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Chao, tell me about it

A great event happened in our school yesterday, do you know?

I don't know. I happened to be ill yesterday and didn't go to school.

A: This thing is too scary. I witnessed it with my own eyes, and I was so scared that I almost didn't pee my pants.

B: Ah! What's to be afraid of? Say it!

A: You have to listen to me slowly from the beginning.

Don't keep me in suspense.

It happened at 9: 59: 60 yesterday morning. ...

B: If you say 10, it's over!

At that time, Mr. Wu was teaching our class. The students listened attentively and attentively. The classroom was quiet enough to hear the sound of a needle falling to the ground, but unfortunately no one had a needle at that time.

B: Cough!

A: Just then, I sat by the window and saw some teachers on campus looking up at the sky with great interest. After a while, several people gathered around. After a while, dozens of people gathered around. After a while, hundreds of people gathered around. ...

B: Wait a minute. Where are there so many teachers in our school?

A: Oh, it seems that the preschool children came late.

B: Look carefully!

Miss Wu is staring at me. Can I see it clearly?

B: Come on, what's going on?

A: I looked up, too, but there was a floor above me and there was nothing.

B: Nonsense. Say it! What the hell happened?

I saw the sky. It's cloudy There is no sun and no stars. ...

Why do you talk so much nonsense!

Just then, in the sky, suddenly ... it didn't look like thunder.

B: What? Did the plane explode?

A: No.

Did the American rocket crash?

A: No.

Did aliens hit a telephone pole?

A: Not really.

B: has it increased?

Someone fell down. ...