Chatting jokes in the live broadcast room

Chatting and joking in the live broadcast room

Chatting and joking in the live broadcast room. Chatting is a skill that anchors must master. In each time period of the Douyin live broadcast room, the audience has different requirements for the anchor. In many cases, the anchor has to rely on himself to enliven the atmosphere of the entire live broadcast room. The following are the jokes in the live broadcast room. Chatting jokes in the live broadcast room 1

1. A chicken laughed at a duck for being ugly. The duck said unhappily: "I am not the same as ordinary people." The chicken said dismissively: "You are no better. , isn’t it just a duck that eats soft rice?”

2. A group of animals gathered together to celebrate birth. Gecko: “I am the most allergic among crocodiles.” Toad: “I am the most allergic among frogs. "Octopus: "I am the innocent among squids."

3. When Mosquito reached the age of marriage, his mother told him, "Find someone like a spider, who is at least a networker!" Dad said. Said: "Find someone who is like a bat, at least a pilot!" Then a fly flew over and said: "Solving the problem of food and clothing is the most important thing. Look at the person who is reading the text message, he can make you feast for the rest of your life!" "

4. A woodpecker was catching bugs in a big tree. At this time, a fox came over and said: "Beautiful Miss Woodpecker, can you give me a kiss?" The woodpecker said: "I can kiss you. Do you want to eat it?"

5. The animals held a low-carbon environmental protection conference. The kangaroo said: "Every time I go shopping, I bring my own reusable bag and never use plastic bags that pollute the environment." The spider said: "Now in the low-carbon era, I seldom go online, and I concentrate on doing cross-stitch!"; The mosquito randomly pressed the silent firefly next to it, and the firefly became angry, "What are you doing? I'm looking for the power switch, save electricity!" "

6. The donkey and the pony are husband and wife and have lived together all their lives. Before the pony died, the pony asked the donkey: "Do you love me or not? Why have you never kissed me?" The donkey's heart was as sharp as a knife. Cut, with a look of helplessness on his face: "Oh! I love you, but there is a house rule in my family, 'The lip of the donkey is not the mouth of the horse'!"

7. At the class reunion, the cat led the panda, and gave it to everyone Introduction: "This is my child." Everyone screamed: "You married a bear." The snake didn't claim a child. The cat asked: "Why don't you pick up the child?" Snake: "I have too many children. I don’t know which one to take.” Everyone was confused, and the snake said shyly, “I’m married to a mouse.” “A nest of snakes and mice,” everyone yelled.

8. The nightingale sang so beautifully that the little donkey came to be his apprentice. The nightingale refused without thinking. The little donkey angrily asked the nightingale. Why did the nightingale say: "You really have no talent in singing." It says in the dictionary that a donkey will never change even if it brays!"

9. On Christmas Day, Santa Claus was welcomed in the forest. Santa Claus, who has a long white beard, promises the animals in the forest one wish. The animals in the forest shouted in unison: "We are going back ten million years ago!" Santa Claus asked in confusion: "Why?" The animals in the forest all pointed at the monkey on the tree and said : "Because we want to drive the apes out of the earth!"

10. A goose and a hen were selling eggs at the market. The hen shouted: "Double yolk eggs, come and buy them." He was so stupid that he took a long time to say: "He's big." After shouting for a while, I found that everyone was buying hen's eggs. The goose was puzzled and asked why. The egg buyer said: Look, even if they are not selling double yolk eggs, they are at least the original ones. They are all "clack". .

11. The wild goose proposed to the fish in the water, and the fish said angrily: "Go away!" The wild goose flew away sadly, and the fish said sadly: "There is a kind of love in the world called eternal isolation. , long-term pain is not as good as short-term pain!"

12. A bee fell in love with a mouse. The mother bee disagreed and said: Women are afraid of marrying the wrong man. He is short-sighted and you will suffer if you marry him. The mouse's mother also disagreed and said: "Son, all the nurses are dressed like angels in white. Look at her wearing a tiger skin outfit, it's so out of place."

13. A police dog met an ordinary dog ??on the road and asked: "Where are you from? Why haven't I seen you in the police station?" The ordinary dog ??replied: You are all positive people, we are all You went behind enemy lines and worked as an undercover agent, so you were sure of your success.

14. In order to keep cool in the summer, the puppy and kitten hung a rectangular box on the wall and closed the doors and windows.

After a long time, the puppy said to the kitten: "Why is it still so hot?" The kitten: "It's strange, how can a box hung by humans make the temperature drop?"

15. Winter is very cold. , the puppy was afraid that the rooster would catch cold, so he moved an electric heater to keep the rooster warm. The rooster said: "Thank you, this is not possible. Its light is like the sun. When I wake up in the middle of the night, I will mistakenly think that it is dawn and it is time to crow." ”

16. The little bear wanted to use a duster to dust off the dust. He heard that the rooster’s feathers were very beautiful, so he happily went to the rooster and planned to borrow some feathers from it. The rooster said arrogantly: "You have found the wrong person. I will not lend you my beautiful feathers." The little bear asked: "Why?" The rooster said: "Haven't you heard of the legend that the iron rooster never plucks a hair?"

17. A gecko was wandering around in the swamp. At this time, a crocodile crawled over from a distance, opening its big mouth to eat the gecko. The gecko suddenly got smart, hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted "Mom" "The old crocodile was stunned for a moment, took off his reading glasses and burst into tears: My child, don't stop doing beauty treatments and lose weight. Look how thin you have become.

18. Frog Joke: People say that you, a toad, want to eat swan meat and don’t even look at what you look like. The toad said: I have dreams. What do you know? You are a frog in a well.

19. A hen laid a particularly large egg. The reporter went to interview the hen and asked how it was laid. The hen lowered her head and said nothing. The reporter asked the rooster, and the rooster said angrily. : It’s so depressing, I have to beat the ostrich to death if I catch him!

20. Fox: It’s obviously high-end perfume, but they say it’s “body odor”. Pig: I have a cold, my nose feels bad, and I can’t smell anything. However, if I don’t cover my nose when I pass by you, I’m afraid I’ll be knocked down by you!

Recommended funny jokes that anchors must have

1. The weather was hot and the puppy was lying on the floor trembling all over. The mother dog saw it and asked with concern: "Baby, are you sick?" The puppy: "I found it was cool in the refrigerator. , so I went in to escape the heat. I didn’t expect it to be so cold inside, I was almost frozen into a popsicle.”

2. The piglet and the chicken were playing in the forest, and suddenly they found a bird that was about to starve to death. Little cat. The little pig said: "It's so pitiful, let's give it something to eat?" The chicken nodded: "Let's make it a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge!" After hearing this, the little pig shook his head very excitedly: "How is that possible! You just contributed a by-product, but I have to risk my life!"

3. One day the cat and his owner went fishing, and the earthworm family living by the pond was watching the fun. At this time, only Seeing the cat staring at the fish caught by its owner and jumping repeatedly, the earthworm son was very puzzled and asked his mother: What is the cat doing? Mother Earthworm said: Bounce, bounce, bounce away the crow's feet!!!

4 , Xiaoxia and Crab*** both entered the finals, and the scores were the same. In the end, according to their performance, Xiaoxia won the first place. The reason is very simple. Crab is too high-profile and always domineering, while Xiaoxia is very low-key and often... Bow and move forward.

5. The hen gave birth to a duck egg. The rooster was very angry and questioned the hen. The hen said aggrievedly: It’s all my fault. I love beauty too much. My mouth used to be flat, but I sharpened it to make it more beautiful. Mouthed. Rooster:...

6. The lion and the bear defecated next to a tree respectively. A month later, the lion found that the tree next to his defecation was thicker than the one of the bear, so he said a philosophy full of vicissitudes of life. ——Lion poop is better than bear poop!

7. "The forest held an animal talent show competition. The kitten performed plum blossom painting, the puppy performed housekeeping skills, the deer performed picking leaves from tall trees, and the piglet performed Read aloud, now familiar with the content.

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8. The owl became the chief judge, but soon after the animals reported it, he was forced to resign, because during the day, he closed his eyes and didn't care about anything; at night, he Turn a blind eye or don't care about anything!

9. The little animals were having a party at the ant's house. Suddenly they found that they forgot to buy drinks. Everyone refused to go, and finally decided to let their feet go. Go to the centipede that ran faster, but after waiting for a long time, everyone still didn't see the centipede come back. When they walked to the door, they saw that the centipede was still sitting at the door. The centipede looked aggrieved: "I haven't put on my shoes yet!"

10. On the plane, the crow said to the flight attendant: Bring me a glass of water! The piggy also learned the same lesson: Give me a glass of water too! The flight attendant threw the piglet and the crow out of the cabin, and the crow laughed. He said to the little pig: Are you stupid? I can fly!

A must-have classic funny joke for anchors

1. Nowadays, girls have more and more pieces of clothing. The more clothes, the more you reveal; the fewer pieces of clothing, the less you reveal!

2. When you have no money, your wife is also your secretary; when you are rich, your secretary is also your wife.

3. It’s not difficult, you have an attitude, you don’t get discouraged, you don’t give up, and you don’t fart

4. There are more than 700 million acnes in a year, and the number of acnes can circle the earth twice.

5. When you chase the prince charming in your heart, the frog waiting for you is actually a prince and will be fished away.

6. If the person I hate likes me. , then I don’t hate him anymore because I can’t hate such a discerning person.

7. Don’t base your happiness on other people’s pain. You are different from others.

8. Mo Yan has become popular, what should we do? The answer is actually very simple: don’t rush... countdown to the start of school, seize the time to have fun, and go to school to catch up on your sleep.

9. Give as much as you can. Don't give eggs to flowers, because eggs can be eaten, and flowers can only be seen...

10. Don't disturb me by hanging up QQ when you sleep in the spring.

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11. The puppy and the piggy play together. The puppy: "What is one plus one?" The piggy: "Two!" The puppy: "Wow! You are so smart!" The piggy: " Of course, you think I have a pig head!"

12. During the holiday party, fireflies served as lighting effects artists and flew together in the air. One of them did not light up, and the other asked him curiously : "Brother! Why don't you shine?" The non-luminous firefly said: "Hey! Forget it, the electricity price has been raised again. I owe the electricity bill last month!"

13. "The temperature at the two poles is getting higher and higher. Going higher and higher, the penguin and the polar bear left their own territory, and finally they met at the equator. The penguin said: Brother Bear, although the greenhouse effect makes us no longer need to keep out the cold, this environment has made my family almost extinct. The polar bear said: Sister Penguin, don’t be sad. Although we will disappear first, humans will also pay the price for everything they have done. "

14. The kitten was fishing by the river, and was accidentally pinched by a crab that came out of the shallow water. The crab ran away quickly when it saw that something was wrong. The kitten continued fishing, and after a while he caught a shrimp. The kitten caught a shrimp. When he saw it, he said: "Xiaoya, you lost weight like this in the blink of an eye. The weight loss effect is good." ”

15. A rooster fell in love with a hen, so he decided to invite the hen to dinner. The hen readily agreed and dressed up to attend the invitation. After the meal, the waiter asked the rooster to pay, and the rooster said: “Today it’s footing the bill. The hen was stunned and said, "Didn't you invite me to dinner?" The rooster said, "Haven't you heard that an iron rooster never plucks his hair? I am that iron rooster." ”

16. The puppy and the kitten went to the court to file for divorce soon after they got married. The elephant judge asked him the reason for his wish. The puppy said: “The kitten doesn’t come home every day and night. I suspect it is cheating.” !" The kitten said with grievance: "I just chased the mouse.

"Puppy: "Look, it admitted it!"

17. There is a snake in the jungle that wraps around the trunk of a tree and eats sparrows. It also likes to swallow the sparrows' nests. Other snakes find it strange. Why did it want to eat Nestle? I saw this snake rolled its eyes at the other snakes: "Didn't you hear what humans said?" Then it closed its eyes again as if it was full of aftertaste, slowly exhaled and sighed: "Nestle coffee , it tastes great!"

18. There was a young mosquito in the air. The spider saw it and said, "Handsome guy, come to my house to rest. "The mosquito said: "Is there anything interesting there?" The spider said: "Yes, I have opened an Internet cafe. Please come and surf the Internet!" After hearing this, the mosquito dived in.

19 , Don't play with rabbits, be careful of getting pinkeye; don't play with spiders, just stay idle all day long on the Internet; don't play with pandas, wear sunglasses and God knows if he is a good person; don't play with Cang Sheng, who is silently chirping all day long.

20. Animal remarks: Zebra: After eating grass all its life, I never expected to be able to leave a photo on the city road. Earthworm: Working underground for a long time, there are more and more roads. Moth: I believe in me. The way forward is bright, the python: at such an age, it still cannot learn to take the right path, the owl: when the night is dark and windy, catching mice! Live broadcast room chatter 2

1. I think I was the same way back then. A seed of infatuation, but unfortunately it was drowned by the flood

2. The donkey and the pony were married and lived together all their lives. Before the pony died, the pony asked the donkey: "Do you love me or not?" , why have you never kissed me?" The donkey was heartbroken and said helplessly: "Oh! I love you, but there is a family rule in my family, 'The donkey's lips are not what the horse's mouth is'!"

3 , now Beijing only has to breathe and fart without queuing

4. So far, three apples have changed the world: one tempted Eve, one woke up Newton, and one was held in the hand of Steve Jobs.

5. At the class reunion, the cat led the panda and introduced to everyone: "This is my child. The crowd screamed: "You married a bear." Seeing that the snake didn't have any children, the cat asked: "Why don't you take the children?" The snake said: "I have too many children and I don't know which one to take." "Everyone was puzzled, and the snake said shyly: "I married a mouse. "A nest of snakes and rats!" the crowd screamed.

6. A boy is only good to one girl and is a warm man. He is good to every girl and is a hot dog.

7. Animals held a low-carbon environmental protection conference. Kangaroo said: "Every time I go shopping, I bring my own reusable bag, and I never use plastic bags that pollute the environment." Spider said: "In the low-carbon era, I rarely go online now, and I focus on doing cross stitch." !"; The mosquito randomly pressed the silent firefly next to it, and the firefly became angry, "What are you doing? I'm looking for the power switch, save electricity!"

8. Play a little mahjong, Eat some spicy hotpot. Find a small partner, that’s how life is.

9. The world is so big, I can still see you, how fat you are.

10. Every time after you quarrel with someone, you will know how to scold them when you are lying on the bed.

11. Do you still dream or do you still feel pain? How can you carry such heavy memories? You have to move.

12. “I don’t dare to look in the mirror for fear of accidentally looking handsome;” (exaggerated)

13. When I call you by your full name, please Don't give me a playful smile, because I am serious at this time.

14. Cut the goose with a knife, pluck the hair, add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot!

15. That day, I cried and asked my boss why I had to work overtime on weekends. The boss said: Today is a day off.

16. The price of everything here has increased. In this era, I suddenly discovered to my joy that the price of air has not increased, but that there are more and more materials.

17. My personality is lazy, my hobby is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is sleeping< /p>

18. “If I make a move that’s too shocking, please help me maintain the situation.

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19. The nightingale sang very nicely, and the little donkey came to be his disciple. The nightingale refused without thinking. The little donkey asked the nightingale angrily, and the nightingale said: "You sing really well. Those who have no talent, it is said in the idiom dictionary, will not change even if the donkey brays (repeatedly taught)!"

20. "New Oriental teacher Zhou Sicheng introduced himself and said: A famous teacher like me, do you still need to introduce yourself? My name is Zhou Sicheng. Many classmates say that I am very young when they see me. In fact, I am really young. I have a nickname called Forever Old. . . "(high-profile)

21. If you are single, don't go out when the road is icy in winter, because if you fall, it will freeze into... broken ice.

22. Even if you have already Famous women have their own owners, so I will also take over the story. Chatting jokes in the live broadcast room 3

Chatting skills in the live broadcast room

1. First of all, make sure your expressions and movements are rich

Jokes don’t just need to be recited step by step. In fact, they also need to add certain expressions and movements. Saying a few jokes stiffly may be more embarrassing, so anchors need to add some dynamic words and small movements to match. Don’t be surprised when things change, but also increase communication with fans as much as possible to improve everyone’s sense of participation. In addition to smiling more, novice anchors should also consider more rich expressions and actions, such as the cuteness of scissor hands. , the hands are warmer than love, and the tongue is naughty. Even when singing, you can add some smart little gestures and expressions during the singing, which will make the players feel that you are engaged in singing and add a lot of charm. Don't underestimate these. Details, these details allow fans to receive sensory stimulation, not only feel your positivity and enthusiasm as a host, but also become more likely to like you, and thus are more willing to spend and reward.

2. Say polite thanks to fans more often

When a fan gives you a gift, regardless of the quantity or value, you must treat them equally and express respect and gratitude to the fan who sent the gift: " Thank you Brother ××. "It's best to include appropriate compliments, such as: Thank you Brother XX for your second gift. You are so generous. Let fans feel the host's sincerity and enthusiasm, and be willing to continue interacting.

When no one gives gifts, don’t ask for gifts directly in person. This is actually a very disgusting behavior for fans, but you can use some words and phrases, such as: “I haven’t seen XX gifts for a long time!” “Please be on the list. !" etc. to increase fans' enthusiasm for sending gifts.

3. Accumulate more jokes (reply "Anchor jokes" on the WeChat public account "Fans Bang" to get them)

If the anchor in the live broadcast room With the potential for humor, it is easy to arouse the favor of fans. However, many novice anchors are not outgoing enough and do not have the potential for humor, so what should they do?

For example, there used to be a novice network. The anchor just writes the jokes on the note, and then he can read them during the live broadcast. Although it is a bit stiff, it is still a better way. It is to accumulate more jokes in his heart and memorize them during the live broadcast. , at least it won’t be so blunt, and combined with some current hot topics, I believe your live broadcast room will not be boring.

Other techniques to improve the atmosphere of the live broadcast room

1. Complete equipment

The minimum requirement for a new anchor is a computer and live broadcast equipment, including a camera, sound card, microphone, headset, etc. The camera should preferably have a high-definition beauty function. This will make the video clear and beautiful. You have to adjust the angle of the video at home to ensure the quality of the video. In pursuit of good singing effects, the microphone and sound card should not be too bad

2. Shape your personal image

The image mentioned here is to determine what kind of anchor you are suitable to be based on your personality and appearance. If you think you look good, dress up well. If you are good at singing, sing and dance. Just dance, and if you can talk, just talk. In short, decide according to your own strengths. This way there will be no pressure during the live broadcast and it will be easier to perform.

3. Practice your talent well

This is about the true strength of the anchor. If you like singing, practice your voice. Good singing can always attract a lot of listeners. If you like dancing, practice dancing. If you practice your talents well, you will always win your die-hard fans. If you only look at your appearance, it won't be a problem after a long time, and you won't retain too many fans.

4. Funny and amusing

Many Northeast anchors have gained a lot of popularity with their funny chatting methods and Northeastern chatting skills. The audience likes funny chatting methods. In this way It can not only stimulate the atmosphere but also not make the audience lose their freshness. On the contrary, the more they listen, the more energetic they become. From time to time, they even make a few jokes. However, there must be a bottom line when joking during live broadcasts on green platforms, otherwise they will be banned.