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The classic story about sore throat makes you moved or laugh.
When people are uncomfortable, such as colds, fever and sore throats, they will have more emotions. Many people like to talk about liberation. Let's talk about these classic sore throats, which will move you and make you laugh. Let's have a look. 1, got a bad cold! I have a terrible sore throat, damn it, there will be a vocal competition in a few days, which makes me feel embarrassed! ! ! ! ! 2, the exam is really annoying, the key is that I have a bad cold, a sore throat and a bad mood. It's really a dog! I sneezed three times in the cold live broadcast room, and my throat was very uncomfortable. I hope someone is thinking about me, not that I really have a cold ... 4. My throat hurts so badly that I can't make people study hard at work. 5, cold, fever, sore throat, really want to burn my lungs, anyway, people in this world will not care about me. 6, such as the pain of stabbing the whole body, such as the pain of stabbing the heart. 7. The pain of breathing means not only missing, but also catching a cold. 8, the throat is a little itchy, the body feels hot, the rhythm of a cold! 10 I have a cold and my throat is killing me. I hope passers-by will wear more clothes and not catch a cold, although we are just passers-by. 1 1, you will catch a cold without an umbrella; If you are not strong, you will get hurt. 12, I am depressed, unhappy and inexplicably upset. This is probably because I have a cold in my heart. 13, flustered, short of breath, low air pressure, even unkind to God. 14, how pathetic do I have to be to get a little sympathy from you? 15, a little uncomfortable, uncomfortable, I don't know when it will get better! 16. Did you deliberately fail to recognize my nasal and coughing sounds, or did you not care at all? 17, the taste of illness is very uncomfortable, take care of yourself! 18. Make excuses for future leave. Don't say that you are seriously ill, have a stomachache, have a cold and have a fever, because I find it will be effective and I will retaliate against myself. 19, I caught a cold. The cold made me feel bad, but my heart felt worse because you were no longer with me. 20. You have a stomachache, you drink Starbucks, you have a cold, you eat vitamin C Yinqiao tablets, your hands are cold, you wear gloves, what is Lin Daiyu here? 2 1, it should be hard to play with someone like me who often has a fever and a cold, always borrows paper towels, has a headache, sleeps in my head and coughs and has a sore throat. 22, what is a cold sore throat! ! It's too uncomfortable. May I get well soon. 23. Love is like a cold. If you don't feel well, you should take an injection to take medicine. 24. I don't like being caught in the rain at all. This is a fact. Because my cold hurts, my eyes hurt, my nose hurts, my ears hurt, and my mouth hurts everywhere, I need an injection. I am most afraid of pain. 25. It turns out that the cold you told me was uncomfortable just to avoid me and accompany the woman who likes to steal other people's men. 26. Teenager, your girlfriend caught a cold. How dare you care about others? 27. What makes you say you love me? ! I have a cold and a fever, and I feel sick. Where are you? Do you know how uncomfortable I am now? I want someone to accompany me. Let's raise our hands silently for the students who have a cold in summer summer! Being with you makes me feel terrible. 29. Mom said, if you are sad, get caught in the rain, and the rain will wash away all unnecessary sadness for you. But mom didn't say how uncomfortable it would be to get caught in the rain without anyone hurting. 30, cough still eat potato chips, cold still wear short sleeves, dizziness and play mobile phones; Yes, this is you, a powerful creature on the earth: "female man." 3 1, youth is a heavy rain. Even if you catch a cold, I hope to shower it again in the future. I never see a doctor when I have a cold. We are all born soldiers! Thank you for your 999 Ganmaoling. Some people will never even say goodbye, never goodbye. I have caught a cold hundreds of times, and you still have a high fever. Don't be cold and hot to me, after all, I have poor resistance and I am prone to catch a cold. 36. I didn't know I was fragile until I got sick, and I was not as strong as I thought. 37. The greatest comfort when you are sick is to drink more water. The best answer is to open the door. 38. It's good to be cloudy for a long time, but it's good to be sick and uncomfortable. 39, sick, one person; Bored, hiding alone; Pain, a person blocking; Walking alone in the street; On the way, a person thought; At night, a person's bed ... gradually gets used to a person's life and becomes silent and indifferent. I don't want to talk about it, and I don't want to see it ... I'm not arrogant, I'm not fooling around, I'm just tired of those dependencies that may be lost at any time. 40. Happiness is not 999 roses. Not someone to accompany you around the world, but someone to accompany you when you are sick and bring you a cup of hot water. 4 1, I struggled desperately to clear my nose, and two baskets of toilet paper could not resist the endless flood. 42. I lamented my good acting skills. Even though my heart is shaking badly, my expression is perfect without any waves. 43. I am sick and need infusion. If you ask me what I have lost, the answer is: I miss your night. 44. Are you too patient to contact me, or do you not care at all? 45. I really envy those people who are concerned by many people when they are sick. 46. Without him, I have been ill. Give me the courage to forget him, okay? 47. There will always be people who worry about whether you will get sick without you. Seeing your happiness, there will always be someone who still loves you for so long. 48. I am sick. Where is my medicine? I have been looking for you for a long time. 49. You are my medicine. The more you take it, the more serious it is. I'm afraid I can't do it if I don't accept it. 50. get through it? Has it always been like this? Didn't anyone teach you to see a doctor when you were sick and to be cared for and loved? Girls don't need to be so strong. When people are uncomfortable, such as colds, fever and sore throats, they will have more emotions. Many people like to talk about liberation. Let's talk about these classic sore throats, which will move you and make you laugh. Let's have a look. 1, got a bad cold! I have a terrible sore throat, damn it, there will be a vocal competition in a few days, which makes me feel embarrassed! ! ! ! ! 2, the exam is really annoying, the key is that I have a bad cold, a sore throat and a bad mood. It's really a dog! I sneezed three times in the cold live broadcast room, and my throat was very uncomfortable. I hope someone is thinking about me, not that I really have a cold ... 4. My throat hurts so badly that I can't make people study hard at work. 5, cold, fever, sore throat, really want to burn my lungs, anyway, people in this world will not care about me. 6, such as the pain of stabbing the whole body, such as the pain of stabbing the heart. 7. The pain of breathing means not only missing, but also catching a cold. 8, the throat is a little itchy, the body feels hot, the rhythm of a cold! 10 I have a cold and my throat is killing me. I hope passers-by will wear more clothes and not catch a cold, although we are just passers-by. 1 1, you will catch a cold without an umbrella; If you are not strong, you will get hurt. 12, I am depressed, unhappy and inexplicably upset. This is probably because I have a cold in my heart. 13, flustered, short of breath, low air pressure, even unkind to God. 14, how pathetic do I have to be to get a little sympathy from you? 15, a little uncomfortable, uncomfortable, I don't know when it will get better! 16. Did you deliberately fail to recognize my nasal and coughing sounds, or did you not care at all? 17, the taste of illness is very uncomfortable, take care of yourself! 18. Make excuses for future leave. Don't say that you are seriously ill, have a stomachache, have a cold and have a fever, because I find it will be effective and I will retaliate against myself. 19, I caught a cold. The cold made me feel bad, but my heart felt worse because you were no longer with me. 20. You have a stomachache, you drink Starbucks, you have a cold, you eat vitamin C Yinqiao tablets, your hands are cold, you wear gloves, what is Lin Daiyu here? 2 1, it should be hard to play with someone like me who often has a fever and a cold, always borrows paper towels, has a headache, sleeps in my head and coughs and has a sore throat. 22, what is a cold sore throat! ! It's too uncomfortable. May I get well soon. 23. Love is like a cold. If you don't feel well, you should take an injection to take medicine. 24. I don't like being caught in the rain at all. This is a fact. Because my cold hurts, my eyes hurt, my nose hurts, my ears hurt, and my mouth hurts everywhere, I need an injection. I am most afraid of pain. 25. It turns out that the cold you told me was uncomfortable just to avoid me and accompany the woman who likes to steal other people's men. 26. Teenager, your girlfriend caught a cold. How dare you care about others? 27. What makes you say you love me? ! I have a cold and a fever, and I feel sick. Where are you? Do you know how uncomfortable I am now? I want someone to accompany me. Let's raise our hands silently for the students who have a cold in summer summer! Being with you makes me feel terrible. 29. Mom said, if you are sad, get caught in the rain, and the rain will wash away all unnecessary sadness for you. But mom didn't say how uncomfortable it would be to get caught in the rain without anyone hurting. 30, cough still eat potato chips, cold still wear short sleeves, dizziness and play mobile phones; Yes, this is you, a powerful creature on the earth: "female man." 3 1, youth is a heavy rain. Even if you catch a cold, I hope to shower it again in the future. I never see a doctor when I have a cold. We are all born soldiers! Thank you for your 999 Ganmaoling. Some people will never even say goodbye, never goodbye. I have caught a cold hundreds of times, and you still have a high fever. Don't be cold and hot to me, after all, I have poor resistance and I am prone to catch a cold. 36. I didn't know I was fragile until I got sick, and I was not as strong as I thought. 37. The greatest comfort when you are sick is to drink more water. The best answer is to open the door. 38. It's good to be cloudy for a long time, but it's good to be sick and uncomfortable. 39, sick, one person; Bored, hiding alone; Pain, a person blocking; Walking alone in the street; On the way, a person thought; At night, a person's bed ... gradually gets used to a person's life and becomes silent and indifferent. I don't want to talk about it, and I don't want to see it ... I'm not arrogant, I'm not fooling around, I'm just tired of those dependencies that may be lost at any time. 40. Happiness is not 999 roses. Not someone to accompany you around the world, but someone to accompany you when you are sick and bring you a cup of hot water. 4 1, I struggled desperately to clear my nose, and two baskets of toilet paper could not resist the endless flood. 42. I lamented my good acting skills. Even though my heart is shaking badly, my expression is perfect without any waves. 43. I am sick and need infusion. If you ask me what I have lost, the answer is: I miss your night. 44. Are you too patient to contact me, or do you not care at all? 45. I really envy those people who are concerned by many people when they are sick. 46. Without him, I have been ill. Give me the courage to forget him, okay? 47. There will always be people who worry about whether you will get sick without you. Seeing your happiness, there will always be someone who still loves you for so long. 48. I am sick. Where is my medicine? I have been looking for you for a long time. 49. You are my medicine. The more you take it, the more serious it is. I'm afraid I can't do it if I don't accept it. 50. get through it? Has it always been like this? Didn't anyone teach you to see a doctor when you were sick and to be cared for and loved? Girls don't need to be so strong.
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