Hate summer jokes. Tell me about it.

1, there is always a road to walk alone, so go on bravely and finish it beautifully. Every trauma in life is a maturity, and every loss is a gain. No one can bargain with life, so as long as you live, you must work hard. I will still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

Once people start to walk, they can't stop. Now I am beginning to grow like a random tree, trying hard and confused. I hope that a branch can produce lovely flowers and grow dense shade, which can shield me from the sun in summer and give me fruit to eat in autumn. Make your own tree so that you can enjoy the cool for others.

The deadly summer is coming. If anyone can install air conditioning in our classroom, we will marry the head teacher.

4. I still cross the winter and the equator without hesitation, and rush to your summer with joy.

5. A good lover is not necessarily a good lover. Lovers' love is like summer, the sweetest. Being a pair of lovers means that their love begins in winter and they must be patient. This is not an easy task, because few people know how to appreciate the elegance of silence and the connotation of waiting when they are young.

6, summer summer quietly in the past, leaving a little secret.

7. Forever is an unbreakable truth, and despair buries hope.

8. Summer always gives people sunshine and mysterious feeling. In this beautiful nature, summer nights really amaze me. I believe that in this ever-changing four seasons, it is not only summer that has this unique charm. There must be many interesting things in nature waiting for us to uncover its mystery.

9. Summer came, the lotus bloomed, but we left.

10, in spring, you brought me the warmth like a spring breeze! In summer, you brought me the same enthusiasm as the sun! In autumn, you bring me maple feelings like red leaves! In winter, you bring me transparency like snow!

1 1. This summer, we will end our friendship in exchange for a holiday without homework.

12, the summer in that park is the tears we shed together in the sun.

13, just give me a rose, like a thin glass of wine, like a gentle breeze. This is the most touching love, like spring, warm and elegant. Just like summer, it is hot and unforgettable.

14, I miss him too. Somewhere, I'm less embarrassed and you have less shoulders.

15, 19, many years later, we called this summer that summer. We had a bright smile that was beautiful and gorgeous.

16, night is a hotbed of loneliness and a cradle of indulgence. I'm scared, but I love it. However, I still can't get rid of the habit of wanting to keep warm. Even on such a hot summer day, I still long for a cup of hot coffee in my hand.

17, this summer, love is fragrant, and everyone is telling the memory of love.

18, it is so hot in summer! Cicada kept calling in the tree, as if to say, it's so hot! The earth is as hot as steaming us; The sweat we left behind is like big pearls. Flowers, plants and trees were sunburned and bowed their heads.

19, many years later, we called this summer that summer. We had a bright smile that was beautiful and gorgeous.

20. It's midsummer, the breeze is slow, and the moon rises in Dongshan. Although there are no magpies on the old locust tree, cicadas have been calling and frogs in the pond are blowing loudly.

2 1, according to the teacher, it is the hottest in Changsha in summer, as hot as a stove burning on a fire; Winter is just the coldest, as cold as a refrigerator. It's winter now, and it's so cold that we dare to walk outside in four clothes.

22. We are like summer and autumn, but we can always turn winter into spring.

23. If you want to lose weight in summer, what you need most is not a gym, but finding someone!

24. The next summer, the classroom was full of people again, but unfortunately it wasn't us//*

Karry was born in September and Roy was born in November. They have a summer and an autumn.

27. After the summer of youth, who can remember which year it was?

28. Just like all the seasons are turned into summer by you, I always blush in front of you.

29. The glory of the setting sun covers the spun yarn, and the breeze comes at you with flowers, giving you a pleasant evening breeze in early summer, with the delicate fragrance of jujube flowers and Chinese rose flowers, floating into this simple and comfortable living room.

I don't talk to you, not because I don't love you, but because I'm afraid I'll be blank when I wait.

I hate school jokes. Tell me about it.

I hate school jokes. Tell me about it.

1. During the exam, the invigilator asked me to hand in something unrelated to the exam. How I want to turn myself in.

2. Every time the school is cleaned, the teacher will say that the school is your home, but when you are late, the teacher says, why are you always late? When the school is your home!

What is the most common sentence you say to your deskmate at school? (Call me when the teacher comes)

When the teacher confiscated my game machine and returned it to me, I found that all the games were emptied.

The three things I want most in school are long-term love, true friendship and ideal grades.

What I hate most is the abbreviation on the reference answer.

7. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

8, you listen, or don't listen, the teacher is here, don't leave before class.

9, so small and fierce, I just don't have the chest to be fierce to you!

10, graduation is coming soon. The headmaster said that each of us should choose something as a souvenir. The students of the whole grade said in unison, principal, give us back the tuition!

1 1. In the past, the primary school teacher told us that if I asked a question, all of you would raise your right hand instead of your left.

12, how many points the teacher gives me, and how many years I wish the teacher to live.

13, can you find a place to have a drink and make friends? Or should I give you my wallet?

14. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand stopped moving, but it took away our best time.

15, it doesn't matter to comfort yourself after every exam, the important thing is to participate.

16, looking at the face of the head teacher, I have an impulse to quit school. What about studying?

17, if you need advice or suggestions, we will provide them free of charge; If you need the correct answer, please pay extra.

18, school! Qingming has three days off, and May Day has three days off, so May 4th and June 1st have three days off!

19, when you meet a kind girl, you must cherish it, because there are 6 billion people in the world, but there are not many kind girls.

20, don't fail, I want to; If I don't review, I will; You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

2 1, flip a coin, head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up for class.

22. People who are eager to go to school are usually good students, or your other half is waiting for you at school.

Your shooting performance is really poor. If I were you, I would kill myself immediately in case you need more bullets.

24. A school is a place where a group of people get together and then break up a group of people.

25. What is happiness? Happiness is when you want to smoke and have no money to buy it, but you smoke second-hand China cigarettes in the smoking room.

26, playing basketball, throwing a super-long three-pointer, not awesome, awesome is a super-long three-pointer, you immediately ran to the basket to score.

27. When I was poor at school, there was always a feeling that 100 yuan could not be broken, and it soon disappeared.

28. From small to large, when raising the national flag, attention is not paid to the national flag, but to whether the national flag just stops at the top of the pole when playing the national anthem.

29. People who are not good at math are more beautiful.

30. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

3 1, you exist. I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream. All my night. Goodbye, my winter vacation.

After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few words of Chinese.

I don't know why, but I always feel that the food I eat in class is much more delicious than usual.

34, winter vacation homework is actually you write a month, the teacher to write a reading.

35. bunting floats on the playground. Men and women throw darts. One dart for you and one dart for me. Intestines and stomach are flying all over the sky!

36. Can't learn, can't play, can't sleep well and eat too much.

37. The teacher asked me to answer the question, but we shouted it a thousand times and urged it a thousand times before she came to us, still hiding half of her face behind the guitar from us.

Neither of us was happy when we were caught being late-we met at the ends of the earth. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? .

Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

40. Every time we start school, we will say the same thing. I must study hard this semester.

4 1, my creativity is indescribable, my working ability is indescribable, and my writing ability is indescribable.

42. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

43. I didn't make any noise when I watched the first part, rain or shine. It's none of your business to be the second part. Interrogation and play.

When the teacher confiscated my game machine and returned it to me, I found that all the games were emptied.

45, the ideal three opponents, senior high school entrance examination, college entrance examination, mother-in-law.

46. Schools are like prisons. When you want to come in, you can't. When I want to come out, I can't get out. Occasionally meeting the headmaster is like meeting the warden.

47. If no teacher can teach all subjects, why should a student learn all subjects?

48. Don't think you are texting in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

49. Do you know the Bible, son? If you read the Bible every day, even if you always skip class and surf the Internet, you won't fail.

50. When I arrived at the examination room, I completely collapsed and saw tears all over the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

5 1, I have met Liu Xiang and Robles, but I still can't understand how fast they are. When I arrived at the university, I finally understood what speed was after a high mathematics course.

Tell me something interesting about summer.

1, the heat and sweat of sleep soaked my heart. 2. I am an air conditioner. Do you love me?

I am crying at every pore.

4, long hair and waist are already very hot!

5, the car starts without ignition.

6. We will die of heat in summer!

7. Watermelon is my mistress in summer.

8. I need air conditioning in every cell.

9. Mahjong was burned as soon as it played.

10, it's too hot to stop!

1 1. It's very hot in summer and winter, you know?

12, this summer, is it going to kill me!

13, the weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

14, I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

15, someone died today. His name is Spicy.

16, the weather is so hot that I really want to be sent back to the cold palace.

17, mosquitoes don't bite, only cold water pipes.

18, Houyi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! !

19, my friends and I were fainted by the heat.

20. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket?

2 1. In summer, poisonous and hot sunshine erodes unhealed wounds.

22. My sister's hair cut my face on the bus.

23. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety!

24. The air conditioner seller bought a house in Beijing's Second Ring Road.

25. Lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.

26. I want to sleep naked tonight! 150 mosquitoes like it.

27. It's so hot today, should I change my hairstyle?

28. I can't stand the heat. I'm abnormally hot and I'm annoyed.

29. In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

3 1. Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.

32, the weather is hot like a joke, and the days are like nonsense!

33. What I bought was obviously air conditioning, but what Nima blew was heating.

34. Going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!

35. It's so hot that I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath.

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

If it becomes so hot, it won't be broken. The wings have melted!

38. I finally know why the old ancestors only wore one leaf.

39. Everyone is an acquaintance. Lori has become a mature woman.

40. The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

4 1, met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances!

42. When I wake up in the middle of the night, I will cover my roommate with a quilt and call me Lei Feng.

43. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

45. In such hot weather, all you can make an appointment with is a friend of life and death. ...

46. Girls, if you meet a boy with air conditioning at home, get married.

Honey, I can shelter you from the wind. Fuck off! Block my fans!

48. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory.

49, mix a cold dish, you have to eat quickly, or it will become spicy!

50, the weather in July, the sun is vicious, making people sweat.

5 1, two strangers came to Chongqing, and then, and then they got acquainted.

52, the worst unscrupulous summer in history! Little buddy, are you greasy?

53. All the beggars who wrote chalk on their knees and pretended to be sick left.

54. Last summer, my long hair and waist were replaced by Otto's eggs from Black Miguel.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

56. Iced watermelons are indispensable in summer, just as you need me.

57, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles! Hope to adopt.

58. I am so hot. Check your boyfriend's roaming records. If you turn it over, it will get cold.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

60. Decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and never come out again, and then prepare enough water.

6 1. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. Sleeping with him was so hot that he died.

62. The porcelain-touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, was completely shut down!

63. I'd rather cover the quilt with the air conditioner on than blow the fan with a fan.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year! .

Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. He was so hot when he slept with him!

When the electric fan became a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.

67. It's really hot! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept!

68. Spring and autumn eloped, and summer stole my kiss with ice cream!

69. A realistic film with strong flavor will be staged in Beijing: the whole city is hot to death.

70. If you wake up at night, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.

7 1, my body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

72. Two strangers came to this city, and then, and then they got acquainted. ...

73. The weather is unbearably hot, and the cactus's shadow is Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

74. Summer is here. The object depends on the object. If there is no date, we will stay in the air-conditioned room.

75. Oh, my God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!

Hello, Grandpa Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!

78. No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt. Maybe it will make me feel safe.

79. I really miss my childhood. I can go shirtless like a boy on a hot day!

It is said that all parts of the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. How hot it is!

8 1, the midsummer sunshine is really like dipping in Chili water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

82. Many things, like the weather, will get hot or cold. By the time you realize it, a season has passed.

83. It's really hot. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon!

84. Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

Speaking of hating summer.

Speaking of hating summer.

First, I cried. I really hate cooking in summer. I checked the rice again and again for bugs.

Second, I have always hated summer, but I know that summer has many benefits. For example, the breeze on a summer night gives people the most comfortable feeling after bathing, even if it is fat.

Third, many new injuries and old injuries made me feel uncomfortable and began to hate summer.

Fourthly, I can hear crickets and other insects chirping outside. I don't know how much longer I can listen to them. I still like summer best. No matter how hot it is, I never said that I hate summer.

Five, the fat is terrible, and the black is even more terrible. Being fat and black together is simply a test of life, and I hate the season of revealing meat in summer.

Sixth, I hate summer, sweating is disgusting. Since beginning of autumn, I have confidence in makeup ~

Liking you is like hating summer, but I like it now, because I met you in summer.

I hate summer as much as my father now, not only because of mosquitoes, but also because I always have a stomachache.

Nine, hot explosion! The wind of the fan is very hot, my underwear is gone, my body is still emitting hot air, and my forehead is sweaty ~ Tell me how many times I have to take a cold shower to reduce my fever. I really hate summer.

X. Is the hard summer finally over? I really hate summer, sweating, breathing difficulties, mosquitoes and all kinds of UFOs.

I actually hate summer. It is a wet spider web, which covers us and cannot escape. But all the memories are stored in the long summer. Summer is an empty biscuit box left over from childhood, which is full of all trivial things. You regard it as a treasure. These treasures, in that sweaty summer, in the endless wind in the evening, in the oblique light in the evening, always shine.

Twelve, although I am very strong, I even gave the first infusion to the duty today. I hate summer more and more. It happened for four summers in a row, which made me very uneasy. Even something unforgettable is Chinese Valentine's Day six years ago. No amount of memories can hide the pain of separation three years ago. I have always chosen to work hard, but time has let me run away. Maybe you are really old and need someone to lean on.

Thirteen, I hate the transition from summer to autumn, the weather is getting colder and colder, and getting up at 5: 30 before dawn reminds me that the fast man is coming to an end three years ago. Three days, I will follow you for three years.

Fourteen, I really hate washing my hair in summer, and water and sweat flow together!

15. I never hate heavy rain in summer. I can hear biaji between sandals and soles of feet. The small sand washed between the toes during walking is also full of memories of this season. I haven't had enough fun when the rain stopped.

Sixteen, love winter, winter is always cold, only wear warm clothes. I hate summer because it is changeable.

Seventeen, one hundred reasons to hate summer 43 dandelions on the roadside are not easy to blow.

18. I was fine when I got up, but I felt uncomfortable after sitting in the office chair for half an hour, and my legs couldn't stand up straight. All the boxes in our finance department are piled under the table. There is no pillow in the office to rest my waist. I guess I'll be paralyzed when I come back from work today. I really hate summer. It always brings me all kinds of problems. I got sick in the air-conditioned room, and I was shot when I was lying down. It hurts everywhere. I'm really bitter.

October and August are stoves, frying pans, ovens and boiling oil. I hate summer.

I hate summer most, because I am dark. I haven't visited the book mall for a long time. My task is to read 1500 words.

Twenty-two, I don't know how many times I tossed about in one night, and now she is asleep. Alas, having children is really debilitating. I feel uncomfortable in the air-conditioned room, and I can't help but make her sweat all over. Bear with it, it's getting cold, I hate summer! That night, I had a dream for a while. When I wake up from my dream, I will coax my baby. When I see the darkness outside the window, I will be better to myself. Not so early.

I hate walking in the hot summer afternoon. Not heat-resistant! But you never settle.

Twenty-four, there have been some changes. Grow slowly. The longer you cut your hair, the shorter it gets. Now we must start thinking about where to go. Maybe I will go somewhere else, but I want to go to Beijing, especially every winter. What can I say in summer? Because of heating and sunshine, blue sky, red walls and tiles. Wan Li has a clear and dry air and a strong sense of history. Sometimes I really like you. I hate the summer when I can't sleep in the middle of the night. I have to think about it every summer.

Twenty-five, with the air conditioner on, sweating like a pig. Hate summer!

26. Although I hate the heat in summer, I still miss the courage and self-confidence of my freshman year. The cicada sound and smell in the new dormitory that year, the socks with deer selected in the boutique house and the small trees on campus said to everyone in the class: Nice to meet you. My name is Jenny Dee, and you?

Twenty-seven, ah, I hate going out on a sunny day in summer and simply complaining. Hey, I want to hang a rainy day doll. Tomorrow!

I used to hate spring, but now I hate summer. Of course, I have always hated myself ~

I hate summer. If I only have a little hope for summer, I will come out in the yard with freshly cut watermelon at night. You climb the ladder, take off two cold stars and throw them into a cup to drink.

30. Insomnia these two days is probably due to beginning of autumn. Although I hate summer very much, I am more afraid of the coming of winter.

3 1. I hate summer very much I want to be angry when I feel hot. Maybe the same is true of emotional feelings. The hotter you are, the faster others will hide, while cold symbolizes some forbearance, which makes people know you when they are slowly hiding.

Thirty-two, I hate now, I don't like make-up, I don't dress myself up, I walk naked in the street every day, I'm dusty, I don't have any beautiful words, I hate summer, my face is shiny every day, I'm as black as a black egg, I hate my chubby figure, and I'm bored in short.

When will the hot and humid weather end? I hate summer.

I hate summer very much When I sweat, the whole person will look ugly by 50% and feel uncomfortable. So can we expel summer from China?

Thirty-five, one hundred reasons to hate summer. Hum, when you get angry, you even hit yourself. Smelly mosquitoes tremble.

Thirty-six, I knew I wouldn't go out in the afternoon, and I felt my exposed arm tanned again. I hate summer.

Thirty-seven, strength hates people who have never met in summer.

Thirty-eight, the sun is shining when I go out. I hate the heat in summer. Every road is lonely, don't forget your initial heart!

XS smiled and blinked when I told him I hated summer. He said that the girl he likes should be as bright as summer. Why didn't he listen to me? In summer, there are annoying mosquitoes everywhere, and many people die of infectious diseases.

Forty, if I can in the future, I hope I can escape when summer comes. I hate summer and rainy days.

Forty-one, I hate summer, I can't cry, I am very sad.