Humorous sentences that make fun of the poor

Humorous sentences that make fun of the poor

Many people are still poor even if they keep running around every day, so many people will write some sentences to ease their mood. Now I'll take you to know something about humorous sentences mocking poverty. Let's have a look!

It is said that the problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I have no money.

2. Make friends and pay for a dog.

3. A friend recently bought a car and had to pay back the car loan and mortgage. When chatting, he joked that he was poor. You are not poor, but short of money.

Actually, I don't think it's good to launch a new mobile phone recently. In the recent economic crisis, if you don't start work, you will have no money.

5. weight. I hate you both for being short of money.

6, people are ugly, their mouths are not sweet, they look awkward, and they have no money!

7. I never hide the idea that I love money. I think it is difficult to move without money. There are so many things I want to do that I need money to realize them. There are too many things I don't want to do, and I need money to stop doing them.

8. You are short of money in front of you, and you are rich in the distance!

9. If you have no money, you will be looked down upon. When a man has no money, he scolds a woman for being realistic. In this society, money is king, and you are nothing without money!

10, there is no money for the New Year this year.

1 1, men have no money, women don't, and dogs on the roadside won't look at you.

12, yesterday's barbecue, today's hot pot, tomorrow's shopping, you have to be poor and happy without money.

13, money is like water, without it, you will die of thirst; If you covet it, you will drown.

14, extremely short of money, really want to make money, just one day 10 yuan.

15, except for the lack of money, I feel quite good, everyone does.

16, wine is empty, color is empty, wife goes with people; Money is empty, gas is empty, and mobile phones have no money to charge.

17. After paying the rent, I'm out of money, so I have to let you invite me to dinner.

18 but don't worry, you don't have money, and it is estimated that no one will lie to you, so don't be afraid to face it bravely and don't run away.

19 After all, men should shoulder the heavy responsibility of family. They have been idle for two months, so hurry up and find a job. Without money, there is no confidence to speak, which will really make people feel disgusted.

20. When we have money, buy two cups of soybean milk, drink one and pour another.

2 1. If you are unhappy, it may be that the money is not in place. It's vulgar, but it's true.

I'm fine now, I only like money.

There is nothing wrong with this society. You are ugly and have no money.

4, the motto of eating goods: don't try to eat and drink today, try to find food and drink tomorrow.

Because I was poor and had my period, I sat on the toilet for a week.

6. Don't think that all those who are ugly without money are Cinderella. Don't forget that Cinderella has a strong background and Cinderella is rich.

7. I'm really poor recently. I have no money to buy it for Xia Cuo. Fortunately, I don't want to buy anything. .

8. Thinking about these two months of study, I feel that I have not gained much and my future is bleak. I am the owner who needs money badly. How can you live without making money for a year?

9. Without money, the poor only have underwear. ...

10, lovelorn, poverty, depression, various incurable diseases.

1 1. Recently, Weibo recommended many houses, coins and stocks to me. I have no money to buy it either. Why do you always recommend this thing to me?

12, lack of money is like chronic rhinitis. We can't finish our fate with poverty in a day or two, so let's continue to have no money with peace of mind.

13, rich, leave if you want! No money? Hmm. . . You can only say go and go.

14, people are worse than ghosts without money, and soup without salt is worse than water.

15, when you are down and out, when you have no money ... it will always be your parents who give you money to take care of you ~

16, how many people lost a happiness because they had no money.

17, in the rich second generation, you didn't make money, but your father did.

18, renting again. Renting a house is really a painful process. Can I get a whole set this year? Now we are short of money for everything. ?

19, when there is no money, women will leave. Dogs can't