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Philosophically funny to say that when you are young, you are not sensible, but when you are sensible, you are not young.
Try not to make noise, try not to let anyone live,
Playing the lute to a cow is not terrible. The terrible thing is that a group of cows play the piano for you every day.
Boss, buy three pounds of house and let me go back to speculation!
If I had money, I would buy two swimming pools, one for washing my face and the other for washing my feet.
6 in this life. It would be great to live mercilessly ...
Hold my hand and close your eyes, and you won't get lost.
Kindness means that I don't eat meat when others are hungry.
Close my eyes and I see my future.
If 10 people really live to the point of being shameless, how can they live?
1 1 When you were born, you cried and they all laughed; When you left, you smiled and they all cried.
12 cudgel is too thin to remember.
13 Money does not envy Yuanyang or immortals.
14 Don't look at me seriously, because I will laugh.
15 winter, even washing clothes requires great courage!
16 people who don't want to fall in love have already identified an impossible person in their hearts.
17 kitchen knife in hand, ask who is the hero in the world!
18 days cold. Hug if you have an object, add clothes if you don't have an object. ...
19 I still loved you until I got an arrow in my knee.
20 left-handed romance, right-handed daily necessities.
2 1 Either you are busy living or you are busy dying.
Everything will be fine when you don't take things seriously.
Sometimes the enemy is more real than the so-called friend, at least he speaks ill of you in front of you.
Men are excellent because of loneliness, and women are lonely because of Excellence.
I farted under the covers last night and almost got poisoned! ! !
Your future depends on your dreams now, so get some sleep.
Many times, I like someone else, but she doesn't know it; More often, I hurt others unconsciously.
When I was a child, I was not sensible, but when I was sensible, I was not small.
You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.
Happiness is in your own hands, not someone else's mouth!
3 1 Don't arm yourself in a secular way, you will not be acclimatized.
If you want to chase girls, you might as well chase those who have boyfriends. Because, you only have one opponent.
Don't be shameless. This painting is going to be played,
Talk about things that are not sensible, talk about things that will never be sensible, and be mature.
1, good temper because fewer and fewer people indulge me,
2, love to romance, has just begun. Love to pain is breaking up. Love is so dull, you should get married. When feelings develop to different periods, we should do different things. Without a lifetime of romance and sweetness, the only thing that can really be with you is familiarity that grows old. Everything you say in love is unbelievable, but every day in love is true. Remember that being with you is all you have, and love can last until you get used to it.
I am not angry, not because I have no temper. I'm just looking for the right opportunity. One, knife, kill, kill you.
4. In life, you don't want to live perfectly, but you want to live realistically.
Just because I'm not angry doesn't mean I have no temper. My indifference does not mean that I have no vision. I'm just too lazy to pursue something.
6, thank you for your love, let me know the concept of distressed.
7. He loves you before he loses his temper with you. He loves you to think about it. He loves you and is willing to tolerate everything about you, but they are not good at expressing and cherish him by your side.
8. It's not that we have nothing to say, but that we have all changed, and it's no longer that you can say whatever you want.
9. A true friend will walk with you when the whole world is gone.
10, don't always feel despised, ask yourself if you have any weight first.
1 1, I don't like to have any contradiction with you. I never do anything you don't like. Although I know you don't like to coax girls, I'm still angry with you.
12, it rained heavily, and my mind was wet.
13, how to live a happy life, how to live a chic life.
14, I think one day, I am suitable for a person. We can eat delicious food, listen to music, talk about topics around the world, and even sit quietly face to face all day. No matter friendship or love.
15, there is a choice of love, called helplessness; There is a love ending called missing.
16. Failure is a comma for the strong and a period for the weak.
17, the biggest pain in life is that I didn't see the rainbow after the storm, and I caught a cold.
18, the person I hate is always particularly obvious, while the person I like is well disguised.
19, those who love me, please learn to tolerate my princess temper, otherwise please stay away from me.
20, tolerate my temper, don't flirt with girls, love me well, I am enough, I don't want much, I just need these.
2 1, someone falls in love with you and someone marries you. These two are completely different. Falling in love means that he stops to accompany you without changing his itinerary. He may leave at any moment. As for marriage, he gave up his own way and is willing to go with you. So it's easier to fall in love than to get married. People who love you are still passers-by The man who marries you is called family.
22. Bad temper, poor study and super bad personality. Yes, that's the one who likes you.
23. The most difficult job is how to be a man.
24. Everyone has defects, just like an apple bitten by God. Some people have more defects because God especially likes his scent. War and Peace
25. I am good to you because I like you; But please don't treat my kindness to you as your base.
26. It is because I am too hard and spineless that I have a temper and no ability to go. Don't make me too dependent on you and dislike me.
27. In this age of promiscuity, will there still be eternal love?
28, we no longer contact, please don't mind, blame is not together at the beginning.
No one will tolerate your mistakes and your small temper forever. At least I haven't found it yet.
You lose your temper with him and ignore him if you are unhappy. You ordered him to do it for you, but you didn't know that your love was almost consumed by you.
3 1, the saddest moment in love is the indifference in the later period. A person who once loved you suddenly left you, but it was the end of the world.
32, labor, temper, so what. .
Apart from my bad temper, I have a heart of stone.
34. What you think of as coincidence is just the result of another person's heart. -Late autumn
35, miss you, can only listen to that boring song! Listen to that song: one person's loneliness, two people's fault.
36. Some people are ambiguous, but I am still deceiving myself.
37. How many songs can you sing to warm this winter?
38、。 Play fashion. . Pull thoroughly. . Dress in fashion. . Shake it well. Don't lose your temper . Challenge my personality. . . .
Yes, I am not beautiful, I have a bad temper, I have a bad figure, I like swearing, I like drinking, I am a playboy, and I always think I like you.
40. Because of you, I began to be melodramatic in places you can't see.
4 1, labor and capital are neither humble nor supercilious, do not smoke, do not swear, and have a good temper. You don't want to turn a blind eye to my business
42. When you face setbacks and disappointments, you should have a calm mind. Only when you understand peace can you understand life.
43. Listen, don't blame me for being willful, and don't blame me for having a bad temper. In this world, if I don't protect myself, who will?
44, sensible, let me understand a lot of things I shouldn't understand.
45. I am proud in front of everyone, but I am humble in front of you.
46. Love itself is a book. I have turned it over countless times, but I don't know what the meaning is. Perhaps it is due to carelessness. May have summed up the true meaning. People are still people, just people. When they meet, know each other and fall in love, they will always draw different arcs in a delicate time and space stage.
47. I forgot which day, year and month I carved a face on which wall. Zhang Weixiao looked at me with a sad face. We laughed and said that we stayed in the same place in time. In fact, we have long been swept away by the torrent, silently.
I have never been angry with you, not because I have no temper, but because I love you.
49. I am just like this. I am willful, I am overbearing, I have a bad temper, I can tolerate the welcome, I can't get used to it, I don't beg you.
50, if possible, no one wants to cry alone, that free and easy just pretend to comfort themselves.
5 1, people are actually very difficult to be truly free, and it is often that person who locks people up. Unconsciously, we are either slaves of feelings or servants of career.
52. The three words that make people cry most easily in the world are, don't cry.
53. All the unfairness in this world is due to the incompetence of the parties concerned. Tokyo ghouls
As a typical loser, you are really successful.
No one can control your life, but many times we need more courage to strengthen our choices.
I am rude, bad-tempered, and my academic performance is not very good. Please don't come near me
57. If you know my nonverbal words, you actually know that I want to cry.
58. I think that love may be to tolerate your little emotions, understand your little temper, accept your little waywardness, and have a heart to accompany you no matter how the future changes.
59. When I was young, I always thought I could meet many people, and then you would understand that the so-called opportunities are actually only a few times.
60. Time will heal all wounds, and I will be overwhelmed by time.
6 1, not beautiful, not cute, in poor health, bad temper, bad family, bad grades, nothing, right, that's me,
I don't care what others think. Whether you say mine is good or not.
The luckiest thing is that when I changed my bad temper and wanted to cherish our feelings, I found you still there.
64. You used to love someone very much, but when all the disappointments accumulated to a critical point, even love was no longer wonderful.
65. Broken love has left, giving me hope that I should not fantasize that you are still there.
I think if I don't love you, I will lose my temper and go against you.
67. Many people think that lowering the bottom line can get something, but it is not. The bottom line can determine what you have. Once you lower the bottom line of principle, you will soon lose something you regard as principle, and then you will lose more. Usually, lowering the bottom line is not what you want. The bottom line can float, but don't drop it again; The principle is different for everyone, but you have to have it. -"May someone accompany you to drift from place to place"
68. In the face of the relentless passage of life, we are always sad. Time, like a thief who stole a good time, quickly and quietly escaped. If we are not careful, we will be forgotten in the infinite desolation of time.
69. Time has told me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed and it is time to be sensible.
70. Is my temper too good, so you can't see my helplessness?
7 1, [Losing weight is really not that easy; Every piece of meat has its temper]
72. We can't change yesterday, we can't predict tomorrow, we can only grasp today.
We can't go back to the past, but we will be happier than before ~
74. Travel is just to lose yourself and then find yourself.
75. In sporadic memories, there are still some lost love powders.
76. All victories are insignificant compared with the victories of conquering oneself.
We are all irreplaceable beings in this world.
78. It's your blessing to be spoiled by me. Pretend that you haven't figured out my temper yet?
79. I lost my temper a few days ago, but now I feel there is no need to get angry. After all, we are running out of time.
80. Any choice means giving up something else. No matter how you choose, you will inevitably have regrets. You can't completely make up for your regrets and be perfect. Therefore, instead of spending time on regrets and faint sadness, it is better to take the road of choice wholeheartedly and not envy the scenery and prosperity on other roads. Otherwise, you will regret it.
8 1, I hate that you never care about my feelings. I hate your self-righteous bad temper. I hate your self-suppressed escape. I hate it. You're really starting to hate it.
82. Later, to what extent did you forget me?
83. You scold me, and I listen, barking like a dog. You hit me, I think, flies are flying, I have a bad temper, and I usually fan flies.
84. If you are shot in the back, you are in front of them. You will be hurt by them, which means that you haven't gone far enough and are still within their range. So don't stop to explain yourself. The only way to prove that others are biased is to prove that you are right. To do this, you need to go forward bravely, work harder and be calm.
Now think about it: it's all my ignorance that always gives you a headache at that time.
1, I don't know what you paid, I knew it, I got nothing.
I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.
The value of a person is determined at the moment of being tempted.
What is insignificant in your eyes is priceless in my life.
5, like a person too fascinated into a tragedy.
6. Smoking is bad for the lungs, coffee is bad for the stomach and love is bad for the heart.
7. Now think about it: it was all my ignorance that kept you a headache.
8. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. If you owe money, you have to pay it back.
9. In the face of failures and setbacks, it is a kind of courage to laugh it off and then stand up again.
10, writing and rewriting life chapters; Reading at night creates golden brilliance.
1 1, let alone cooked with raw rice. Now you are cooking raw rice into popcorn. If you want to run, run.
12, I want to go to many places, I want to go to the end of time alone, I want to make a wish alone.
It is time to grow up and understand.
It is time to grow up and understand.
First, Meng, stop fooling around and talk nonsense. It's time to be sensible and grow up.
Second, it's time to grow up and understand. You must never hurt others because of your inner unhappiness, let alone your parents. Because the people you can hurt are the people who love you. .
Third, I don't have many wishes. I only hope that the people who love me and all the people I love are healthy, happy, safe and happy. At the age of 26, it's time to grow up and be sensible and continue to be a kind and sincere person.
Four, people come and go, watching the excitement, everyone has everyone's story, everyone has different attitudes and different life experiences. I am an adult, but I am like a child who will never feel safe. It's time to grow up and be sensible. Now I just want to live my life quietly. Without your appearance, I won't bother you, leaving my last self-esteem. Good night!
It's time to grow up, be sensible and be responsible.
6. It's time to grow up, be sensible, be independent, and find someone to take good care of yourself. Happy birthday to my twenty-year-old self.
Seven, 16 years old, it's time to grow up, don't be so ignorant, and get through high school no matter how hard and tired you are. Happy birthday. Come on.
Eight, not all people will remember what you like to eat and what you don't like to eat. Not all people will wait for you to come back and cook a table of your favorite dishes. There should not be many people who can do this except their parents. Seeing their silver thread gradually exposed, and seeing that they sometimes ask questions you don't understand like children, I think I should grow up and be sensible. Let's prove everything with practice.
Nine, a lot of things don't care, don't care, don't say bad things, but also understand others, don't argue with others, I will change if I am wrong, and I won't refute if I am right. They all say I'm sensible, but I just think it's time to grow up.
Ten, it's time to grow up, it's time to be sensible, don't always entangle some things, no one should listen to you, this is how people grow up, I believe I can!
Eleven, go home and change back to the original beauty. Really, time and age don't allow you to be ignorant. It's time to grow up
Twelve, suddenly found that the previous one is too ignorant, it's time to grow up!
Thirteen, I suddenly feel that I am very disobedient, I don't have that much skill, and I still let so many people worry and waste so much money. Is it time to grow up and be sensible, stop being emotional, stop letting my temper go, and learn to live a serious and cautious life like an adult? Everything seems to start over.
Fourteen, how many people will be desperate to tolerate you instead of thinking about why others don't want to be near you? Why don't you think if you are wrong? Everyone is not a child. There's really no need to be childish with you. It is time to grow up and understand.
15. Before, I never thought that life was precious and always suffocating, but I didn't know how to cherish it until it really happened. Ah, it's time to grow up and understand.
Sixteen, mom, happy holidays! Don't let you worry less about me in the future, you will gradually understand. I learned a lot today. Cherish everyone who cares about you. I don't know how to cherish every time I lose it. It's time to understand! adult
Happy birthday to myself. 16 years old should grow up! ! Be sensible! ! I hope I will be braver in the future! ! Try different things. Come on!
Eighteen years old, at that time, you have to grow up and be sensible. I wonder if I will remember my mother. Will you still adapt to your mother's presence and company?
Nineteen, now I really think it's time to grow up and be sensible, but I'm really confused when I want to work hard
Twenty, I feel that I am still too lazy and not working hard enough, so I am not confident enough to meet my own requirements! 20 years old, it's time to grow up, it's time to be mature!
Twenty-one, I don't know why I suddenly understand my responsibilities, and I feel that I should grow up, be sensible, and take responsibility.
Twenty-two, mother is superman, mother is not born superman, mother should not take superman for granted, the baby should grow up and be sensible.
Twenty-three, although it is cruel and unwilling to face it, I still have to say this sentence. It's time to grow up, to be sensible and to work hard. For you and for myself.
Forgive your profligate youth and pave the way for your tomorrow. Who doesn't want to indulge in a rainbow-like dream! Who doesn't want to deceive themselves and be happy! It's time for children to grow up and understand. No one should be responsible for your health and happiness! You don't even know why people love you and spoil you!
Maybe it's time for me to grow up and be sensible, and I can't be so headstrong anymore.
Twenty-six, sadness only takes three minutes. If you are wronged, you can only say it to people who care. You are not too mature, but you are more sensible than before. Well, it's time to grow up and not be too young.
Not everyone is sincere about your kindness. It is time to grow up and understand. Not everyone deserves it. Some people may just pass by and become strangers after a short walk, but some people have been wrong all their lives and will never come back. Childishness and blindness will pay the price. Don't be sad because of people who are not worth it. I'll pay you back when it's time to come.
Twenty-eight, endure for a long time, finally can't help crying, think of last year, they first officially broke out at night crying, I told myself, it's time to grow up, it's time to be sensible, it's time to wake up! Vision Wei, nine years, is my best youth! Thank you. We walked together. I have cried, and I will dry my tears. After the heartache, I will heal the pain and continue our next nine years.
Twenty-nine, my baby has grown up and become more and more sensible. Today, my brother-in-law said that Mommy hasn't grown up yet. Yes, mommy needs to grow up, work hard and give the baby something better. You sent a message to mom today, and mom cried. Love you, love you.
Today is our birthday. Happy birthday to us. It's time to grow up and learn to be sensible. Love yourself in the future.
Some people are right, don't always impose your ideas on others. What you think is not necessarily what others think. Don't think that others always follow your ideas. It's time to grow up, baby. It's time for a long snack, baby. It's time to get it, baby.
I may have thought a lot recently and shed tears when chatting with my brother. I hope you and I can think about how to go in the next life. My parents are old, so it's time for me to grow up and be sensible.
Thirty-three, it's time for me to grow up. I will learn to be sensible in the future, and I can't be as ignorant as before.
Let those who know understand, let those who don't understand, let the world be the world, and I am willing to be my cocoon. I used to think that this was my principle, but I finally found out that it could only be an extravagant hope. I am not an individual, I am a member of society, and I can't be my cocoon. Because: some people will say that you are trapped in a cocoon, and some people will cut your cocoon open with scissors. Because it's time for you to grow up and understand. But I just want to stay in my cocoon.
35. Let's record the first time my dad bought me breakfast to wake me up, and made me lunch to wake me up! After all, he is 60 years old. It is time to grow up and understand.
I feel distressed again. I'm afraid I'm tired and I can't do it, but I hope you don't love me so much. I want to challenge myself. It is time to grow up and understand. I don't want you to worry about me.
Thirty-seven, it's time to grow up and understand. I tell myself this every year today, but what have I done? You have accomplished nothing and don't know how to cherish it. I really can't do this anymore. In the new year, I am 23 years old. I will take my career seriously. I will work hard with my brother. I will be responsible for the next relationship. Who could that person be? Could it be you?
Thirty-eight, after suffering, perhaps the mind is more mature. In fact, many things in life don't have to care about other people's opinions. Of course, everyone wants to pursue a better life, but sometimes they forget where they are. It is natural to ask blindly. After some things, you should know that you should grow up and be sensible.
Thirty-nine, eighteen in a blink of an eye, it's time to grow up and understand. I feel very happy to have you along the way, so I wish myself a happy birthday and happiness every day.
Forty years old, it's not easy to go out! During this time, I experienced borrowing money, asking for directions and inquiring about things. I can't trust anyone, I have to rely on myself! I thought I knew a lot, but now I realize it's all my thoughts! These things really made me realize that we always leave all our willfulness and bad temper to the closest people! It is time to grow up and understand.
Forty-one, it's time to grow up It's time to understand. It's time to fight. You should be an ambitious woman. You should know how to give yourself everything you want.
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