Interesting qq talk

1. As long as there is electricity, I will be online.

2. The biggest regret in this life is that I can’t kiss myself.

3. Temporary enemies and eternal interests have been the principle since ancient times.

4. When the moon is full, I will transform into a dog...

5. Sometimes, my recent visitors also need your presence.

6. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female.

7. I have a friend who accompanies me in swearing.

8. I want to be your only one. Do not copy or paste.

9. I am fat, but I have collarbones.

10. No matter how bad my character is, I would not dare to compliment your style.

11. Special people never say they are special, such as me.

12. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go!

13. The water has arrived, where is the canal?

14. Women are always the most fierce in the world, and fate is always the most fierce.

15. He is handsome, good at martial arts, talented, and not too perverted = no one can fix him.

16. If a woman shows herself to be generous first, then a man will not dare to be stingy.

17. Examination is work. Grades are paychecks; work is busy. The salary is not enough!

18. Think about the salary comparison, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

19. It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined!

20. Don’t be careless about an animal that bleeds for a week and is still alive...

21. Holding noodles with soy sauce and looking at Ferrari.

22. A big belly is not scary. What is scary is that it is big and empty.

23. I will never wait any longer for the person I love.

24. Taxi driver, the fighter among drivers, oh yeah!

25. Not gambling, not whoring, not lustful, not angry, not lustful, not loving, not hating, not tall, not thin, not handsome.

26. Not bad! People are forced out.

27. Don’t be so sentimental towards animals as you will always hurt yourself.

28. Don’t think of this as your home. This is not your home. You can’t scold whatever you want.

29. Pickle your shadow, dry it, and drink it when it is old. Interesting QQ short sentences

1. Stand up when you fall, change a good-looking posture and then fall down again.

2. If you are woken up by the heat at night, don’t forget to cover your roommate with a quilt

3. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

4. Such strenuous exercise as going out on the street is not suitable for me. My great wish is to sit in front of the computer and compete in meditation on Sundays.

5. A dinosaur went to the toilet when passing by Xi'an Jiaotong University. When she came out, she sobbed: "555, I finally have no worries about getting married in this life..."

6. Things tend to be like this, and it's too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to become a bad horse, there may not be a way to turn back waiting for you.

7. I will be there in five minutes. If not, please read this message again

8. I have drank Youlemei milk tea so many times, but Jay Chou has not asked me. Who is his?

9. Get out of here, keep getting out...

10. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world just to be tortured by me. of.

11. Don’t waste your youth, it’s already the beginning of autumn.

12. Instead of planting grass so that no one can lie on it, why not plant cacti instead!

13. When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation.

14. You have to work hard! For your Audi, my Dior.

15. The important task of the post-80s generation is to create the post-08 generation.

16. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.

17. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, get away

18. Waiting for your care, until I close my heart

19. Hum, winter is the most hooligan, I always like it It freezes my hands and feet.

20. Flowers often do not belong to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

21. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

22. My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

23. Sometimes you want to give up on the teacher, and at the same time the teacher also wants to give up on you.

Twenty-four, the green hills are still there, just a little red.

25. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability can lead him away.

26. I like you so much, you will die if you like me. The most interesting things to say about QQ

1. There are records of aliens in ancient times, because monk Zhang Er couldn’t figure it out

2. A successful man can earn more than his wife Spending more money, a successful woman can find such a man.

3. After the pain, you will no longer feel the pain, and some will only have an indifferent heart.

4. Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent in this way

5. Small happiness is around you, and easy satisfaction is heaven.

6. Bring Hold your bitch, leave my world, and I will grant you shameless happiness.

7. Everyone is an odd number...when they come...and when they go...

8. Do you know that God is unfair? You can choose Love me or not love me, but I can only choose to love you or love you more

9. Before putting on makeup, he said please borrow it. After putting on makeup, he said, have we seen beautiful women before?

10. Waiting...may not be easy; hurting...is easy.

11. It’s not that you don’t want to give up, but that you can’t give up.

12. Only when you are tired can you slow down and make mistakes, only then can you think of regrets. Only when you are suffering can you know how to be satisfied. Only when you are hurt can you know how to be strong. Only when you are drunk can you know that you are unforgettable.

13. If life is just like the first time we met, it would be ordinary at that time

14. Later I finally realized that it was not my flower, I just happened to pass it of bloom.

15. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

16. After the handsome Bai Longma was named the protector of heaven, he could not find his wife. When Wukong asked the reason, Bai Longma burst into tears and said: They said that the gods and horses are just clouds.

17. If we can’t be together, we can’t be together. In fact, a lifetime is not that long...

18. When I was a child, regardless of Chinese and mathematics, as long as I asked questions, it was Xiao Ming. . It's still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?

19. Before I had time to get involved with the beauty, I was plucked out.

20. When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When the boss doesn’t use you, he becomes a layoff!

21. Take your bitch and leave mine. World, I will grant you shameless happiness.

22. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time.

23. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

24. Never fight against animals? Win? Are you more of an animal than an animal? Lost? Are you worse than a beast? A tie? Are you no different from an animal?

25. I want to cry, but I don’t know how to cry anymore.

26. Life is tiring, half of it comes from survival, and the other half comes from comparison.

27. The most glorious moment of the apple was when it hit Newton on the head!

28. That’s it, don’t think too much, life is still going on, there are many worries every day, don’t bring too many emotions into your daily life.

29. Is there such a person? You have said you want to give up countless times, but you still can’t let go.

Thirty, quarrel with loved ones and talk to strangers. Interesting talk about QQ space

1. The person riding the white horse is not necessarily the prince. It may also be Tang Monk.

2. As a monster, my wish is to destroy an Ultraman.

3. Make me angry and curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life!

4. The American Superman is not as good as our country’s Goku.

5. The little monster is holding a submachine gun and trying to knock down the cannon-firing Bumpman.

6. If time is a pig-slaying knife, then obesity is a dragon-slaying knife!

7. Beethoven tells us that the more you memorize, the more points you will score.

8. Think about the salary comparison, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

9. Hey, boss, have a bottle of 1982 Wong Lo Kat!

10. No matter how sad you are, you have to smile and say, it’s your uncle.

11. When you have money, you spend money; when you have no money, you worship God.

12. You are not called naive, but born.

13. Students, do you think that picking out erasers in class is a very emotional thing!

14. Being a bridesmaid is more stressful than being a bride.

15. I don’t look at you, I’m afraid, because I saw the shit in your eyes yesterday

16. Time is really precious, only one second to the toilet It was robbed by others.

17. Don’t say you are Superman. Superman dares to wear his pants outside. Do you dare?

18. When you fart, have you ever considered your inner feelings?

19. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not very handsome

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20. Behind a successful chef. There must be a knife silently supporting you from behind.

21. You can go to school, you can work in the kitchen, you can be the king of boxers, you can be a gangster, you can be fat and out of shape, but you can still be strong!

22. From the bottom of my heart, I said to my air conditioner that it’s great to have you, how can I live without you!

23. Fortunately, I have mental illness, and my whole person is more energetic

24. God gave us youth and acne at the same time...

25. Self-hypnosis is actually very good. If you don’t believe me, try it: I am a handsome guy, I am a handsome guy

26. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a eunuch who disappeared.

27. I was bitten by a mosquito again last night. Then I caught a live one and negotiated with it all night. But we couldn’t reach an agreement and I killed it!

28. Oh my god, I have to wake up to how handsome I am every day.

29. When I was young, the teacher asked me to explain the words: Handsome guy? I was very confused... Suddenly my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

30. The ringtone for the end of get out of class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the ringtone for class is more depressing than anxiety.

31. Bajie, don’t think that you are a luminous pearl standing under the street lamp.

32. The Taoist priest said to the nun: Master, don’t resist.

I can't touch the monk?

33. Only when there is a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon."

34. If you sow beans, you will get beans; if you sow melons, you will get melons; if you plant a turtle, you will get a tortoise.

35. Why does the pangolin keep digging? Because it is looking for pangolins.

36. Finding a suitable avatar is more difficult than finding a partner.

37. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out!

38. I thought I would do well in this midterm exam, but I didn’t expect it to stick to the pan.

39. I will buy two ham sausages tomorrow and let them go into my stomach in pairs.

40. I just wanted to turn around gracefully but unexpectedly hit the wall gracefully

41. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch, and a policeman came over: What happened? ? Drunk Man: I don’t know, I just arrived too!

42. I pray to God every day to let me win 5 million. Yesterday, he asked me in a dream and said, "I beg you to buy a lottery ticket every day." 43. Combing your hair is not that easy. , each hair has its own temper...

44. Smoking is disobedient, so people have to "smoke"

45. In another hundred years, it will grow into towering green onions.

46. Transformers said that vegetables are actually meat...

47. If you have anything unhappy, tell it to make everyone happy.

48. Friendly reminder: You must be careful when looking for a partner now, because there are too many people who are neither men nor women.

49. The main theme of this issue: cold eyebrows and eyes, bowing one's head and willing to be a bachelor. What's the problem for a real man without a wife? I would rather be a piece of jade than a tile.

50. I miss you so much that I can’t even eat. It’s so disgusting