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What are the sentences that express feelings about married life? How do you read it?

Life before marriage and after marriage is always different, especially many girls will have a lot of feelings about life after marriage. What are the sentences that express feelings about married life? I have compiled a collection of related sentences for you. Let's have a look!

1, suspicion is the biggest hidden danger of marriage.

2. Which wife is not sitting on the crater?

3. A woman's gentleness is the most deadly weapon.

People say that marriage is a besieged city, but I think your home is a prison?

5, wife, you are too great! I love you more at this moment!

6. You are safe when you come. When a woman marries, she must devote herself to her family.

7. Yang Guo: How can you be a cook? The whole thing? Undercover? Ah.

8. Can't family and career achieve complete balance, and can't they achieve balance as much as possible?

9. A moment is too short. Try to extend this moment to a lifetime, understand?

10, because there is love, so don't give up, feelings are the driving force to solve all problems.

1 1. Women are all born as Lin Daiyu, but the frequency of losing their temper is different?

12, life is fun. If you treat it with a playful attitude, it will be full of fun.

13. Marriage is a war between men and women for the right to speak and control economic power.

14, it's really not easy to marry a second-time man. Just being a stepmother is enough to get used to it for a while.

15, you women love fantasy. Do you imagine marriage as a beautiful mirage?

16. New aesthetic standards are popular now. Finding a woman's preferred figure depends on family wealth!

17, what is there to show off? Dishonorable! Can your marriage not fail? Second palace? What?

You are sick! You are numb. It's torture, but you should tickle and enjoy it.

19, you are confused! My wife is not a bird. You think it's enough to throw a few millet into the cage?

20. I will not wait on my wife. What do you care? Anyway, I have been to the bridal chamber twice!

2 1. It doesn't matter what woman is smart or stupid. Men have their own standards.

22. As the saying goes, wild dogs come in because the fence is not fastened firmly. It's time for me to reinforce the bunker and repair the wall!

23, girls don't like to take the initiative to pay for meals, and there is money to buy cosmetics to cut double eyelids.

24. I can't guarantee harmony with you every day, but striving for constant harmony is my future goal!

25, men sacrifice for the family, that is called humiliation; Women want to do business, that is, yin and yang are reversed!

26. Anything that is conducive to family stability is interesting, and anything that is not conducive to defending marriage is boring.

27. I can't guarantee that I can make you comfortable every day, but basically comfort is my future direction!

28. A man's career is like a woman's measurements. The gold content of a gentleman lies in the success or failure of this cause!

29. When you are in love, you only see each other's advantages. Married, all the shortcomings are left behind, and the navel is also a scar.

30. Even if you are married, you should wear shackles and dance! If you want absolute freedom, don't get married at all.

3 1. Calling the right number at the right time is romantic, and calling the wrong number at the wrong time is harassment?

32. If a woman is too smart, she will be self-righteous everywhere. If she doesn't take men seriously, men will suffer!

33. The man's contribution is to pay the money on a monthly basis, and the woman's sacrifice is the whole body and mind, which is the future of freedom and happiness!

34, communication, communication, this word is so fashionable that anyone can say it, but it is really not easy to think of it smoothly.

35. How much happiness do you have to bear? How can there be a free lunch in the world? This is the basic price to pay for realizing the ideal.

36, between men and women, in addition to the relationship between lovers and couples, is it possible that it is just a simple friendship?

37. A woman is still a woman after all, and she can only find herself with the positive recognition, support and attention of men.

38. As the ancients said, Jie Jun is the one who understands the times. To say the least, he should bow his head when it is time to bow his head. This does not affect the image of a gentleman!

39. Why would a man rather find a stupid woman who has nothing but burning money than a smart woman who can help him create wealth?

40. What happened to the strong woman? Is it a disaster for a woman to be strong? Is that all you men can put up with? Is the psychological quality too bad?

4 1, men are responsible for hunting, women are responsible for nesting, and men have to undertake the task of farming, so they can't add mental burden to their wives.

42. Some questions should be thorough, while others should be thorough? Difficult to be confused? ! Especially family problems, don't be too sober and serious!

43. However, few social elites can't blow bubbles. The hero blows bubbles, and the bear blows bubbles.

44. It is said that? Happy marriage? This thing is like beef jerky hanging in front of a dog's nose, which is usually invisible?

45. If a family wants peace, either a woman sacrifices or a man gives in. Both want to get the upper hand, so which is better? Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain.

46. If couples in China are as educated, rational and intelligent as you two, I think the divorce rate will be greatly reduced.

47. Xu Xiaoning: This is the monkey Sun who got into the belly of Princess Iron Fan. On the surface, he was eaten by his wife. In fact, I control her life!

Being a good housewife and mother is a woman's greatest skill. Why do you have to sharpen your head and vomit blood to compete with men for resources and territory?

49. Do you men think that women's success will pose a threat to men? Understandably, after all, there are limited resources and few opportunities on this planet.

50. What is the slogan now? Don't marry a good man Because I want to die when I meet a good man and a good woman. When you have him, you are bound to be remembered by others?

5 1, life is trivial, how can there be so many earth-shattering events? The secret of happiness is to be enthusiastic about everything, big and small!

52. In the era of Confucius, it was happiness for adults and children to go for an outing, sing songs and bask in the sun together. Now, how much wealth they have and how successful they are!

53. Women should pay attention to their appreciation after marriage, and don't accidentally change from a hot blue-chip stock to a junk stock that nobody cares about.

54. A well-run marriage is a honeypot; If the management is not good, it will be a fire pit at best. What's wrong with a fire pit as long as it's cooked comfortably? Warm!

55. If a woman is too confident, she will be naive. Now, who still believes that a Liu Xiahui can sit still? Even if there was before, there will never be again?

56, highly educated, high quality, high income? Three tall women? It's out of date What now? Three z girls? There are markets, beautiful women, knowledge and capital.

57. Men are like this. You can't do it without paying attention to him. He said you didn't do your wife's job well, and you couldn't do it if you paid too much attention to him. He said you stared at him all day, out of breath!

58. The man looked at the woman with animal instinct. The more he looks at them, the stronger his desire is, just as a cat looks at a fishbone and a dog looks at a bone. It is difficult to remain silent for a long time.

59. Men are wild animals and should be kept everywhere. If one day he feels that he is not free, he will try his best to break the rope in your hand and run away at night.

60. The advantage of women is that they are softer, more skilled and more resilient when dealing with problems. They are not as impatient and impulsive as men, and they are so self-respecting and self-respecting!

6 1, I have no ability to earn money to support my family like you, and I can only share the success of men. But this is nothing, women are born to share the fruits of men's victory!

62. You said this is a deep prison. Why don't I have any desire to escape? Fundamentally speaking, our family is still warm and lovely, so I don't think it is a prison.

63. When husband and wife live, they should have an attitude of falling in love every day. Just like making cakes, they must add some honey, sugar and cream to their relationship every day?

64. Once again, I realized that it is more difficult for women to achieve something than men. They must have the spirit of being invincible and dragging their feet, and they must have the momentum of not bowing their heads!

65. I have seen through it. For you men, it is not feasible to rely solely on words instead of war. When necessary, we should not only touch the soul, but also punish the body, which is helpful for long-term memory.

66. Don't think that men are really afraid of their wives. That's because we are cultured and we respect women! If you women mistakenly take men's fear of their wives seriously and push your nose to your face, you will be mistaken into a minefield!

67. Being a wife is much more difficult than being a parent now! How can a woman be so tired? Is defending marriage really like a war? It's still a protracted war. It's not enough to be brave without planning.

Although I admire successful women, I don't want an aggressive woman to fall asleep in my bed. If your career is successful, your temperament remains the same, and you are so gentle and lovely, that is another matter.

69. According to the latest scientific research, men's marriage is purely biological instinct, which is driven by desires and interests. To put it bluntly, he just wants to find a legal partner, solve his physiological needs and reproduce by the way.

70. Strong women are generally shrews! If women always think that they are better than men and always hold back their competition with men, over time, male characteristics will definitely be obvious! Psychological suggestion is easy to cause physiological reaction.