Interesting humor, talking about mood phrases

Interesting humor, talking about mood phrases

1, so my youth was dedicated to the lovely computer.

2. Once upon a time, there was a piece of ice that melted while walking.

3. Picking up girls is like hanging QQ. Pick her up for two hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

4, everyone looked for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looked back and turned to ashes.

5. I want to find a handsome guy quickly! Otherwise, the good cabbage will be arched by pigs!

My future son, tell me where to find your father.

7. When you are happy, I will stare at you and stare at me to be happy.

8. How many people now use their mobile phones as mirrors when they lock the screen?

When my mother turned into a swan, you were still an egg. ...

10, the territory of Russia is dominated by Russia, which shows the degree of "madness" in Russia.

1 1. Brother Xiao Xin, is my cherry your home?

12, don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, just pose and force!

13, the tiger is not arrogant, you think I am Hello Kitty!

14 and 1G are full of 2G troubles.

15, one day, my mother will appear in your household registration book, so I can't be your wife, but my stepmother.

16, take a shower, blow bubbles, and sleep with a pillow.

17, God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you used them to roll your eyes and waste resources.

18, no matter where we are, we can play our cheeky spirit.

19, holding hands last summer and waving this summer.

My fault is your fault, and your fault is still your fault.

2 1. I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.

22. What a lovely creature it would be if mosquitoes changed from blood sucking to liposuction.

23. Fat man's motto is: Where you fall, you will break a hole.

24, a black charcoal said: I am very white and was dragged to a mental hospital.

25. When I am in a bad mood, I will beat you up for free.

26, (mood phrase www.aiyangedu.com) In fact, people who are lovelorn are the most glorious!

27. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

28, work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

29, the virus fell in love with my computer, I can only help them.

30. You are stupid, and I am more stupid. Let's be stupid together!

3 1, hey. Flat-chested girl, I imitate my dad ~ you tumor man.

32. Some people can still smell the dregs even if they wear perfume.

33. If you love, there must be adultery, and love is purely nerve.

34. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.

35. If I don't go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell.

36. When I grow up, I want to build a school for lovers. Couples enter school, homework is halved, and exams are free.

I wonder how many girls are losing weight this summer vacation.

38. I actually want to say: popcorn! You think I want a hug.

39. I called my date and she answered.

Genius and madness are only one step away. If I were that step, there would be no genius.

4 1, the homework in those years, one person is wrong, the whole class is wrong.

42. Barbers will never understand the concept of cutting it short.

43, school uniforms, throw away; Textbooks, throw away; Throw away your schoolbag! Throw them all away!

44. To avoid excessive drinking, please stay awake when you are drunk.

Looking up at the sky at 45 and 45, I saw a gray machine.