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What rules does the bank have that look strange to outsiders?
1. You need to show your ID card for cash deposits of RMB 50,000 yuan or more, and check online.
Customer: I need an ID card to deposit money. I didn't withdraw money. What nonsense rules! I won't be saved!
2. Print bank transaction details with your ID card.
Customer: After that, she (he) and I are lovers. I know the reason for the password, what nonsense rules ... (We really can't intelligently identify whether you are lovers or not)
Ordinary savings cards can also deposit time deposits, but there is nothing in paper.
Customer: Young man, you'd better give me a formal procedure. I'm afraid I can't get the money ... I ... All right, I'll write you a certificate of deposit.
4. Some enterprises need to take pictures of customers for remote authorization. Let's have a look at the camera.
Customer: Hey! ? Why did you take my picture? You are invading my privacy! ! ! Isn't it just a xxx business ... (I have a black line on my face, and I have to copy my ID card and leave my home address and mobile phone number)
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