Humor in the circle of friends, talk about those classic sentences that make people feel funny about life.

1, as long as I can solve things with money, don't worry, I can't solve anything.

It is not difficult to be a good person for one day, but a rich person for a lifetime.

It is good to suffer more when you are young, but you will get used to it when you are old.

4, shopping with my girlfriend, walking, she said that her legs are a little soft and can't walk. Me: I was fine just now. Why can't I leave suddenly? Let's see a doctor. She pointed to the barbecue stall across the street and said, honey, you don't need to go to the hospital. You should buy me some kebabs so that my legs won't get weak. You've never heard of hungry legs!

5, girls who love to laugh will not be too bad luck. The point is that unlucky girls can laugh?

6. Those hurdles that can't be crossed are not just because of short legs!

7. It is not necessarily actors who can act, but those who can pretend to be grandchildren.

8. Take your wife to eat buffet hot pot and ask in the shop. The waiter said1one in 50 yuan. My wife pulled me: don't worry, let's go and see how the dishes are strolled first, and find that there are quite a lot of seafood. I asked my wife: Do you think it's ok? My wife touched her belly and said, why don't you eat today? Tomorrow, I will come on an empty stomach. this

9, blind date, see the girl, can open the deadlock. Man: Beauty, I have a house and a car, and my monthly salary is over 10,000 yuan. . . The woman didn't answer and looked disdainful. Long silence, man: I'm sorry, half of what I just said is a lie. Woman: I knew you were bragging. Just like you, with a house and a car, it's only over 10 thousand? It must be a lie! Man: No, you are wrong. What I said is true! W: So which half of you are lying? Man: Beauty. . . .

1 1, work is always done one by one. The wallet will expand slowly, slowly, slowly. The holiday will come sooner or later. Everything will get better gradually. There will always be rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain. Even if the days are good, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Life is like this, ups and downs.

12, if you do your best wholeheartedly, you may not be as good as others.

13, I feel that life is a little eclipsed. Give me some color to see see, preferably yellow.

14, I'm so tired. Take a lucky netizen to carry everything for me.

15. Examination: The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

Friends circle feels life imprisonment. Why do you want to send a circle of friends to feel life?

1, there is no eternal pain in life. No matter how deep the pain is, the wound will always heal.

2. One day, love asks friendship, what can you do? Friendship says I can wipe away your tears.

I am so ordinary, but I am so lucky. Thank you very much

4, my life, I would like to ask for one person, wandering around the world, no regrets. If I wait for this person, I will protect and cherish my life.

5. Why do people like to go high? I wonder if it's too cold up there?

6. We shook hands tightly, let the feeling pass gently in our hands, and * * * enjoyed an unforgettable warmth.

7, Christmas Eve, with your present woman, you should be very happy.

8. Where is heaven and earth going? Old love and new dreams come, and dusk ends.

9. Hold your hand and follow you slowly; Looking back many years later, you still hold my hand.

10, find a good dream, the dream is hard to realize. Who knows my mood at this time? X- nie shengqiong

1 1, a nostalgic person, an insecure person. I can't expect to give myself an answer or comfort myself.

12, Shakespeare said: friends must help each other in adversity, and that can be called true friendship.

13, it is said that mistress is a bitch, but the man who cheated on her is not a good thing either.

14, you don't have to stay to pick flowers and save them. Just keep going and flowers will bloom on all your roads.

15, there is a kind of beauty called trust, which lies in people's hearts, in every humble corner and in this vast world!

16, I have a world of my own, very quiet and isolated, which allows me to do what I want and dream what I want.

17, red, pink and white) Flowers are sweet, and wild flowers are scattered in the grass like eyes and stars, still blinking.

18, we finally got what we wanted, but neither of us was what we agreed to be.

19, whenever I look at the sky, I don't like talking anymore. Whenever I speak, I dare not look at the sky again.

20. These days, I am like thunder grass withered by frost on the hillside, and my head hangs down all day.

2 1 But there is one thing that will not be harvested by him, and that is our friendship.

22, don't want to rely on others, don't want to end the road, nothing is better than hard work.

23. We often waste too much self-righteous and embarrassing youth.

24. After many years, the scenery passed by the horse once again presents a red vein, which is the color of the cuckoo weeping blood, fresh as ever.

25. Loving you is not a game, shedding tears is not an act, and instant happiness is not good.

26. In the wear and tear of the annual rings, sadness and joy are precipitated, but a layer of unforgettable sadness floats.

27. The boy's warm shadow. Said he would seize the time to accompany me to the wilderness.

28. I am young and energetic. Who makes the string break, the flowers fall on the shoulders, and the trance is blurred.

29. No one or anything can affect us. It's pure bullshit.

30. Time has been an understatement for you for those who can let go and those who can't. Now that my husband is working together, the years are stable and quiet.

3 1, draw a circle and tell yourself that this is happiness. If you leave this circle, all you save is an empty vagrant.

32. How crazy time is. It makes children grow into teenagers so quickly and pushes teenagers to leave their hometown and go far away.

Sometimes, you can get something by giving up something, and then you want to give it up.

I love Yang. We have been together for a long time. May I wish us happiness?

35. If you can see the faded beauty, you can feel the happiness you have now.

36. There are many tall buildings here and there is heavy traffic on the streets. The bustling crowd, such as tide, neon dazzling, lights trance, but also illusory and true.

You are lucky to be different from others. Don't change your characteristics.

Your words touched my heart, but you were unmoved.

39. No matter how far the road is, it is a road after all. As long as you dare to start, there is hope to arrive.

40. Sometimes a smile is not the best medicine, and sometimes it is just the best cover-up.

Sentences expressing feelings about life in a circle of friends

1, honesty is part of eloquence; We convince others because of our desire and sincerity.

When a person has nothing to rely on, he often becomes strong.

3, too concerned about other people's opinions, there will be two endings in the end: either you are exhausted or let others die.

Time will tell you everything. Some things, until you gradually wake up, don't understand that it is a mistake.

5. All the unwillingness is because you still have dreams. Before you give up, work hard. Afraid of old age and long road.

6, many personnel changes, you can't control, you can only follow the fate. To live happily, we must learn to do things soberly and be a confused person.

7. A woman is a book, and men are most concerned about copyright issues. If it is a pirated book, he will definitely ask for the lowest discount first. (Love is like a market)

8. Always seeing people who are better than yourself in your eyes shows that you are going high; Always seeing people worse than yourself in your eyes means that you are going downhill.

I must forgive you. A person can't hide a poisonous snake in his chest forever; You can't get up every night and plant thorns in the garden of your soul.

10. When one door of happiness closes, another door will open. But we often stare at the closed door and turn a blind eye to the newly opened one.

Life is a station that comes in and goes out. Yesterday, it was a landscape, which I saw and blurred; Time is a passer-by, remember and forget;

12 is not cowardice or forbearance, but examining people's difficulties, making up their shortcomings, developing their advantages and forgiving their mistakes, instead of admiring their talents, laughing at their shortcomings and blaming them.

13, miss you with the most beautiful posture, only remember your kindness and gentleness, and forget those stupid injuries. So I will feel that I loved you, which is actually a happy thing.

14. The unhappiest people in the world are those who live every day but don't know what to do. If you want to do more things than time, you will not be unhappy.

15, some people are always young no matter how old they are; Some people, regardless of honor or disgrace, are very calm; Some people, rich or poor, are simple; Some people stride forward despite being laughed at!

16, the mood is like clothes. If it is dirty, take it to wash and bask in the sun, and the sun will naturally disperse. The sunshine is so good, why bother yourself? Live every moment well, and 10,000 bright futures are not worth a warm gift.

17, true friends will not look down on you because they are down and out; True feelings will not abandon you because they are dull. The human heart is so integrated that it is your blessing to hold you with your heart; No matter how heavy your feelings are, if someone is kind to you, you should cherish them as much as you cherish your life!

18, life is imperfect, there are always defects, and life has three pains: first, it can't be obtained; The second pain is that I got it, but that's all; The third pain is that you give up easily, only to find out later that it is so important in your life.

19, 1, the soul has a home and life has a way out. 2. Wandering is not equal to freedom. 3. Trauma is a shortcut to maturity. 4. People can find their true self when they are lonely. 5. Simple life is charming, and simple people are happy. 6. Learning to be simple is not simple.

20. Tragedy is that God gave you the ambition, ideal and talent to realize your ideal, but never gave you the opportunity to realize it all your life and broke your ideal. Even if it is a tragedy, how can you blame God? Can people clap their hands and call it completely irresponsible?

2 1, it's hard to be confused. Let nature take its course. Life can't be as beautiful as you think, and it can't be as bad as you think. People's fragility and strength are beyond imagination. Sometimes, I may be too fragile to burst into tears at a word, and sometimes I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.

22. I occasionally think that if life is really like a video game, you can choose to start over if you fail. What will life be like? It is precisely because time is gone forever and every day can't be recovered, so we should cherish every inch of time, honor our parents, love our children, be considerate of our lovers and be kind to our friends!

23, low-key quiet is a beautiful truth of life, everyone has their own world. Man is really an elusive creature, and the only one who knows himself best is himself forever. Life can't be smooth sailing, happiness is a day, and trouble is also a day, so why not let yourself have a happy day?

24. Happiness does not mean that everything is perfect. Life is an experience, an experience. Life is like this, and there will inevitably be pain and injury. When life is smooth sailing, it is easy to smile, but those who can smile in adversity are truly optimistic. There are many things in this world that are not as good or as bad as you think.

25. Although time has been advancing and changing, our warm smiles, simple words, faint memories and faint laughter have all given each other deep blessings. Yesterday didn't seem to stay in anyone's heart, and it flowed beautifully. That kind of lightness after drunkenness, that kind of pure happiness, has become a clear scenery on the road of life, warm and moving.

26. A person's birth means the beginning of pain, and the end of a person's life means the end of pain. A person's life is a process of constant struggle with pain, and the meaning of life lies in finding a little happiness from the struggle with pain. As long as people live in this world, they have a lot of troubles, pains or happiness, depending on your heart.

27. Quiet. Talk less and listen more, but you can't help talking to yourself. Speak slowly, do slowly, and leave a sentence on your lips. Hold on. Flexibility, advance and retreat. Patience is the prelude to progress. Jane. Treat friendship with an open mind and treat fame and fortune with generosity. Light. Calmly face the sudden decline and calmly deal with emergencies. Hide. Silence is the highest accomplishment, and silence is the greatest strength.

28. Youth is the source of happiness, happiness flows here, and pain lingers on the opposite side; Youth is a rainy sky, with rain and dew spreading and sunshine waiting in the horizon. We can have some things in the journey of youth, but we can't take them away after all. Looking at the sky outside the window, it suddenly darkened, feeling that our youth suddenly disappeared.

29. Life is like tea, bitter as life and light as the breeze. Tea needs boiling water to be fragrant, people need to go through ups and downs to be calm, and the suffering in the world is a fulfillment of life. The tea of life, whether strong or weak, should be carefully tasted. Success and failure, gain and loss are all the tastes of life. Hold a cup of tea of life, let the fragrance wash away the dust and be indifferent to peace.

If you don't take me seriously, I will treat you like this. I can play dumb, but don't think I'm stupid. I can tolerate it, but don't exceed my bottom line. I don't lose my temper, but I don't lose my temper easily with my friends. I can accept any fact. Be true to me, and I will double the reward. Treat friends with a simple heart. Think of me when you are happy, and think of me when you are uncomfortable.

3 1, what is husband and wife? It is to warm each other every night and work hard together every day. What is family? Is to share joy and tears. what is love ? Is to miss when you can't see, and be silent when you see. The most important people around us will not do earth-shattering things, but will accompany you, watch you, protect you, walk through flowers and plants, and never leave.

32. I always burst into tears when I hear a song; There is always a sense of melancholy when you see a familiar figure, a silent daze when you smell a certain fragrance, and a frequent look back when you pass by a certain place. Life is limited, don't waste it repeating other people's lives. Don't be bound by any preaching, or you will be shrouded in the shadow of other people's thinking. ...

33. Drinking less is good for the liver; Smoking less is good for the lungs; Exercise, doing more, is good for your health; Money, earning more, is good for life; Husband and wife, think more, good for the family; Couples, a little more sticky, are good for love; The mind, a little cleaner, is conducive to mental thinking; Mood, let go, is good for mood.

34. Many people's mistakes and losses are due to lack of effort. I don't know what's stopping you, just for today and tomorrow, even for the long years to come. Sometimes the destination you think is just a transition. And the transition you think is actually home. Time is the most powerful killer, and all people will forget it, get tired, get old, and leave without its spell. Let what truly belongs to you finally belong to you.

35, the embodiment of education 1. Respect others, even if you don't like it; 2. Go to the appointment and try not to be late; 3. Always say thank you; 4. Be careful not to interrupt others; 5. Be rational and don't expose other people's shortcomings in public; 6. Keep your promise, even if there are many difficulties; 7. Be patient with your parents; 8. Some people succeed without cynicism, and some people fail without hitting a person when he is down; 9. Don't force others to accept their opinions.

36. The greatest pain in life is that the soul does not belong, whether you know it or not, admit it or not. If you have a kind heart, you have nothing to worry about; If you are kind, there will be no hateful people; If the heart is simple, the world is empty. Be a good person, have a good attitude and a stable dream; To do good, God knows what to learn from ghosts and gods. If you don't doubt, the world is not cold. No, the end of the world is not far. The sky is warm if you don't hate it. If you don't talk, the world will be peaceful.

37. Smile more and be less sad; Love more and hate less; Read more and whisper less; More exercise, less beauty. Life is as dull as water. A little salt will be salty, a little sugar will be sweet, a little coffee will be bitter, and a little tea will be fragrant. It's up to you to make it tasty. Be quiet, be calm, be calm and be casual.

Learn to understand, because only by understanding others will you be understood by others. Learn to be tolerant, because no one can make mistakes and no one is perfect. Learn to pay, because only pay can be rewarded. Learn to be content, because only in this way can you feel how beautiful life is now. Learn to listen, because this is respect for others and comfort to others; Learn to be happy, because only by spending every day happily can you live a wonderful life!

39. The bottom line of power: system; The bottom line of the system: law; The bottom line of law: fairness; The bottom line of fairness: justice; The bottom line of justice: incorruptibility; The bottom line of incorruptibility: conscience; The bottom line of conscience: good thoughts; The bottom line of good thoughts: shame; The bottom line of shame: self-discipline; The bottom line of self-discipline: loyalty; The bottom line of loyalty: responsibility; The bottom line of responsibility: lead by example; The bottom line of example: personality; The bottom line of personality: faith.

40, sad, take a walk quietly; Sad, turn around silently. Life, everything, how can everything go well, not to mention the pain is not the whole of life, hurt, crying, life has to continue, in this world, it is difficult to endure. Pain, bite the bullet, pain, hold up your waist. Life needs this. Facing all kinds of misfortunes in life, not being sad or happy is like facing the withering of flowers and plants, naturally calmly, and continuing tomorrow.

Life perception sends sentences of friends circle.

1. From then on, I smoked and drank, but I never talked about eternity. From then on, I talked about cats and dogs and never said I had them.

Please keep silent about everything you have experienced. One day, there will be a road and an answer in silence.

If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

The only thing you can't cheat in the world is your own heart, which always exposes your joys and sorrows when you least expect it.

If you care too much about other people's ideas, then your life is like a pair of underwear, and you have to go on whatever others fart.

6. Don't foolishly let yourself have too many ideas. Your imagination will only create a problem that doesn't exist in the first place.

7. A person's maturity is in his mind. A person's innocence, in the eyes. Mature and naive are not contradictory words.

8. Kind people always feel that rejecting others is like doing something wrong. Some people, you help her with seven points, but she thinks you owe her three points.

9. Everyone who comes to you has a reason. Even if you don't like it very much, at least it can remind you not to be like him.

10, other people's lives are like a runway show. What you can see is graceful, but what you can't see is scarred. The scenery is always in the eyes of others.

1 1. Give yourself some time, forgive yourself many stupid things, accept yourself and love yourself. The past will pass, and what should come is on the way.

12, everyone who shines has survived one unknown night after another, and that is what we really deserve and admire.

13, although the world is complex, the heart remains unchanged and the feelings remain unchanged; Despite the ups and downs, the pace remains the same, and the pursuit remains the same; Despite the vicissitudes of time, the world remains the same and life remains the same.

14, the companionship between souls is the connection of souls and the warmth of spirit. Warmth is a feeling in my heart; Touching is a gentleness of life. Being far away, my heart is close at hand.

15, I shouldn't have been so close to you at the beginning, so I can't adapt to the sudden distance with you now; I shouldn't be so kind to you that when we are not good now, I will be so bad.

16, be a mountain, look at everything and be inclusive. Being a man is like water, you can advance and retreat, but you must know how to advance and retreat. Those who are willing to suffer losses will eventually be unable to suffer losses and will have to pay them back sooner or later; Those who are willing to admit defeat will eventually lose their self-esteem and win the hearts of the people!

17, life is the pursuit of ideals, and ideals are the indicator lights of life. Without this lamp, you will lose the courage to live. Therefore, only by adhering to the lofty ideals of life can we not get lost in the ocean of life.

18, it's normal to be misunderstood, even by your closest relatives. Don't always expect others to think with you, after all, yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn. When there is a contradiction, you might as well laugh it off, believing that time is the best running-in agent.

19, success is not an easy thing, failure is always waiting for you, people, don't be afraid of failure, success or not, only care whether we pay time and effort. In my opinion, losing is as wonderful as winning, because we have worked hard!

20. Don't treat the kindness of others as weakness, it is a kind of generosity; Don't treat others' tolerance as cowardice, it is a kind of compassion. Just because a good-natured person is not easy to get angry doesn't mean he won't get angry; Just because a bad-tempered person is playing dumb doesn't mean there is no bottom line.

2 1, what to do, what to say, caring too much about other people's feelings, that is equal to living for others. Just be yourself, don't be selfish, don't be arrogant, and don't myth yourself. In fact, you can't take care of everyone's feelings, you will only make yourself uncomfortable.

22. Because you know, you are tolerant; Because I know, I feel the same way. Because I have a deep understanding, I know your burden and understand your difficulties; Because of empathy, I feel sorry for your sincerity and cherish your feelings. Yes, it is the warmest language in the world. A few short words contain thousands.

23. In life, there are always more audiences than friends. The audience will only make people feel comfortable visually, but friends will move your heart. Friends don't meet every day, eat, drink and flatter each other. But to understand you, support you, encourage you and help you mentally and spiritually. Correct you if there is any deficiency.

24, bitter days, no one is easy. No matter who you meet, it is destiny takes a hand. Don't embarrass others even if there are people or things you don't like. But more respect and tolerance; More friendly and honest; Send a rose, but leave a lingering fragrance in your hand. Being kind to others is being kind to yourself!

25, the road of life, or far, or confused. People on the road, personal income, personal experience. We can't fully participate in the excitement of others, and we can't influence the mood of others. We just live in our own world, all the time. Therefore, since the fate has been decided, no matter what you like and how you feel, I believe that everything has a cause and effect.

26, a fire rising in the dark, so warm, so happy, ever-changing fire, fascinating So is the beginning of love. The loneliness of the whole world has subsided, making room for our fire. The test of love is not how to make a fire, but how to keep looking for firewood to keep the fire burning and spend the next long night.

27. Life is like a maze. When you were born, you came to the door of the maze. You have no choice but to join the game. You can't tell which door is the exit and which door is the dead end. Feel your way forward, or let your feelings guide you. We will meet many people in our life. Beauty is not a sin, life is full of surprises.

28, relying on the mountain will fall, relying on everyone to run, only yourself is the most reliable. No one will accompany you all your life, so you have to adapt to loneliness. No one will help you all your life, so you have to struggle all your life. Instead of regretting today with tears, it is better to fight today with sweat. When the tears run out, the rest should be strong. Don't give up this second, there is hope in the next!

29, deep words should be shallow, and the long road should be wasted. The world should be truly felt, and the painful wound should be gently rubbed. Bless bravely at other times. When you are not understood, you will always feel distressed if you believe that you are worthy of your dreams. People who care should love stupidly, and take your time with what you have experienced. Don't forget, be gentle, don't forget, be happy.

30, pain, needless to say! Crying is not necessarily a sad thing! Laughing is not necessarily happy! Silence is not necessarily important! Leaving is not necessarily very chic! Happy, not necessarily painless! Happiness is not necessarily never hurt! Taking the initiative for a long time will be very tired! Care for a long time will collapse! Silence for a long time will suffer! If I miss you for a long time, I will cry. Wondering why you are so heartbroken.

3 1, some things are wrong from the beginning, but we have to admit it at the end. How difficult it is for a person to lift his weight easily and honestly. Missing is the most powerless and humble thing in life. In life, if you have tasted a stirring scenery, written an article about a cuckoo crying blood, and stood shoulder to shoulder with a lovable person, it is enough.

Smart people in the workplace must remember that you only work for two people, one is yourself and the other is your immediate boss. Do it for yourself, because you have to keep learning and improve your ability. Do it for the immediate superior, because you have to solve the problems that the leader needs to solve. Achievement depends on your hard work, and credit depends on the judgment of your leader. Sometimes, your achievements are not necessarily equal to credit.

33. Life lies in comprehension, and life lies in comprehension. If you don't know how to choose, no matter how hard you try, it will be difficult to succeed; If you don't know how to cherish it, it will be difficult to change objects for a long time; I don't know how to appreciate it, and it's hard to describe how my eyes have changed. If you don't know how to act, no matter how smart you are, it is difficult to interpret a dream; If you don't know how to cooperate, it will be difficult to succeed again. If you don't know how to accumulate, it's hard to have money if you earn money again; If you don't know how to be content, no matter how rich you are, it's hard to be happy; If you don't know how to keep in good health, you won't live long after treatment.

34. Many times in life, we originally planned well and imagined beautifully, but we often walked, and everything gradually changed, becoming less beautiful, and sometimes even turned into a task and a burden. Just like traveling, it was originally a relaxing and pleasant thing, but as a result, it often ran around on the road, just to go to that scenic spot once, but missed the significance of stop-and-go travel.

35. Occasionally complaining about a life may be an emotional catharsis, but if you habitually complain without seeking change, you are not smart. Life is a simple track, boring repetition. Take a trip and see the world more, and you will find that the knots you care about are nothing at all. Some roads can only be taken by one person, and only one person knows the hardships on the road.

36. Sometimes I hate myself who is unwilling to be mediocre but does not work hard. I feel that I am not good enough and envy others' brilliance, but in fact most people are ordinary, but you just don't see others' efforts. Don't be depressed, don't panic, be a snail who climbs hard, or a stupid bird who keeps flying. We worked hard to grow up, stumbled all the way, and then we were black and blue. One day, you will stand in the brightest place and live the life you once longed for.

37. We can often forgive those who make mistakes all the time, but we can't forgive those who make mistakes occasionally. When a person never speaks well of you, occasionally speaking well of you will make you excited; And a person who always speaks well of you will occasionally make you feel bad for a few days. These are often due to our own judgment and thinking problems, but our psychology is at work. Pro is sparse, far is fragrant!

38. The world is not complicated. Human feelings should be simple, but we have complicated them. Some pains can be tolerated, but after the exaggerated cry, the true face of the facts is covered up, and it is virtually advertised as an outsider. For a long time, it is nothing more than absorbing some elusive eyes. Remember, others are not your everything, and you are not the center of anyone. Why not peel off the disguise of carrying heavy burdens, make people more transparent and relax their spirit?

39, care, do not need sweet words, just be sincere; Friendship doesn't need every day, just remember; Greetings don't need rhetoric, just be sincere; Love doesn't need some form, just warmth. When people are alive, the circle should not be too big, just accommodate yourself; I don't have many friends, just casually. Some people can only look from a distance but not from afar; Some words can only be said slowly. Friends, make friends, get along slowly, and you can last for a long time.

40. Face life with a normal heart and embrace happiness with a grateful heart. No one has never been happy, at least there have been happy moments. More often, we often miss happiness, or we are born without knowing how to be blessed. When happiness comes, we should seize it bravely. And when happiness is in your hands, you must cherish it. Learn to cherish, learn to be content, and you won't always regret it. Instead of pursuing happiness in the distance, it is better to cherish what is already in your hand.