I feel very sad. Do you have any funny jokes to tell me?

1, tell you a secret, I won the lottery, 5 million! I think it over, 654.38+00,000 yuan is used for disaster relief, 654.38+00,000 yuan is used for student aid, and the remaining 3 million yuan is divided equally, which is enough to help! Ok, forget it, I'm going to buy lottery tickets first!

My 6-year-old son refused to go to school when school started. My mother explained that children will go to school at the age of 6 until 15. Finally, my son asked with tears in his eyes, Do you remember to pick me up when I was 15 years old? !