Send a circle of friends on Valentine's Day. Funny sentences of Valentine's Day are sent to friends circle.

1, if there is no object, give me a name, no one.

There are so many couples in the street, as in previous years, they regretted having a girlfriend as soon as I appeared.

I think you not only secretly finished your homework, but also secretly found someone before Valentine's Day.

Please put down your mobile phone, put your computer in front of you and look out the window. That's the world you live in. Go out and prepare a Valentine's Day gift for me.

5. Decided to play all day on Valentine's Day, and eliminated a couple.

6, you just show love, this person will count me as a loser next year.

7. On Valentine's Day, Edison went shopping with a couple and came home. He invented the light bulb.

Notice: There will be a slight earthquake tonight. The epicenter was located in hotels, lawns, cars, etc. The earthquake was not particularly strong, accompanied by a slight buzz. Please don't panic.

9. Even if the whole world is spreading dog food, I will eat it with you.

10, Valentine's Day is coming. Don't keep those who secretly love me. How can I let you know what despair is if you don't tell me?

1 1. Don't ask me how I spent Valentine's Day. I can only say that I laughed it off.

12, are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? I sit to eat and don't talk. I'll leave after eating. Really, I can take your picture. I can modify six photos.

13, tomorrow's Valentine's Day, if you have no date, you can tell me about Aite. I'll carry this pot.

14, Valentine's Day, please hold the flowers for your girlfriends. If the rose sticks poke me, I can't get up without 3.5 million.