Don’t be too nice to me, lest I promise you my life but don’t want it

1. Don't be too nice to me, lest I give you my love but don't want it.

2. If there is no freedom in life, then you can do whatever you want in my world. My heart is your most spacious place.

3. I don't want to be ambiguous, probably because I don't like it enough.

4. The sweetest thing I can think of is to be liked by you every day I like you.

5. When a man was drinking at the wine table and was enjoying himself, his wife suddenly called and said: She must be home in five minutes. The man got up and left. His friends all laughed and said: You listen to your wife so much! The man said something, and everyone fell silent: I have enjoyed her youth, so I have to accept her willfulness.

6. I will return to you across thousands of mountains and rivers, even if I can only say goodbye.

7. May your eighteen loves be your eighty companions.

8. I have drunk the strongest wine, and I have also given up on the person I love most. I can love you to the point of breaking my heart, or I can leave simply.

9. Time can understand love, prove love, and overthrow love.

10. Having a crush on someone means that when your name comes out of his mouth without any emotion, you can feel your heart trembling, even if his love has nothing to do with you and your pain grows because of him.

11. Later, even if I smashed the wine bottle, I didn't get sobriety, and even if I soiled myself, I didn't get love.

12． The most beautiful thing about time is when you and I become us.

13. Why aren't you in love yet? Because the family is very strict, and you, why don’t you fall in love? Because you have strict control at home

14. Some people say that the person you can still see when you close your eyes is the person you love the most.

15. He has loved to tease her secretly since he was a child, just to dominate her world. In kindergarten, she carefully drew a picture in which the prince was her favorite monitor. When she came back five minutes later, she found that the prince's head had been painted into a pig's head. During elementary school exams, there will always be a ball of paper flying over. It is an unsigned test paper: Help me finish it! Otherwise I'll beat you up. In middle school, she became more and more beautiful, but the boys in the class always avoided her with frightened faces. Her best friend told her that someone ordered that no one be allowed to approach her. When college started, a handsome boy walked up to her and said, "Be my girlfriend, because I am the one who bullied you since you were a kid. It's time for me to pay off my debt."

16. The only sentence that can touch people's hearts more than "I like you" is "I like you too."

17. I pretend to look around at the scenery, but I only have eyes for you.

18． If waiting can lead to a miracle, I would rather wait, even for a year or a lifetime!

19. Even if I have nothing to do with you for the rest of my life, I will not regret meeting you for the first time.

20. She came home from get off work and he sat on the couch. Smoking expressionlessly, he suddenly spoke: Hey, let me tell you, we have been living together like this for two years, don't you feel tired? She stopped changing her slippers, turned around and looked at him blankly: What did you say? He remained expressionless: I said, I'm tired of it. Tears flowed from her eyes and she turned around helplessly to wipe them away. A warm body suddenly hugged her: How about we get married? It's suitable for a person's mood to talk about: Don't be too good to me, lest I promise you with my body and don't want it

1. A promise that cannot be fulfilled is called a lie. Don’t promise too much if you can’t give. Hurt others and hurt yourself.

2. My heart suddenly hurts when I encounter everything about you, and I don’t know how to breathe for a few seconds.

3. Girl, don’t be too kind in the cold world.

4. Although there are various ways of love, most of those who choose to be a good guy in love can only be cannon fodder.

5. Even if you lose everything, don’t lose your smile...

6. The three-year relationship is coming to an end. We still love each other, but the word marriage still feels a bit unfamiliar to me.

7. I am never as tolerant as you imagine. A lot.

8. The sky in my age is cloudy and sunny. It’s all up to you to decide.

9. You can’t hide falling in love with someone. You will exude it wherever you go. A kind of breath that the world is really beautiful.

10. Hard work may not necessarily lead to success, but giving up will definitely lead to failure.

11. Why wear briefs? Because it saves money and cloth!

12. I try my best to capture every detail of you and smooth you in my own way. Folds of Emotions

13. Don’t be too nice to me, lest I promise you my life but don’t want it anymore.

14. No one belongs to anyone else, you are yourself.

15. I haven’t stopped loving you, I just don’t show it anymore, because no matter how hard I try, you won’t understand. 2020 Funny Quotes: Don’t be too nice to me, lest I commit myself to you

1. Fate is responsible for shuffling the cards, but it is ourselves who play the cards.

2. The future is bright, but there is no road!

3. When it comes to gaining weight, if you have the ability, don’t work on your waist, work on your chest.

4. Anyway, my fate is always different from what they calculated. I don’t know whether they calculated it wrong or I lived it wrong.

5. A buddy of mine often invites us to dinner, but he never brings money. He said that he knows he will not be able to steal us when paying the bill!

6. Follow other people’s paths. , leaving others cornered.

7. Examination is like cooking porridge, it becomes mushy after boiling.

8. Although I can’t promise to love you until I die, I promise to love you until I die.

9. This world: If you don’t want to die, just wait to die!

10. When many people reorganize their prejudices, they think they are thinking.

11. You can’t afford to hurt Sheriff Black Cat’s child.

12. Now that I think about it, kindergarten is still easy to mess around with.

13. You are sick, I have poisonous capsules.

14. Please tell the prince that I am still on the road of overcoming thorns and thorns. There are still snowy mountains that have not been climbed, the river has not been crossed, the dragon has not been killed, and the handsome boy has not been soaked. Let him continue to sleep!

< p> 15. Ha! Noble grace! What a terrible thing! Grace is the enemy of creativity.

16. When you were thin, you were in my heart, but later on, when you became fat, you were stuck in it and couldn’t get out.

17. You are the God in my heart, and I am the priest in your heart!

18. Before marriage, you compare my advantages with other people’s shortcomings. After marriage, you compare my Compare the shortcomings with the strengths of others.

19. Everyone wants to be different from others, but the result is that everyone is the same.

20. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

21. To be truly unrestrained is not to drink and be debauched, but to be falsely reserved is to be impassioned.

22. If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you!

23. I will work hard to realize my dream to make up for the bragging I made when I was a child.

24. Hugging is really a strange thing. They are so close but can’t see each other’s faces.

25. If you are happy in life, you must have all the fun. Don’t let your sweet wife look at the moon in vain.

26. After all, I couldn't outrun that BMW. I could only watch it fly away in the sunset. It wasn't that my engine was bad, but that my car chain fell off.

27. Don’t panic if you cheat, just pretend if you catch it.

28. Don’t think you are a garlic, in my eyes you are an onion at most.

29. The destiny of the next life will be told in this life, and I will never be separated from you for thousands of years; No need to look for me.

31. Edison Chen endorses a certain camera, and the advertising slogan is "My wonderfulness is shared with you"

32. I have done nothing wrong, and I am not afraid of dogs scratching the door!

33 , when others call you "grandfather", you used to be a grandson too!

34. If you love the wrong person, every day is April Fool's Day; if you love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.

35. Failure is success. Then I have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

36. It pokes your sore spots, lights your nerves, and steps on your tail.

37. A long-term love requires a funny person and a stupid person. A funny person is willing, but a stupid person is determined.

38. Not aware of the power. . . My bestie is so professional.

39. Don’t be too nice to me, lest I commit myself to you.

40. My funnyness is a myth, and I can make Sabi look unparalleled.

41. What is a bold assumption? It is just nonsense.

42. Master, please help me catch up with the urgent syrup ahead. Thank you.

43. If there is something I haven’t done well enough, please tell me. Don’t hold it in, because I won’t change it anyway.

44. The configuration is too low and the funny mode cannot be turned off.

45. You may have E. coli in your brain.

46. My sister is not only talented but also has fat around her waist.

15. When a person is funny to a certain extent, he will call himself aloof. I realize that youth has nothing, and I am willing to commit myself to never leave you.

1. We have nothing but youth.

2. If you want to win, you must not be afraid of losing. If you are not afraid of losing, you may not win. But if you are afraid of losing, the result will definitely be loss.

3. If God gives me glory, I will be more arrogant than God!

4. Disliking you while still sticking to you is true love!

5. It doesn’t matter if she is not cool or handsome, she is enough for me

6. Only when you are born with heavy shackles to fight can you have the hope of nirvana and rebirth.

7. Maybe no matter how hard I try, I can’t get into your heart, because you don’t deserve to be mine.

8. In life, you will often meet someone, who Break your principles, change your habits, become your exception, and then as time goes by, unknowingly, it becomes your principles and becomes your habit. This is a kind of bondage.

9. I don’t envy other people’s lives. This is the so-called happiness.

10. I heard that people who are used to being invisible have a scar

11. Auntie, why did you choose to come on Children’s Day

12. I I want to be as innocent and cute as Crayon Shin-chan.

13. I am just a little more affectionate, but I have been unable to extricate myself.

14. A person’s change starts with the arrival or departure of another person, right?

15. I don’t want to tell you how I got through the torment in my heart step by step.

16. I like you as much as I like you. How about you bite me?

17. Graduation is a heavy verb; graduation is an unforgettable noun; graduation is an adjective that makes people shed tears when moved.

18. I love you just because I love you.

19. Every time I think about how to bully you, I feel like my whole body is exuding the light of wisdom

20. High profile with Y in the name

21. Caring is the most fatal weakness

22. [You don’t have to study next semester, I will blow up the school , don’t ask me who I am, I am Lei Feng. ]

23. Be sweet in your mouth but cruel in your heart. It's time to stay, it's time to roll around. From now on, either endure it, be ruthless, or get out. One day, if I have the power in my hand, I will kill all the dogs in the world who have failed me.

24. Inexplicably, all my habits have changed.