Every word hurts. You smile brightly, and my smiling branches tremble.

First, there is no less friendship than love, and there is no ambiguous relationship.

Second, dripping water wears away the stone, not great strength, but deep kung fu.

Looking at the back of you leaving, I told myself to be strong and not to cry, because I love you and understand you.

Fourth, I am standing on the street in confusion, and I don't know which way is your direction.

5. Will someone put me in a group alone?

Happiness is not getting everything you want, but enjoying everything you have.

Seven, there is fun in the dream, and there is nothing after sleep.

Eight, sometimes, the same thing, we can comfort others, but we can't convince ourselves.

Whether it's friendship or love, you come to me for a warm hug. You go, I let go.

Ten, life is like a dandelion, seemingly free, but actually involuntarily.

There was once a smile in my life, but it finally dissipated like a fog.

Twelve, to reduce their desires to the lowest point, to sublimate their own reason to the highest point, is a saint.

Thirteen, long live the single, but when you see the happiness of two people, you will still be silent.

Fourteen, I always like to squat down and look at the traces of time on the ground, like a line of ants crossing my memory.

15. Right and wrong happen every day. If you don't listen to nature, there will be nothing.

Sixteen, if you don't ask for it, you will feel at ease. If you don't do it, you will be safe.

At seventeen, you smiled brightly, and my smiling branches trembled.

Eighteen, when you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing; At the end of your life, you are smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Nineteen, beautiful you, ok? On the other side of the world, I wish you a sweet lover.

Twenty, people who often blame themselves can often get the understanding of others.

You say silence replaces loneliness, but I have never been able to learn to be free and easy.

Twenty-two, color can nourish the heart, and the effect is still very obvious. Any bright and lively color that can make people feel happy, and any fresh color that can make people feel calm and calm can be used. In this way, people's vision can be nourished by appropriate colors, and psychological troubles can be alleviated unconsciously.

This is an interesting phrase that makes you smile brighter than the sun.

1, people who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.

2. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

The biggest lie in the world is that I have read and agreed to use this clause.

4. "You carry the burden, I will lead the horse ..." In Journey to the West, Friar Sand carries the burden and Wukong leads the way. Who leads the horse? So who sang this song?

5. "What if I meet a snake in the wild?" "Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile on your face-pretend to be Xu Xian."

6. The wolf is like a big aunt. Before he left, he always said, I'll be back.

7. It is said that a girl is a book, girl, and your figure is a bound book …

In public, I often choose to be a polite person, but in private, I often insult my manners.

9. I am very tired today. I just want to say four words, including what I said before and what I said later. I quit.

10 I have 1800 yuan in my wallet. The wife saw it and said, "Let me mend it for you." I said yes, and then she took 800. ...

1 1, the weather is like a pervert now! Always frozen hands and feet!

12, the teacher recited it randomly, including Zhu Ziqing's Moonlight on the Lotus Pond. When he got one or two goods, he said simply, I am like a fish in your lotus. ...

13, every dormitory has a molar, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores, and one who sleeps late to watch the audience …

14, Superman wears briefs because the triangle is stable.

15, if you treat me like a game, I will kill you.

16, if you are well, it will be fine. According to the weather, you should have died.

17, you put on the wedding dress, I'll put on the cassock! ! !

18, I am a good boy, and I never lie. Except this sentence.

19, girl, your bed is always busy.

20. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

2 1, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

22. Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.

23. If two people have been together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

24. After school started, my waist stopped hurting, my legs stopped hurting, and my heart stopped beating.

25. If no one wants you in the world in the future, you must remember that there is still me. I don't want you either.

26, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

Every sentence is funny, and I laugh my head off.

1. The poor monk came from the eastern land of Datang and made a special trip to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and find relatives.

Give you some sunshine, and you will be brilliant. Give you some charcoal and you can make a bomb.

No matter how many times you turn around, your ass is still behind you.

4. If people don't be mean, I won't be mean. If people are mean, I will be more mean.

5. There are not many ladies in the world, but many pretenders.

6. Don't give up, never leave this life; If you don't like it, die.

Give me a pillow and I can sleep for a century.

8. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

9. Raise your head 45 degrees just to stop your nose, and lower your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose so that others can't see it.

10, the girl who looks at the sky is very lonely, and the boy who looks at the sky is looking for UFOs!

1 1, as long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

12, found a QB on the roadside.

13, no one can take your place in my heart, because you have no place in my heart at all.

14, a person with no knowledge and education like me can only be the boss's wife in the future!

15, don't steam steamed bread for breath, even if there is no QQ coin.

16, I talk shocking, I'm a little crazy. You can call me Lei Feng.

17, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

18, fish can't live without water, and people can't live without boats. If you don't pay, people will get into the water and fish will get on board.

19, once I smiled back and fascinated the teacher.

20. Do you have any good cows? Tell them to have fun.

2 1, there is a kind of happiness, I entered your blacklist.

22. The biggest pain in life is that I experienced a super storm, not only didn't see the rainbow, but also caught a cold.

23, the youth of pulling eggs, there are many people pulling eggs. Hey, that's looking, I'm talking about you.

24. Miyoshi students. Our goal, our efforts: eat well, play well and sleep well.

After a night of deliberation, I decided to be thin or die.

26. I am really a playboy. Just after the winter vacation, I think about the summer vacation.

Life is like a pressure cooker. I know myself well when I'm under too much pressure.

28. Teacher, all you know is to threaten me with "informing my parents". What a hero!

29. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, nothing is useful.

30. As soon as I turned around, you were behind me, and I cried.

I have a faint sense of humor, and you will laugh.

1 but gold always shines, and you glass slag only reflects light.

Seeing that your family is poor, the mouse goes to your home with tears in his eyes.

3. I want to organize a streaking company and then go directly to the nerve hospital.

I am depressed, especially in the mood to tell the world.

5, ask how much sadness you can have, just like everyone has a pair of long pants.

6, my life is not determined by heaven, and heaven will destroy me.

7. You get 70 cents and I get 70 cents, so let's make it a piece of 4.

8. Laughing for ten years, aren't the two laughing directly killed?

9. A woman's proudest words: Go away, miss, I have a wife.

10, people want face, trees want skin, people are shameless, the world is invincible, trees don't want skin, and they will die.

1 1, Snow White is not necessarily a dwarf, but also a gourd doll.

12, although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless; As long as the hoe jumps well, you can't dig without horns.

13, outside the Qingshan building outside the mountain, it's miserable, which is really worrying.

14, more phone bills, more phone bills, more words, more words.

15, I wear tights not to show my figure, but to prevent thieves.

16, forever, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble, which is sheer nonsense.

17, boss, have a bottle of 520 so that I can stick my broken heart together.

Qian Qian, the son and daughter of China, is a millionaire. If this doesn't work, change it.

The classroom is where the living stay. If it's too noisy, you can go to the morgue.

20, can make people disfigured, in addition to sulfuric acid, there is makeup remover.

2 1, a diaper that can resist flood water is the real diaper.

22. It's not terrible to hide a knife in a smile. The terrible thing is that it can't be prevented.

23. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button.

24, others laugh at me for being too wild, and I laugh at them for not being open.

25. You said that your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.

26, there is also a feeling of being lovelorn and not in love, and it is very strong.

27, a cigarette a day, strong China people.

28, lonely years, can only climb the wall and other red apricots out of the wall.

29. It is better to play the lute to a cow than to a sheep, because he won't have a bad temper.

30. I enjoy a moment's blank in my mind every day, and my thoughts are relatively simple.

3 1, ouch, you drag like Wu Dalang's wife.

32. Youth is running wildly, and then falling down beautifully.

33. Don't mistreat yourself or take advantage of others.

Nostalgia is not because of how good that era was, but because you were young then.

35. If wages can rise as fast as house prices, the world will be really lovely.

36. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told.

37. After receiving the red envelope, open the red envelope, which reads "Another packet".

There is nothing of value in my family except me.

39. Love is beautiful in the eyes, but an idiot in the heartless eyes.

40. For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.

4 1, if you are an angel, the price of seeing you is my death.

42. Brothers are easy to hide, but difficult to prevent.

43. Say that women are a disaster, and you are a disaster.

44. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to go there, too.

45. Are you dissatisfied with the world when you grow up like this?

46. Are you cheap? The mistress is there and can't have children.

47. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say I will do it until I die.

48. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

49, handsome has a fart to use, and in the end it has not been eaten by a pawn.

50. Why doesn't the country take your face to study imitation shirts?