Tell me about the handsome guy who bombed the street.

The wind is really blowing hard, blowing all my cell phone signals into Unicom!

Everything will be fun as long as people are nervous.

If you can't be amazing, it's ugly!

At the beginning of life, nature is beautiful. You pay and I eat.

The famous flower is taken. I'll loosen the soil.

Turning cheap things into priceless things is the real king.

The train to hell has left. Please don't disturb.

You're crazy. He's a fool. Jump off a cliff.

Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

I'm not from destruction, I just like to hide in the corner and watch your bad luck.

Have a glass of dichlorvos, relieve the brain and refresh yourself, and it will be ready in one minute!

If I throw it into a tiger cage for you, the tiger won't even dare to eat. You think you have a bad tooth.

My mother taught me from an early age that there is no limit to learning the sea, and it is time to turn back.

So many people despise me. Who are you?

I believe that the poorest sentence is nothing more than begging, and the dead will eventually appear!

No matter how strong you are, can you hold your breath?

Never play with others, because those who play will be played by others.

I've always been obedient and listened to myself.

Beauty is heaven for the eyes and hell for the wallet!

Insert the wings of dreams and cut off God's penis.

The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome boy.

In order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to a leader's son.

Obama, do you remember that little Osama bin Laden by Daming Lake?

At first, it was amazing and complete, and it was only seen by the world.

The world can't live without Grandpa Mao.

Cry for a liter, laugh for a lifetime, why not?

I am the master, no matter what others think, I am still me.

Being suppressed by life, I suddenly had the idea of becoming a monk.

What age? I have no sense of hooliganism.

Fools don't say fools are stupid, and villains don't say villains are bad.

You don't understand your heart, but you kept me waiting for a thousand years!

Once over-dependent, now he has become jealous and strange.

Climb the hillside when the sun comes out, and want to sing after climbing the hillside.

One day, I will make everything back to normal and take away all your elves.

I'm not lady gaga, I won't.

Everything was vented today, and we all took out the garbage.

What you have said can be counted, and people you like have to change every day.

The advantage of being short is that you can wear cropped trousers as trousers.

Tell your feelings: don't be emotional, don't miss it secretly, and don't look back.

1, even if we are not lovers, I am afraid that you will fall in love with someone else.

When you are distressed, even your body will feel severe pain.

Love and friendship fall like maple leaves. On the road of life, there are maple leaf footprints of friendship.

Do you want to thank you for giving me empty happiness?

Sweat and harvest are faithful friends, and diligence and knowledge are the most beautiful lovers.

6. Tell yourself-don't be emotional, don't miss it secretly, and don't look back.

7. Don't be with men that all your friends know, because people around you will tell him everything about you.

I was stupid enough to find that you gave me hope and locked the shackles of the city gate.

9. I fell in love with school when I was graduating, and I wanted to have a good start at the end.

10, many things, we can be moved, but we can't cry.

1 1, {Girl, are you enough? Do you have to wait until he hurts you to pieces before giving up? Give it up. He doesn't care about you at all}

12, the love I missed in those years, I really want to hug you, I have the courage to miss it, and I once wanted to conquer the world.

13, time will bite you, and you will be covered with scars if you don't leave.

14, now I know that memories are always memories, and I won't give you a second chance to give up on me.

15, I thought I found the entrance to happiness but found it was the abyss of pain.

As far as you look like a monkey, you are more beautiful than a pig. -Tell me about it.

"Crossing the road in Chinese style" means "gather enough people and you can go, regardless of the traffic lights"

Sorry, I can't forget you, because I never remember you!

Come to your arms, you will only go to your arms. Can you have a bigger mind?

You think you are my period, you can come whenever you want and leave whenever you want.

No matter how humble your parents were, they also gave birth to you who will be promising in the future.

Whether you are two or two, two is there, no three no four. .

Women are like clothes. I'm a brand you can't afford, but I'll try the head office.

Moon, can you stop holding my hand with inferior red thread? It breaks down from time to time.

If the school has a course on dating, will the divorce rate be reduced a little now?

I want to be a pig, have a master who loves me and raises me … and then eat me when I am happy.

Drink coffee and pickles; Wear a bathing suit and a belt; My life is rich and colorful.

Then two Jiangnan Style can be so red, which shows how abnormal people are now.

My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome enough.

How lovely the world would be if my test scores could go up like house prices.

Don't compare with others. You look like a monkey and really look better than a pig.

According to my observation, beautiful women say that they are not beautiful, so I also think that I am not beautiful.

When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home.

I have made up my mind that if I have a son, I will be a robber and if I have a daughter, I will be a princess.

Someone sent me a note in class. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him up. It says, are you there?

Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

Let me count. Singles Day will be celebrated again this year.

I feel that the present class is like a Fu Nan battery, one section is longer than six.

Boy. You mess with me again. I hit you against the wall. You can't even button it.

What is lovelorn? What China needs most is people. What he lacks is lovelorn.

A black man went to see a horror movie and turned pale with fear.

In fact, people's looks are divided into two categories: one is natural beauty; One is natural inspiration.

Every time I have a Chinese class and answer questions, the whole class is always silent.

Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a good friend who has gained weight for many years. ...

Whenever I don't want to attend class, I will grind the table with that knife until I graduate and the table also graduates. . .

Love is sometimes like playing basketball. Sometimes attacking, sometimes defending, sometimes pretending.

Making money is an ability, and spending money is a skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

Wei Zi asked Erkang, "Are you happy?" "The surname is Fu." "Are you satisfied?" "Well, I'm Manchu, Wei Ziren. What's wrong with you? "

When I miss you, you will appear like a ghost. If only that were the case.

Those who eat Nokia are not necessarily poor, and those who eat 4S may also lose a kidney.

When I miss you, you will appear like a ghost. If only that were the case.

I won't say anything unless I am killed. You haven't played the honey trap yet. I've delivered it to your door. Just watch and do something.

Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

I have a friend who chews hard for a long time when drinking water, saying it is good for the stomach.

When you are already riddled with holes, don't hesitate to kill the man who punched you hard.

Don't compare with animals. You are worse than an animal, but you are worse than an animal.

Too beautiful a name is also a mistake. The hit rate was too high, and the teacher pulled it back.

If your girlfriend is a foodie, marry her. As the saying goes: eating goods is good for feeding.

The Chinese teacher said that learning Chinese is the fear of Zhou Shuren, the fear of classical Chinese and the fear of writing.

You are four, except two two, minus two two, which is really two plus two, twice as much as two.

Don't think that you have been abandoned by the world, and the world has no time to talk to you.

Jiaozi, jiaozi, jiaozi ~ Sleep, sleep, cheat, or not sleep?

The world is coming to an end, and there is something I have been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.

Sleeping is the artistic realm I have been pursuing. Please don't stop me from pursuing art.

Psychological activities of pregnant girls: My mother will kill me! Fetal psychological activity: My mother will kill me!

People should do three things every day, the first is to laugh, the second is to laugh, and the third is to laugh. .

Next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

I am such a watery girl, I pinch a lot of water,

When I was a child, I was confused. When I grew up, I decided whether to study in Tsinghua or Peking University. Now I know how to worry.

Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

There is a lot of grass in the sea, knowing that the quantity is small and the quality is not good, why do you have to look for it in this class?

Who said I was stupid? How smart I thought I was when I was normal.

If someone asks you how you got fat, just say you forgot, don't explain, the more you explain, the more sad you are!

Any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

Super sad, it's a long story

1, most of the time in life, commitment is synonymous with bondage, but we are eager for bondage. 2. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness because I can't let you go.

3. Dream on. Forget it. Others are not uncommon. Why did you have the cheek to stay?

4. Always take others seriously. As a result, I am nothing to others. That is the reality.

Walking at a busy intersection, what you can see is a cold face and a pair of hurried feet.

6. Why can I live as heartless as I do now? Because I don't want to get hurt again.

7. I cried my eyes out, but I still can't get your little sympathy. Love failed.

8. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

9. If I become more indifferent, please remember that when I need company, you just say busy.

10. When we give our hearts to others, we can't take them back. When others give it back, love will spread all over the world.

1 1, I lost contact, I lost my thoughts, my last hope has vanished, my heart is so tired, does it hurt? I don't understand.

12, we doubt everything except our ignorance and ignorance. That's the trouble.

13, I can't stand your indifference. Can you give your heart to me from now on and make your heart warm?

14, some things should be cruelly forgotten, and don't let the tears of memories slowly blur your vision.

15, sometimes you need to be alone. Not lonely, but enjoying the free time of just being yourself.

16, we agreed to stay with me. No matter what we said, we vowed not to part, but it vanished in the blink of an eye.

17. It's not easy, it's possible and it's cherished to meet someone who really loves you in a happy time.

18, we are all lost children, seeing others' roads clearly, but not our own.

19, that wonderful thing is a light, steady, leisurely and most natural heart.

20. I can listen to your story with a smile, but I really can't afford to laugh at your relationship.

2 1, because I know there is always a smiling Gu Xiaobei waiting for me at the end of the road, which makes me brave.

22. Don't fantasize about others all day. If others know, they will definitely feel like killing you.

23. Be optimistic and be happy. Life is short. Don't waste time on things that are not worth mentioning.

At that time, your lips were still warm. I don't even want to wipe it to remember.

25. People all over the world have left you, and I will be by your side. If there is a hell, we will go crazy together.

26. Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us.

27. Give yourself a hundred reasons to believe in you, but it's not worth saying that we broke up.

28. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

29. The past will pass. Our pain, our sadness, our guilt.

I can be happy for several days if you laugh once, and I will be sad for several years if you cry once.

3 1, once myself, pure, pure and kind, was finally hollowed out by reality.

32, the sadness of life, there is always a pool of tears shed by deep love, you are the sea that I can't swim in this life.

33. I will come back and bring back the fragrance of kapok and bauhinia, and then tell you that I have found heaven.

34. Love a person, love his unbearable past, love his chaotic present and love his uncertain future.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

36. It's not that I can't meet a better one, but because I already have you and don't want to meet a better one.

37. Those distant nights that bloom in the years. Anyway, there is no going back to the past.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

39. Over time, the older you get, the more you know, the more thoroughly you see, and the less happy you are.

40. Holding hands is the saddest action in the world, because the next moment, it is doomed to let go.

4 1, the heart seems to be entangled in an invisible line, approaching him step by step, and the line is tightened inch by inch.

42. Some people inadvertently forget it; Some people, no matter how hard you try, can't forget.

43. If you have a choice, choose the best; If you have no choice, do your best.

44. I am so self-righteous that I think you care about me. In the end, I'm just sentimental.

I want to find a way out for my soul. Maybe the road is too far and there is no home, but I can only walk.

46. Although the past has faded away, although the former people have dispersed, in my memory, you have always been warm.

47. Unintentional lingering is just a tragedy. We can't go back in time, although you still smile at me.

48. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

49. You will never understand me. When you see it, you will regret not cherishing it.

50. Sometimes we need to ask ourselves calmly, what are we pursuing? What are we living for?

5 1, loving someone is not having him, just watching him silently in the distance, and you will be satisfied.

52. Time will always pass, always be lost, and always regret, so we will cherish it.

53. If you love it very much, you will be afraid that everything will change tomorrow. If you care, you won't be able to bear any minor injuries.

54. What if I can continue to wait, if time can stay, and if there is no if?

55, hatred can never dissolve hatred, only compassion can dissolve hatred, this is the eternal truth.

Sometimes, I miss you day and night. But when the person you miss appears in front of you, you feel at ease.

57. There will always be things that we can't change, and there will always be things that don't need to be changed.

58. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has someone who cares but can't get it.

59. What the breeze takes away is the unbearable yesterday, but what the years can't take away is the long-term attachment.

60. I'm fine. I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh and I don't need others to know.

6 1, you don't need too many criteria to choose a lover, just three things: don't lie to me, don't hurt me, and stay with me.

If you will think of me inadvertently in the future, please don't forget that I once loved you so much.

63. My sunset sadness is like a melancholy bird, and the melancholy bird flies into my sunset sadness.

64. I really understand that you don't like the new and hate the old, but I don't need to be with you when you are lonely.

65. Always pretend to be happy in front of others. Who knew you were just hiding the pain?

66. Calm down and count the lost sweet time, but I don't know when the tears will flow down unwillingly.

67. In this life, you can't come for nothing. Do what you want to do and love the person you want to love.

68, like and tired, there is always an episode, to argue that their results will actually be abandoned.

69. I often cry while watching TV and listening to music, just because of a scene, a lyric and a sentence.

70. I have traveled to every corner of your city, not to meet, but to feel your past.

7 1, your loneliness makes me nostalgic, and I accidentally looked back at you. Only lonely people are lonely.

You must have such friends. You are not gay, and neither is she. But you love her.

73. We said with a smile; We stay in the original place of time, but in fact we have already been swept away silently by the torrent.

74. To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the world.

75. Turning to the world of mortals, I would like to sing an eternal song with you, just for you.

76, melancholy youth, rebellious years, fermented into a bowl of grass juice, poured into my heart.

77. Maybe we used to like it, but our love took the wrong bus and passed by at that moment.

78. Who said that at the end of time, it is difficult for people who are with us to become people we really like?

79. I don't need to look for evidence that I loved you, because you and I are not from the same world.

80. liking a person's taste is like drinking a glass of cold water, and then dripping into tears.

8 1, but it's a pity that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, but it never waits for people. Unfortunately, I am a meteorite and he is a meteor.

82. Send a message to the clouds and the sunset glow, and bring my heart words: I will always wait for you, even if it is the ends of the earth.

83. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then shedding tears.

84. I am neither bad nor good. I just use my temper to do something I like.

85. The cruelty of time lies in that she can only take you to the future, but not to the past.

86. The huge moon is like a beautiful landscape, and the whole of Shanghai is shrouded in this landscape.

I know that love will hurt us to pieces, but I still keep looking.

88. The most painful thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever and never come back.

89. Careless girls are not without quality, just don't want others to see that they are unhappy.

90. Life is a lonely journey. Maybe someone in the middle took the same road, but they will eventually separate.

9 1, true happiness is not living like others, but being able to live according to your own wishes.

92. Don't take a person too seriously, because you may be nothing to that person.

Since you missed it, don't regret it, and strive to pursue the happiness you want.

94. Don't always worry about others, because they don't need your care, let alone worry about you.

95. Less sugar, less happiness, and a moment's hesitation when you are happy.

96. If waiting can bring miracles, I would rather wait, even for a year. Still a lifetime!

97. When tenderness is gone and tears are dry, does my present retention count? I just hope it won't be a regret.

98. There are always some scenery that can't be seen, just like some roads will never be taken and some people will never get it.

99. Some people are good to you because you are good to him, while others are good to you because they know you are good.

100, the biggest worry is that someone loves you, but you are not sure when this love will stop.

10 1. If one day I become more indifferent, please remember that when I need company, you say you are busy.

102, my world has changed, like a strange long empty fantasy of sadness and despair!

103, tears in eyes, shadows in thoughts, in the end, no one will become each other's lifelong possession.

104, I don't know when it started, but I gradually forgot how to laugh, and I couldn't think of a reason to laugh after racking my brains.

105, a person on the stage, singing happily and dancing sadly, although cold and cheerless, is particularly enchanting.

106, we feel unhappy because we are not pursuing happiness, but being happier than others.

107, when I was lonely and depressed about him, he also missed this person very much.

108, whenever I look at the sky, I don't like talking anymore, but I dare not look at the sky when I talk.

109, stand outside your planet and watch. If you can't enter your planet, you will always be watching from outside.

1 10, later you will understand that if that person once appeared in this world, others will make up.

1 1 1. Whether you love me so much or I love you so much, I am stuck in the past and love is over.

1 12. From now on, no matter how hurt I am, I won't cry. Tell yourself that no one will wipe your tears.

1 13, the vast sea of people, let you and I meet and leave in an instant, but your hearts will always know each other and understand each other.

1 14. It has been raining outside the window. Did the sky feel the tears in my heart?

1 15, the fleeting past, ignorant love made me laugh and cry, hurt and hurt, and my body and mind became more and more indifferent.

1 16, don't be infatuated with others until you are exhausted physically and mentally, and you don't know how many tears you shed when you regret it.

1 17. If you like someone, you can be with him, then there will be no tragedy in this world.

1 18, in the desperate struggle of time, we can't reach our destiny in the end.

1 19, the petals seeping into the soil are like memories buried in the bottom of my heart, looking forward to the next fragrance.

120, when the shoulder to lean on is gone, when the tears run dry, when I decide to let go, my heart is gone.

12 1, too far apart, too far away, this is not a distance, a strange heart is the farthest distance.

122, he said to me before deleting me: I'm sorry. Then, quietly disappeared.