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18 sentences written by girls to their future husbands
1, not too handsome, but a little sunny.
You can smoke, but please try to give up smoking for your health and mine.
I don't want you to feel nothing. I just hope you know how to cherish your feelings when you meet me.
I don't need you to earn a lot of money, as long as you can support yourself and make a good plan for your life.
I don't need you to let me live in a big house now, but you have to promise to provide a warm home of 50 or 60 square meters with me.
I don't need you by my side every day. We should all have our own space, but I hope to reply to me as soon as possible when I send a text message. I should always take my mobile phone with me, so that I can find you at any time.
7. You can go out to play with your good friends. You don't have to take me with you every time, but you must be happy and proud to introduce me to your friends at the class reunion.
I don't want you to do a lot of housework, but you are willing to help me when I am tired. If one day the house is in chaos, don't blame it. Clean up quietly, and I will be moved to tears. Don't let girls wash clothes and dishes when there is no hot water.
9. Promise me that you won't like me easily. If you like me, you won't leave me easily.
10, don't criticize my figure, I will do my best seriously. If you like a chubby me, I will give you a little surprise from time to time, lose weight and buy a beautiful dress to make you shine.
1 1. For my sake, you should always know how to gain weight and not be too thin. I need a solid shoulder to sleep on at any time.
12, a little male chauvinism doesn't matter, but not too strong, because a man with a little male chauvinism will always protect his woman.
13, it is not easy for me to grow up and become mature, so be patient.
14. In case I don't want to work for a while, if you are willing to support me, I will eat less and then cook you a good and economical meal.
15, I don't expect you to love my family as much as you love your family, but don't object when I love you. I will be kind to my parents-in-law who raised my husband. You have my parents' melatonin, and you have your parents.
16, if you want a strong woman, don't look for me. I will try my best to support myself, but I don't want to be the sky in your mind. I want you to be my sky.
17. Watch Korean dramas with me when you have time. Give me a tissue when I cry. I will accompany you to watch the ball during the World Cup and record the NBA you missed.
18, really don't say you love me easily, love me all your life, just say it when you think about it, and don't go back on your word.
One month 18 girls were killed.
Case background: In the last month, I was ordered by my parents to have a love affair with girls one after another. My family felt that I was old and it was time to talk about a friend. But I am very unfilial, and I actually made this process the same as the human resources supervisor's inspection of new people. The following is the basic process. Case 1
W: I'm not ready. I don't want to get married or fall in love yet.
Me: You can go now.
W: What do you mean?
Me: Contact me when you are ready.
Case 2
Woman: I have a classmate. She said that she came with me today. She has something to do today. Shall we take a rain check?
Me: No need to take a rain check.
W: What do you mean?
Me: You came on a blind date, not her. If you don't have her, you are not you. Then I suggest you marry her.
Case 3
Woman: I have no feelings for you.
Me: OK, you can go.
Woman: How do you talk?
Me: I like direct people. If you tell me how you feel, I will tell you how I feel.
Woman: You are so stingy.
Me: this is called a frank exchange of views between the host and the guest.
Case 4
Woman: I'm telling you, I just came to eat today, that's all.
Me: Then you can go.
Woman: You.
Me: Eating is just a means to increase understanding and feelings. If you come here just to eat, you can go to the canteen, where eating is not to increase understanding.
Case 5
W: I have many friends, and several boys are very happy with me. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this call.
Me: You can go first.
Woman: That's all right. It doesn't matter.
Me: Take care of all your friends. Since they are more important than me, why did they come to see me?
Case 6
W: I don't like playing ball. Playing ball is so boring.
Me: Then you can go.
Woman: You are so stingy.
Me: I don't need to take care of your hobbies if you don't take care of mine.
Case 7
Woman: You are really something. I like you very much.
Me: What am I good at? Like what?
Woman: This and this.
Me: You can go now. You can call me again when you want to know what I'm good at.
Case 8
Woman: You can't see this message.
Me: Then you go.
W: Why?
Me: Since you think privacy is more important.
Case 9
W: I am very busy. How about another day?
Me: No need to change.
Woman: What's the matter?
Me: Save time for the people you think are important.
Case 10
W: XXX bought a nice dress for his girlfriend, and I want it, too.
Me: Let me give you a suggestion.
Woman: Go ahead.
Me: Be XXX's girlfriend and ask him to buy one for you.
Case 1 1
W: Sorry, my boss told me to work hard this weekend.
Me: That's fine. You can work overtime with the night shift.
W: What do you mean?
Me: Since you want to show it so much, you might as well show it more expressively.
Case 12
Woman: You are not suitable to be my boyfriend, but I like you very much. Can you be my brother?
Me: Then you'd better go.
Woman: Oh.
Me: I didn't prepare this table of wine and food today to recognize a younger sister.
Case 13
I know I'm late, but I already apologized for it. What else do you want?
Me: You don't have to apologize, really, if that's your attitude.
Case 14
Woman: Can you tell your father to go away? I feel very nervous.
Me: Sorry, I'm afraid he won't leave.
W: What should I do?
Me: How about this? How about you go away? This will relax us all.
Case 15
Woman: Actually, my name is XX, not XXX. I'm sorry I lied to you.
Me: It doesn't matter.
Woman: Really.
Me: You can go back first and come to me when it is convenient for you to decide your name.
Case 16
W: I had a boyfriend before, and the reason why I told you this is that I don't want to hide these things.
Me: I'm not interested in your past. That's your business, not mine.
Woman: You.
Me: If you can't let go of the past, then go back first. When can you let go and come to me?
Case 17
W: How many times have you been in love?
Me: Not once.
Woman: I don't believe it. You are 27 years old. How could it not happen once?
Me: love is intentional, and people have it once at most in their lives.
W: So you used to take part in occasional entertainment activities?
Me: Look at what kind of girls they are. Some girls are not even qualified to take part in accidental amusement.
Woman: You are terrible.
Me: Thank you.
Case 18
Me: Are you free to play ball this weekend?
W: Sorry, I have something urgent at home. My grandmother is very ill. Tell you what, how about I contact you next week?
Me: No need. Grandma, come to me when you are well.
A letter from a girl to her next husband.
1, when quarreling, remember to coax her immediately. If she doesn't listen, wait until she calms down and stops making trouble, then coax her.
Don't always try to criticize her. Sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to lean on, not a lot of things she already knows.
She likes KT. She remembers that she usually has cute little objects or dolls of KT, and it will be much happier to buy them for her.
4. You can't force her to do something she doesn't like. She has her reasons. You can guess. You can move her, but don't impose your wishes on her.
When crossing the road, always stand near the car, even if something happens, you can bear the greatest harm for her. Remember, hold her hand.
Remember to say good night to your wife before going to bed every day, but you can't say it until she says good night to you, because when she is alone, she needs you to accompany her, not to sleep alone, without her.
When you go to the playground, please spend this sweet time with her with a smile, because you will find that she is the cutest girl in the world at this time.
Remember to buy her medicine at once when she is ill. She is a little lazy, so she must be tough without taking medicine at this time, because more often, she likes to be the wife of an innocent girl.
9. When her temper suddenly becomes very bad, it must be that. At this time, don't always ask why, spend as much time with her as possible, coax her more, know some common sense in this field, and suggest that she massage her stomach with a hot towel. Of course, what she needs most at this time is your company.
10, when you go to the street, let her guide you instead of dragging her around.
1 1. When she wants to break up with you, please don't ignore her just because she thinks it's true. In fact, she just wants you to care more about her, coax her patiently, and add some blame when appropriate, until she comes to you.
12. Remember, only she can hang up on you. Please don't answer angrily when she calls. Even if you are really angry, call her immediately after pressing the button, because at this time, she may feel worse than you.
13, she really needs someone who loves her and hurts her, but she needs her own space more. At this time, please show your generosity and trust her.
14, when you need to play ball or participate in any activities, please tell her truthfully, because she will be worried about your sudden disappearance, and she will be flustered.
15. When having dinner with her, remember to give her more dishes she likes, so that you will feel her warmer return.
16, don't ignore her just because you play games or go out with friends. If she agrees, bring her into your circle, and you will be envied by others for having this girlfriend.
17. Sometimes when she makes you feel bad, but refuses to admit your mistake, please don't think that she doesn't love you. She changed her mind, because the more she loves you, the more she cares about you.
18, her computer is broken, remember to help her find out the reason and solve it. If you don't have this ability, then help her find a place to understand computers or repair them.
19. When her composition and thesis need help from others, please take your time to finish it for her, and try your best to explain your point of view to her and make her accept it. When she doesn't understand English, teach her slowly bit by bit. When she has no patience to do something well, try to encourage her. If you don't have these abilities, try to help her, but don't ignore her, because her business is also your business.
20. If you can do the above 19 and stick to it, then you must be a person who loves her very much. Remember that love is a responsibility. When love is sublimated, it will be transformed into a kind of family relationship that is constantly giving up. If you can always love her so much, please promise her. If not, please don't promise her again. Be kind to her and she will be kind to you. I wish you happiness. . . . . . .
2 1, she can kick the quilt, remember to cover it for her.
She will be patient with you, but she can't stand it.
23. Many times, we should deliberately be poor, so that her chauvinism can be reflected.
24, she is unhappy and wants to take her shopping.
25. Remember to take her to eat more delicious food when shopping, and it is best to eat good food in those stores.
26, often give her fruit, because she is dense, and rub her stomach.
27. Don't stop her when she is shopping. For whatever reason, if she has no money to steal or rob, please satisfy her. Even if the skirt really doesn't suit her, let her buy it, or she will be angry.
28. I know more about cosmetics than she does, and some of them had better be tested on myself first.
29. Sometimes what she says will make you fantasize a lot, but if it's not very practical, don't get involved but trust her.
30, you should wash it fragrant and eat some meat to make her sleep more comfortable.
3 1, don't ask her about it in the future, or she will feel insulted.
Don't show any dissatisfaction in front of her.
Don't tease her on purpose, especially when she doesn't give it, or she will take it seriously.
34, able to cook for her, although she has done very well.
35, always pay attention to your expression, she is easily biased.
36. Pay more attention to her emotions and know how to read.
Pay attention to the way you treat her. Even if she hurts you, you can't look at her with resentment, or she will have other ideas.
38. Even to protect your feelings, you can't lie to her, otherwise she will turn against you at any time, but she can lie to you.
39. Don't smoke or drink. Although she drinks, it is because she is unhappy. You must stop her. If she can't, prepare anti-allergic drugs, so it's best not to upset her.
40. She will have many strange ideas and do some strange things. You must be able to bear it.
A letter from a girl to her husband.
Dear husband:
For many men, you often call us fools, so if I am really stupid, will you still love me?
You should make good money now, you can marry us if you have the ability, and we won't marry you if you don't. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm kidding. How can we? We like your people, not your money, and we have never thought about shallowness. . . . . . . Whether you have money or not in the future, you must marry the man we love. My door panel will still marry you. . . . .
Then there is the problem of your smoking {some people want to smoke, some people don't want to smoke}
1. We don't like smoking, and we can't get used to the smell.
I hope you can quit smoking, and quit if you can! If you can't quit, forget it.
We don't like drinking. Can you stop drinking for us?
I can get rid of the side that you don't like us. . . . . . . . .
I can do many things for you. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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