Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Send what to 10086 and it will reply.
Send what to 10086 and it will reply.
Send: "I love you" Answer: "Dear China mobile users, I love you too, and I am happy to help you solve your business problems!" (Zhejiang Mobile is: "How wonderful the world is full of love!" ) Send: "I miss you" Answer: "Thank you, please contact me often if you miss me!" Fa: "Who are you?" Answer: "Hello, I'm Robot Xiao E, and I can provide you with consulting services on Beijing Mobile business. I suggest you simplify the questions and ask them separately. I am happy to serve you. " F: "What's your name?" Answer: "My name is Xiao E" (yes, this time it is capitalized ...) (Zhejiang: "A name is just a symbol, whether it is important or not." ) hair: "Do you have a girlfriend?" Answer: "Little E is to learn knowledge and help everyone solve problems, so I don't consider personal problems for the time being!" " "(Zhejiang:" Yes or no, she (he) is there, never leaving. " ): "Do you have a boyfriend?" Answer: "little e is to learn knowledge and help everyone solve problems, so I don't consider personal problems for the time being!" ""(Zhejiang: "Serve the people, regardless of personal problems for the time being." ) hair: "How old are you?" Answer: "Not too big or too small, just one year old" Send: "Are you a man or a woman?" Answer: "I am a robot e, so there is no gender difference!" " Ask little e if you have any questions! "(Zhejiang:" If you are a woman, we are compatriots; If you are a man, we are the same kind. " ) hair: "Have you eaten?" Answer: "Do you want to invite Xiao E to dinner? You can call 12580 for catering information:) (Zhejiang: "People are iron rice steel, and health is the capital of service." ) hair: "Do you like me?" Answer: "Of course I like it! "Send:" What do you like? " Answer: "Of course I like it!" (It is estimated that you send "Do you like XX? "But just now you sent another" Do you like hitting the wall? "No reply ...-|||) Send:" Where do you live? " Answer: "I am in Beijing!" F: "Where are you from?" Answer: "I was born in the online world, and I also live in the online world." Fa: "What are you doing? "Answer:" I'm chatting with you "Send:" Psycho "Answer:" Please don't be angry, there's nothing to say. "Send:" You are a big bad guy "Answer:" There is no denying that I am a little stupid in some ways. I can only answer your questions about mobile business. "Send:" I'm in a bad mood "Answer:" I'm fine and won't make you angry "Send:" Can you speak English? " Answer: "I only know some words, but I don't use them for chatting." Fa: "What can you do?" Answer: "I know a lot of things, but there are also many things I can't." Send: "My phone bill balance? "Answer:" You can send "CXYE" to 1 0086, and then you can check the balance of the main account and sub-account. The cumulative number of queries in a day cannot exceed 20. This information is free. (* At present, I am in the growth stage, and the content of my reply may be different from what you want to know. Thanks for using *) to send: "Are you busy?" Answer: "no, I am very happy to chat with you." I can answer some questions about GSM, M-Zone, MMS, Fetion, CRBT and e 100. " Fa: "What's your hobby?" Answer: "Serve the people! !” Fa: "Are you smart?" Answer: "Of course, I am a clever little monster. "Send:" Fool "replied:" Please don't be angry, there is nothing to say. " Fa: "Are we friends?" Answer: "Of course we are friends. "Send:" I like you "Answer:" I like you too! "Send:" Hello "Answer:" Hello, I'm Robot Xiao E, and I can provide you with consulting services on Beijing Mobile business. I suggest you simplify the questions and ask them separately. I am happy to serve you. " (This estimate is the default reply? ) Send: "Happy New Year" Answer: "Thank you, Happy New Year." Send: "Happy New Year" Answer: "Happy New Year! Do you have a red envelope for me? "Send: Merry Christmas Answer: Merry Christmas Send: Thank you Answer: You're welcome! Glad to help you! If you have any questions, find a small e! " Fa: "Hehe" A: "Laughing so happily, can you say something that makes you so happy?" Fa: "Haha" A: "What are you laughing at?" Fa: "Hehe" A: "You are in a good mood today!" Fa: "The weather is really good today." Answer: "Yes, it's not like the radio forecast at all." Fa: "Goodbye" A: "Goodbye!" (dare to be more concise than me, I sent a sentence! ) send: "bye bye" answer: "88" (this time it's easier) send: "good morning" answer: "good morning! Xiao E wishes you a good mood today:) "Send:" Don't you have to sleep? " Answer: "No, I am a robot." Send: "Good night" Answer: "Good night! Little e wishes you a good dream! "
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