The new edition of funny jokes about hot weather.

Lead: In this weather, sitting in a dark room without electricity and touching the straw mat below, I suddenly understood the mood of steamed buns. The following is my collection of funny jokes about hot weather. Welcome to share.

Funny joke about hot weather-1, beginning of autumn, not for the purpose of cooling down, is playing hooligans!

2.20 13 The weather was very hot in summer. A sparrow that landed on the roof was burned by tiles and fell to the ground. The cat ate the sparrow and burned its tongue.

3. Nima! It's hot today! Peeing on the main road, lifting your pants, and not even reading the watermark! ! !

In this weather, sitting in a dark room without electricity and touching the straw mat under me, I suddenly understood the mood of steamed buns.

Feeling that there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue?

6, this weather, walking in the street is hot enough, seeing the beautiful women in the street wearing so little, TM is not hot enough.

7. It is above 40℃ every day, and you have to go out to run business. It's true that the barbecue business has developed rapidly, and now it has developed to every household.

8. Chatting with friends on the phone. My friend said: Now I work overtime until eight o'clock every day.

I wonder: the boss gives you a little salary and you give him overtime?

The friend said: You are so stupid! Don't you have to pay the electricity bill to turn on the air conditioner when you go home?

9. Recently, the high temperature has continued. A black man in Lu Yu asked: Can you tell me whether it is hot here or in Africa?

The black man replied:? I repeat, I'm not from Africa, I've basked here!

10, a man rode a tricycle to take his wife out on business. Hardly had he left the alley when he was hit by a car. The man flew for several meters and stood up at once. When the daughter-in-law looks anxious, she can still stand up after flying so far.

The man looked helpless: hot. . .

Hot weather funny joke 2 1, a week's horoscope. Aries, Taurus and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius try to avoid outdoor activities; Other constellations or something. @ Ma Boyong

2. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy.

3, women tangled in summer: wearing exposed sweat makeup. What is tangled in winter is: too cold to show your thighs? What should I do?

The cannibal leader came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the carousel. He was overjoyed: hey! Rotary sushi! The chief came to Gulangyu and saw a sea of people. He was overjoyed: yo! Cook the meat! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man fall down. He was overjoyed: yo! Teppanyaki!

5. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them. (? _? `) @ check paper

6. Hangzhou: My paradise on earth. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. Chongqing: I am a municipality directly under the Central Government. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. Shanghai: I am an international metropolis. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. Beijing: We are the political and cultural center. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. National cities: can we not talk about temperature? Kunming: We have virgin forests, wild mushrooms, quilts all year round, and the sky is blue ... National cities: OK, let's talk about the temperature.

7, suddenly a little sad: when I was a child, there seemed to be fewer and fewer trees and ponds that cooled down. How did you spend such a hot summer? Would you like to go back to the days when there was no air conditioning, only fans, shade trees and mosquito nets?

A child was kicked out of the car just now, and a group of people applauded. Why? So Xiong Haizi is singing? It is enough to sow one by one, and there will be many low suns. Every corner of the world is extremely bright?

9. It is said that Wuhan is a stove in summer. Have you really experienced it since you went there? Regan Noodles? Taste.

10, take an inventory of the top ten summer resorts around Chongqing for you: 1. A room with air conditioning. 2. Air-conditioned room. 3. Air-conditioned room. 4. Air-conditioned room. 5. Air-conditioned room. 6. Air-conditioned room. 7. Air-conditioned room. 8. Air-conditioned room. 9. Air-conditioned room. 10. air-conditioned room.

1 1, Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai have entered the central heating period, that is, the time difference is half a year. @ Jiang Shang

12, Dou E was ordered to ask questions in the street. Before the execution, it was cold and snowy in June and July. The onlookers were stunned, and then knelt at the feet of the executioner. ? Have mercy, my Lord? Everyone kowtowed and wept bitterly. Can you take her back and kill her tomorrow? That's so cool. ? Wind chime bomb

13. If this high temperature continues, to be honest, I am particularly optimistic about military training this year. . Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a lot cooler. . .

14、? Is it so hot that I get a tan? I stay at home every day and turn white? Liquid! Great, we can finally have a hybrid? ?