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The male god is married and the bride is not me.
I have been in the circle since he sent me a screenshot of a memo about marriage on March 24th.
"My God, my God, are you kidding?"
"You don't fool me! I don't believe it? "
"No, don't scare me. This joke is not funny at all. "
……
"Well, I'll be back. Must be happy. "
I still remember countless girls who chased him in various styles, but he chose to be single instead of abusive.
I can also see tens of thousands of different messages from different girls and good morning and good night in his space, but he rarely replies.
I can recite their romantic confession to him and his birthday when he received five cakes at once, but he refused them all.
I still remember when I asked him, he replied righteously that he would never get married.
But now, how can he get engaged in a hurry with someone he has known for less than three days?
I met the male god at my deskmate's birthday party in high school six years ago. I had a boyfriend at that time, and the male god was my deskmate's good brother.
I was really rebellious at that time. A group of boys embarrassed my boyfriend who can't drink. I picked up a bottle of beer to dry for him, and then I became famous. Everyone knows me, including him.
At first, I didn't remember him at all until my classmates and I went to their school to play with my friends. Unexpectedly, he happened to be my friend's classmate, and then my friend pulled me and said, "I have a classmate who wants to meet you."
But as soon as I heard that I had a boyfriend, I turned and left. Later, he added my QQ friend through my friend, and I realized that we were so predestined at the same time.
At that time, I especially loved playing in space, and he would often find some funny jokes to leave me messages and say good morning and good night to me.
I was also very ignorant at that time. I often quarrel with my boyfriend, and then I can easily drink. He always found me the first time and contacted me for comfort.
In this way, we gradually changed from strangers to good friends.
I spent the whole senior one surfing the internet at night and sleeping during the day, until the summer vacation came, and one day I suddenly realized that I was going to drop out of school. It was useless to persuade anyone.
Later that summer vacation, I went to an electronics factory in Guangdong where my sister stayed. Unexpectedly, I walked in front of him and the next day he sat at the same table with me, only half an hour away from me.
It's really tiring to work as a summer job where he has been. In the meantime, in order to persuade me to come back, they asked me to play in the supermarket at a high temperature of 38 degrees, and they would send me messages every day after work.
Later, because I was too tired at work and confused about the future, I didn't know when I had a good impression on the male god, so I chose to go back.
I will never forget the 38-degree sun. The male god carefully put his hand on my forehead to keep out the sun for me. I can't forget that when I went home together, the male god helped me carry all my luggage, only let me walk in front of him with my ID card and ticket, for fear that the crowd would disperse us. I can't forget the scene when the male god finally squeezed into the car, sweating and blushing, and sat in the car for several hours before recovering.
Perhaps, at that time, he has been placed in a special position in my heart.
After driving back from the car for 23 hours, the male god has been lending me his shoulder to sleep, but when he got off the bus, he still released a hand to hold me for fear that I would get lost.
But later, I really failed to live up to my expectations. I missed too much knowledge. Accustomed to not studying for a year, I always die. Only if he insists on leaving a message every day to let me study hard is the greatest encouragement to me.
At that time, my study, which had just improved a little, was interrupted. The feelings of on-off and on-off with my boyfriend really made me tired without warning. Finally, we broke up.
But in any case, he was my first love for more than a year. I feel so sad that I lose consciousness every day. In that hopeless day, only the male god took pains to accompany me and patiently encouraged me to cheer up slowly.
Now that I think about it, I really hate myself at that time. I am ignorant and willful, and I am not mainstream in blx. When something happens to me, it seems that I am the most pitiful person in the world.
No wonder male gods don't like me.
After a while, I suddenly let go. I read the message of the male god and promised to reply well every time. Suddenly I began to despise myself for being so depraved, how could I betray the trust of the male god, so I began to study hard.
Later, I really found that there were many bright spots in the male god. At the same age, he is more mature than all of us. He is very considerate. He is personable and enterprising. He is gentle and overbearing. The most important thing is that he is kind to me.
Slowly, I got to know many girls who chased him, because I was the only one who replied, so those girls added me to see who I was. I can only explain over and over again that being friends with him avoids a series of hostility.
A girl said, "I chased him for six years. I have sent him messages every day since I got a mobile phone. He never replied. There is no room for refusal, but there is no way. I just like him. Who let him XX? "
"I'm only nineteen this year, and I can wait for him for two years. If he still doesn't love me after two years, then I will listen to my family and go on a blind date. "
Another girl said, "I couldn't take my eyes off him at first sight when I entered high school." He chose science, and I wanted it, but after his confession was rejected, I dared not say a word to him even though I sat at the front and back tables with him. Do you know how painful this is? "
"Jane, I really envy you. I can be such a good friend with him. I can be warm and considerate to him and get his response, but it is a luxury for me to pay attention to him silently. "
In fact, I really like this girl with big eyes like Zhao Wei, who dares to love, hate and express herself. I feel sorry for his humbleness as a male god.
But, you don't know, I love him too.
I think I must be the most gentle refusal among so many people who like him.
Secret love is really worrying, especially when you know that you still have many competitors.
I didn't know where I got the courage, so I told him jokingly that I liked him.
It took the male god a long time to reply. Don't say that. What you should do now is to study hard.
But at that time, I didn't see that this was the most tactful refusal, so I said, I'm not kidding.
It took a long time to get an answer. You study hard first, and then I'll reconsider our relationship when your grades are satisfactory.
Since then, I have become a person who seems to study crazily and live a life of 3. 1 minute. I posted what the male god said in the most conspicuous place on the table, and I rushed from the bottom of the class to the top ten in a month.
At that time, many people questioned whether what they said was plagiarized, but I got a word from the male god, you are really great. When I said this, I felt that everything didn't matter.
Later, he told me that your excellent appearance really impressed me, and I was your male god. Actually, you are better than me.
But, so what? You can see my efforts and changes. You still don't like me.
Now I am glad that knowing him has made me a better person.
Influenced by him, my grumpy temper became mild and I was gentle and polite to everyone.
He said he didn't like girls drinking, because of this sentence, I haven't touched a drop of wine for four years.
He said that he likes people who make progress. So I kept my grades in the top three in my class throughout senior three.
He said he hoped someone would accompany him through 186 yuan. I said, when you see through the scenery, I am willing to accompany you to see the long flowing water.
However, when everyone said I was a good girl, we all tacitly didn't mention it.
From the time when he called me every week to encourage me in the third year of high school, and from the time when he taught me a lot about being a man, I knew that he just wanted to save me. People who really love you won't let you experience so much maturity. People who love you will only try to protect you when you were a child.
I want to cherish this friendship more than the embarrassment of being rejected again without doubt.
But when I heard the news that the male god was getting married, why did my first reaction be sadness instead of blessing?
Probably thinking of the past five years, remembering the bits and pieces we got along with.
Maybe I can't accept that people who have been in love for so many years marry people who have known each other for less than three days.
I probably feel that five years of persistence is not as good as three days of getting along, so I have to be unwilling to work.
I probably feel that the god who has been above me for so many years has become someone else's exclusive at this moment.
Probably lamenting that he may never give me his bank card again if I have any more difficulties.
Probably sad, he told me that his QQ password and bank card password will also be another person's privilege.
Probably sad that the couple number he applied for was set. My birthday will be changed to another girl's information.
I'm probably afraid I'll never find him again, and my shoulder is no longer my support.
I am probably afraid that our relationship is getting farther and farther away, and I will never have a place in his heart.
Probably because of my heartache. What I want most is happiness. He married life instead of love.
For us, my only regret is that I didn't meet you at my best time and left you in my worst impression.
He said, I've only known people for three days. What feelings are you talking about with me? Hehe, it's just a boarding pass.
A day later, I changed my brand. "No matter how desperate the reality is, all I can do now is accept it."
In the evening, the male god told me that if marriage is about love and affection, it is the best and happiness. However, there is still love, and there is still affection. It cannot be said that we are unhappy together.
At that moment, I suddenly felt relieved.
I always thought that the male god should get married, because he is too filial and can't bear his parents to work too hard for him.
But think about it, everyone knows that getting married for a lifetime is not a joke, and who will do it 100%.
Whether the girl is good or not, it is also hand-picked by the male god. Even if she has only known each other for three days, at least her character will not be bad. At least the parents of the male god will not be bad, and the male god will not be irresponsible for his own life no matter how filial he is.
So, male god, I wish you happiness. Even if your bride is not me, I will come from thousands of miles away and walk into the auditorium with you on the wedding day to fulfill my wish and witness your happiness.
Goodbye, my male god. Goodbye, my youth.
Finally, sprinkle a handful of dog food: Miss Li, if he were you, I would not hesitate to plan the most perfect wedding robbery in history.
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