QQ space funny and funny saying: Life is really worse than death

A selection of funny jokes in qq space:

1. In the beginning, human beings are inherently good. If you are naughty, I will make trouble

2. Don’t mention it Those bad guys are all guys of the opposite sex and inhumanity

3. You can’t get crazy easily, you have to maintain your image, right?

4. Where are you waiting for me, happiness? Will rush over

5. There are more people outside these days who are not dressed in safe but look safe

6. The dean and the principal both fell into the river Here, if you have a brick in your hand, who do you want to hit it with? Who can save someone? Who can I hit it with?

7. The knowledge is almost in my head. You come here, and then it comes to your head. It’s too small for me to get in.

8. Bald Qiang, I’ll help you chop down the tree. You told me to be strong

9. Talk about funny personality: It’s so fun to live, but you will die when you are alive

10. Who said: loneliness, emptiness, coldness; you can go back Him: Put on, clothes, get out

11. I logged in automatically for a long time, and finally forgot my password

12. I always lower my head in class. The teacher asked you what you were doing? I said: Bow down and miss my hometown

13. Go to the supermarket before Valentine’s Day and put a note in each chocolate: Let’s break up

14. Never use your own photos to do it It’s unlucky to have your avatar offline

15. The most painful thing in life is that the alarm bell wakes up just after being called away by Duke Zhou

16. I’ve been playing car racing for a long time Now, I want to drift while riding a bicycle

17. This signature is purely fictitious, any similarity is purely coincidental

18. I originally wanted to use this test result to make money I turned over, but I didn’t expect that TM would stick to the pan

19. A woman pretending to be a man is called cool, and a man pretending to be a woman is called a motherfucker

20. League of Legends has broken up many couples, and the beautiful pictures show off A lot of online dating has been achieved.

21. Send the girl you like home, and you will be on your way to wherever you go

22. Don’t take advantage of others, because you are just a dog

23. Yes You are too indifferent and freeze my heart

24. Take away my love and take away my heart. This is the person I love

25. No Love that seeks reciprocation is not love, it is just being mean

26. If love cannot be seen, hate will fulfill it

27. My sister has always only smoked because it hurts the lungs Not sad

28. Friends who are hanging out outside should have a strong heart

29. People are tired when they live, otherwise how can they be called human beings

30. Your love is too cheap, I will not participate in the buy one, get one free activity

31. You may not know that when you cry, my tears are also overflowing

32. If you want to test me, then prepare your patience

33. If you don’t like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind

34. Please be sad Stay away from me, I don’t want to be infected by you

35. Looking up to the future with a proud attitude, my world also has happiness

36. There is only one me in the world, and no one else It can be replaced

37. I am not great enough. Wait until you are tired of her to love me

38. Don’t be obsessed with sister, she is just your legend

39. Don’t wait until I leave before you can taste what true love is

40. I am not your shadow, and I can’t be inseparable from you

41. You spend all day long They are all so cool and unrestrained, life is really worse than death.

Selection 2 of funny jokes in qq space:

1. I shouted to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig, and he shouted to me: Your deskmate That's the pig.

2. At night when there was a power outage, it was very dark everywhere, and I was so scared that my skin broke apart!

3. Don’t say I have dark skin, in fact, I have been using black toothpaste.

4. Don’t think that everyone with tattoos is a bad person. Yue Fei also has a tattoo. There are four big characters tattooed on his back: Come here for a visit.

5. The BBK music phone will fall wherever it does not ring.

6. My brother is thriving.

7. When my hair reaches my waist, will the boy pick up my soap?

8. When you fall in love with me, I will give you a Xuanmai to eat.

9. My smile to you is purely polite.

10. Teacher, actually I am not copying the answer, I am learning from it, do you understand?

11. Maybe it was Mario who stole your Oreo .

12. When men talk about inner beauty, they refer to the inside of the bra, not the heart.

13. You are the sun at two or three o'clock in the morning.

14. You have a million-dollar fortune, but I shed diamond tears for you.

15. If you are willing to live with me, I am willing to send my dowry to your home.

16. Don’t look at my face, think of yourself as a palette.

17. Although I am not spoiled, I am very spoiled.

18. No matter where there is no fragrant grass in the world, it is better to breastfeed.

19. I dare not talk while eating chocolate because people will think I am eating shit.

20. I was only 400 points away from going to Peking University.

21. My watch is very expensive, the original price is 350,000, and the discount is 420....

22. I will be your life, your faith will shine and Blind your eyes.

23. We are all sharpshooters, and not a single bullet can kill a comrade.

24. Why should I kill you, my love?

25. Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?

26. Sunflower pointed at the golden sun and said: Sun, come back quickly.

27. Little Daisy’s mother’s class has begun to receive customers.

28. Smile in front of the people you hate the most, and be as arrogant as you want.

29. Oh, why are you here? I thought you were a prop. Super funny space to talk about humor

Super funny space to talk about humor

1. The phone bill is gone, the data is gone, the text messages are gone, the winter vacation is gone, There is still homework.

2. Don’t be nervous, I’m not a good person...

3. Be a gangster with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge! < /p>

4. I shouted to my deskmate that my deskmate was a pig and he yelled to me that your deskmate was a pig

5. Class time is like a Nanfu battery, one section Even longer than six knots.

6. What are you unhappy about? Tell it to make everyone happy.

7. Others have a fortune of over 100 million, billions, or billions when they are in their twenties. I only have 5 million, and it’s still pixels...

8. You can only be young once, and you can’t be young. Start over. Therefore, we must subvert the whole world in a free and unrestrained manner - we must be thorough in our antics, and powerful in our destruction. We must gain patents by getting into trouble, we must perform special tricks by pretending to be good, and we must rely on our talent to punish others, and we must rely on fate to be manipulated.

9. I think back then, my sister was only six and a half pounds when she was the skinniest!

10. You used to treat my love for you as child's play, but now your love for me, I When you fart.

11. I feel like I am not going to school now, but learning from me, simple and rough, without condoms!

12. The so-called sleeper can be summarized in eight words : Spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn nap, hibernation.

13. Search and search for friends, find a boyfriend, kiss on the lips, hold hands, and have a baby at night.

14. I will never dare to ride in a car with a female driver next time. This is the first time I have encountered a driver who did not apply the brakes but covered his eyes when he was about to crash.

15. Speaking of Chinese women’s best diving partners, of course the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are the ones who often fall into the water at the same time.

Super funny space talks about classics

1. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

2. "What are the eight words that can make a man come through rain or shine, just a phone call away?" "Come for a drink, they are all women!"

3. Gains in recent years Success is mainly divided into three categories: successful login, successful download, and successful payment.

4. "Tell me, besides eating, what else do you do?" "You are also hungry."

5. People rely on looks, routines, and money to fall in love. I rely on the other person to be blind.

6. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really understand this.

7. If you take the initiative, we will have a story; if you are excited, we will even have a child!

8. Don’t blame your partner for being too strict with you. We don’t even have a target.

9. Anyone who says that girls will not admit their mistakes is lying. My wife admitted her mistake to me: "It was my fault, I shouldn't have married you in the first place!"

10. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who makes you cry.

11. What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with me? I’m short, and you can’t even raise your head when you stand in front of me!

12. Get serious. It looks like a roadside film.

13. Others use Chanel bags, LV bags, Dior bags...but me, I use emoji bags!

14. Stop toasting the past with a glass of wine, the past is all I drank so much that I vomited.

15. If you can't find a partner, don't always blame others, think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are too good and no one is worthy of you. Super funny space to talk about popular articles

1. I have been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that the sow looks very pretty when I look at it recently.

2. "How to euphemistically describe a person with a big face?" "Looking at your face from a distance, it seems as if you are close in front of me."

3. You will never know Know which of your friends will become the next micro businessman.

4. The wind is so strong outside, I’m so scared. If everyone else is blown away, I won’t be able to blow them away. That would be so embarrassing.

5. When you are young, try not to fall in love prematurely. If you know too early that you are unattractive, ugly and short, it will affect your exams.

6. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I will curse, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world.

7. I don’t want to be likeable, I just want to be a charming bad guy.

8. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a deskmate who is suave, very witty, and spreads laughter and love selflessly.

9. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, no one reads anything you post.

10. I suddenly want to go out and rely on my handsome face to cheat money, eat and drink, and live a slutty life in a comfortable and relaxed way.

11. I am not cool at all, but I am very handsome.

12. Today a girl complimented me on how thin I am, and I slapped her right away. Didn’t you see how handsome I am?!

13. It’s very difficult to be a handsome person. Tired, I really understand this.

14. Let’s talk about it openly. Don’t you always say I’m pretty or cute behind my back? Doesn’t it bother you? It’s like no one knows.

15. I like you, just like I like the sea, but I can’t jump into the sea, but I can go to Shanghai.

16. If you say you are a bit difficult to chase, I will break your legs.

17. You have to remember that no matter how estranged we become in the end, a red envelope can bring us back to the beginning.

18. Many aunties said that I am handsome today, so why don’t you introduce your daughters to me!

19. I feel like crying, and then it starts to rain, so hurry up I ran to ask my mother about my life experience and why the fact that I was the third princess of the East China Sea had been hidden from me for so many years.

20. Always remind yourself that life is short, and you should enjoy yourself and those who want to sleep. Funny Space Talk

1. You can’t have both fish and bras.

2. No one loves anyone with his hands in his pockets.

3. If you don’t want to go to three, two is not enough.

4. I said shameless, but you said you have teeth.

5. Skynet is huge, fat but not greasy!

6. To the summer when we will eventually die of heat.

7. By the time you show up, the cucumbers and vegetables will be cold.

8. Lie down wherever you fall!

9. If you want to get along in the world, it’s best to be a bachelor!

10. You overestimate the extent to which I can tolerate you!

11. My wallet has been losing weight for several months.

12. I am standing in the crematorium in Prague at dusk.

13. Life can be made easy, but life can also be exquisite!

14. There is still spring when I look like this. What are you afraid of?

15. I play too much on the computer and want to fast forward when watching TV.

16. Banana, you are a Bala, lemon, you are a Smecta.

17. I have deceived many people who care about me by using the word "nothing".

18. Asking what love is in the world, just ask people to take off their clothes.

19. If you are not from the same place, it will be useless to take shortcuts.

20. Smile naturally when you think about it, and let it go when you see through it.

21. Others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others for being too serious.

22. Every time you click on the start menu, it seems to end!

23. As long as I wear my school uniform, I dare not sit on any dirty ground.

24. Others praise me for being handsome, but in fact I am wearing a mask.

25. In the song, it is said that men are tired, but in fact, women are also very tired.

26. Even if you are a piece of shit, one day you will meet a dung beetle.

27. If Google and Baidu merge, will they change their names?

28. Mistress, you are so awesome, you want the rest of my game.

29. I don’t know who I will take advantage of in the end if I am so good.

30. I am not a genius because I have never worn Quesnel diapers.

31. Don’t say I’m not good enough for you as soon as we break up. Are you a dog?

32. Are you dissatisfied with the world when you look like this?

33. You are the wind and I am, lingering and becoming a sandstorm.

34. Posture: squatting, expression: twitching, status: exerting force.

35. I don’t love those who love me, and I will kick those who don’t love me to death!

36. I love you is purely fictitious and any similarity is purely coincidental.

37. Don’t say I’m blind! I am not blind, can I recognize you?

38. If you want to marry, don’t marry anyone else, and don’t marry me.

39. Being single is not sinful, but letting others be single is sinful.

40. If I go down one day, remember, I will come back to you.

41. In fact, I am not Sister Diao Chan, I am just a man disguised as a woman.

42. The mountain does not need to be high, as long as there are trees. The water does not need to be deep, as long as you can raise fish.

43. I really hope that I will get a call suddenly and ask me to go back and inherit billions of dollars.

44. Don’t say my tears are hypocritical, I regret coming here because of you.

45. If you have brothers, you are absolutely invincible; the premise is: the brothers are all single.

46. The ringtone for the end of get out of class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the ringtone for class is more depressing than anxiety.

47. Doctor, please prescribe me some regret medicine and give me a cup of love-forgetting water.

48. My grandpa, if anyone learns from me, I will ask my grandpa to take you down for a walk.

49. Sleeping in class, making noise at home, and surfing the Internet.

What a happy life!

50. I am a pure man, and I am absolutely not fictitious. If you have any doubts, try it on the spot!

51. If there was a regret medicine in the world, I would say: Boss, give me a box.

52. Without students with poor grades like us, how can we set off the achievements of good students?

53. Life is like angry birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

54. I really want to count the stars with you, but unfortunately your IQ is too low and you can only count the moon.

55. Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I am not a local.

56. Look at a temple from a distance, and look at our alma mater from a close distance. There are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks.

57. A smile is a gift to others, and tears are a shower gel to cleanse oneself.

58. When I was a kid playing with paper airplanes, I always breathed in my mouth to feel that I could fly higher.

59. I tossed a coin upwards and waited for the result, but what fell was bird droppings.

60. Every time I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and the Sahara is born.

61. The most terrifying thing in the world is that people who are better than you work harder than you.

62. When I think about the start of school, I feel the pain of the Wenchuan earthquake and the Zhouqu mudslide!

63. Life is like a cup of bitter tea. Although it will not be bitter for a lifetime, it will be bitter for a while.

64. The world is about to end. There is something I have been hiding from you. In fact, I am Ultraman.

65. In order to have an affair, I traveled to 6 cities, 7 towns, 8 rural areas, and N streets. .

66. People inside the wall want to come out, and people outside the wall want to get in. I stand on the wall and look around.

67. I have done two wrong things in my life. One is to be born, and the other is to live.

68. Money treats me like dung, and I still treat money like dung! It’s all dung, who is afraid of whom?

69. No matter how ugly a woman is, she is still a girl. A girl has the right to be picked up! Why don't you pick me up?

70. Wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, color is a steel knife that scrapes bones, anger is a tiger blocking the road, and money is the source of despicability.

71. I have lied to everyone for a long time. In fact, I am mute and I usually pretend to speak.

72. If you are a handsome guy, you will know if you get a crew cut. If you are a beauty, you will know if you take off the makeup.

73. A fly can ruin a pot of soup, and a piece of shit can shut down the entire water park.

74. Our family has many antiques, including my uncle’s slippers, grandma’s pickles, and my grandpa’s ashes.

75. I think there must be many people who have a crush on me, because no one has confessed to me after so many years.

76. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in Tianya Forum and you are in QQ space.

77. Sons should be raised poor so that they will know how to struggle when they grow up; daughters should be well-educated so that they will not be tempted when they grow up.

78. Just study if you study! Still taking the exam! How excessive! Why is there no trust between people at all?

79. I cried during homework. It was you who forced me. Comfort me and let me rest for a few days. Don’t force me.

80. A teacher asked his students why the body becomes cold after death. One student replied: It will naturally cool down when the mind is calm.

81. I never control my emotions and let them run wild in my mind like a naughty child.

82. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when there is a power outage, my house is dark, but my neighbor's house is brightly lit.

83. One day, I dismantled the TV. My dad told me, if you are well, it will be sunny. If you are not, I will beat you to death

84. When I was a child, I would blush whenever someone stared at me. Now, whenever someone stares at me, I make them blush.

85. As Lan Yan, I suddenly understood that Lan Yan is exercising the obligations of a boyfriend, but has no fucking rights as a boyfriend! Weird and funny QQ signature: Living is not the last word, living and being strong is the right principle

1. As long as I live, I will call you dear. my love

2. My man {hsl} 伱__ dares to last forever, and I __ dare to last forever./

3. Not all love can last after a breakup. Hypocritical friends.

4. ╰＇Hate yourself and fall in love with yourself. (I Hate Myself For Loving You.)

5. Is love equal? ??It is impossible. Whoever loves deeply will be in pain.

6. Struggle On the edge of loneliness but no one cares. Only then did I lament the miserable life. In the end, he was still miserable and lonely.

7. Falling in love is a kind of harm; breaking up is also a kind of relief.

8. Thank you for meeting me again after breaking up and giving me that gentle "hello".

9. We were still pledged to each other, but in the end it is not worth breaking up with a word of separation

10. Get out my oheart, you are a man who is unwilling to be lonely

11. Sisters We, we will never be separated in our lives.

12. Dear, why does someone else’s name appear in your information?

13. No matter how virtuous Chopin is, he can still express his sorrow

< p> 14. I feel sorry for you and want to hold you tightly.

15. Face this stupid life with a bullshit attitude︶╰

16. 潴尐尐, do you really love 尐尐?\\

17. Look up, smile, and tell yourself to come on!

18. み, み, Stubble in this world ┏ǒ┛岢狠濎厎ぺ︶ㄣ

19. Your name was born layer by layer on the other side of tears. One end.

20. I will use my affection to blackmail you into being gentle.

21. People who like flowers will pick flowers, but people who love flowers will water them.

22. The melancholy blue of defeat, the decadence of depression, the sadness of sorrow and purple

23. BMW, the perfect interpretation of the value of life!

24. I will use my greatest enthusiasm to act in this drama of life, not afraid of failure, loneliness and despair! I always believe that there will always be a rainbow after the rain!

25. Dear You said that I would go to Seoul to see the white cat wandering around in the morning.

26. ╭ I don’t dare to think about anything anymore. Can you make me happy╮

27. Distance is emotion The only killer.

28. How did I know that the most beautiful things are always in the palm of my hand.

29. Maybe my dependence is too persistent for you

30. I’m carrying you on your shoulders. 佽群徔爡

31.》:, I turned around and looked at ↘ne, there are always too many things to say in my heart.

32. My dear, will I stay with you in the next life?

33. ◆ ◇ ヽ Music, listen to you with your heart, love you with your heart. つ

34. My paranoia is a script that I will never understand.

35. The tattoo on the chest is a waste, but you are what I want to have most.

36. In a strange city, in an empty room, people are shouting and jerking silently.

37. You always said that I was your one and only, but you walked hand in hand with her. Is this what you call your only?

38. In the sad city, I am alone and whispering lonely.

39. ︶ I like to use memories to explain whether I still belong to Russia

40. ◆◇ヽ I always take him too seriously, and in the end I get hurt

41. I will survive strong without you. You said forget about you, I'm sorry, I didn't remember it from the beginning.

42. Giving up the young lady is a concession! Keeping the young lady is the bottom line?

43. - I have long been used to hearing these perfunctory excuses.

44. I am just a passer-by who accompanied me on a short carnival.

45. I have been hurt by the situation and I have been hurt by it.

46. ﹤﹦p Eyes Wearing glasses, there is nothing in your eyes.

47. ǒ^ I really want to do it. I experience the pain of life again and again

49. Now I am used to being alone, and it turns out that love is so difficult

50. Living is not the last word, living and being tough is the right one. .

51. Even if my life is a joke, at least I can make a few people laugh.

52. It is inevitable to encounter blows in life. But what can really knock you out is your attitude.

53. The richest people in the world are the ones who fall the most. The bravest person in the world is the one who gets up every time he falls!

54. Men, even if you are rebellious and free and easy when you are young, sooner or later you will work hard to become a woman.

55. Women, remember that you are not a man’s bicycle. You can ride it if you want.

56. Life is like a red-hot iron bar, it needs to be tempered many times before it can go well.

57. Behind a successful man there is always a woman who loves him.

58. A man can be miserable for a lifetime, but he must not be miserable for the woman who will be with you for a lifetime

59. Woman, you can love a man, but you can’t forget to love yourself

60. I would rather be punished by God than to be an upright man.

61. Zeng Jin said goodbye to Zeng Jin. The future is her own virtue!

62. Being woken up by the alarm clock early in the morning means that you are still alive.

63. Valentine’s Day has passed, but you are still alive.

64. I have died a humble death, please live bravely!

65. If you live one day, you are blessed and you should cherish it. When I cry and I have no shoes to wear, I find that someone has no feet.

66. Don’t rely on success or failure. As long as you are alive, you can make a comeback.

67. Even if there will be more suffering and torture in the future, I will live a good life with my faith.

68. A person is born and dies, but as long as you live, you must live in the best way.

69. Don’t be tired of love anymore, life is like a lottery ticket

70. Live proudly, this is what each of us should do.

71. When you are alive, you must live your own flavor

72. When I was young, I was forced to face the differences of this world with strength.

73. A person lives proudly, but exists with a humble heart.

74. The sign of an immature man is that he can make heroic sacrifices for his ideals, while the sign of a mature man is that he can live a humble life for his ideals.

75. That’s all for today, say a few words a day to prove that you are still alive.

76. Forbearance is a vision, tolerance is a mind, tolerance is a kind of understanding, tolerance is a life skill, and tolerance is a rule of wisdom.

77. Life will be wonderful if a woman lives for herself

78. Life is like a roller coaster, sometimes slow and sometimes caught off guard

79. As long as there is fragrance deep in your heart, life will have an undefeated spring.

80. Life is short, you should enjoy yourself in time.