A coldly smiling copy.

1. Chinese beginner: "Seeing the glyphs of these two Chinese characters makes me feel like I am next to the moon and feel the bright moonlight. Good mood, so romantic 1 word. " Teacher: "This is the bladder."

2. single dog, staying at home and staying up all night, is like an octogenarian who can't sleep all night.

3. Reinforced concrete: describe a person who is stubborn!

The adaptability and compatibility of human body are very strong, such as gas, liquid, solid, semi-liquid and semi-solid can be discharged from your chrysanthemum.

When I was a child, I always wrote my unhappiness on my face, but when I grew up, it was not like this ... I can still write it there!

6. I just got a call from the sales office to sell a house, saying that there is a building in the city center with a greening rate of 55%. Do you want to think about it? I told him no, thanks. The green area where I live is 95%. He said it was impossible and asked me which city I lived in. When I talked about the stock market, he hung up ... Seventh, he bought a duck neck at the gate of the community and chatted with the Wuhan guy who sold the duck neck while waiting: "Are you happy in this business?" The young man readily replied, "Of course, I am very happy. I can cut off anyone's head if I want, just like the emperor. " While speaking, the knife dropped, and a duck's head rolled on the chopping block ... I went to ... eight. "The moon is so big tonight." "Yes," two astronauts stood on the moon and chatted.

9. I think money can still buy feelings. If you don't believe me, I promise to give you feelings, even father and son.

10. In the desert, the rabbit is dying, and the vulture is coming to eat it. Little Nutbrown hare begged, "You are so majestic and magnificent. You must be the king of the desert. Please leave me alone, Lord Sha Ying. " "You haven't seen me? Hehe, I am not an eagle. " The vulture turned to let it go, but the rabbit suddenly realized and shouted, "Not an eagle? Ah, I see! Are you a sand sculpture? " . Rabbit, pawn.

1 1. A.D. 12 19, Genghis Khan led an army to the western expedition, and he was unable to cook for lack of cooking utensils. Mao had a brainwave and asked the soldiers to take off their helmets and set fire to barbecue, which solved the problem. When he visited, he found that a military barbecue was particularly popular. Genghis Khan went forward and tasted it, and it was really better than the general barbecue, so he asked the soldiers what the secret was. The soldier scratched his head and said, nothing, just a little more oil on my head.

12. The pig woke up from the nightmare and cried to his mother, "I dreamed that I would be a sailor when I grow up, but I don't like being a sailor." Mother pig comforted him and said, "Don't be afraid of children. Dreams are always against Egypt." Sure enough, the pig later turned into ham.

13. Talking about the past, Li Gonggong lamented: "Time is like cutting, and the past is like castration."

14.a: What is your company's corporate culture that has the most profound influence on your values? When I was late for school, I just stood and was punished. Deduct money for being late for work!

15. Virtual social space can easily ignite sparks. A beautiful photo and an emotional remark can easily win a person's favor. Then two people chat and find some similarities, and they care about each other over time. We think this is love. No, just two lonely and boring people killing time together.

16. Seeing that my peers have children, I began to worry that I am not only a socially meaningless person, but also a physically meaningless person.

17. Reporter: What interesting cases have you experienced as a doctor? Doctor: Last year, there was a patient with pulmonary cryptococcus infection. I want to know why the lungs are infected with fungi. Later, when asked, I learned that patients should smell their socks with their noses before washing them. Reporter ... eighteen. "Happy Valentine's Day!