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The umbrella you sent has long gone with the wind, and the story is still in my heart.

Wen/Lu Xixi

I am always so forgetful that I will lose my umbrellas one after another. The punishment my mother gave me was to let me always take the most ugly umbrella at home.

The beautiful little umbrella that my classmates in kindergarten hold always makes me jealous and greedy. Because the umbrella in my hand is ugly and big, with no lace. How can I like rainy days without a nice umbrella?

When I grow up, I can't help feeling sad when I see the kind of children's umbrella that children are holding on the rainy road. Now, I am old enough to buy my own umbrella. However, now I am too old to use a small umbrella.

It is said that if children can't get what they long for when they grow up, psychological compensation will come into being.

I like umbrellas. They are strong, beautiful and colorful, with lovely patterns and lace. It is not only used for shelter from rain, but also for decoration. Like Audrey on a Roman holiday. Hepburn's hand.

The first person who gave me an umbrella was a boy who shared a house. He works in Fuzhou Branch of Paradise Umbrella. He is a quiet and introverted person with a strange personality. There are many people living together in the suite, and he only gets along with me. Occasionally meet in the living room, he will talk to me about Huang Yi and Han Han.

one day, he brought an umbrella back from the outside and handed it to me casually. He said, here you are.

I accept it, but the girl who lives together is sensitive and keeps asking, why did he give you an umbrella? The implication is, why not give it to me?

I think, because he is in the umbrella company, there must be more umbrellas than he can use.

One day, he told an incident when he visited a specialty store. A man came to the specialty store and wanted to buy an umbrella for his girlfriend.

The man who came in with this man said that umbrellas can't be given away.

He said to the man, other brands of umbrellas may be given away, but paradise umbrellas can, because paradise umbrellas are made in Hangzhou. West Lake in Hangzhou is the place where Xu Xian and Bai Niangzi first met, and their token of love is an umbrella.

as a result, the man bought it.

I raised my eyebrows when I heard the story. Literary youth has this amazing effect of not blaring but blaring.

Later, everyone moved away without saying goodbye or contacting each other again. I lost this umbrella on my way to an interview.

later in Wuhan. My former colleagues in Shenzhen sent me pictures, and the magazine gave me welfare. You can choose any jewelry within 2 yuan from the pictures. He thought of me and asked me to pick anything.

when I opened it, all those brooches, hats and necklaces were expensive and flashy. Only this umbrella, 168 yuan, is cheap and beautiful among so many things. I said, I want an umbrella!

So the umbrella was sent all the way from Shenzhen to Wuhan. I brought it back to Fujian from Wuhan all the way.

In the spring, I left it in the locker of Trust-Mart.

who found my umbrella?

I decided to punish myself instead of my mother. When I went to the supermarket, I chose the least attractive and cheapest umbrella.

this umbrella was not lost, because it didn't last for a few days, and it was about to die when it was blown by a typhoon.

I'm holding the umbrella that was torn to pieces by Bliss.

A colleague in our unit saw it, and he said, Xiao Jing, who are you? How can you use this broken umbrella! (After he read my novel once, he looked at me with colored eyes and felt that I was not that ordinary person.)

I was a little embarrassed, but I didn't have time to buy an umbrella. I continued to show off this broken umbrella at work the next day.

when I went to lunch, as soon as I opened the umbrella, he began to sigh, Xiao Jing, you are a celebrity, how can you use such a broken umbrella? I'll send you an umbrella tomorrow.

think of it as a joke and laugh it off. Unexpectedly, a few days later, he sent his girlfriend (also my colleague) an umbrella to my house at the weekend.

The big red, fresh label has not been torn off, and it says Ocean Department Store ¥288. It's really a luxury gift. You know, at that time, the flat meat in Shaxian was only one yuan a bowl, and my colleague's girlfriend repeatedly assured me not to lose it.

what should I do? I'm so forgetful! Should I write the net name and QQ number on the umbrella? Will you give it back to me if you find it?

with all this writing, I just want to talk about this last umbrella.

One rainy day, did the leader bring an umbrella? This umbrella was handed out from the car by the boss. "Here is an umbrella for you." The boss said. When the leader took the umbrella, he was surprised.

a few days later, I also forgot to bring my umbrella.

when the leader knew that I didn't bring an umbrella, he mysteriously said to me, "I want to give you an umbrella! I'm going to give you one.

I was a little puzzled when I heard it. Why did a good leader give me an umbrella and why his expression was so strange?

Then it was taken out of the drawer, and the leader said, "This umbrella was given to me by the boss, and now I give it to you."

when I took the umbrella, I was as surprised as a leader.

this umbrella is very old, not the kind that was damaged by typhoon, but because it has a long history of use. It is estimated that it has a history of more than seven or eight years. The umbrella cloth has been beaten very thin by the rain, and all the metals such as the umbrella handle have rusted. I have never seen an umbrella older than this.

Even the water umbrella I used and threw into the trash can, the fabric and umbrella handle are dozens of times newer than this one. This umbrella must have been repaired and repaired, right?

If it's an ordinary friend, I'm afraid even I will laugh at him if I use this umbrella. Hey, miser, let your poor umbrella retire quickly!

But this is an umbrella for billionaires. It has been used for many years, and it was inadvertently given to our leader and then to me. It occurred to me that my little vanity suddenly felt a little ashamed.