needs some humorous opening remarks.

Everyone is going to talk about money again, and discuss ways to make money as usual. If you sit for a long time, you can sit for money instead of sitting for nothing.

Of course, not everyone can do it.

So we all cherish this seat today.

How to start a meeting humorously?

Ex.: We are going to talk about money again, and discuss ways to make money as usual. We won't sit in vain again. If you sit for a long time, you can sit for money.

Of course, not everyone can do it.

So we all cherish this seat today.

1. A light and humorous opening remark can ease one's nervousness and bring the listener closer.

2. Prepare a well-prepared speech. Don't forget to say something when you go on stage. It's embarrassing.

3. Increase interaction or discussion. Don't play dead, but pay attention to time control and don't talk endlessly.

4. Control the meeting time. No matter how wonderful the meeting is, it will be boring after a long time.

Don't pay too much attention to the content of the speech. In the speech, content accounts for 7%, voice accounts for 38%, and attitude and image account for 58%.

6. Say something meaningful to make people think that you are not here to make a living, but that you are really good.

I am honored to preside over today's morning meeting. I am XXX in the sales department, and my staff is an excellent XXX manager (director, partner). Thank you very much for leading me to such an environment. I want to express my heartfelt thanks to him with everyone's applause!

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Junior high school, high school or college?

The opening remarks should consider the acceptance of others,

The opening speech of a school party is usually formal.

Crosstalk between programs can be very humorous.

Let's talk about the content in class. See if the graffiti below can give you some inspiration.

Degang Guo students are all here.

I am very happy,

Feng Gong, I miss you so much.

All the friends in Little Shenyang are here.

1, the way the host presides over the meeting.

Whether the host is welcomed by the participants at the beginning of the meeting will depend on the initial impression of the participants.

This impression depends on many factors, such as: whether the host is fully prepared;

Whether the eyes are bright and lively; Whether the sound is good; Whether the facial expression is vivid;

Whether the response to the surrounding environment is witty and flexible;

Can you state your views in concise words?

The following suggestions will help the host to establish a popular image:

The host should be decisive and confident.

Before the meeting, the host can spend a few seconds looking at the participants with a smile and a friendly and sincere expression, which can play two roles:

First, let the participants feel respect for them.

When the host looks at the participants, countless pairs of eyes in the audience will gather on the host at the same time, and they are also observing the host who is about to give a speech.

At the moment when the speech is about to begin, participants will evaluate the host's spirit, enthusiasm, knowledge, knowledge, voice, eyes and body language, and finally form a preliminary impression on the host.

The second is to leave some space for yourself.

When scanning the venue, you can adjust your mood instantly and give full play to your hosting skills.

Announce the meeting on time.

Whether the meeting starts on time is the most concerned issue for the participants. Many presenters can't start the meeting on time, which makes the participants dissatisfied.

Some presenters think that the responsibility for postponing the meeting is not their own. Their reason is, "the responsibility is not mine, because there are still people who are not ready and have to wait for them."

This kind of self-defense is not a reason.

To really face this situation, for example, when someone's speech needs to be changed temporarily or the speaker is late, the host can smile at the participants for a few seconds, indicating that he is as eager to pass the information to them as they are.

If the host can point out that there will be a question and answer time after the speech, you can use this time to make a presentation before the meeting and ask the participants to ask questions at that time.

The opening ceremony was an unexpected victory.

Whether the atmosphere of the meeting is relaxed depends on the opening remarks with the supporters. At the beginning of the meeting, the host can introduce himself first, or let the participants introduce each other so as to get to know each other.

Sometimes, in order to ease the serious atmosphere of the meeting and let the participants relax, it is best to have a concise, appropriate and humorous opening statement.

(1) If the upcoming meeting is related to the last meeting, the moderator can briefly summarize the conclusion of the last meeting.