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My friend asked me to go to him and tell him the fare, but I didn't send it.

My friend asked me to tell him the fare, but I didn't ask him directly. Don't be embarrassed. It turns out that I'm too embarrassed to ask someone else for it. In the end, it all went away.

Later, after someone asked for it, I found that people just forgot it, not that they didn't want to give it.

My friend asked me to find him, but I hope he will pick me up, but he said it's better to tell him directly what you think now ~

Tell him that you want him to pick you up, but you are afraid that he will be tired. Ask his opinion. You can wait if he is willing to come. Otherwise, you can take a compromise. You can start together, meet on the road, or ask him to meet at a place not too far from everyone.

Isn't that what you did?

Sometimes it's better to say it, that is, to avoid your distress, and to save him from being unable to see through your mind and affecting you two invisible species, which is unnecessary.

I wish you happiness!

My boyfriend asked me to find him. We love each other very much, but my parents are against this boyfriend who needs you to communicate with your parents. If your boyfriend really loves you, he will do well enough.

How to coax the handsome boy to let me find him, but I can't go because of something. Later he said, let me see what to do. 1, she said to her friend sadly, "My husband and I had a quarrel. He yelled at me and told me to get out with my things. I put my husband in my bag and cried that you are mine. " "It's touching. Then what? " The friend asked. She replied, "Then he packed four bags before I finished packing."

He said to her: Let's go to the movies. She said: OK. He said to her again, my girlfriend will come tomorrow. She felt a dull pain in her heart, but she still smiled and said, OK. The next day, she only saw him coming alone and asked, where is your girlfriend? He gently touched her head and smiled and said to her, it's right in front of me.

She doesn't deserve him. Everyone thinks so, including herself. He still insisted on marrying her and lived happily after marriage, but he had no children for many years. She suspected that it was her own problem and became more and more depressed, but she accidentally found his infertility report and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. A few years later, she died of illness and he remarried. Shortly after marriage, the new wife became pregnant. Looking at her photo, he murmured, at least you were at ease when you left.

4. Two people stand side by side on the roof and meet each other. The woman cried, "People think I have a crush on your money." The man sighed, "There is no trust in the world, only interests." The woman said, "Jump and prove our true love." The man nodded and counted: "1, 2, 3!" " "The man jumped down and the woman smiled and stayed where she was:" Believe … nonsense! " "Then I found a rope tied to my ankle, which shortened rapidly in my frightened eyes.

He has been fired for two weeks and has been looking for a job without telling his wife. On this day, he came home from work and was about to hide his resume, but he found her breast cancer diagnosis from under the bed. She invited him to dinner, dear. How was your work today? He said, good. What about the results of your physical examination? She smiled: not bad. Let's eat. They sat opposite each other in tears. Outside the window, it is a light. ...

She asked me why I always take a shower first. I said I was tired and wanted to take a bath first. She is unhappy and thinks that I am not as good to her as before. Actually, it's because we moved to a small bathroom, and bathing in winter is freezing to death. But I found that if a person washes first, the bathroom will be warm, so I rushed into the bathroom first. I think she will be at least one or two degrees warmer when she enters the bathroom.

7. She liked him for four years, collected everything about him, liked the way he bowed his head, became angry when she saw him with other girls, and wrote countless love letters. It's just that he doesn't know all this. Several years later, he and she were no longer in the same city, but she received his gift before marriage, which was an earring that she accidentally left behind. The attached letter reads: I spent my youth in unrequited love, but I can't be with you.

8, birthday party, drunk, the man asked the woman: "Why did you choose me?" Women laugh: "Because you have money", men are silent. After waking up, the woman realized something and quickly asked the man, "Did you ask me a question last night?" The man nodded: "I asked why you chose me?" The woman asked, "What did I answer?" The man smiled: "You said because you love me." Woman's silence ...

9. A friend moved to a new home, and a friend went to visit and celebrate. While enjoying the elegant decoration, everyone kept asking, "Who chose this stereo?" "My wife!" "Who chose this sofa?" "My wife!" "Who has seen this mural?" "My wife!" A friend kept asking, "Which one did you choose in your life?" I only heard my friend proudly say, "My wife!"

10. The turtle I have kept for thirteen years never stays in my room for the night. He likes damp and dark corners, but he has been staying in my room this week. When I was sleeping, he climbed to the bed. One night, he walked back and forth like a man. I got up and carried him out. When I woke up in the morning, I saw him crawling back. I joked and bowed my head and said you wanted to see me. He passed away quietly tonight, and I'm sad because he kept saying goodbye to me.

When he was three years old, he peed his pants. He took off his outer trousers and told him to return them.

Thirteen years old, he chased girls. He gave him his wallet and said that he would remember to return it.

23 years old, without an umbrella. Throw it to him and say you'll remember to pay it back.

At the age of 33, he lost his ring. He took the same one from him and said he would remember to return it.

When the plane crashed at the age of 43, he put on a parachute and smiled and waved. I really don't have to pay it back this time.

He loves him. Can you see it?

He was standing in front of the mirror when a female ghost came towards him from behind.

Cold hands suddenly covered his eyes. "Guess who I am?"

The voice was cold and terrible. He was calm and expressionless. "You are a ghost."

"Oh, it's boring. You guessed it again." The cold voice instantly turned into anger.

She stamped her foot, turned into smoke and floated back to the urn.

"Silly wife, I haven't played enough for more than 20 years."

He complained, but his wrinkled face was full of happiness.

Even if you are gone, your soul will always be with me, which is enough to warm my whole heart.

After years of breaking up, they met unexpectedly in a city.

Man: "How are you?"

Woman: "Good"

Man: "How is he?"

Woman: "Good"

The woman asked, "How are you?"

The man replied, "Good."

Woman: "How is she?"

Man: "She just told me that she was fine."

I still love you. What about you?

He said "I like you" to the man three times:

In high school, they were classmates: "I seem to like you", "If you want to copy your homework, just let me know, I don't mind";

Men inherit the family business and become secretaries: "I really like you", "If you don't want to work overtime, just say so, and I won't force you";

When a man marries for his family, he is the best man: "I still like you …" "If you want to steal the marriage, just say that I will go with you."

Actually, I like you, too, even G.

ten years ago

He asked him, "Teacher, can I love you?"

He laughed: "silly child, you are still young."

in ten years

Grow up, get married, give gifts, and no one arrives.

Twenty years later

Knowing that he died of illness, he took his wife to his funeral and realized that he had never been married.

Thirty years later.

When he moved, he accidentally found his childhood exercise book. On the last page, there is a striking sentence: but I am willing to wait for you to grow up.

If you miss a moment, you will miss a lifetime.

Shocked, there is a new message "Brother, I decided to confess! Pray for me! "

He replied coldly, "Oh. Then you come. "

"I hesitated outside that guy's door for a long time, afraid to knock."

"Got the nerve to knock at the door! Buddies support you! "

"Do you think that guy will agree?"

"How should I know. I have already flashed in advance. "

He threw it away and felt a little pain in his heart.

Another shock was, "open the door, I still dare not knock."

I like you, fool.

I get off work by subway with my girlfriend every day, and I don't know when it will start.

There is always a handsome guy leaning against the sports car at the subway entrance to ogle her. First, his girlfriend ignored him.

But handsome guys and sports cars appear on time every day, and gradually her face is full of expectations and she is getting colder and colder to me.

Until that day, the handsome boy held a red rose and asked her, "Will you leave him?" Of course, she was very excited.

He turned to me. "She doesn't love you. Be my boyfriend." I took the bouquet.

Don't be too happy.

He and her childhood partner agreed to kill for the people and fight for the world.

An assassination attempt failed and he was captured, but he was recruited and countless colleagues were killed.

With tears in her eyes, she vowed to kill a traitor and take her as a concubine.

Ten years later, he became a general.

At the party, she got up and danced and stabbed him in the arm.

He said affectionately, I haven't loved since I had you.

She relented, and he stabbed her to death with a knife, thinking, how gullible.

It's not that I am gullible, but that I really love you.

-Dude, the handsome guy next door turned down another beautiful woman today. He loves his wife very much.

Oh? Is it?

Look, his wedding ring is the only "eternity" in the world! Brother, do you think there is eternity in this world?

What are you thinking, little girl? ..

-You are. You don't understand. ..

I don't know if there is eternity in the world. I have seen another ring, worn on the finger of a boy who failed to save people seven years ago.

Love has no gender and no national boundaries. As long as two people really love each other, it is eternal.

When we met again, she was holding a child about three years old.

But there is a beautiful young girl on his arm.

You, how are you? He spoke first.

-Yes, fine. How about you?

-Me, too.

The man smiled and reached out and touched the child's head. The girl also shook hands with her generously.

Take care of each other. Only on their respective roads, the children and girls asked.

-Aunt, who is that man?

-Cousin, who is that woman?

We still have to miss it.

She waved and stopped the taxi, and when she got on the bus, she found that it was him driving!

Ten years ago, they were close lovers

Under the pressure of her parents, she chose to break up and never met in the same city again.

-How are you?

-I'm fine, and you?

-I'm fine.

She saw that he was still wearing the watch she gave him;

When she got off the bus, he heard the crisp and sweet sound of the little bell on her backpack, which he gave her.

No matter how long it takes, we still love each other.

Be in love for three years

He never gave her a promise. He hinted several times, either explicitly or implicitly, but he just laughed without saying a word.

This year, on the train home, because her home is just a few stops in front of his.

I lost it. Remember to call me when she gets to the station, and then go to bed. A few hours later.

He woke her up: here we are. She looked out of the window and saw strange scenery.

Don't overdo it, it's his coquetry smile: my mother asked me to take you home to have a look.

Commitment in silence.

He held her and she asked him if he was heavy.

-The whole world is behind me. Do you feel heavy?

To the world, you may be only one person, but to me, you are my whole world.

On graduation day, my girlfriend of three years said to me:

"She likes wandering life, and while she is young, she wants to go abroad."

I am speechless ... seven years have passed in a blink of an eye. On a rainy afternoon, she suddenly appeared in front of me in gorgeous clothes and said:

"I'm tired of wandering life and want to have a harbor where I can dock."

But before her voice could be heard, suddenly a child hugged me from behind:

"Dad, mom told you to go home for dinner ..."

Why didn't you take me with you?

At night, boys and girls ride motorcycles together.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Boy: No, it's interesting.

Girl: Please, I'm scared.

Boy: OK, then you say you love me.

Girl: OK. I love you. Can you slow down now?

Boy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? This makes me feel uncomfortable.

-The next day-

The newspaper reported that a motorcycle had an accident because its brakes failed. Two people on board died and one survived. ...

I have seen it since I was a child, but it is very touching.

He abandoned his fiancee to go abroad seven years ago, and now he has a successful career. He began to feel guilty. He heard that she had a bad life and wanted to make up for it.

He went to her fish stall. She was scraping fish scales, and there was a boy squatting next to her, who looked a bit like him. His heart was shocked.

She suddenly stopped and pointed to the man in the booth next door. Why don't you cook for the children? He breathed a sigh of relief and turned around.

She handed the cigarette to the man in the booth next door: I'm sorry just now.

I don't want to be your burden, and I don't want you to live with guilt.

You said that no matter what I became, you would never leave, so I took off my mask and saw you talking in a panic.

Life is not a fairy tale. No, you're ugly. I will still be with you. That's just a few.

They have been quarreling since the first day of their marriage, and even a little thing will turn things upside down.

In the noise, children are born, grow up and get old.

As a result, "dead old man" and "old woman" scold endlessly every day.

Finally, one day, the children choked up and said to their father lying in the hospital bed, "Mom is gone."

The old man was happy: "This is quiet!"

The next morning, they found that their father had stopped breathing at some unknown time.

The most romantic thing is to grow old with you.

A bitter man said to the monk, "There are some things that I can't let go of some people."

The monk said, "There is nothing you can't let go."

He said, "But I just can't let go."

The monk asked him to hold the teacup, and then poured hot water into it until it overflowed.

The bitter man is scalded, let go of his hand at once.

The monk said, "There is nothing in this world that can't be put down. If it hurts, it will naturally be put down. "

Some people in love would rather die in pain than let go.

As soon as he got off the bus, he fell to the frozen ground, and the terrible pain made him feel that his left wrist was broken.

It will cost money again. The money I just saved is for dialysis for my wife, and the child's tuition for next year has not been paid.

As soon as he got up, he heard a scream and people waiting for the bus fled everywhere.

Because the ground was too slippery, a bus couldn't stop and ran into people. He didn't hide, but was swept by the rear of the car, and the medicine fee was dropped.

Hope in despair is tragedy.

This is my third blind date this year.

As soon as I sat down, my mother began to talk about the advantages of the girl opposite me. The central idea is that I must marry her and go home as my wife.

After my mother finished, the other mother began to praise me for her daughter again.

After half an hour, the two mothers blinked at each other and left the table, leaving only the two of us.

I looked at her quietly for a minute. "Long time no see." She said first

It's a long way around, and we're still together.

To outsiders, they are lovely twins.

In fact, my brother is a clone. He is just her spare organ bank and is destined to live for her all her life.

At the age of sixteen, my sister had a heart problem, which meant that my brother's life came to an end.

But she didn't want him to die for her, so she sneaked out and fainted in the street. He carried her back.

When she woke up, he was gone and saw a note: "Don't worry, clones are neither happy nor sad."

Farewell is destined to be an irresistible ending.

He suffered an air crash, and more than 0/00 people on board/kloc survived.

When the rescue team found him, they repeatedly said that it was a miracle that he was still alive after such a serious injury.

Later, she asked him how he persisted.

He smiled: "I have been thinking, if I leave, who will give you happiness."

He loved her thoroughly and his heart was full of sweetness.

Every day after dinner, they will go for a walk in the park.

And she's so delicate that she pouts every few steps.

"carry me."

He doesn't always think,

Sometimes I pretend to squat, and when she's ready to come up,

Suddenly she jumped out and she ran after her.

He was seriously ill in hospital two years ago, and she occasionally came to the park alone.

On her deathbed, she asked, Do you have any wishes? & ampuot

He smiled and said:

"I want to carry you again."

The real thing is the last one to miss.

1. When I came out of the examination room, I cried in a big mess. Seeing such a beautiful boy crying like a pear with rain, the candidates were shocked. Ignoring other people's eyes, I grabbed him and said fiercely, "If you cry again, I will kiss you in public." He cried even more. "Mathematics is too difficult for us to go to the same university." "Idiot, I knew you wouldn't. I didn't do any big questions later. "

When the upgraded version walked out of the examination room, she cried. Everyone looked at such a beautiful girl and cried. Ignoring other people's eyes, he grabbed her and said fiercely, "If you cry again, I will kiss you in public." She cried even harder. "Mathematics is too difficult for us to go to the same university." "Idiot, I knew you wouldn't. I didn't do any big questions later. " Another boy looked at his back and said silently, "I didn't do it either."

3. Upgrade out of the examination room again. A boy cries pear flowers bring rain. He hugged him regardless of others' eyes. He cried even more. "Mathematics is so difficult that we can't go to the same university." "Idiot, I knew you wouldn't. I didn't do the last question. " A boy next to him looked at his back and said silently, "I didn't do it either." The handsome young invigilator came over and said, "Idiot, I helped you two fill in the big empty questions when you just sorted them out."

He sat in front of the computer, deliriously marking the test paper, and suddenly found that the handwriting on a paper was completely different. The next few big questions are about dragons flying in the phoenix, which is more like being written in a hurry at some critical moment. He made an excuse to escape after marking the paper. Standing on the grass, he sighed: what's so good about that child that he helped this?

When he got home, he dropped his schoolbag on the ground. "Why! Why don't you tell me the answer! " "I want to be an invigilator. What do you think? " "But ... I really can't get into the exam ... ouch ... if I can't get into the exam, I'll look for it-if I can't get into a good university, I'll get into a good university ..." He wiped his tears, but he heard a man leafing through a newspaper and a weak voice. "I am raising you, what are you afraid of?"

6. The Chinese paper for the college entrance examination cried and threw it at the entrance of the examination room to pick up your own math paper. "Math paper, they, they all scold me for bullying people with my composition, and they scold me ..." Math paper looked at the little tearful person in your arms, touched the head of the Chinese paper, and said handsomely and calmly, "Good boy, see how I can help you bully them."

7. China people stare blankly at math: "Why ... why do you want to make it harder?" Math hugged him gently, showing a coquettish smile: "This way … you can focus everyone's scolding on me … Fool, I don't want to see you scolded …"

8. The senior high school entrance examination threw herself into the college entrance examination and cried, "Why don't they pay attention to me!" The college entrance examination gently stroked the back of the senior high school entrance examination, looked at him affectionately and said, "I will make them pay in three years."

These are all micro-novels, you can read them.

Where is Danyang Shuguang? My friend asked me to ask him such a simple question. Search the next map.

I dreamed that my husband asked me to find his dead friend. How to solve it? Hello, this dream actually has no special significance, just a subconscious reaction in the dream.

Breaking up with my boyfriend, he said it was impossible, and he called me to find him, which made me feel bad. Men refuse to have sex one day, which has nothing to do with feelings!

My boyfriend always asks me to find him and then leaves me at home. Congratulations!

Boyfriend does this to make you realize that he already regards you as a member of this family. When he is not at home, he needs you at home.

My boyfriend is in the army and asked me to play with him. If I go, I ask him if he misses me. I think a woman is financially independent first, but you don't have to live and work the way he gives you. You don't have to find what you like, but what you are willing to do. I think his brother is too busy. It's none of his business Your boyfriend's brother can talk about you casually. This is moral kidnapping. If you become their family, you are also a woman who suffers indignities. ...

My boyfriend always asks me to find him, but my family won't let me go out. What should I do?