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I need two people to sing the lyrics complaining about December. Who can help me? Help ~ ~
This is all my parents' fault.
Ever since I came into this world,
I don't eat well, and I don't dress well.
I don't have a good room without pocket money.
Tell me, whose girl can come to my side (poor family, no business)
Seeing people get married in February, my eyes filled with tears.
I blame my parents for being unreasonable in this matter.
Why not find a matchmaker to drink and eat vegetables?
Should I play cards? If I lose my money, I will lose my money and take it with me.
Tell me whose girl can come to my house (my mother doesn't care about my marriage, she plays with money all day)
I was in tears when I saw someone get married in March.
It's all my brother's fault.
He has lived a different life since he got married and separated.
Hungry, I didn't say anything
His children's wives also came to eat and drink.
Tell me whose girl can be my wife (my brother and sister-in-law came to my house for free, making my family poor)
I stopped crying when I saw someone get married in April.
I blame the earth and the sky for this.
My parents don't save money.
Well, shouldn't you play with money?
This family is in rags.
Tell me whose girl can come to me.
I am sad to see someone get married in May.
I blame my parents for this,
Indifferent to my marriage.
I don't know why.
I'm really anxious,
Tell me whose girl can marry me.
Seeing people get married in June brings tears to my eyes.
My parents didn't arrange it.
Why didn't you take me into the war years?
For the country, I think it is also necessary to arrange a battle on the battlefield.
Even if I sacrifice my life, I will make a martyr card (dead is better than single)
I cried when I saw someone get married in July.
I blame myself for it.
I played truant since I was a child and never went to middle school.
I have no education and low level.
There is no savings at home.
Tell me whose girl can be my good wife.
I cried when I saw someone get married in August.
It's all my aunt's fault.
With millions of dollars around her waist, she is considered a rich man.
I cried when I had no money to get engaged.
She didn't pay a penny.
If I have no money, whose girl can be my daughter-in-law (no one can be poor, and my aunt won't lend me money)
Seeing someone get married in September, I burst into tears.
It's all my fault.
He is the section chief of the Bureau of * *, leaving me alone.
I went to prison for breaking my shoes.
I will leave a stain all my life.
Tell me, whose girl can live with us forever (it's a shame that I spent six months in prison because of a prostitute)
I cried when I saw someone getting married in October.
I blame my third aunt for this,
There are two aunts in their family who are the best match for me.
She said it was inappropriate for close relatives to get married.
Tell me, why can't I bring a good girl (otherwise, my son will be beaten)
I cried when I saw someone get married 1 1 month.
It's all my uncle's fault.
I think if he lent me the three or four thousand dollars
My marriage matured very early.
I married Er Ya.
Why should I be lonely as a bachelor (uncle doesn't care about me, bastard, matchmaking)
/kloc-I stopped crying when I watched someone get married in 0/2 months.
It's all my ancestors.
Probably because the ancestors didn't get it, and the descendants didn't get it.
I have no right, no right, no job and no money.
Just single and lonely.
Singing well, singing hard, and friends are more tolerant.
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