Humorous sentences with urban routines

1, what is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.

2. You know that urban routines are deep, but you don't know that rural roads are slippery and people's hearts are more complicated.

3. Thank those who knocked me down. Lying down is really comfortable.

When I was a child, I raised 100 yuan to buy a car. The boss said that my money is fake, nonsense, of course it is fake, and your car is not real.

Since I met your sister, I have settled down your brother.

Talking to the person I like is like talking to God. You said they never responded.

7. I don't lie and I like you.

8. I have never understood mathematics since I picked up the pen that fell to the ground in the first grade.

9. There will be a road in the end, and I can't stop it.

10, intentional study, but failed the course.

1 1. You always stop and go on the road of feelings. Are you clumsy?

12, they are used to criticizing you behind your back because they don't have the capital to confront you face to face. You are the winner, don't be afraid.

13, the cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you.

14, I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

15, narcissism is not a crime. If you are infatuated with my brother, please line up behind me.

16, often wet the bed when I was a child, and often cry when I grow up.

17, don't save money at the most beautiful age, or you will be poor and ugly.

18, remember, dear, the good-looking ones are called coquetry, and the ugly ones are called running wild!

19, if you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

20. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing channels.