Don't be afraid to meet hooligans, be more hooligans than hooligans.

He knows that twisted melons are not sweet, but he doesn't like melons.

to turn your dream into reality, the first step is to wake up.

beauty is in the eye of affection, but an idiot is in the eye of ruthlessness.

I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

for a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.

classic sentence: nothing is wrong, nothing is money.

Women, showing wisdom is sexier than showing thighs.

I'm depressed, especially in the mood to tell the world.

The classroom is a place where the living stay. If you are too noisy, you can go to the morgue.

It's not that I'm turning the corner, it's that your brain cells are exhausted.

Gold always glows, so you glass slag can only reflect light.

Don't do anything after graduation, be my wife.

When you receive a red envelope, it says, "Let's have another packet"

All winds and cooling that don't aim at snowing are hooligans.

This wind is really obscene, and it makes my lips dry.

people laugh at me for being too wild, and I laugh at them for not being open.

Say that a woman is a disaster, but you are a disaster.

If you smile for less than ten years, you will not be killed directly.

Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say

Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

I wear tights not to show my figure, but to prevent thieves.

Boss, have a bottle of 52 so that I can stick my broken heart together.

if wages can rise as fast as house prices, the world will be really lovely.

Classic Quotation: If you are an angel, the price of seeing you is my death.

I enjoy a moment's blank in my brain every day, and my thoughts are simpler.

don't be afraid of hooligans, you are more hooligans than hooligans.

Youth is running wildly and then falling down beautifully.

it's not that I can't read, but that books don't let me understand.

besides sulfuric acid, there is makeup remover.

Nostalgia is not because of how good that time was, but because you were young at that time.

When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to cross too.

This classmate is so rude that he doesn't even talk to me in class. I am more rogue than a rogue.

I smiled at myself in the mirror and said, It's good to be a heartless woman.

"man" has a kind of hegemony that can't be replaced; "woman" has a kind of gentleness and exclusiveness;

Actually, I'm not that strong, just trying to be brave again and again.

It's not terrible to meet hooligans. I'm more hooligans than hooligans.

When we were young, we desperately wanted to grow up. When we grew up, we found that childhood was the most flawless.

explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is a fact. So everything, no explanation.

I don't care, you don't care, what will happen to us

In the last hour of holding hands with you, I found that I still love you. ☆。

I'm not a straw boat, and you're not Zhuge Liang. Your "bitch" doesn't need to throw a sunflower at me

, a flower grinning at the sun.

don't tease me, sister-in-law will make you a legend. ——

We don't accept gifts on holidays this year, but we accept apples when we receive gifts.

You tore your heart out and cried, but we didn't quit, so we had to sigh helplessly.

I'm not super Mary, and I can't get the RMB you want.

I was afraid I wouldn't be at home when I was in The Pursuit of Happyness, so I stayed at home all the time.

In the early morning, the sun was shining and my smile was bright. I gave you roses, and I had a lingering fragrance in my hand. At dusk, the old vine looks gloomy. You return my roses, and my hands are bruised.

The road to success is always in construction.

I once passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scraped and no sparks were sparked.

Tired is the feeling for the plate after eating the food on the plate.

I was sexy when I was a child, and my ass was exposed every day.

Confucius said, if you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right.

Today, I fished for a QQ drift bottle, and I fished for one, but it collapsed at first sight! "one more bottle of

is about to hit the third grade, but I haven't had enough.

It is not necessarily gold that glitters, but a light bulb; It's not necessarily diamonds that shine, but plastics.

if the score is not high, just pass; Learning is not deep, cheating is spiritual; I'm a classroom, but I'm heartless ...

The exam is coming, but it's a shame that everyone else is reviewing while I'm previewing. What's more, I didn't review as well as others. It is not terrible to love funny hooligans in North China, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture

1. Cherish life and stay away from Cheng Feng.

2. People are in heaven and money is in the bank.

3. There are thousands of Chinese sons and daughters. If it's really no good, we'll change! You play double suicide in this era!

4. Love species! Contemporary Liang Shanbo, four-eyed Romeo.

5. Facing the blue problem of your private life, we choose to fight side by side and share the same enemy.

6. Change a car. The car is a man's face. A man can be hit anywhere, but not in the face.

7. You can't take revenge on your father as a career!

8. No matter what listed companies are called outside, they are actually no different from the wonton stalls downstairs. In this process, the emperors will be the only ones, and the loyal ministers and dutiful sons of all shareholders will do whatever they say.

9. I met someone recently, and she made me feel that I had lost all my martial arts and skills.

1. Didn't you claim to win all the male animals in three days?

11. Never mention the word Lin Xia to me. It's terrible. Lin Xia is fiercer than a tiger ...

12. The wind is rustling and the water is cold, so he won't return it until he takes the order.

13. I grew up watching that grandson. I know him just like a farmer's uncle knows shit.

14. "You are sick." "What's wrong with me? You have medicine."

15. Rogues are not to be feared, but they are afraid of being educated.

16. Is that a mobile phone or a massager?

17. The highest level of going to work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

18. I don't see you being so active in paying taxes. Why are you so excited when someone commits suicide?

19. The ninth floor of the magical power of love, the highest realm of the law of hunting for beauty: the blind bear breaks the corn, and one breaks and one loses.

2. In today's society, love is the equivalent exchange of weighing two pounds. The only difference is whether you sell dollars or RMB.

21. In life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership nor even love, just for meeting that person in my best years.

23. Although I'm not an impatient person, I'm not a person once I get impatient.

24. You can't keep what you can buy, and no one can take what you can't buy.

25. If a man can't handle a woman, what do you think he can handle?

26. "Are you wrong?" "What's wrong with me?" "I shouldn't have done harm for the people"

27. Do you know what triggered the final breakup between Wu Di and me? -I have a crush on a pair of shoes, 3,5 yuan. Wu Di can't afford it, and Andy bought it for me.

28. Anyway, no matter what kind of men I'm with, it's our women who get hurt in the end. Then why don't I find a rich one? Even if I can't rely on them, I can still rely on their money!

29. Wu Di! Can you believe that when you leave this door today, my back foot will set off a bloody storm in the women's field in Beijing? Can you believe it!

3. Mr. Wang, I came to thank you specially today. During the crucial four years of my life, from the age of 3 to 7, you gave me all the care and love, which made me well-proportioned and handsome today.

31. When I grow up, I will be a doctor if I am a woman, and a policeman if I am a man.

32. Usually, if a woman is nice to a man, she won't miss her previous one any more. This is based on the nature that all female animals need to be loyal to a male animal, so as to wholeheartedly cultivate the next generation created with her.

33. To be exact, a woman is not in love with two men at the same time, but comparing them at the same time.

34. Four beauties in Beijing have been gathered, including Lin Xia, which is as fiery as summer, Shen Bing, which is as fresh as winter, Leng Yan, Yang Zixi, which is as bright as spring, and Xiaowujie, which is as enchanting as autumn!

hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid of being literate-talk about funny classics

I am even more afraid of seeing such bottomless mourning sacrifices under his eyes.

loneliness is a physical feeling, and loneliness is a mental state.

I am not a customer service staff, so you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

Even if there is no distance, love is a long-distance race.

The person in the dream wakes up and goes to him.

It's not loneliness, it's spring. Sister's name is not loneliness < P >, but it's easy to mix in ancient times. If you cut it off, you can become a civil servant.

I'm not the Mona Lisa, and I won't smile at everyone.

believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't even pull it off!

According to the pig's aesthetics, I'm basically a handsome guy.

Don't tell me that you love me. I feel sick after listening to this sentence.

Besides teeth, there is also love.

gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

people who have traveled all over the brothel are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

Listen to your words and save me ten books.

I want to have puppy love, but it's already late.

My mind is a little small, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but not without it!

if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; People make me again, and I will give you a shot; People still attack me, and exterminate the roots.

The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. I'm not afraid of being stopped by thousands of people, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

People's life is like taking a shit, and sometimes you've worked hard and all you can get out is a fart.

The longer I have contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Marriage is like a maze, and those who build it have already lost their way first.

it's not difficult to drive, I'm afraid there are new people.

I didn't mean to be different, so how can I have outstanding taste?

a tough life needs no explanation.

Don't talk to me about feelings, which hurt money.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of being mentally ill is that you must have a brain.

You will suddenly find out after meeting me. It turns out that handsome can be so specific!

After listening to your words, the only way to achieve happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

Tongue lasts longer than teeth, and software lasts longer than hardware.

it's easy to hide in the open, but it's hard to prevent in the dark.

When the bird is big, there are hooligans in all Woods.

It's not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

There is no if in life, only consequences and results.

if beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

Tongue lives longer than teeth, and software lives longer than hardware.

playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically.

hearing a name and remembering something makes the city quiet and make people tremble.

if beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

Tongue lives longer than teeth, and software lives longer than hardware.

protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

Flowers often belong to cow dung instead of people who appreciate them.

When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood; when I grew up, smiling was an expression.

if you want to be distinguished before others, you must suffer after others.

Grandfathers come from grandsons.

some people look much better when they make masks.

how I wish I could grow old with you accidentally.

I've never been willing to tell you. I have always had a feeling that we can't be separated in this life.