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Charming space of sand sculpture
1. Others don't eat in anger, and I eat two bowls of rice in anger.
I insist on doing sit-ups every day and one at night. Get up in the morning.
3. If you want a sweet love, if you really don't have it, it's ok to be spoiled.
4. I suddenly thought that I was 120 kg when I just ordered takeout. I slapped myself hard. How can I be distracted by ordering takeout like this?
Toss a coin. If it sticks to the ceiling, you won't eat midnight snack.
6. I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair.
7. Others lose weight by not eating snacks and exercising regularly, and I lose weight? Hello, a cup of milk tea with less sugar? !
8. You are not really happy, but I am.
9.good morning. After reading this passage, you are really predestined. Please treat me to breakfast and cherish this fate.
10. Some people like lonely places, but they just have no money to go out to play. #, 77 Inspirational Network
1 1. Even if my fate is unfair and there are many obstacles, I will definitely get up where I fall. As long as I persist, those who laugh at me will be laughed to death sooner or later.
12. Thanks to the glory of the king for adding some life to my ordinary life.
13. Do you think ordinary dogs will think the police are coming when they see police dogs? 14. Can you teach me to swear? Every time I swear, I feel embarrassed. I clenched my fist and blushed. Finally, I can only whisper: you are dead.
15. Do I have to learn electric welding to make your eyes shine?
16. I am a cold person, and the cold in my bones gives me rheumatoid arthritis.
17. I am a girl with no money, no activity and no boyfriend. #, 77 Inspirational Network
18. Some people like lonely places, but they just don't have the money to go out for waves.
19. Others fall in love by looks, routines and money! And I am much simpler, only relying on each other's blindness!
20. Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone.
2 1. I farted quietly, hoping the wind would blow it into your mouth.
22. Do you know why I like winter? Because I can see you, huh? Fairy? .
23. There are three possibilities for girls to suffer from insomnia: 1. Miss your boyfriend; 2。 Miss the boy you secretly love; 3。 Too full.
24. Save the earth tonight. Please leave a message.
25. Does anyone know how to chase Gemini? If there is, chase me. Thank you. 26. White shirts are prone to yellowing, and general laundry detergent is difficult to wash off. Many people have a headache, so they might as well take some headache medicine when washing.
27. It is still very important to study hard at ordinary times, otherwise you won't dare to get high marks in the exam.
28. I suddenly miss my male ticket, and I don't know if he has eaten or gone to work today, where he lives, how old he is and what his name is.
29. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further. #, 77 Inspirational Network
30. Listening to English songs is good. Because I don't understand them, I haven't been bored after listening for half a year.
3 1. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits! It is true that ugly people play pranks, because being good-looking and unreasonable is called coquetry.
32. Be sure to save money well in June. Go to bed early and get up early and have nothing to do. By the way, I have to change my bad temper. If not, send it again in July.
There are three things that young people can't touch nowadays: idolization, staying up late and the glory of the king. The more you get in touch with them, the more you will find it really interesting to be single.
If you eat less than one meal every day, you will save a lot of money over time, which can be saved for treating stomach diseases later.
35. If a boy often wears makeup, he is called Niang. So if a girl doesn't wear makeup often, should she call me dad?
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