Female signature: I wish I were a woman who didn't come.

Female signature: I wish I were a woman with no past.

1, women can still live a wonderful life without men.

If he loves you, he doesn't need to please you. If he doesn't like it, he doesn't have to.

3. Mirror mirror, tell me, what do men want?

My sister slapped you on the wall and couldn't tear it off.

In spring, I planted a man, and in autumn, I harvested a bunch of men.

6. The most charming smile disappears at the moment you leave.

7. Can you forget all the sufferings by cutting off 3,000 troubles?

8. The dribs and drabs of youth make me love and hate.

9. Being loved wholeheartedly is a luxury.

10, women do not give up their dignity for love, but live for themselves.

1 1. My man will listen to me all his life.

12, no matter how far the paper plane flies, it can't take my mood away.

13, I'm not a glass or a crystal, so I won't be easily seen through.

14, I use the blue enchantress to interpret moonlight.

15, time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

16. If you meet your husband today, if not, you will fall in love with him. じ

17, still sand, beautiful fetters.

18, man, I hold hands with you. You can only love me in this life.

19, every night, say good night to your quiet self.

Come on, don't look back at me.

2 1, I can't find the umbrella I want, and I would rather get wet all my life.

22. It's not that women are vicious enough, but that men push too hard.

23. Life is wonderful, but there are few handsome guys.

24. Just because I don't want to be barbaric doesn't mean I have no fighting capacity.

25. Inferiority remained until yesterday, and the women's university changed eighteen times. Watch me change it to seventy-two!

26, I am a dual personality, love crazy and love quiet.

27. Take a deep breath and put him down in your heart.

28. In your world, Russia can't replace her.

29. Lan Yan is a lover who will never break up. It seems that couples are not lovers.

30, women, live more freely and let others look up to it.

3 1, mushroom is cool, you don't have to please anyone, in fact, you are beautiful.

I will marry him, I will, I have enough confidence to believe.

34. be brave, girl Hold his hand tightly and won't let you go.

35. If I have next life, I want to be a man.

36 years old, a pair of delicate and touching girls.

37. I don't feel pain because I never care.

Only an unruly woman can be king.

I liked you yesterday. After today, no matter how handsome you are, I won't miss you anymore, because I'm not the scum of women.

40. What I like best is that my sisters are bigger than the sky.

4 1, the love between our sisters, you men don't understand.

42. Time is running out. And I'm still standing still.

43. Whose beauty is the Iraqi people's plain face, and whose beauty is the beauty?

44. Let me live in a world full of lies and happy pictures.

Please tolerate my willfulness and give me stronger dependence.

46. I am waiting for someone, waiting for my eternity, and telling me that love is not lonely. Don't be afraid.

47. Look up at the sky, let the sunshine dry my memories, and let me continue my life with a smile.

I wish I were a woman with no past.

49. I feel unfit to be a woman every time I come to my period.

50. Every girl has a rival in love. Her name is Game.

You and I have never had an orgasm.

Fire can be used to test gold,

Try that women can use gold,

See if men can use women.

Sometimes,

The biggest blow to men,

Not "I'm in love with someone else."

But "you and I have never had an orgasm!" "

Last night,

The hotel is full,

Countless girls have lost their virginity again.

Happily,

Lying in bed is someone else's future wife.

Sadly,

Your future wife doesn't know whose bed she is lying in.

Even more tragic is that,

She lost her virginity in an 80-dollar hotel,

Now she won't marry you unless you have a flat house of 1 000 yuan.

The tears that women shed in bed,

More than anywhere else.

Men lie in bed,

More than anywhere else.

So men and women should not stay in bed all the time.

We are eager to have sex,

Even if it's just a moment of beauty.

The lights are dim,

Have fun.

Men gasp and pee,

The woman gave a slight moan.

But sex is not the whole of life,

So we quietly got out of bed again.

After the scenery,

Nature is a mess.

Behind the excitement,

This is an unbearable sight.

Underwear, wet wipes, panic, weakness, dodge …

Men are not most proud of how many women they have slept with.

But having a woman,

Willing to let him sleep for a lifetime;

What women are most proud of is not how many men they have.

But her man,

How many women are willing to refuse for her.

Men,

Withstand temptation;

Woman,

Be tolerant of loneliness.

Men have six looks:

Like ordinary people,

Cheating like a thief,

Dating is like a ghost,

Sleep like a wolf,

When you're done, like a pig,

Like a cat in front of lovers.

Women also have six looks:

Like a virgin in front of a man,

Eating snacks is like a mouse.

Like talking and laughing like honey,

Go to bed like crazy,

Screaming like you're dead,

When you reach orgasm, it's like dying.

Don't laugh,

You too.

If you say to a beautiful woman:

I want to sleep with you.

That's a hooligan.

But if you say:

"I want to get up with you."

That's Xu Zhimo.

Sex is the end of a man's relationship,

But it is the beginning of a woman's feelings.

The first time in after making love,

The men decided to start looking for the next girl to fuck,

The woman down there,

But I just decided to face this man lying on top of me.

Decide what's best for him.

Tell a woman a sad reality,

Never assert how loyal your man is,

Let alone test him.

You know,

Men don't care whether they are loyal or not,

Temptation alone is not enough.

After I made it clear when to give money after having sex with the opposite sex,

The specific definition is as follows:

I gave it to a prostitute afterwards.

A week later, I gave it to my sexual partner.

Give it to your lover monthly,

Quarterly rations are kept in custody,

Give it to your mistress all the year round,

I gave my wife a lifetime,

Never give a confidante.

Suggestion:

Be sure to pay the money quickly,

Otherwise, the nature is different,

The processing results vary greatly.

There are two kinds of men,

A lecherous,

One is very lewd.

There are two kinds of women,

One is to pretend to be pure,

One is impure.

The way to attract a man is not to let him have it.

The way to attract women is the opposite.

Is to satisfy her.

Men,

The upper body is cultivation, and the lower body is essence;

Woman,

The upper body is bait and the lower body is trap.

People in China have always said that westerners are too casual.

You can have sex the first time you meet.

Westerners have always said that people in China are too casual.

Get married the last time you have sex.

"Sleep together?

I promise I won't mess around. I will hug you. "

"I'll put it in, put it in a little bit,

Promise me not to move. "

Two classic lies of men,

Since ancient times, there have been many beautiful women courageously following!

A man paid, opened his heart, cut off his genitals,

He loves you.

A man who pays, confides and doesn't dig out his genitals,

He has a crush on you.

A man who spends money on genitals but doesn't show his heart,

He is supporting you.

The most shameless thing is to dig only genitals.

A man who doesn't pay and doesn't talk,

He's playing you!

Youmu has such an age,

Love is too late, marriage is too early,

Spend money. No, it's too difficult to make money.

Play. Not interested,

Work. Did not graduate,

It's too young to be with the post-80 s,

Too old for the post-90s generation.

What are you talking about?

There is nothing that can't pass, only the mood that can't pass!

1, eat, drink and have fun together, this is called a friend. Play without eating or drinking. It's called brother.

People who say they love you may not be able to wait for you, but those who wait for you must love you very much.

3, always be a first-class self, not a second-rate person.

My happiness dried up like an old well in no man's land. I shouted desperately, but no one answered.

In fact, there is no empathy in the world. People don't know how painful it is to prick themselves with a needle.

There are too many things I can't do, such as life and death, such as the passage of time, such as I love you.

7. Don't compare me with anyone. I am not anyone's shadow, anyone's substitute, and no one can settle for second best.

I'll pour you a cup of hot water. But you were thinking about other drinks, so you put it aside. When you think of that glass of water, it's a pity that it has frozen.

9. Sometimes, we live very tired, not because life is too mean, but because we are too easily infected by the external atmosphere and influenced by other people's emotions. Walking in the crowd, I always feel that there are countless pairs of eyes sweeping the heart and lungs, and there are many rumors, which eventually confuse our minds and gradually bind us in a mess we weave. In fact, you live for yourself, and not many people can take you to heart.

10, some sentences cry when you look at them! Some people are thinking about silence. I'm sorry, dear myself, for following me and wronged you!

1 1. When I was young, I cried and smiled through tears. When I grew up, I smiled and burst into tears.

12, if you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness?

13, time, please tell her that I really love her.

14, I know I'm not the best, but you have to remember that if you lose it, you'll never have it again.

15, Master Blacksmith, make me an unlovable lock. I will lock myself in her heart and never get out.

There is no hurdle in life. Tell me about it.

In this world, only time can cure all diseases, time can dilute everything and time can make everything prosperous. Let all the sadness fade away and let everything take its course, so we need to treat time and the present with awe. But I still think that life is just death! There is no hurdle ~ ~

There is no hurdle in life. Tell me about it.

First, Huahua said that life is long. When there are difficulties, as long as the students in Class 22 help each other, there is nothing to cross. This friendship will go further and further because of you.

Second, you have to experience ups and downs by yourself. There is no hurdle in life. I pray that there will be noble people around you. I can only support you silently! Come on, big baby

Third, I have been particularly anxious and irritable recently. There is no hurdle in life. No big things, all small things. I am calm and anxious.

Fourth, it's time to check the results again. I remember I didn't do well in the college entrance examination and cried for a whole month. Now I think it's over, too Life is really impossible.

Five, people really, there are many people who lie to you, you are useful, there are many people looking for you, you are useless, and there are many people far away from you. That is the reality. Maybe you are awesome, but I don't necessarily respect you. If you dare to bet on me, I will try my best not to let you lose! There are no obstacles in life, only memories that can't be let go. Simply look at people. People are really worthless. Be a traveler. Pay attention to the world of mortals and me.

Happiness has no tomorrow, no yesterday, only now. Some love is very scattered, some love is far away, and some love is very weak. If you find that there is an unfailing companion around you, it is the most touching perfection that time has precipitated for you. There is no hurdle in life. You can't sit next to an obstacle and wait for it to disappear. You can only try to cross it. Life, without eternal love and endless feelings, always ends; People who can't get it will always forget it.

Seven, there is no if in life, only consequences and results, the past is no longer coming back, and what comes back is no longer perfect. There is no hurdle to get through, only people who can't get through. Slowly, no more tears; Slowly, everything will pass.

Eight, there is no hurdle in life! Think that you are getting better and better all the way, just like God has given yourself another super test, and after that, you will become a queen.

9. Today is Friday, June 22nd, 20xx, the ninth day of May. In the long road of life, those days that can be remembered by us must be the days when we bravely pursue what we think and work hard for it. There will always be ups and downs in life, but we must keep moving forward and redouble our efforts. There is nothing in life that can't be done, and there is nothing that can't be done.

Ten, have been watching teacher Cui's super speaker in front of the TV. I was lucky enough to listen to his complaints at the scene today. It's no use. Everything depends on my wonderful life. Correct attitude, be grateful and keep dreaming! There is no hurdle in life!

Eleven, last night's two games were so beautiful that I woke up with a headache after watching the ball in the morning. The young man in Mbappé has a bright future, and the celebration is budding. There is no hurdle in life, but Cantor, Croat and Messi, who can't get through, should quit the national team. The other one next door doesn't say much. The key is that my magic flute arc shot accurately, and I was the best in two games, which deserves the title of world-class midfielder. Real Madrid products must be fine, and I suddenly realized that this is also the case.

Twelve, life, family ties are often ruthlessly hurt, and true feelings are often disappointed. There is no hurdle in life, only a bend. Clear roads in the mountains and bridge in the water. How can you have a hard time with a person who gets 27 points 16 points? I want to take away all the unhappiness and make my life easier. However, sometimes the wind is not enough to disperse and take away. Then let the storm come more violently. When you meet someone who is unappreciative and has committed a crime, you can't stand it anymore. Let's play with him to the end.

Thirteen, on the state of men after drinking, probably nobody cares about you or don't drink! Nine times out of ten, people who are unhappy will think a thing or two. Life is always empty, there is nothing to cross, maybe it is still young!

No matter what happens, just have a sad day. There is no hurdle in life. If you feel bad now, change it.

Fifteen, life, there is no eternal pain, no matter how deep the pain, the wound will always heal; There is no hurdle in life. You can't sit next to an obstacle and wait for it to disappear. You can only try to cross it. Life, without eternal love and endless feelings, always ends; People who can't get it will always forget it. Slowly, you won't cry anymore; Slowly, everything is over. Giving up properly is an elegant turn of life.

Sixteen, there is no hurdle in life, you will feel very painful at first, and then look back and there will be no pain. Time is really the best medicine, which can cure all love. Goodbye, Xinjiang, you'd better not go to see it! ! ! !

Seventeen, tooth extraction. For two days, I haven't eaten a good meal, my swollen mouth can't open, and it hurts. I can only eat ice and drink porridge. This experience makes me feel that there are no obstacles in life. Endure it, tomorrow will always be another day.

Eighteen, in the long road of life, those days that can be remembered by us must be the days when we bravely pursue what we think and work hard for it. There will always be ups and downs in life, but we must keep moving forward and redouble our efforts. There is nothing in life that can't be done, and there is nothing that can't be done. Good morning!

Nineteen, life, there is no eternal pain, no matter how deep the pain, when cut, the wound will always heal. There is no hurdle in life. You can't sit next to an obstacle and wait for it to disappear. You can only try to cross it. Life, without eternal love and endless feelings, always ends; People who can't get it will always forget it.

Twenty, there is no turning back in life, adapt, endure and struggle. Try to adapt to the environment first. If you really can't adapt, try to change the environment. Advance in difficulties, rise in ordinary posts, only lack of progress, there is no hurdle. As long as you are not afraid of setbacks and dare to face difficulties, you will definitely change your destiny and overcome difficulties!

Life is sometimes heavy and sometimes light. Nothing in life is hard. Come on!

Twenty-two, the college entrance examination is very important, but it is not that important. More important than success or failure is mentality. The college entrance examination has passed, and the success or failure in my heart has been decided. First of all, congratulations to all the students who did well in the exam. Your efforts were not in vain. Hard work is worthwhile. You're all fine! For children who fail, I want to say that life is a long road, and there is no hurdle to cross, let alone just the college entrance examination. Whether you choose to make do with further studies, study abroad or repeat studies, you will eventually make a choice. The process of making choices is painful. However, once you have done it, you must put your mind right, do things with fearless heart and great perseverance, and leave a look for studying abroad. If the university is not ideal, you will try your best to prepare for the promotion, postgraduate entrance examination or postgraduate entrance examination to a better school. Struggle for a year, get into a good university next year, believe in yourself, things in the world are like this, there is no easy road, but as long as you go down in a down-to-earth way, you can always walk out of a new world. Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night.

Extended reading: Reading these words will bring you positive energy when you encounter difficulties.

First, life is like this. It can't be smooth sailing, there are bumps everywhere. Detours make us walk longer and more bitter, but let us know more.

Second, it's not that someone bothers me, but that someone's words and deeds worry me.

Third, if you don't care about yourself, why should you ask others to care about you? If you don't respect yourself, why should you ask others to respect you? If you don't love yourself, please understand your love and respect yourself before you complain about others. Please love yourself. In the course of life, people's happy life depends largely on their own efforts and struggles.

Fourth, don't think about the past. We can't change history.

You have your outlook on life, I have my outlook on life, and I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, then I'll accept my fate.

6. Don't depend on others for everything. In this world, the person you can rely on most is yourself, and the person who can save you can only be yourself.

If you want to get married, I'll tell you a very important philosophical quote. You must tolerate each other's shortcomings. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect.

Sometimes, you just need someone to talk to. If you can still breathe after failure, don't lose heart; If you are still infatuated after the vicissitudes of life, try to find back the original loss; The earth is moving, and many changes lie in the patience of the next second; Don't give up easily when you can still bear it; Persistence is very tiring, but giving up may be a lifelong regret.

9. A philosopher put it well: if you can't make a road, you can make a path; If you can't be the sun, be a star.

Ten, a person who cares too much must be very tired. Who doesn't want to live happily? Who doesn't want to be happy? Don't change your lifestyle for the sake of others' ideas, and don't blindly obey yourself for the sake of others' opinions. In fact, a person's happiness is not that he has more, but that he cares less.

Twelve, living a day is a blessing, so we should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

Thirteen, there is no hurdle in life, only the hurdle. People can only let go of life, life is chic, beautiful and intelligent. Only by being happy can we face life calmly and meet the challenges of life. People who live a confused life are easy to be happy; People who live too sober are prone to anxiety. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

Thank God for what I have, and thank God for what I don't have.

If you can let everything go with him, you are a free man in the world.

When dealing with stress, anxiety is not good. Maybe this is just a little life test for you. Believe in yourself, everything can be handled well. There is no hurdle in life, no eternal pain, no insurmountable things, only insurmountable emotions, and emotions depend entirely on themselves. Dear yourself, don't make yourself too sad, don't always deliberately embarrass yourself, just because we want to be happy.

17. worrying about what others think of you all day long can only be that nothing is difficult in the world, and nothing is impossible to a willing heart. A lifetime, a spring of vegetation, a flick of a finger, are fleeting. Why care too much and worry too much?

18. In life, every day is a new day. We don't need to grieve for yesterday's past, nor do we need to worry about tomorrow's arrival. Enjoy the present and grasp today is true. Yesterday's past should be well preserved. Tomorrow's future should be well prepared. You should know how to share today's gift.

Nineteen, life can not be smooth sailing, there are successes and failures; There are happiness and loss. If we take the ups and downs of life too seriously, then life will never be easy and there will never be laughter. We often waver between persistence and giving up. In fact, you don't have to fight for everything, and some things that you can't get for the time being won't hinder the happiness of life, but having a normal heart is the most important thing!

The world doesn't belong to you, so you don't have to abandon it. What you want to abandon is persistence. Everything is for my use, not for my use.

I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.

Twenty-two, living in the applause of others is a person who can't stand the test.

I am rich not because I have a lot, but because I ask for very little.

Twenty-four, let go of childhood troubles and complete the expectation of growing up; Let go of the beauty of youth in exchange for mature wisdom; Let go of the sweetness of feelings in exchange for dull stability; Let go of the beautiful applause in exchange for peace of mind. Sometimes we can't choose whether to let go or not. Love is profound because you can't have it, and dreams are beautiful because you can't be complete. Life is always full of incomplete beauty, because there are defects and sadness. Life is a process of letting go.

Twenty-five, coming is accidental, and going is inevitable. So you must, with the fate unchanged, with the fate unchanged.

Twenty-six, people can't be omnipotent. If you have something, you will lose it. If there is a full moon, no one is perfect.

27, maybe you are in trouble; Maybe you were abandoned by love. No matter what the reason, when you go out, please make yourself smile and face life calmly. As long as you really prop yourself up, others can't crush you. Anyway, nothing will wait for you, just like all the people at the end of the song break up and go their separate ways. In the end, it's a pity not to separate, but not to say goodbye to them properly.

Twenty-eight, if you can shout twenty-one times a day, I won't have to worry about this little thing. You will find an incredible power in your heart. Try it. It's very useful.

Twenty-nine, people encounter difficulties when they are young, especially when they are extremely embarrassed mentally, it is easy to fall in love and find sustenance. You won't realize how powerful you are until one day you find that all the fulcrums around you have fallen down and you have none. No one can beat you, except yourself, you should learn to cover your ears and not listen to those bustling voices.