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Send a humorous talk about insomnia. Let's talk about sleeping anecdotes.
I want to taste wine in the middle of the night, but I don't have porridge in the morning. I may lose sleep again.
3. Make a living first, then have sex. I can't sleep at night, and finally I can't resist the torture of rabbits.
4. I will apply a mask in the morning to make up for last night's insomnia, but once I miss some courage, it seems that I can never make up for it.
5. Is it normal to go to America for a while when you are insomnia?
6.i don't understand. I'm a junior. I have a holiday tomorrow and can't sleep.
7. The excitement the day before going home every day is estimated to lead to insomnia today. Then come back after being beaten to death by my mother.
8. Why can't you sleep? Is it because I can't leave my motherland for a moment? ...
9. I dare not drink the tea I bought because I am afraid of insomnia. I'm immune to coffee. It's completely a drink, but tea is stronger in Chata.
10. And insomnia caused by suddenly remembering "I can still roast chicken wings like this" in the middle of the night.
1 1. Everything has two sides. I have insomnia recently, and there is nothing wrong with my heart. I just can't sleep all night!
12. calorie restriction, estrogen decline and insomnia are the curses of all mothers in the world.
13. Go to bed early and don't let every hair lose sleep. Have a gentle dream, full of all kinds of things in the world.
14. I lost sleep again last night. I only slept for about two hours. I am so busy today that I don't even feel sleepy.
15. Anyway, I will get off work tomorrow. This idea excites me. This does not belong to insomnia, but to a pleasant late night.
16. My eyes were swollen all day. Last night, I didn't suffer from insomnia, tears or abnormality.
17. I want to eat fried noodles, instant noodles and Spanish mackerel jiaozi. I'm so hungry that I can't sleep.
18. Three things happen every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.
19. Just because I am too idle, I have the energy to lose sleep, so I have the mind to be melodramatic.
20. I hope the last sheep you count on in sleepless nights is me.
2 1. I hope I won't lose sleep again today. I think I need sleeping pills for a few days.
22. I think that half of the worries of girls who are still insomnia at this time are "I will definitely start to lose weight tomorrow".
23. I drank a cup of coffee I've never drunk before today, and I can't sleep until now. Goodbye, this shop.
24. Sometimes I feel too bright to sleep at all, and sometimes I turn on the night light before going to bed.
25. Insomnia, remembering many things and many people; Happy and sad. Tell yourself: the dreamer keeps walking, no matter how far the road is, he will not be lonely.
26. Continuous insomnia, like a cold, and the trend of fever!
27. Insomnia is so serious, it is really not a lack of security, but a fear that anyone will come into my heart.
Can't sleep at night. Talk about insomnia. I can't sleep!
First, don't blame the person you once loved everywhere after the love, saying that TA is useless. It's not necessary. Since you can't keep your heart, it's better to leave the purity of your feelings and dust off, which will greatly reduce the value of your memories.
Second, there are countless good people in the world, but meeting you is enough.
Third, break up suddenly, insomnia. Today, I am sorry. I accidentally killed you.
Do you think that I love you, and I am tortured by thoughts every day, and I can't sleep without your good night? Is it easy?
I don't want to get up when I think that there are many things to do today. I'm too tired to sleep every time. Fortunately, I still have half a bottle of red wine.
The time we spent in love grew wings, and when we parted, they became our spiritual pillars.
Seven, didn't sleep well last night, insomnia, court today, good luck!
Eight, insomnia, idle and boring to do your own problems!
Nine, sleepless nights drift by slowly, and there is nothing to hinder the heart of missing.
Ten, broke up, every night will think of the previous plot, and then insomnia.
Eleven, insomnia. I can't cry. I'm a little nervous. After talking to my mother, she made me reflect. I will reflect. It's so cold. I feel worse than before. I used to be super greedy and afraid of heat, but now I am afraid of cold. Even if everyone feels hot, I will be cold.
Twelve, how strong you have to be to forget.
Thirteen, insomnia, not sleepy!
14. If you lie in bed every night, don't make up stories, don't set roles, close your eyes and start acting in your mind, you will definitely lose sleep.
Fifteen, the heart is micro-moving, but far away, things are not right, people are not right, things are not right, and the past cannot be chased.
Do you think that I love you, and I am tortured by thoughts every day, and I can't sleep without your good night? Is it easy?
17. [Insomnia, My Love]
Eighteen, a person, a city, a lifetime of heartache.
I'm afraid you've fallen asleep in the middle of the night, but I think you've thought of insomnia, and we can only meet in our dreams.
Life is a huge insomnia. We are all awake and half awake.
We used to be classmates at the same table. Please accept my affectionate blessing when we wave goodbye.
Twenty-two, there is a kind of injury, pain, pain, pain to the right ventricle, and then suffocation.
Twenty-three, insomnia, can not sleep!
Twenty-four, what you once paid for is called love, and it has already vanished.
25. You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.
26. I don't know what loneliness is. I haven't felt the joy of falling in love yet. Leaving you today, I feel lonely and lost for the first time.
Twenty-seven, watching other people's stories, shedding your own tears.
Twenty-eight, if one night I sobbed insomnia, it is because I miss me, I miss you.
Twenty-nine, memory is a very tired thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.
Can you let me know who really cares and who will cry for me when you die?
Insomnia can't sleep. Tell me.
1, I have looked back at you 500 times, but every time you turn away from me.
When we break up, I would rather bite the bullet than say a weak word.
If you want to have a perfect friendship, you may never find a friend.
4, the most humble but love, the most cool thin but heart.
5, waiting, not to touch you, just want to keep yourself from leaving.
6. The happiness on the face can be seen by others, but who can feel the pain in the heart?
7. From love at first sight to love for a long time, we had a process but there was no result.
8, there is constant music, but there is no constant person, constant love.
9. The night is very quiet and dumb, which gives the inexplicable power of missing.
10, if you can't give up and continue to like it, at least your heart will not be empty.
1 1, leave some way for others, maybe your next step has been paved.
12, life will change every day, and it is worthwhile to look forward to it.
13, you are a rare favor in my life, but I am the pub you happened to pass by.
14, I'm not as strong as you think. Why can't you see what I'm doing to be brave?
15, I remember you once appeared in my life, so real.
16, all love will be hot with a little loneliness and sadness.
17, you always try to find his shadow in everything, so you are unhappy.
18, we can't change yesterday, we can't predict tomorrow, we can only grasp today.
19, slowly you will believe that nothing is unforgivable and no one will be with you forever.
20. Waiting is not for you to come back, but for an excuse not to leave.
2 1, it is better to be a child, and a candy is enough to forget everything.
22. The good things in life suddenly disappear, leaving only despair.
23. I don't cry or laugh. Quietly, from the other side, flowers bloom and fall. Year after year.
24, there is a kind of beauty, called once; There is a dream, called the past; There is a kind of pain called memory.
25. I looked through my previous diary and looked at our dribs and drabs, but my tears still stayed.
26. The man who once said that my eyes smile and my dimples look good disappeared.
27. When I am alone, I always wonder if I can be alone.
28, your promise, I will nod and smile, and then, only wait.
29. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told.
30. Be a passerby or passerby with a warm sense of alienation.
3 1, inexplicable irritability, fidgeting, what to remove.
How many people feed a hypocritical beast with a sincere heart.
33. Those vanished memories can't find any trace now, so what should be used to interpret the original persistence?
34. When I dream of you, you will dream of me, which is great.
Your ownership belongs to me, but you are gone.
36. If you want to tame a person, you will weep.
37. Some people give you their hearts, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them.
I opened and closed the drawer, but I still didn't see the time machine.
39. The most precious thing is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you.
40, crazy smoking, deleted your photo, without you, I seem to have lost the whole day.
4 1, facing the computer screen, my heart is blank.
42, this night is so lonely, I inexplicably found that I miss you.
43. Not everyone can keep a low profile. The premise of keeping a low profile is to keep a high profile at all times.
44. Why do you take some people and things so seriously?
45, man, you can not be handsome, but you must be fresh and clean.
46. Memory is like a thread, which contains thoughts. Missing is like heart, and it hurts deeply.
47. After breaking contact and missing, the last hope has vanished, and my heart is so tired. Does it hurt?
48. If love is hard to put in your hands, why not put these hands in your heart?
49. The recent state is like waiting for someone who can never wait.
50. There is a person in my heart who has been waiting for a year and will continue to wait.
5 1, repeat a song, whether you are listening to the song or yourself.
52. My world is so quiet that I can hear my heartbeat.
53. A person who loves you will not be indifferent when he sees your tears.
54. You got me drunk and broke my heart. I take all my sins with me and try my best to make amends.
55. How sad, even if the phone is turned off for a few days, no one will find it.
56. Time flies and you have left. Long time no contact, often worried.
57. I didn't know the bitterness of love until I hated it, and I didn't know how to choose until I was relieved.
58. Love is a play. If you play well all your life, you will not play well for a while.
59. Is there such a person that you promised to be each other's bridesmaids?
60. What can I say about being strong? Even god is so hesitant.
6 1, forever, what a pale word. But it makes so many people happy and desperate.
Don't insult my pure heart with your thoughtfulness.
63. Parting and reunion are life that is constantly staged. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.
64. My limit is here. I should stop obsessing. I have to admit that I lost it.
I will always remember you until one day I don't even remember myself.
66. The most terrible thing about distance is that you don't know whether that person is missing you or has forgotten you.
67. Every second after breaking up is sad. How much love can you start over?
68. No heartless person has ever experienced heartache for someone.
I always feel lost when I see you playing with her.
70. When love comes, will you remember our first time?
7 1, looking for a harbor that belongs to me all my life, and making my heart stop beating.
72. Some mistakes in life are doomed, such as liking you.
73, time, sometimes you are really too slim, please eat more!
74. The back is so clear that you can know that I am crying behind my back.
I just never want to leave you again, not for a quarter of an hour.
76. If I have the chance to meet you, I don't want to be alone!
77. In love, you never know who you hurt first.
78. Is there anyone whose name you don't want to expose?
79. I love you heartbreakingly, but you smile mercilessly.
80. It's more interesting to look at you with your mouth open and pretend to be forced than to expose you.
8 1, I seem to see the man with a blue umbrella standing in the rain and fog and smiling at me.
Can you pretend that you are leaving me, so at least I will feel better.
83. If I could start over, I would definitely pass you by.
84. You can't love if you don't love. If we break up, bye. Don't say we can't get along.
85. Just stop occasionally to miss and move on.
86. The most painful distance is that you are not with me, but in my heart.
87. My youth no longer has gorgeous qualifications and can only be described by low-key and humble words.
Talk about the mood of insomnia (49)
First, those troubles that keep you awake will become stars in the sky.
Second, your good night is the best sleeping pill in the world.
Third, this is really the last time to say good night and feel sad because of you. Tomorrow I will step into a new world.
Fourth, because of those past events, I couldn't sleep all night, and my dreams were vague.
5. You are an April day on earth. Laughter lit up the surrounding wind. Good night
6. I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night and sang my mood, so I had to go to the balcony to find another dream.
I'm so sleepy and tired, but I can't sleep. It's really self-abuse, alas.
Eight, all the unhappiness and dissatisfaction during the day, after you have a good night, all sink to the bottom of the sea.
Nine, add day shifts during the day, not sleepy; If I work late at night, I can't sleep. (white plus black)
Ten, listen to too many outside voices. I really forgot to listen to my voice. So, I want to turn off all external voices and listen to my inner voice. What if I eat too much at night and can't sleep?
Eleven, your good night, can rival the whole starry sky.
12. Forget it until that wonderful night. Don't burn yourself out.
A good laugh and a good sleep are good medicines. good night
I say good morning, good afternoon and good night to you every day. You just say oh.
Fifteen, after drinking coffee, not only insomnia, stomach discomfort, fashion is not up. ...
Sixteen, I really can't change it. Inspiration broke out in the dark, forcing me to sleep at night and having no spirit in class.
Seventeen, there is no good night, which has nothing to do with me, but there is a story buried in my heart. I toss and turn, want to enter your city and say good night to you and me.
You say good night to me because you don't know what good night means.
Dear yourself, if you can, please give yourself a good night before going to bed. Good night, good night. Peace of mind.
Twenty, your depression is melodramatic, your procrastination is lazy, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is carefree, and your insomnia is not sleepy at all.
Twenty-one, always wandering between insomnia and drowsiness.
Twenty-two, the appearance can be doubted, and the appearance can be known. Good night and sweet dreams.
Twenty-three, the sequelae of altitude sickness-insomnia
Your good night is the best sleeping pill in the world.
I say good morning, good afternoon and good night to you every day, but you say it.
Twenty-six, I am in a state of anxiety every day. I can't sleep at night and wake up early in the morning. I have too many things to think about.
Twenty-seven, class can treat students' insomnia.
Let me have a good night with you and have a sweet dream. I won't lose sleep.
Twenty-nine, forget it. Good night there. Don't burn yourself out.
Say good morning to the sun and good night to the moon every day.
3 1. I want to sleep more every day. I have been insomnia for half a year. I slept well these days. I will never wait for dawn for less than five hours with my eyes open again.
32. What's wrong with me? I'm upset and insomnia. Why does it feel like everything is meaningless?
33. If you are unhappy, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach
Thirty-four, I am most afraid of not greeting, I am most afraid of missing at night, and I am most afraid of insomnia after good night.
Thirty-five, if you are not happy, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach
What I like best is your bad news. If you die, I don't think I will lose sleep.
Thirty-seven, the couch seems to be asleep, and the skirt is wet at night. Holding a white forehead, half a dream intoxicated the world.
Thirty-eight, I a person's insomnia, a person's space. One person, two people are missing. A person's seat, a person thinking of a person.
I don't want to lose sleep alone, because I'm really scared.
Forty, can't sleep in the middle of the night, go to the convenience store to buy some delicious food to take home ~
Forty-one, I have been particularly sensitive to coffee recently, and I have been insomnia for several days because of drinking coffee ...
42. I went bankrupt three times, but I never lost sleep for a minute.
Forty-three, the alarm clock ticks and my ears snore like thunder. I'm sleepy, but I can't sleep.
Forty-four, I can't sleep. I woke up, so did I.
Forty-five, I can't sleep without putting some water in my eyes every day.
Forty-six, I've really been in a wine jar recently ~ I'm so sleepy but I can't sleep.
Insomnia is a disease, and lovelorn is a pain.
48, melting ice cream, sunset, disappointed expectation, rainy summer, sleepless night, you will leave.
Forty-nine, I can't sleep in the middle of the night, sighing that my male god is so cute.
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