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As a girl, how can I read pornographic books?
"As a girl, how can you read so many pornographic books?"
A few days ago, a man from Zhihu asked me.
At that time, I was reading "Bu Wen Ji" by Huang Da Ci, which is a collection of pornographic jokes.
I silently put down the book, turned around to look at the blatant pornographic books on the bookshelf, and fell into deep thought at a 45-degree angle.
Using the wisdom taught by Chinese teachers, let’s break down this problem first:
Three key words: girls, little pornographic books, many.
Let’s talk about the first one, girls.
As a girl, you should be as pure as a white lotus. When others tell dirty jokes, you will blush, lower your head in shyness, or ask confusedly: "What are you talking about? Can't you hear me?" Got it! ”
How can I... read a pornographic book?
Pornographic books, pornographic films and dirty jokes are all privileged channels opened exclusively for boys. Girls should not come near them.
This concept, which should have been thrown into the dustbin of history like foot-binding cloths, is still mainstream until now.
In our traditional values, the charm of women lies in shame.
The soft words of the little bird when acting coquettishly, the shyness of holding the pipa half-hiding the face, the shyness of covering the eyes when seeing other people playing, like the three-inch golden lotus that was once sought after, a part of it is distorted Normal personality.
I like Shi Xiangyun the most.
If you want to laugh, just look up to the sky, hahaha. If you want to sleep, just sleep with your clothes on. If it were now, she would definitely be hanging out among boys, talking about pornographic books.
The best women are not those who are good in the hall or in the kitchen; they are those who can cultivate a lot of things inside and be beautiful outside.
Let’s talk about Little Porn Book.
Therefore, everyone laughs at me for being wild and studying pornographic books every day.
However, labor and management are also very picky when reading pornographic books!
The kind of online pornography that I do all day long is really eye-catching.
And like "Fifty Shades of Grey", it is "my whole world depends on sexual desire", which is not interesting.
The pornographic novels I like, behind the yellow that I see, there are hidden black areas of human nature and society.
In Freud's eyes, all he dreams about is sex; but if you think of "White Deer Plain" and "The Wasted City" as pornographic books, they are a history of promiscuous interbreeding; but take a closer look Reading, every book is full of social phenomena.
In the world of three religions and nine schools, sex is the most vicious annotation that tears away sanctimony.
I admit that I never tire of reading pornographic stories like this.
What kind of girls do you think would read pornography?
Large scale? Dirty enough to fly? Export dirty? Are you friends with boys?
Actually, every girl is somewhat interested.
However, it depends on whether she dares to look at it.
In "A Dream of Red Mansions", "The Romance of the West Chamber" that Lin Daiyu and Jia Baoyu peeked at was an absolute pornographic book at the time, but Lin Daiyu was fascinated by it.
Xue Baochai also said that when his brother Xue Pan couldn't read serious books, he would read them too.
Both these two talented women have been influenced by pornographic books.
But!
Don’t think that you can flirt with girls just by reading pornographic books.
Think about it with your toenails. After seeing the flowers, can your little wildflower tricks be able to attract the heart of spring?
If you catch your eye, I will chat with you for a few times.
It is inconvenient to the eyes and turns cold in seconds.
The ones who are really prone to trouble are not the bold and rough Shi Xiangyun, nor the love-making Lin Daiyu, but the quiet and honest person, Xi Ren.
She was the one who took away Jia Baoyu’s virginity.
Don’t worry about those girls who talk all day long, they are often cowards of practice.
What we really need to pay attention to is the "white lotus".
As for how many pornographic books you have read, how many pornographic books do you think is too many?
I don’t know how to calculate this amount.
I only know that there is a word called:
The more, the merrier.
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