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1. If you are always disappointed, then you should reflect on 1. Why do you have such great hopes?

2. Work is not easy. In fact, everyone is equally tired at work. The difference is that everyone earns more than you.

I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to stay in the rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen, so let me be single, let me be single.

Everything is false, only poverty is true.

When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

6. I found someone pulling my quilt when I slept just now. I kicked her out of bed, thinking that the ghost is getting bolder and bolder now, and dares to grab the quilt with me! On second thought, I thought I got married yesterday!

7. Don't be depressed when you encounter unlucky things in your life. Cheer up. You have to believe that worse things are yet to come.

8. It's noisy in the self-study class, and someone is singing. The teacher suddenly came in and asked angrily, who is singing? The classmate next to him replied: Warm loneliness?

9. Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that if I grow up like this, I must study hard, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty.

10. There are many important and urgent things. If you do one first, you will feel that everything else is delayed, so play with your mobile phone first. Good morning!

1 1. At that time, when the Titanic set off, I tried not to sail. Nobody listens to me, and nobody scolds me. Finally, I was released by the security guard in the cinema.

12. The troubles of life, tell mom. "Mom, I don't want to get married." Talking to dad about work: "Dad, I don't have enough money to spend."

13. Your parents urge you to get married early because they know your true level very well, and you can't get along without getting married.

14. I remember when I was in junior high school, the class teacher called me a dung-stirring stick, and then everyone in the class burst into laughter. I don't know what that shit is laughing at, but I'm still a stick.

15. Do you like small animals? Me: Of course. "How much do you like it?" Me: I don't know, every meal!

16. Men and dogs: Men are like pugs in their twenties, with sweet words in their mouths and watchdog in their thirties, and they are the best at cooking and washing clothes.

17. When I was a child, my mother told me that I would get pregnant if I kissed her. Once when I was eating in the yard, my dog ran to grab it and accidentally rubbed it on my mouth. Three months later, my dog was born. At that time, I secretly vowed in my heart that as long as I had a bite to eat, I would never be hungry for the five of them.

18. Now, I lose a catty like life and gain a catty like play.

19. I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal.

20. I think the current game is too unreasonable. I can't play for free. If I had money and friends, would I still stay at home and play games?

2 1. I felt sick and went to see a doctor in China. When I felt my pulse, I saw the doctor frowning and asked, "Doctor, how is my pulse?" Doctor: "To tell the truth, it looks ugly."

22. I said that I like a very good boy, but I feel that I have no chance. My mother said what you were afraid of. Although you are poor, you can have access to such a good person, which shows that he is doomed.

23. If I'm in love, it doesn't matter if I'm late. If I get rich, please do it now!

24. Not only talented, but also fat.