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Boys fall in love: it's boring to fall in love. If you have the ability, you can play and get married.

1. If you have to love, why ask if it is worth it?

The rear wheel fell in love with the front wheel, but he knew he couldn't be with her, so he kissed every inch of land she turned over.

3. The man who loves you cares about you, and the man who plays with you dotes on you.

If you are thinking about someone else besides me, you must keep it from me.

A boy quarreled with his girlfriend in the supermarket. The boy walked silently and the girl followed silently. The boy struggled for a long time and didn't know how to break the deadlock. Suddenly he felt that his girlfriend didn't come, so he looked back. My girlfriend stood in front of a freezer, pointing to an ice cream and looking at him piteously. Suddenly it's nice to have a girlfriend who eats food.

6. On-off is love, and on-off is only a temporary indulgence.

7. The worst feeling is that you can't fall in love with others because you still miss the person who hurt you.

8. You have a nice name in my heart, called lover.

9. There are no perfect two people, only two people who give in to each other.

10. Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care, but because you clearly know that he doesn't belong to you.

1 1. Your coincidence is just the result of another person's heart.

12. Give you three choices: First, be my wife; Second, be my woman; Third, be my wife. choose

13. Falling in love is boring. Play if you can, and get married if you can.

14. People who really love you don't say a lot of words but do a lot of things that love you.

15. A terminally ill boy and his girlfriend touched a reporter of a big newspaper. After interviewing them, the reporter is going to take pictures of the spoony lovers. Unexpectedly, the boy immediately refused: it is better not to take pictures. ShuoShuoKong.Com, why? The reporter asked inexplicably. Because she will remarry in the future, the boy said softly. The reporter put down the camera and moved. Since I can't continue to accompany her, let others watch over her and accompany her for me.

16. Forgive me for liking you for so long without your consent.

17. There is always someone who doesn't dislike everything you have and holds you deeply.

18. I used to be frivolous and even reckless, but because I met you, I began to yearn for a long life.

19. I have many habits, and liking you is one of them.

20. In ancient times, they didn't send text messages, chat online, cross oceans or get stuck in traffic jams. If he misses her, he will climb two mountains and walk five miles to hold her hand.

2 1. In fact, you know, no one at this age will be their life.

22. Everyone hates mistress in love, but the appearance of mistress proves a love that can't stand the test.

23. Not every story has an ending, but more often it ends without results.

24. Loving someone you don't love is like holding a cactus. The tighter you hold it, the more it hurts.

25. Every time I go to the corridor with voice-activated lights, I will call your name so that I can pretend that you are turning on the lights for me.

26. Every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

27. The proudest thing is not being chased by many people, but having someone who will never give up on you anyway.

28. Did I kill someone or set fire to make you dislike me so much?

29. Don't expect girls to take the initiative. Some girls, no matter how much they like you, would rather miss it if you don't take the initiative.

30. I like you! Psycho, I like you! Who do you like, psycho? neuropathy

20 short sentences about girls' sad love.

First, if you love me, I will accompany you; You don't love me, I give you freedom. This is the silly me, the one who cares about you.

Second, we may all be brave and determined, but in the confrontation with the old man of time, we are never winners.

Third, winter is a season with short days and long nights. The sun has set at 5: 30 in winter and just at 5: 30 in summer. In winter, people who exercise at school have gradually disappeared. In summer, I may leave school after playing basketball, running and playing football. The night is longer than the day. It's seven o'clock in the morning and it's still gray. At seven o'clock in the morning in other seasons, the sun has already risen very high.

Fourth, I suddenly want to recall, and my memory has already gone. I forget when the people around me have drifted away. When I dream back at midnight, I will still think of some memories that are about to disappear. Not to remember, nor to forget. What is sealed by time can only be printed by time. In fact, in order to forget, you can recall again and again; In order to remember, I can't get my memory back. That's true!

Well, to be honest, are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really want me, just tell me! I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable. I miss you too!

6. I keep you in my heart every minute, wondering if you are doing well now. May your dear smile always be there, and may your mood always embrace the sunshine. Happiness will last as long as time, and I will be by your side as long as you want!

Seven, when love goes through winter, it is quiet and white; When love goes through spring, it is gorgeous and fresh; When love goes through summer, it is hot and warm; Love is mature and quiet after autumn. Love has gone through four seasons, love is changing, I love you.

8. The end of 100 and the beginning of11; Although separated by two ends, I am always worried; Bless hand in hand and warm your heart; May your career be more energetic and your life more exciting in the new year!

Nine, some people, you think you can meet. Some things, you think you can go on forever. Then, maybe at the moment you turn around. Some people, you will never see again. When the sun goes down and rises again, everything changes, and you can't go back if you are not careful.

Ten, we miss the past, not because we can't let go of the original people and things, but because we miss ourselves. Life is a one-way trip, and many things are unique. If you miss it, you will never meet it again. The world is changing so fast that we are in a hurry, but we can't keep up. More and more things are lost. When we look back, we can't find our original self. So, how difficult it is to keep a true self.

Eleven, if, in the end, it is really not you. After so many ups and downs, we have to part in the end. If the story is over, there are others around us. If memories, promises and determination to fall in love become insignificant in the face of reality. No matter what happens in the future, no matter how it ends. Now I still want persistent love. We wait for our last, last, last together.

Cute, you need to take medicine to get candy, and you need an injection to get toys. If you don't do anything, let me help you with these things! Ha ha.

Thirteen, contact the weekend, think of the cold; Contact with the cold and think of friends; Contact friends and think of health; Contact health and think of greetings; Contact greetings, think of sending text messages to greet health. For the sake of health, come and contact often. .

14. Silence is a girl's biggest cry. There is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.

Fifteen, unable to resist your love, willing to fall into your boundless love; I can't resist your feelings, and I have no regrets or sweetness in my heart; Your words, your laughter, are my favorite in my heart, I opened my heart for you!

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart.

17. The most beautiful scenery in life is actually inner peace and calmness. We used to look forward to the recognition of the outside world so much that we finally knew that the world was our own and had nothing to do with others.

Eighteen years old, finally meet the sun! I was happy for a while, but the sun in winter was not as hot and red as usual. It just emits white light, but I believe that it is by no means shrunk because of the strong wind, otherwise there is no need to come out. Look! Although its face is blue and white with cold, it is trying to radiate light. It's fighting the cold wind!

Nineteen, I would like to be a gust of wind, with my body to wipe away your fatigue for a week; I would like to be a tree and wash away the fatigue in your eyes with green; I would like to make a short message to bring you a good mood for a week with blessings! It's the weekend, have a good rest!

Twenty, people who are afraid of being hurt will never catch true happiness; People who are afraid of hurting others will always be hurt intentionally or unintentionally by others.

202 1 lovers talk about falling in love with each other. If you are happy, I will laugh in my dreams.

Tomorrow will be beautiful without you.

How can I fight without you?

Girl, we will be very happy together. You are the only one in my life.

Fool, we will be very happy together. You are the only one in my life.

He looks good and bad, but I only have him.

She is nice and stubborn, but I just want to be with her.

Expectation is too high, the more heartache.

The more I hope, the more disappointed I am.

You gave me a thousand warmth.

You pushed off a cliff.

The coldest thing is the emperor's heart, and roses wither among kings.

The most stupid thing is the concubine affection, and the heart will always be treasured by the emperor.

When you are in love, kiss as soon as you meet.

"bicker" as soon as they meet after marriage.

If you have no feelings, don't give me the illusion.

If there is no eternity, don't start for me.

If you are not my lover, how do you know that I am affectionate?

If you are not my lover, how do you know that I am distressed?

If I lose my position, will you marry me?

If I lose my face and figure, will you still marry me?

You're sad. I woke up crying in my dream.

If you are happy, I will wake up laughing in my dream.

In the early spring, I looked at me at dawn and regretted it.

The belt is getting wider and wider, and the bright moon misses your face at midnight.

Unfortunately, in time, the mountains are south and the water is north.

It is a pity that people come and go between you and me.

Husband is not an identity, but a responsibility.

Wife is not a nickname, but a guardian.

Give me a chance to make you the happiest woman in the world.

Give me a chance to make you the greatest person in the world.

Spring is full of wind flowers, autumn is full moon, and the years are long.

Above, he searches for the green void, below, in the yellow spring, you are everywhere.

Don't like it, learn to control it.

Don't promise, learn to refuse.

Hold your hand and you will be weathered for life.

Kiss your eyes and give you a lifetime of affection.

I am beautiful and unique.

I am so handsome+handsome that I am the only one.

Without sake, one will grow old.

Years are quiet and good, and grow old together.

Spend the rest of my life with him.

Walk with her in this life.

You have the courage to be with me. How can I let you down?

You have sworn to love me. How can I give up on you?

People who love you will not leave because of your neglect.

People who want to leave will not stop because of your retention.

I remember your first appearance, and I remember the mottled time.

Think of familiar streets, think of lost beauty.

There's no telling whether there's a river's lake feud or hatred.

No one can tell right from wrong in the world of mortals.

Passing by a strange sweet moment made me insomnia.

Body language makes me lean. I hope it stays the same.

There is a kind of happiness called being spoiled by a boyfriend.

There is a kind of happiness called controlling your girlfriend.

Xiansen, I'm going to ruin your wedding.

Mushroom cool, I'm going to ruin your moral integrity.

I will empty my heart and pretend that you are the only one for me.

I will put my heart aside and only love you.

Girl, can you miss me?

How nice it is for a teenager to love me!

You are everything to me, so I love you.

You are the only one for me, so I love you.

I thought there was nothing wrong with staying.

I thought you would understand if you tried.

How to be strong without pride?

How can you disguise yourself when you lose your smile?

Teenagers are not afraid to open their crotch when they are at the same time.

Young girls are not afraid to muddle through.

Loving you is like blushing when I see you.

Loving you is like seeing your heartbeat.

No one knows that I am cold at night, and no one misses the people I am with.

No one stood with me at dusk, and no one asked me if the porridge was hot.

Not amazing, not testing, not worth fooling.

No lightning, no missing, no eye contact fatigue.

When will you come back from the battlefield? Qing is waiting for you in Chang 'an.

When will you go back to the palace? You wait for your return in front of the flowers.

Sister is a creature that can make brother rascal warm for a second.

A younger brother is a creature that can make a young lady and sister become a bitch in a second.

I also want to fall in love, but I don't want to break up again.

17 is lovelorn.

You can hide in the toilet and cry.

You can drink and sing all night in ktv.

You can cry yourself to death.

You can swear never to contact him again.

Start over.

Like you've never been hurt.

22 years old brokenhearted

Stay up all night, wander all night

The next day, you must pretend nothing.

Because you have to work.

Still have to live.

Your face is expressionless.

But you know your heart is broken.

25 years old

You've thought about it a million times

Why don't you go back to 17?

Love again is vigorous.

But you know very well.

You are too old to be lovelorn.

first love

There is a sika deer in my heart.

Even looking at him, the deer collided.

Then I had a snake in my heart.

Shake your tail as soon as someone comes near.

Tell others that you are dangerous and impatient.

First the deer hit it, and then it was killed.

I also want to fall in love, but I don't want to break up again.

People often ask me

Why not fall in love?

Actually, I want to fall in love, too

It's just that I never want to break up again.

In fact, there are many suitors around.

It's just that every time I want to say yes,

Will be timid and afraid.

And then habitually refuse

The price of loving someone is too high.

It takes a lot of time and energy.

This may not have paid off yet.

This is probably a sure thing.

So you're scared.

It is easy for two people to be together.

Just like each other.

But separated.

But it takes a lifetime of energy.

You spend a lot of time and energy getting used to getting to know someone.

Finally, we have to separate.

Really tired

I finally got out of my last relationship and didn't want to die again.

I know, we are all old enough to be afraid of falling out of love.

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someone says that

Love belongs to those who are discouraged.

People who keep looking forward to it.

Belongs to those who have been betrayed and cheated.

People who still believe in beauty.

Belongs to those who are scarred

A man who still craves love.

Instead of us holding it

I am too old to be lovelorn.

A person with such a bad attitude

but

I really have no energy to fall in love again.

Still don't start.

Or for a living.

I don't want to break up again.

I want to find someone to stay with.

I don't need you to be perfect.

I just hope that we will never be apart.

I want to talk about a love that will never break up.

I never want to break up again.